How do you define "drunkest"? Is it the time you passed out the most, the time you vomited the most, or the time you had the longest memory lapse? Or is it the time you experienced all three? Fortunately, I've never experienced all three at once - just each individually. I guess "drunkest" is the time I had a lapse in my memory and I got drunk with friends on something they called "fruit bruit" which was Hawaiian Punch mixed with lord knows how many different types of liquor. But the funnier story is the time I passed out. I was sitting at a Mexican restaurant with a dear old friend who was just turning 21. (We had been friends since we were 5 years old and religiously watched the Partridge Family together every Friday night and then played Partridge Family records until bedtime while singing into our hairbrush microphones.) I had two margaritas at the restaurant. The next thing my friend new, I just simply fell over sideways, slumped over the booth seat. When I came to, I said, "Oh wow, I fell asleep!" My friend said, "You did??" She was busting up laughing that I really believed I fell asleep at the table. Later that evening I said, "You know, I don't think I fell asleep - I think I passed out." My friend said, "Yes, I know you did."
