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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #330 on: September 11, 2007, 02:25:19 PM »
Don Hewes: When a man has a dance partner, she has to be a peach.

Hannah Brown: I guess I'm a lemon.
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #331 on: September 11, 2007, 02:26:56 PM »
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #332 on: September 11, 2007, 02:27:54 PM »
"What are you going to give me [for Christmas]? I hope I don't like it."

"Well, you'll have to keep 'em anyway. 'Cause the man at the Aquarium said that he wouldn't take them back."
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #333 on: September 11, 2007, 02:28:51 PM »
Page Twelve Harry and Cedric Dance!!


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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #334 on: September 11, 2007, 02:29:48 PM »
I'll have a large order of 'prognosis negative.'
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #335 on: September 11, 2007, 02:36:46 PM »
Guard: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
Guard: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Guard: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #336 on: September 11, 2007, 02:38:39 PM »
But I vant to be alone.
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #337 on: September 11, 2007, 02:39:44 PM »
I'm off to read another chapter in THE DEATHLY HALLOWS. I cleaned the living room this morning, so I'm done with that chore for this week. I may read more in THE THREEPENNY OPERA libretto, too.
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #338 on: September 11, 2007, 02:47:54 PM »
Monday evening greetings.  After working 3 hours this morning, I left to join DH Richard, his brothers, and their wives at Middletown Regional Hospital to wait while Harriet endured 4 hours of abdominal surgery.  Her surgeon told us that her heart behaved quite well during the operation and that he was able to correct the GI problem and repair a lot of adhesions.  She's now in recovery, so the brothers sent us home (right around the corner from the hospital) - they'll call us when she's back in her room.  Her recuperation will be long, I'm sure, but she went into surgery with a "let's get on with it" attitude, which should help.

Thanks to DRs TCB and JRand for the vibes I found just now.
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #339 on: September 11, 2007, 02:49:28 PM »
Heartiest congratulations to DR Jason on your upcoming tour!  Ohio - Cincinnati, Dayton, Columbus?  Heck, I'd even drive to Cleveland to see ya!
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« Reply #340 on: September 11, 2007, 02:59:09 PM »
TOD - "It's a mystery!"
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #341 on: September 11, 2007, 03:16:38 PM »
DR Ginny, what good news about your mother-in-law. I hope I'm that tough when I am an old woman.
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« Reply #342 on: September 11, 2007, 03:20:11 PM »
My favorite line from Mel Brooks' Silent Movie:  "Non!"

The joke is, of course (according to IMDb.com), Marcel Marceau, the famous mime, has the only speaking line in this movie...(when refusing a role in the silent film). As a result, the movie has been listed in the Guinesss Book Of World Records as having the fewest spoken lines of any sound movie.
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« Reply #343 on: September 11, 2007, 03:25:42 PM »
Quote from: Dan (the Man) on September 11, 2007, 10:55:01 AM
"Maria, our abbey is not to be used as an escape.  What is it, you c*nt face?"

ROTFLMAO!!!!! ;D
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« Reply #344 on: September 11, 2007, 03:27:09 PM »
Quote from: DearReaderLaura on September 11, 2007, 03:16:38 PM
DR Ginny, what good news about your mother-in-law. I hope I'm that tough when I am an old woman.

Thank you, DR Laura.  I have 2 great role models in my mother (almost 89) and Richard's.  My aunt is another story...
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« Reply #345 on: September 11, 2007, 03:29:26 PM »
Quote from: singdaw on September 11, 2007, 09:04:02 AM
Friends or foes of Kathy Griffin and/or Elaine Stritch may want to see this.   :)

I Love Kathy Griffin and Elaine Stritch!!  

Thanks for posting this. :D
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #346 on: September 11, 2007, 03:30:40 PM »
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #347 on: September 11, 2007, 03:32:12 PM »
Congratulations, Dear Reader Jason!!!

************************* <--- (Those are congratulations.)
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« Reply #348 on: September 11, 2007, 03:34:23 PM »
Congratulations DR Jason.

Even the spider is excited by the news - "he" has shifted into this room!
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #349 on: September 11, 2007, 03:36:37 PM »
Quote from: Sandra on September 11, 2007, 03:32:12 PM
Congratulations, Dear Reader Jason!!!

************************* <--- (Those are congratulations.)

Floating over the desert, soon to reach NYC.
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« Reply #350 on: September 11, 2007, 03:37:10 PM »
"We'll catch the crooks red-handed."
"What color are their hands now?"
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« Reply #351 on: September 11, 2007, 03:41:17 PM »
Jeffrey Baird: [picks up phone] Hello?
Cecil Flintridge: Oh, hello, Jeffrey. Yes, are you there?
Jeffrey Baird: Of course I'm here.
Cecil Flintridge: Now don't shout at me - I'm in jail.
Jeffrey Baird: Well, that's all right; we don't need you.
Cecil Flintridge: I'm in jail for battery, and I want you to get me out. I'm at the Susquehannah Street Jail . . . Susquehannah! Susquehannah - S-U-S-Q-U-Q! Q! You know, the thing you play billiards with . . . Billiards! B-I-L-L-
Policeman at Jail: What is this, a spelling bee?
Cecil Flintridge: Ahem. No, "L" for larynx. L-A-R-Y . . . N-No, not "M", N! . . . "N" as in neighbor! Neighbor, N-E-I-G-H-B--B! B! Bzzz. Bzzz. You know, the stinging insect! Insect! I-N-S-S! S, for symbol. S-Y . . . Y! Y!
Jeffrey Baird: Well, why? Don't ask me "why."
Cecil Flintridge: Look, Jeffrey. I'm in jail. W-wait a minute. What jail did you say this was?
Policeman at Jail: Susquehannah Street Jail.
Cecil Flintridge: Thank you, indeed. Thank you very much. I'm in the Substi-- The Subset-- Jeffrey, listen closely . . . Do you know where the Oak Street Jail is? You do? Fine. I'll have them transfer me there in the morning!
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #352 on: September 11, 2007, 03:42:53 PM »
Peter P. Peters: We're the only two people in New York who don't think we're married.
Linda Keene: Think? I know we're not.
Peter P. Peters: I'm beginning to have my doubts.
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #353 on: September 11, 2007, 03:44:00 PM »
Hmm. I think I had a conversation that went something like that one time.
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« Reply #354 on: September 11, 2007, 03:44:21 PM »
He's about six feet away from the PC at the moment.
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #355 on: September 11, 2007, 03:44:32 PM »
Quote from: Jason on September 11, 2007, 12:23:48 PM
Hold you hats and hallelujah!
JASON'S GOIN' ON A TOU-AH!

It's me! It's ME! IT'S MEEEEEE!!!

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And now...the Broad Way!!!

[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]Congratulations to New Equity Member Jason!!!! [/move]
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Re:WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR?
« Reply #356 on: September 11, 2007, 03:45:12 PM »
Quote from: Jason on September 11, 2007, 12:29:31 PM
By the by, here's a list of some of the states the tour will be playing. I'll have a more detailed itinerary once I get the contract. There are two companies of the show going out...I'm assuming they're dividing us up into the northern and southern regions...

NY, PA, MD, CT, RI, VA, NJ, MO, FL, TN, SC, NC, MI, GA, OH

Darn, no Washington.
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« Reply #357 on: September 11, 2007, 03:45:33 PM »
Quote from: Tomovoz on September 11, 2007, 03:44:21 PM
He's about six feet away from the PC at the moment.

I can't like them sipers!
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« Reply #358 on: September 11, 2007, 03:45:49 PM »
An escapee from a Harry Potter movie!
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« Reply #359 on: September 11, 2007, 03:48:16 PM »
Has that thing been walking around on the ceiling all day/night?
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