DR Panni,
Ask me how do I feel, now that we're cosy and clinging
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!
From the moment we kissed goodnight
That's the way I just gotta behave,
And if I were lamp I'd light
Or if I were a banner I'd wave.
Ask me how do I feel, little me with the quiet upbringing
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a gate I'd be swinging,
And if I were a watch I'd stop popping my spring
Oh and if I were a bell I'd go ding dong ding dong ding.
Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning!
Well, I knew my morale would crack
From the wonderful way you looked
Boy if I were a duck I'd quack,
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked.
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Pal, if I were a salad, I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing,
Well if I were a bell I'd go ding, dong, ding, dong, ding!
- Frank Loesser, Guys and Dolls