A ventriloquist was killing the audience with his act....they loved him. He was telling a series of blonde jokes and the audience was eating it up.
Suddenly in the middle of the room, a young blonde woman stood up on her table and yelled: "Stop it. Just stop it. You are objectifying a human being because of the color of her hair. This is prejudice and it must stop. You should be ashamed of yourself."
The audience got very quiet, and the ventriloquist bowed his head slightly. After a moment he said: "I'm very sorry, young lady, you are correct."
And the blonde said: "You shut up. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the short guy sitting on your lap."