My Maunday Thursday Joke:
It's the Last Supper, and Jesus announces to his Apostles, "My Brethren, the Roman Guard is on its way here to arrest me. And it is because one of you has betrayed me."
Well, the Apostles are all shocked and stunned. They all think so highly of each other that they can't comprehend of there being a traitor amongst them. So a few begin to wonder if they had inadvertently brought about this betrayal.
Mark goes up to Jesus and he asks, "Was it I, Lord?"
And Jesus turns to Mark and says, "No, my brother, it is not you. Your love for me is great and it shall one day be transformed into words that shall be read by uncountable numbers throughout the world."
Then Peter goes up to Jesus and asks, "Was it I, Lord?"
And Jesus turns to Peter and says, "No, Peter, it is not you. Though you shall deny me in the coming hours, your love for me is strong and you will be the cornor stone of my church in years to come."
Then Judas goes up to Jesus and asks, "Was it I, Lord?"
And Jesus turns to Judas and says, "Oh--Was it I, Lord? Was it I, Looooord?"