As a child I always wondered why a cheeseburger had cheese, a baconburger had bacon, but a hamburger had no ham.
Tonight I was making us hamburgers--mine on an onion roll and Joe's on a Thomas's English Muffin, and there was the left-over sliced ham in the frij, so I said, "Why not?" "Why not?" I said, and I put a few slices on mine, topped with baby swiss.
It was really quite tasty.
Joe said, "Yuck!"
The end.