Little Billy had a birth defect, he only had one eye. His family didn't have money for a fancy prostheses, so the Doc fixed him up with a nice painted WOODEYE.
So the High School dance came up, and Billy was hanging around hoping for a dance. He was feeling bad, and then he saw little Suzie with the CLEFT PALATE all by herself.
Billy walked over and asked "Suzie, would you like to have a dance?"
Suzie was terribly excited, and cried out "Would I? Would I? Would I?"
Billy gnashed his teeth, kicked at the dirt, and blurted out "Harelip, harelip, harelip!"