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Re:I, THE JUDGE
« Reply #210 on: December 19, 2007, 11:05:30 AM »
Quote from: Ron Pulliam on December 19, 2007, 06:20:02 AM
Do you know what else is "life"?

Bowel movements.

They are very, very important.

Never underestimate the importance of a good "BM" no matter when it may occur.
Well, this sure turned today's posts into a dump.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!   :P
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« Reply #211 on: December 19, 2007, 11:06:16 AM »
Page Eight Waiting-For-The-Bathroom Dance.

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« Reply #212 on: December 19, 2007, 11:08:57 AM »
All that bathroom humor made me laugh so hard I had to pee.
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Re:I, THE JUDGE
« Reply #213 on: December 19, 2007, 11:11:27 AM »
Quote from: JoseSPiano on December 19, 2007, 11:04:01 AM
So, how many other DR's mothers have a pond or a lake in their backyard?

Intentionally, you mean?
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« Reply #214 on: December 19, 2007, 11:12:15 AM »
Quote from: singdaw on December 19, 2007, 07:09:26 AM
Welcome to HHW, D[ear]R[eader] SY!!!   :)

Hmm...

If the people we talk about here all start showing up as Dear Readers, we'll have a grand old party in no time!!  First DR KayeKid, and now DR SY.

So...

How many times per day DO you get mistaken for Sean Bean?   And do you consider it a compliment or an insult?  ;)
More to the point, does DR SY use the same hairdresser as Sean Connery?
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« Reply #215 on: December 19, 2007, 11:13:24 AM »
Quote from: singingnymph on December 19, 2007, 11:08:57 AM
All that bathroom humor made me laugh so hard I had to pee.

I wondered if the "mist" rising over the fields in DR Ron's photos were because the outhouses are located in that direction.
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« Reply #216 on: December 19, 2007, 11:17:52 AM »
Quote from: JMK on December 19, 2007, 07:19:58 AM
Quote from: JRand57 on Today at 07:18:45am
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You can never have too many White Elephants.

Isn't that the national slogan of the Republicans?

Well, it sure isn't on my family crest.  We're all skinny.
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« Reply #217 on: December 19, 2007, 11:20:30 AM »
Justice Kimmel, in chambers:

[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%][/move]

Here come the judge!
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« Reply #218 on: December 19, 2007, 11:25:31 AM »
Quote from: JoseSPiano on December 19, 2007, 08:21:08 AM
...Remember Jojo:  Just because you're going home for almost two weeks, does not mean you have to pack 14 different changes of clothing.  You can do laundry down in Virginia....
What???  You're going with JUST 14 changes of clothes?

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« Reply #219 on: December 19, 2007, 11:27:40 AM »
Quote from: singdaw on December 19, 2007, 08:25:05 AM
If DR KayeKid doesn't watch his back, Val Kilmer is going to start claiming he IS Danny Kaye.
So THAT was the costume/disguise that he didn't get around to wearing in The Saint!
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« Reply #220 on: December 19, 2007, 11:29:54 AM »
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]SEVEN SWANS A-SWIMMING[/move][/i][/b]
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« Reply #221 on: December 19, 2007, 11:34:46 AM »
Quote from: Jeanne on December 19, 2007, 08:51:48 AM
Hello, everyone.

I am feeling under the weather today and shall leave you shortly.
NO, JEANNE, NO!

DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!  COME BACK!

 :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*  :-*

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« Reply #222 on: December 19, 2007, 11:36:40 AM »
*giggle*
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« Reply #223 on: December 19, 2007, 11:38:57 AM »
Welcome, New D(ear) R(eader) KayeKid! :D
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« Reply #224 on: December 19, 2007, 11:41:42 AM »
Quote from: Ron Pulliam on December 19, 2007, 09:58:20 AM
...My mom's ready to go!...

:D
More about the toilet!  Sheesh, what is it with you Southern boys?






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« Reply #225 on: December 19, 2007, 11:47:04 AM »
Quote from: JMK on December 19, 2007, 07:42:45 AM
George has been playing with matches again department:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22325791/

I had nothing to do with it!  I was nowhere near there when that happened!  Blame Jose!!  That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!

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« Reply #226 on: December 19, 2007, 11:50:29 AM »
Yesterday, after I got off work, der B and I drove up to Dover for some shopping, and then over to his daughter and family's place.  She and der Dad had a lot to discuss, about her brothers and the shape of the family after her mother's (and der Dad's former wife's) funeral.

We didn't get home until nearly ten at night, and I didn't get dinner on the table until close to eleven.

And that is why I've been E&T.

(When all else fails, find someone to blame.   ::))
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« Reply #227 on: December 19, 2007, 11:53:33 AM »
Quote from: S. Woody White on December 19, 2007, 11:41:42 AM
Sheesh, what is it with you Southern boys?

I think there's something in the water...
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« Reply #228 on: December 19, 2007, 11:54:13 AM »
Quote from: Jeanne on December 19, 2007, 08:51:48 AM
Hello, everyone.

I am feeling under the weather today and shall leave you shortly.

~~~Feel Better Vibes for Jeanne!!~~~
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« Reply #229 on: December 19, 2007, 11:57:25 AM »
Today, I have mailed most of my holiday/season cards...I don't have any actual "Christmas" cards.  I sent them to everyone whose addresses I have.  I hope they get there in time, but since they're not specifically "Christmas" cards, I think that it's okay if they arrive at their destinations after Christmas...don't you think?

;)

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« Reply #230 on: December 19, 2007, 12:00:59 PM »
Very nice pictures, Ron!
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« Reply #231 on: December 19, 2007, 12:01:08 PM »
Customers can purchase postage stamps at the registers at the store.

We've been selling a lot of stamps over the last couple of days.

Some of the customers are very disappointed that we ran out of Christmas-themed stamps.
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« Reply #232 on: December 19, 2007, 12:03:53 PM »
Quote from: singdaw on December 19, 2007, 11:13:24 AM
I wondered if the "mist" rising over the fields in DR Ron's photos were because the outhouses are located in that direction.

I'm sure DR Laura will drag her kodak out for that image!

For a couple of years now, I've wondered WEHT Marcus Lovett, an actor friend of mine from the past who was the original understudy to Marius in LES MIZ.  I asked Bob Billig who conducted the show on Monday night if he had any idea.  Well, today as I walked out of the Chase Bank on 52nd & Seventh Avenue, I ran smack into Marcus!  I haven't seen him in at least 10 years, and I'm so happy to know he's okay.  We're all caught up and now we're on email.  Yay!

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« Reply #233 on: December 19, 2007, 12:08:31 PM »
Wow! Marcus put us into Cinemascope.  Let's see if this is better.

Welcome to the nuthouse, DR kayekid.  DR sandra will want to know your opinion on Cherry Coke and DR MBarnum will want to know if you're a body builder or if any old coots in your family appeared in sword and sandal epics of the 1960s or any Bollywood films.  Run while you can.
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« Reply #234 on: December 19, 2007, 12:15:48 PM »
Awww... Marcus Lovett.  :)
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« Reply #235 on: December 19, 2007, 12:16:07 PM »
Wow! What a day!
DR Ron has posted gorgeous pictures of flora and fauna in South Carolina, thank you sir!
We've touched again on coprophilia, haven't had those type of posts in ages, thank you again, DR Ron.

Two, count 'em, two NEW READERS!
Welcome to them!

A Danny Kaye guy and a Sean Youngish gal. . .

as for me, another busy one was had at Borders.
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« Reply #236 on: December 19, 2007, 12:18:40 PM »
DR MBarnum, the Santa run happened in Boston last week.  Did you miss it again?
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« Reply #237 on: December 19, 2007, 12:18:54 PM »
DR elmore - La Grolla? La Vela?  Pappardella? Celeste? Bettola?

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« Reply #238 on: December 19, 2007, 12:31:24 PM »
Quote from: elmore3003 on December 19, 2007, 12:18:40 PM
DR MBarnum, the Santa run happened in Boston last week.  Did you miss it again?




That picture is "speedosantas3"?  What about 1 and 2??

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« Reply #239 on: December 19, 2007, 12:32:18 PM »
I count five Santas!
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