Oh, the cleverness of me!
Hook: If I were you, I'd give up!
"Pan: If you were me... I'd be ugly.
Wendy: Where do you live?
Peter: Second to the right, and then straight on till morning.
Wendy: They put that on the letters?
Peter: Don't get any letters.
Wendy: But your mother gets letters.
Peter: Don't have a mother.
Wendy: No wonder you were crying.
Peter: I wasn't crying about mothers. I was crying because I can't get my shadow to stick. And I wasn't crying!