Woody, you obviously didn't look very hard for a good restaurant in Cincinnati. And you obviously didn't go to the Masionette, a five-star restaurant, or Pigall's, or Orchids at the Palm Court, or Jeff Ruby's, or even the plebian Gold Star or Skyline Chili. Plenty of good restaurants in Cincy. And you don't get better Cincinnati Chili anywhere outside of Cincinnati unless it's Dixie Chili right across the bridge in Newport, Kentucky. If fact, aside from a few places outside of Cincinnati, you can't get it all. You may not like Cincinnati Chili, but you can't get it any better anywhere else.