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Title: FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: bk on June 01, 2005, 11:59:38 PM

Well, you've read the notes, you've eaten your frothy bon mot, you've found your frothy bon mot delectably delectable, and now it is time for you to post until the frothy bon cows come home.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: bk on June 02, 2005, 12:03:44 AM

And the word of the day is: BIFURCATE!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Charles Pogue on June 02, 2005, 12:17:04 AM

My favourite poem is THE HIGHWAYMAN by Alfred Noyes.  

"The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
And the highwayman came riding -
Riding- riding -
The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door."

...and on it goes...

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Tomovoz on June 02, 2005, 12:23:29 AM

The love of field and coppice
Of green and shaded lanes
Of ordered woods and gardens
Is running your veins
Strong love of grey blue distance
Brown streams and soft dim skies
I know but can not share them
My love is otherwise

I love a sunburned country
A land of sweeping plains
Of rugged mountain ranges
Of droughts and flooding rains
I love her far horizons
I love her jeweled sea
Her beauty and her terror
The wide brown land for me

“My Country” – Dorothea McKeller

(I have not checked the accuracy and there are another 6 or 7 verses)
Most Australians of 50 and over would no doubt be able to quote a few verses of the poem).

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Hisaka on June 02, 2005, 02:21:59 AM

DR JANE: Happy Anniversary to a great couple! And have a beautiful travel with your family!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Hisaka on June 02, 2005, 03:04:25 AM

I watched un film Callas Forever with Fanny Ardant and enjoyed it very much. Fanny Ardant is one of my favorite actresses and liked her acting and real Maria’s voice and Carmen opera in it. The story is not true to Maria Callas’ life, but the film is made with a great respect towerd her by Franco Zeffirelli.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Hisaka on June 02, 2005, 03:05:59 AM

Dear BK, Your Mitsubishi TV must be a defect.  My Sony projection TV perfectly works without changing any bulb for over five years. ::)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Hisaka on June 02, 2005, 03:12:00 AM

I’m sorry DR JRand. Would like to give a rose bouquet to your beloved Holly...

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Danise on June 02, 2005, 03:48:18 AM

Good Morning all!  Another wet one.  That makes three nights in a row we've had rain.  I'm getting tired of it.  And tired because of it.
Poor Bear makes the whole bed shake and I haven't had hardly any sleep because of it.

Sorry about the photos--they will be gone as soon as DR Jane and every one who's interested tells me they've had a chance to see them.  BTW, DR Jose, they are resized using that "For the Net" in my Adobe Photoshop so they are not as big a file as they could be.

DR Charles Pogue--that poem was set to music by Loreena McKennitt .

I like The Lady of Shalott .  She also set that poem to music.  Both are lovely.

Gotta run for the bus!

Be warm and safe and DRY!  :)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: elmore3003 on June 02, 2005, 04:23:34 AM

Well, I seem to be online for a bit this morning; let's see how long it lasts today.

Good morning, all!  This morning's my first sighting of the surgeon since the Big Day, so I hope all is going well.  

DRJRand54, I'm sorry about your loss yesterday.

DRSteveO, welcome to Mr Kimmel's partay site.  Stay a bit and tell us more about yourself.

TOD:  Yes, Dear Friend BK, I too love Mrs Parker's poetry, but I'm partial to 19th Century English romantics:
         "The Eve of St Agnes"
         "La Belle Dames Sans Merci"
         "My Last Duchess"
         "The Pied Piper of Hamelin"
         "Don Juan"
DRPogue, if memory serves, I have a lovely edition of "The Highwayman" with beautiful illustrations by a wonderful artist, Charles Mikolaycak, who died far too young.
       

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Michael on June 02, 2005, 04:50:36 AM

A very happy anniversay to Jane and Kieth.
Also Happy Trails To You.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Michael on June 02, 2005, 04:54:15 AM

regarding the TOD.

I am actually a published poet. I wrote this when I was eight or nine years old. It was in a quartly journal called Viewpoints.

There is a game,
The hardest one.
No one knows how to play/

You don't roll doubles
or get two hundred for passing go.

The game is called "Peace".

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 05:28:23 AM

My favorite poet is EX-U.S. Poet Laureate, Billy Collins.  My favorite work of his is "Litany".

Litany

Billy Collins

        You are the bread and the knife,
        The crystal goblet and the wine...
        -Jacques Crickillon

You are the bread and the knife,
the crystal goblet and the wine.
You are the dew on the morning grass
and the burning wheel of the sun.
You are the white apron of the baker,
and the marsh birds suddenly in flight.

However, you are not the wind in the orchard,
the plums on the counter,
or the house of cards.
And you are certainly not the pine-scented air.
There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air.

It is possible that you are the fish under the bridge,
maybe even the pigeon on the general's head,
but you are not even close
to being the field of cornflowers at dusk.

And a quick look in the mirror will show
that you are neither the boots in the corner
nor the boat asleep in its boathouse.

It might interest you to know,
speaking of the plentiful imagery of the world,
that I am the sound of rain on the roof.

I also happen to be the shooting star,
the evening paper blowing down an alley
and the basket of chestnuts on the kitchen table.

I am also the moon in the trees
and the blind woman's tea cup.
But don't worry, I'm not the bread and the knife.
You are still the bread and the knife.
You will always be the bread and the knife,
not to mention the crystal goblet and--somehow--the wine.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 05:48:27 AM

Flowers, candy, jewelry, gems,
A dozen roses with long stems.
'Cause I wish to say, "Come kiss me, Kate!"
What in the world should I BIFURCATE?

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 06:12:21 AM

Quote from: Charles Pogue on June 02, 2005, 12:17:04 AM

My favourite poem is THE HIGHWAY by Alfred Noyes.  

"The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
And the highwayman came riding -
Riding- riding -
The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door."

...and on it goes...

Also one of my favorites

and my favorite stanza from it

"Look for me by moonlight;
                      Watch for me by moonlight;
    I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way! "


The entire poem can be found here http://www.potw.org/archive/potw85.html

I recommend it highly.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 06:21:04 AM

I like poems that tell a story:



My Last Duchess (1842)  
Robert Browning

That's my last Duchess painted on the wall,

Looking as if she were alive. I call

That piece a wonder, now: Fra Pandolf's hands

Worked busily a day, and there she stands.

Will't please you sit and look at her? I said

"Fra Pandolf" by design, for never read

Strangers like you that pictured countenance,

The depth and passion of its earnest glance,

But to myself they turned (since none puts by

the curtain I have drawn for you, but I)

And seemed as they would ask me, if they durst,

How such a glance came there; so not the first

Are you to turn and ask thus. Sir, 'twas not

Her husband's presence only, called that spot

Of joy into the Duchess's cheek: perhaps

Fra Pandolf chanced to say "Her mantle laps

Over my lady's wrist too much," or "Paint must never hope to reproduce the faint

Half-flush that dies along her throat": Such stuff

Was courtesy, she thought, and cause enough

For calling up that spot of joy. She had

A heart--how shall I say?--too soon made glad,

Too easily impressed; she liked whate'er

She looked on, and her looks went everywhere.

Sir, 'twas all one! My favor at her breast,

The dropping of the daylight in the West

The bough of cherries some officious fool

Broke in the orchard for her, the white mule

She rode with round the terrace--all and each

Would draw from her alike the approving speech,

Or blush, at least. She thanked men--good! but thanked

Somehow--I know not how--as if she ranked

My gift of a nine-hundred-years-old name

With anybody's gift. Who'd stoop to blame

This sort of trifling? Even had you skill

In speech--(which I have not)--to make your will

Quite clear to such a one, and say, "Just this

Or that in you disgusts me; here you miss

Or there exceed the mark"--and if she let

Herself be lessoned so, nor plainly set

her wits to yours, forsooth, and made excuse

--E'en then would be some stooping; and I choose

Never to stoop. Oh sir, she smiled, no doubt,

Whene'er I passed her; but who passed without

Much the same smile? This grew; I gave commands;

Then all smiles stopped together. There she stands

As if alive. Will't please you rise? We'll meet

The company below, then. I repeat,

The Count your master's known munificence

Is ample warrant that no just pretense

Of mine for dowry will be disallowed;

Though his fair daughter's self, as I avowed

At starting, is my object. Nay, we'll go

Together down, sir. Notice Neptune, though,

Taming a sea horse, thought a rarity,

Which Claus of Innsbruck cast in bronze for me!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 06:27:13 AM

Quote from: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 05:28:23 AM

My favorite poet is EX-U.S. Poet Laureate, Billy Collins.  My favorite work of his is "Litany".

Litany

Billy Collins

        You are the bread and the knife,
        The crystal goblet and the wine...
        -Jacques Crickillon

You are the bread and the knife,
the crystal goblet and the wine.
You are the dew on the morning grass
and the burning wheel of the sun.
You are the white apron of the baker,
and the marsh birds suddenly in flight.

However, you are not the wind in the orchard,
the plums on the counter,
or the house of cards.
And you are certainly not the pine-scented air.
There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air.

It is possible that you are the fish under the bridge,
maybe even the pigeon on the general's head,
but you are not even close
to being the field of cornflowers at dusk.

And a quick look in the mirror will show
that you are neither the boots in the corner
nor the boat asleep in its boathouse.

It might interest you to know,
speaking of the plentiful imagery of the world,
that I am the sound of rain on the roof.

I also happen to be the shooting star,
the evening paper blowing down an alley
and the basket of chestnuts on the kitchen table.

I am also the moon in the trees
and the blind woman's tea cup.
But don't worry, I'm not the bread and the knife.
You are still the bread and the knife.
You will always be the bread and the knife,
not to mention the crystal goblet and--somehow--the wine.

This is a new one to me.  I like it very much thank you for sharing it.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 06:32:54 AM

John Greenleaf Whittier. 1807–1892
 
81. Barbara Frietchie
 
UP from the meadows rich with corn,  
Clear in the cool September morn,  
   
The clustered spires of Frederick stand  
Green-walled by the hills of Maryland.  
   
Round about them orchards sweep,          5
Apple and peach tree fruited deep,  
   
Fair as a garden of the Lord  
To the eyes of the famished rebel horde,  
   
On that pleasant morn of the early fall  
When Lee marched over the mountain wall,—   10
   
Over the mountains winding down,  
Horse and foot, into Frederick town.  
   
Forty flags with their silver stars,  
Forty flags with their crimson bars,  
   
Flapped in the morning wind: the sun   15
Of noon looked down, and saw not one.  
   
Up rose old Barbara Frietchie then,  
Bowed with her fourscore years and ten;  
   
Bravest of all in Frederick town,  
She took up the flag the men hauled down;   20
   
In her attic-window the staff she set,  
To show that one heart was loyal yet.  
   
Up the street came the rebel tread,  
Stonewall Jackson riding ahead.  
   
Under his slouched hat left and right   25
He glanced: the old flag met his sight.  
   
"Halt!"—the dust-brown ranks stood fast,  
"Fire!"—out blazed the rifle-blast.  
   
It shivered the window, pane and sash;  
It rent the banner with seam and gash.   30
   
Quick, as it fell, from the broken staff  
Dame Barbara snatched the silken scarf;  
   
She leaned far out on the window-sill,  
And shook it forth with a royal will.  
   
"Shoot, if you must, this old gray head,   35
But spare your country's flag," she said.  
   
A shade of sadness, a blush of shame,  
Over the face of the leader came;  
   
The nobler nature within him stirred  
To life at that woman's deed and word:   40
   
"Who touches a hair of yon gray head  
Dies like a dog! March on!" he said.  
   
All day long through Frederick street  
Sounded the tread of marching feet:  
   
All day long that free flag tost   45
Over the heads of the rebel host.  
   
Ever its torn folds rose and fell  
On the loyal winds that loved it well;  
   
And through the hill-gaps sunset light  
Shone over it with a warm good-night.   50
   
Barbara Frietchie's work is o'er,  
And the Rebel rides on his raids no more.  
   
Honor to her! and let a tear  
Fall, for her sake, on Stonewall's bier.  
   
Over Barbara Frietchie's grave,   55
Flag of Freedom and Union, wave!  
   
Peace and order and beauty draw  
Round thy symbol of light and law;  
   
And ever the stars above look down  
On thy stars below in Frederick town!   60
 

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 06:34:07 AM

Good Morning!

Ah, FROTHY BON MOTS!  Could I get mine malted?

;)

Whatever...

:P

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 06:34:34 AM

I'm sure Charles Pogue will catch the mis-title of his poem - it's "The Highwayman," I believe. I taught it for many years when I had seventh graders and always loved it for teaching metaphors, alliteration, and other literary devices.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 06:35:38 AM

Of course a spooky story to go with all my tragic ones

The Raven


Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more


http://www.classic-romantic-love-poems.com/poems-poe.htm

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 06:36:52 AM

I'm sure many of you here from MY generation had to memorize a lot of poetry when you were going through school, and you, like me, probably had to stand before the class and recite.

For recitation, I always loved "Oh Captain, My Captain" by Walt Whitman. We had to do that one in eighth grade.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 06:39:26 AM

But the one I still remember to this day (maybe with a few misplaced words) is by Emily Dickinson:



If I could stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain.

If I could ease one life the aching
Or cure one pain,

Or help a fainting robin
Unto its nest again,

I shall not live in vain.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 06:42:16 AM

Sorry about the bulb problem, bk. The high intensity bulbs on these microdisplay TVs are not known for LONG life anyway, especially with as much as we both use our TVs, but three months! Yep, definitely defective.

BTW, bk, does your Mitsubishi alert you when the lamp life is almost up? Supposedly, my JVC does this so that a new bulb can be ordered before the old one blows out.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 06:43:54 AM

As for poems...

Since I'm still waking up, I shall have to think about today's topic whilst I am out and about today.  In the meantime, I greatly admire much of the poetry that inspired many of the composers of the early 20th Century - Verlaine, Rimbaud, etc.  All those Parnassians, Symbolists, etc.  *My Song Literature teacher in college spent a great deal of time analyzing the poetry and poets that the composers set to music - great class! Great Teacher!

I also like Rilke.

And... Hmm....  I really am drawing a blank right now...

In any case...

When I was in high school, my English class would have field trips of source to the Hirschorn Museum here in DC.  They used to have a lovely series of evenings where a living poet would read poetry of the poet or poets they admired, the ones that inspired them.  Additionally, there was always a musical component to each evening.  Sometimes it would be a individual musician other times a group.  All types of genres, and all types of presentations.  Everything from art songs to instrumental pieces inspired by the poets.  After each program, there was a very informal question and answer session, and they would also open up the Hirschorn for after-hours "browsing".  Always a great evening, great "homework".  Sometimes there was as an art exhibition in conjunction with the poetry event - well, vice versa - and the way one's eyes viewed the art after "hearing" it was always fascinating and wondrous.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Ginny on June 02, 2005, 06:44:27 AM

Quote from: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 06:36:52 AM

I'm sure many of you here from MY generation had to memorize a lot of poetry when you were going through school, and you, like me, probably had to stand before the class and recite.

Yes, DR MattH, here's the one I memorized and recited in 5th or 6th grade:

The Children's Hour by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Between the dark and the daylight,
When the night is beginning to lower,
Comes a pause in the day's occupations,
That is known as the Children's Hour.

I hear in the chamber above me
The patter of little feet,
The sound of a door that is opened,
And voices soft and sweet.

From my study I see in the lamplight,
Descending the broad hall stair,
Grave Alice, and laughing Allegra,
And Edith with golden hair.

A whisper, and then a silence:
Yet I know by their merry eyes
They are plotting and planning together
To take me by surprise.

A sudden rush from the stairway,
A sudden raid from the hall!
By three doors left unguarded
They enter my castle wall!

They climb up into my turret
O'er the arms and back of my chair;
If I try to escape, they surround me;
They seem to be everywhere.

They almost devour me with kisses,
Their arms about me entwine,
Till I think of the Bishop of Bingen
In his Mouse-Tower on the Rhine!

Do you think, o blue-eyed banditti,
Because you have scaled the wall,
Such an old mustache as I am
Is not a match for you all!

I have you fast in my fortress,
And will not let you depart,
But put you down into the dungeon
In the round-tower of my heart.

And there will I keep you forever,
Yes, forever and a day,
Till the walls shall crumble to ruin,
And moulder in dust away!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 06:45:55 AM

I would be most remiss not to mention the famous  Long Island poet, Walt Whitman, who has been grante the highest honor that Long  Island can bestow.

We have named a shopping mall after him (directly across the street from his bitrhplace!), I'm sure, wherever he is, he's SO proud.....



O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!
by Walt Whitman

I.

O captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weathered every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the stead keel, the vessel grim and daring.

But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red!
Where on the deck my captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

II.

O captain! my captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up! for you the flag is flung, for you the bugle trills:
For you bouquets and ribboned wreaths, for you the shores a-crowding:
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning.

O captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head;
It is some dream that on the deck
You've fallen cold and dead.

III.

My captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still;
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will.
The ship is anchored safe and sound, its voyage closed and done:
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won!

Exult, O abores! and ring, O bells!
But I, with silent tread,
Walk the spot my captain lies
Fallen cold and dead.

 

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 06:45:57 AM

DR Danise - Those "Save for Net/Web" features really are neat.  It almost makes me want to study just how they do that...  Well... Maybe not... But it's still neato!

;)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Stuart on June 02, 2005, 06:47:04 AM

My favorite poem is "The Road Not Taken," by Robert Frost.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 06:49:11 AM

Well, I need to be at the theatre by Noon.  I'm sitting in the understudy run-through this afternoon.  And if I am to get there by Noon, that means I must be on the Metro by 11:15, which means I must start getting ready soon.  -I also have to take care of a few phone calls and e-mails before heading out too.  So...

I'll bring my laptop with me, but I'm not sure if I'll have internet access while I'm downtown.  And I'm also not sure if I'll be playing the show tonight.  If not, then I'll be back by 6:00.  If so, it'll be midnight.  In any case...

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 06:50:00 AM

DR elmore - I hope you had a very good visit with your surgeon.  Continued Vibes to you, sir.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 06:50:35 AM

DR Tomovoz - Continue to "enjoy" your prone time.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Ginny on June 02, 2005, 06:50:56 AM

My favorite Longfellow line is from his Morituri Salutamus:

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 06:51:32 AM

I didn't have a chance to log back on last hight when I got home from final dress rehearsal. It was after midnight, and I was tired. However, many strides had been made since Monday, so I'm cautiously encouraged about the opening tonight.

And thanks to those who have sent good wishes.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 06:52:17 AM

OK...

I'm off...

-Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know... What else is new?

;D

Laters....

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: elmore3003 on June 02, 2005, 07:12:34 AM

Quote from: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 06:50:00 AM

DR elmore - I hope you had a very good visit with your surgeon.  Continued Vibes to you, sir.

Yes, DRJose, I did!  It was brief, all of 5-10 minutes, and he tells me everything is healing nicely.  I expect the final visit in two weeks will go as well.

Now, off to DARLING OF THE DAY!  Lots of work to do.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 07:20:34 AM

I'm ba-ack!

Did ya miss me?

 :-*

In any case...

I just got a call from the assistant conductor, and they've changed the format for this afternoon's rehearsal.  So...  I will not be heading to the Metro shortly, and it also looks like I will be "off" tonight as well.

In the meantime, however, I need to get some food in my stomach... breakfast/brunch... It's all just food.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Ginny on June 02, 2005, 07:20:38 AM

DR elmore - I'm so glad you received a good report from your true Blue Michigan surgeon.  Continued healing  :-*

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 07:20:55 AM

Great news, DR elmore!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: S. Woody White on June 02, 2005, 07:35:13 AM

I've never been a poetry guy.   :-\

I'd ask der Brucer, but he's asleep on the couch.  Fletcher is asleep on top of him.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: S. Woody White on June 02, 2005, 07:35:56 AM

Very good news, DRElmore!  And may I add, it's about time!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 07:56:36 AM

I found it very frustrating to teach poetry for most of my teaching career simply due to a lack of time. There were so many short stories, plays, and novels I wanted my students to read, and I'm afraid poetry got short shrift from me (I also knew high school teachers would be able to give it more time). Of course, early in my years of teaching, we did have the long poem "Evangeline" by Longfellow which was like teaching a novella. Always enjoyed teaching that one, but after my first five years, it was removed from all the adoptred textbooks we used.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JMK on June 02, 2005, 08:03:13 AM

I've had the pleasure of studying with several well-known contemporary poets, including Robert Bly, Robert Mezey, Edward Leuders and Judith Hemschmeyer Rosenfeld.  There's so much great stuff out there.  In the known category, I'd probably have to give a nod to Four Quartets by T.S. Eliot.  I set part of that for mezzo and small chamber ensemble whilst I was in college and my composition teacher was kind enough to say it was one of the finest settings of Eliot he had ever heard.

In the unknown category, Frances Farmer was an incredible poet, believe it or don't.  Her The Journey is one of the most incredible elegies ever written, IMHO.  I'll see if I can find it in my stacks here and post it.

And now for something completely different:

HHW NW Contingent Alert

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Our little HHW get-together for BK's Portland visit will be on Sunday, June 19, at 4-ish at our house.  There will probably also be a smattering of Portland's theater elite (yes, Portland does have theater elite, LOL), so it will be a grand time.  More details as we get closer.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JMK on June 02, 2005, 08:16:41 AM

Vibes to JR and Elmoore.

Happy Anniversary to Jane and Keith.  You only have 44 more years to tie with that British couple reported in today's paper that is having their 80th anniversary today!!!!

Elmoore, have you heard the demo for Darling of the Day?  I have it if you haven't and would like a copy.  If you have, do you know anything about it?  Mandelbaum drew a blank (he hadn't ever heard it) when I asked him about who might be singing, etc.  It's certainly one of the most (if not the most) lushly produced demos I've ever heard.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 08:51:58 AM

How remiss of me, I have completely forgotten to wish Jane and Keith a  Very  Happy Anniversary!!!


So


A Very Happy Anniversary Jane and Keith!!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 08:52:21 AM

DR elmore

Wonderful news!!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 08:52:38 AM

Thanks for the vibes and wishes everyone.

DRHISAKA thank you for the lovely flowers.  If you like Fanny Ardant, you might watch 8 WOMEN, she is very good in that movie.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 08:55:01 AM

What a lot of poems!  So many good ones.

Edgar Allan Poe is one of my favorites, too.  THE HIGHWAYMAN and CURFEW SHALL NOT RING TONIGHT are a couple of my favorite story poems.

I will add SOMEBODY'S MOTHER, REMEMBER ME by Christine Rosetti, NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY,  and all of the output of the droll Mr Ogden Nash.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 08:55:29 AM

Happy anniversary to Jane & Keith.  

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 09:00:20 AM

In Memoriam:
A Young Man's Broken Heart

Well, it was a frail thing anyhow;
so brittle and yet untried by different temperatures that

To heat it with such fires and then douse with such icy blasts
Was sure to break it.

And the scatter pieces twisted into such desperate shapes
That it seemed a shame to pick them up and mold them back again.

So he left them there in tragic comforting forlorness.
He'll have to get a new one now, I guess.

Frances Farmer

Yes, DRJMK, Miss Farmer was a very talented writer of poetry and prose.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 09:01:37 AM

Bummer about the new TV - with the EXTENDED WARRANTY purchased at great cost.  Whew!  Yes, they would hear from me as well, and they would not soon forget it.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Stuart on June 02, 2005, 09:13:15 AM

Yes, I have been remiss in wishing DR Jane and her Keith a happy anniversary!  Happy Anniversary!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: bk on June 02, 2005, 09:25:46 AM

How lovely to wake up to poetry.  We must do it more often.

I have currently been on hold waiting for someone from "customer relations" so I can order a bulb from Mitsubishi.  THAT'S customer relations, all right.

BIFURCATE, baby, BIFURCATE!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 09:25:46 AM

I just hope the "Extended Warranty" is not already in effect just three months from the date of purchase!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Ron Pulliam on June 02, 2005, 09:28:56 AM

(I have been having all sorts of trouble opening/moving around in this here site this morning.)


TOD:

I'm a sucker for epic poetry, and my favorite of these is "Evangeline" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.  The introduction follows:

This is the forest primeval. The murmuring pines and the hemlocks,
Bearded with moss, and in garments green, indistinct in the twilight,
Stand like Druids of eld, with voices sad and prophetic,
Stand like harpers hoar, with beards that rest on their bosoms.
Loud from its rocky caverns, the deep-voiced neighboring ocean
Speaks, and in accents disconsolate answers the wail of the forest.

This is the forest primeval; but where are the hearts that beneath it
Leaped like the roe, when he hears in the woodland the voice of the huntsman?
Where is the thatch-roofed village, the home of Acadian farmers,--
Men whose lives glided on like rivers that water the woodlands,
Darkened by shadows of earth, but reflecting an image of heaven?
Waste are those pleasant farms, and the farmers forever departed!
Scattered like dust and leaves, when the mighty blasts of October
Seize them, and whirl them aloft, and sprinkle them far o'er the ocean.
Naught but tradition remains of the beautiful village of Grand-Pré.

Ye who believe in affection that hopes, and endures, and is patient,
Ye who believe in the beauty and strength of woman's devotion,
List to the mournful tradition still sung by the pines of the forest;
List to a Tale of Love in Acadie, home of the happy.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: S. Woody White on June 02, 2005, 09:33:54 AM

I'm having a problem with gas...maybe I need some sodium bifurcate?

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Charles Pogue on June 02, 2005, 09:37:03 AM

MATTH, thanks for pointing out my error in typing the title of THE HIGHWAYMAN.  It was late, I was tired, I was dyslexic.

elmore, I have an illustrated volume of Noyes poems entitled Forty Singing Seamen and Other Poems (in which The Highwayman is included) that is beautifully illustrated by one E. MacKinstry.  It has stapled on the end paper a business card of t Fredrick Stokes the publisher. "With Best Wishes For the New Year" is written on it.  But it does not say to whom this publishers' presentation copy was given.  I also have a lovely illustrated copy of a Noyes verse play about Robin Hood called SHERWOOD and an illustrated book-length poem about famous Astronomers called THE WATCHERS OF THE SKY which has a full page inscription to the Library of Menlo Park by Alfred Noyes...I actually bought this book when Mr. BK and I were at the big California Book Fair a couple of years ago

...and BK, is there not a book fair this week?  Does it start tomorrow or Saturday?

Gulity pleasure confession which is not such a guilty pleasure.  I am a big fan of Rod McKuen's poetry, particularly his recorded albums of poetry like Listen to the Warm and In Search of Eros...and the albums he did with the Anita Kerr Singers back in the Sixties...The Sea, The Earth, The Sky...

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Ginny on June 02, 2005, 09:46:35 AM

A quick post at the end of my lunch hour to tell you about the new museum in Augusta, KY, dedicated to Rosemary Clooney.  Here's the link to the story in today's Cincinnati Enquirer:

news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050602/ENT/506020331 (http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050602/ENT/506020331)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 09:53:44 AM

Of course for sheer laugh aloud poetry you can't beat

Lewis Carroll

The Hunting of the Snark
 

Fit the First
THE LANDING

"Just the place for a Snark!" the Bellman cried,
As he landed his crew with care;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his hair.

"Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
What i tell you three times is true."

The crew was complete: it included a Boots--
A maker of Bonnets and Hoods--
A Barrister, brought to arrange their disputes--
And a Broker, to value their goods.

A Billiard-maker, whose skill was immense,
Might perhaps have won more than his share--
But a Banker, engaged at enormous expense,
Had the whole of their cash in his care.

There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,
Or would sit making lace in the bow:
And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,
Though none of the sailors knew how.


(for the entire extravaganza look here)

http://www.eliteskills.com/c/636

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 09:59:02 AM

 Hiawatha 's Photographing
by Lewis Carroll


 
From his shoulder Hiawatha
Took the camera of rosewood,
Made of sliding, folding rosewood;
Neatly put it all together.
In its case it lay compactly,
Folded into nearly nothing;

But he opened out the hinges,
Pushed and pulled the joints and hinges,
Till it looked all squares and oblongs,
Like a complicated figure
In the Second Book of Euclid.

This he perched upon a tripod -
Crouched beneath its dusky cover -
Stretched his hand, enforcing silence -
Said, "Be motionless, I beg you!"
Mystic, awful was the process.

All the family in order
Sat before him for their pictures:
Each in turn, as he was taken,
Volunteered his own suggestions,
His ingenious suggestions.

First the Governor, the Father:
He suggested velvet curtains
Looped about a massy pillar;
And the corner of a table,
Of a rosewood dining-table.
He would hold a scroll of something,
Hold it firmly in his left-hand;
He would keep his right-hand buried
(Like Napoleon) in his waistcoat;
He would contemplate the distance
With a look of pensive meaning,
As of ducks that die ill tempests.

Grand, heroic was the notion:
Yet the picture failed entirely:
Failed, because he moved a little,
Moved, because he couldn't help it.

Next, his better half took courage;
SHE would have her picture taken.
She came dressed beyond description,
Dressed in jewels and in satin
Far too gorgeous for an empress.
Gracefully she sat down sideways,
With a simper scarcely human,
Holding in her hand a bouquet
Rather larger than a cabbage.
All the while that she was sitting,
Still the lady chattered, chattered,
Like a monkey in the forest.
"Am I sitting still?" she asked him.
"Is my face enough in profile?
Shall I hold the bouquet higher?
Will it came into the picture?"
And the picture failed completely.

Next the Son, the Stunning-Cantab:
He suggested curves of beauty,
Curves pervading all his figure,
Which the eye might follow onward,
Till they centered in the breast-pin,
Centered in the golden breast-pin.
He had learnt it all from Ruskin
(Author of 'The Stones of Venice,'
'Seven Lamps of Architecture,'
'Modern Painters,' and some others);
And perhaps he had not fully
Understood his author's meaning;
But, whatever was the reason,
All was fruitless, as the picture
Ended in an utter failure.

Next to him the eldest daughter:
She suggested very little,
Only asked if he would take her
With her look of 'passive beauty.'

Her idea of passive beauty
Was a squinting of the left-eye,
Was a drooping of the right-eye,
Was a smile that went up sideways
To the corner of the nostrils.

Hiawatha, when she asked him,
Took no notice of the question,
Looked as if he hadn't heard it;
But, when pointedly appealed to,
Smiled in his peculiar manner,
Coughed and said it 'didn't matter,'
Bit his lip and changed the subject.

Nor in this was he mistaken,
As the picture failed completely.

So in turn the other sisters.

Last, the youngest son was taken:
Very rough and thick his hair was,
Very round and red his face was,
Very dusty was his jacket,
Very fidgety his manner.
And his overbearing sisters
Called him names he disapproved of:
Called him Johnny, 'Daddy's Darling,'
Called him Jacky, 'Scrubby School-boy.'
And, so awful was the picture,
In comparison the others
Seemed, to one's bewildered fancy,
To have partially succeeded.

Finally my Hiawatha
Tumbled all the tribe together,
('Grouped' is not the right expression),
And, as happy chance would have it
Did at last obtain a picture
Where the faces all succeeded:
Each came out a perfect likeness.

Then they joined and all abused it,
Unrestrainedly abused it,
As the worst and ugliest picture
They could possibly have dreamed of.
'Giving one such strange expressions -
Sullen, stupid, pert expressions.
Really any one would take us
(Any one that did not know us)
For the most unpleasant people!'
(Hiawatha seemed to think so,
Seemed to think it not unlikely).
All together rang their voices,
Angry, loud, discordant voices,
As of dogs that howl in concert,
As of cats that wail in chorus.

But my Hiawatha's patience,
His politeness and his patience,
Unaccountably had vanished,
And he left that happy party.
Neither did he leave them slowly,
With the calm deliberation,
The intense deliberation
Of a photographic artist:
But he left them in a hurry,
Left them in a mighty hurry,
Stating that he would not stand it,
Stating in emphatic language
What he'd be before he'd stand it.
Hurriedly he packed his boxes:
Hurriedly the porter trundled
On a barrow all his boxes:
Hurriedly he took his ticket:
Hurriedly the train received him:
Thus departed Hiawatha.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 10:04:30 AM

The Walrus and the Carpenter
by Lewis Carroll
 

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright --
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done --
'It's very rude of him.' she said,
'To come and spoil the fun!'

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead --
There were no birds to fly.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand:
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
'If this were only cleared away,'
They said, 'it would be grand.'

'If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year,
Do you suppose,' the Walrus said,
'That they could get it clear?'
'l doubt it,' said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

'O Oysters, come and walk with us!
The Walrus did beseech.
'A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each.'

The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head --
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.

Out four young Oysters hurried up.
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat --
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more --
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.

'The time has come,' the Walrus said,
'To talk of many things:
Of shoes -- and ships -- and sealing wax --
Of cabbages -- and kings --
And why the sea is boiling hot --
And whether pigs have wings.'

'But wait a bit,' the Oysters cried,
'Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!'
'No hurry!' said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

'A loaf of bread,' the Walrus said,
'Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed --
Now, if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed.'

'But not on us!' the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
'After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!'
'The night is fine,' the Walrus said,
'Do you admire the view?'

'It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!'
The Carpenter said nothing but
'Cut us another slice-
I wish you were not quite so deaf-
I've had to ask you twice!'

'It seems a shame,' the Walrus said,
'To play them such a trick.
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!'
The Carpenter said nothing but
'The butter's spread too thick!'

'I weep for you,'the Walrus said:
'I deeply sympathize.'
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

'O Oysters,' said the Carpenter,
'You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none --
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 10:05:48 AM

Page Three Dance

The  Lobster-Quadrille
by Lewis Carroll


 

"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail,
"There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail.
See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance!
They are waiting on the shingle -- will you come and join the dance?
Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance?
Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you join the dance?

"You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!"
But the snail replied "Too far, too far!" and gave a look askance --
Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would not join the dance.
Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance.
Would not, could not, would not, could not, could not join the dance.

"What matters it how far we go?" his scaly friend replied.
"There is another shore, you know, upon the other side.
The further off from England the nearer is to France --
Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance.
Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance?
Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you joint the dance?

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: TCB on June 02, 2005, 10:20:56 AM

Matt H, break a leg tonight!  I am sure that you will be splendidly, splendid.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 10:26:24 AM

And if you are feeling TOO cheerful, I can remedy that with a little Emily Dickinson


Upon the gallows hung a wretch,
Too sullied for the hell
To which the law entitled him.
As nature's curtain fell
The one who bore him tottered in ,
For this was woman's son.
"'Twere all I had," she stricken gasped-
Oh, what a livid boon!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 10:29:17 AM

and if that doesn't work there's always:

I felt a funeral in my brain,
And mourners, to and fro,
Kept treading, treading, till it seemed
That sense was breaking through.

And when they all were seated,
A service like a drum
Kept beating, beating, till I thought
My mind was going numb

And then I heard them lift a box,
And creak across my soul
With those same boots of lead, again.
Then space began to toll

As all the heavens were a bell,
And being, but an ear,
And I and Silence some strange Race
Wrecked, solitary, here.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 10:42:20 AM

DR VIXMOM that Hiawatha poem is hilarious!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 10:43:23 AM

Sending broken legs vibes to MattH/Georges and to TCB/Buffalo Bill and Jed/Pawnee Bill (did I get that right?) - on their opening nights tonight!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: George on June 02, 2005, 11:03:54 AM

Quote from: JMK on June 02, 2005, 08:03:13 AM

And now for something completely different:

HHW NW Contingent Alert

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Our little HHW get-together for BK's Portland visit will be on Sunday, June 19, at 4-ish at our house.  There will probably also be a smattering of Portland's theater elite (yes, Portland does have theater elite, LOL), so it will be a grand time.  More details as we get closer.

YEA!!!  I don't have anything scheduled for that day!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 11:06:00 AM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 10:42:20 AM

DR VIXMOM that Hiawatha poem is hilarious!

Can't you just see it in your mind?  That would be fun to stage, the actors in pantomine with a  narrator reading the poem   :D

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: George on June 02, 2005, 11:11:29 AM

I'm not a poetry guy...unless they're lyrics sung in a song (but that doesn't really count).  Anyway, about the time when I was in middle school (or so), I memorized "The Prime of Life" by Isaac Asimov, just for myself.  I just found it on-line and here it is (I didn't want to waste time typing it all out when copying is so much quicker ;D):

THE PRIME OF LIFE by Isaac Asimov (1966)

It was, in truth, an eager youth
Who halted me one day.
He gazed in bliss at me, and this
Is what he had to say:

"Why, mazel tov, it's Asimov,
A blessing on your head!
For many a year, I've lived in fear
That you were long since dead.

Or if alive, one fifty-five
Cold years had passed you by,
And left you weak, with poor physique,
Thin hair and rheumy eye.

For sure enough, I've read your stuff
Since I was but a lad
And couldn't spell or hardly tell
The good yarns from the bad.

My father, too, was reading you
Before he met my Ma.
For you he earned, once he had learned
About you from his Pa.

Since time began, you wondrous man,
My ancestors did love
That s.f. dean and writing machine
The aged Asimov."

I'd had my fill. I said: "Be still!
I've kept my old-time spark.
My step is light, my eye is bright,
My hair is thick and dark."

His smile, in brief, spelled disbelief,
So this is what I did;
I scowled, you know, and with one blow,
I killed that rotten kid.

Author's remark: "Mazel tov" is a Hebrew phrase meaning "good fortune" and it is used by Jews as a joyful greeting on jubilant occasions - as a meeting with me should surely be.

I remember reading that Asimov had originally written "Why stars above, it's Asimov," but then someone else had suggested the "Mazel tov" line instead.  He liked it and it actually rhymes, so changed it.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 11:13:35 AM

LOL DRGEORGE...wonderful!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 11:14:16 AM

My LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA and DORIS DAY 1960'S SINGLES cds arrived today!  I think I will have a listen in a bit.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 11:14:54 AM

And here is an original poem that I composed.

SILENCE
by Jack Randall Earles

Bon mot.
Not.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 11:41:50 AM

And now  Really Bad Poetry by vixmom






Jack Randall Earles
Thought words, like pearls,
Too valuable to waste

His poem, when writ
Was proof of it
(though in the best of taste)


 :D



a picture of the author:

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 11:42:51 AM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 11:14:54 AM

And here is an original poem that I composed.

SILENCE
by Jack Randall Earles

Bon mot.
Not.

(black beret and sunglasses on, snapping my fingers)

Daddio, that was the mostest.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 11:44:48 AM

George, I had never heard that poem by Asimov before... Very funny!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jennifer on June 02, 2005, 11:48:33 AM

There are only a few things I can remember memorizing in school.  One was in fourth grade. We had to memorize a huge french dialogue.  And after the teacher saw how well we did she handed out the parts for a play we would be doing (in french).

And in grade 7 I had to recite "How Do I love thee" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning.  The funny thing was that some other guy in the class also did that one.  But he was pausing in all the wrong places and it sounded so horrible.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jennifer on June 02, 2005, 11:50:56 AM

Best of luck to  DRs MattH, TCB and Jed!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 11:56:09 AM

Quote from: Jennifer on June 02, 2005, 11:50:56 AM

Best of luck to  DRs MattH, TCB and Jed!!!!!!!!!

:o

DR Jennifer--break out your The Producers recording!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 11:58:32 AM

Quote from: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 11:42:51 AM

(black beret and sunglasses on, snapping my fingers)

Daddio, that was the mostest.

Don't forget your bongos!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 11:59:57 AM

Merde and broken legs for DRs Matt, TCB and Jed!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 12:02:32 PM

I extend my best black beret to DRs VIXMOM and DtM.

Maybe we should rehearse that dance that Audrey and those two guys did in FUNNY FACE.  I will be the bald guy, DtM.

And afterwards we can have coffee and discuss empathicalism.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 12:08:33 PM

Thank you, DRs JRand, Jennifer, and Dan (the Man) for the good wishes. They are MUCH appreciated.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 12:10:39 PM

Thank you, DR and fellow thespian TCB, for your good thoughts. Much appreciated and much needed (believe me)!

Actually, we had a very good final dress rehearsal last night. I had a couple of costume issues, but nothing that the audience was aware of. Hopefully, things will be better tonight. I'll be supplying my own cuff links and tux tie.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 12:12:51 PM

Another day without a DVD watched. Argh! This must be like withdrawl from heroin must be!  :D

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 12:12:54 PM

Okay, but that leaves me in horizontal stripes!

Vixmom, I'm sure, will be slinky and fetching!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/WandaDuck/stripes.bmp)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 12:13:20 PM

It's easy!  ;D

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 12:15:58 PM

Good Afternoon!

Well, it turns out I am NOT off tonight.  I just got the call to come in and play again.  -Guess that means I'll have to break out another origami book.  ;)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 12:16:04 PM

I took a class in poetry from writer James Dickey. He's most famous, of course, for his novel DELIVERANCE, but he's written quite a bit of poetry, much of which he taught us in the class I took.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 12:17:36 PM

LOL took me longer to find and crop the pic!  LOL  You can wear the read, DR DtM.

I really liked the Montreal pics yesterday!

MR BK - I liked the "mix" story.  I have listened to a few CD's where something wasn't quite right to my ear as well.  Unfortunately, there was nothing I could do about it.

Maybe we should all list our "worst sounding" recordings.

I would only start with WAY OUT WEST, a rock 'n roll album on the Tower Label released in the late 1960's by Miss Mae West.  Sounds like it was recorded in her basement.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 12:18:05 PM

Quote from: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 12:12:54 PM

Okay, but that leaves me in horizontal stripes!

Vixmom, I'm sure, will be slinky and fetching!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/WandaDuck/stripes.bmp)

Oh I am glad I'm in all black, it hides a multitude of sins!!  :D

which brings us to our page four dance!!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 12:18:20 PM

TO DRs MattH, TCB and Jed...

BREAK A LEG!![/b][/size]

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 12:18:42 PM

DR Jose, do you mind if I ask a question? Are you paid at the end of each performance, by the week, in one lump sum at the end of an engagement, or how? I hope you don't mind such a personal question, but I do believe you're the first person I've ever known in a pit orchestra.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 12:19:08 PM

Thank you, DR Jose.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 12:19:12 PM

DR JOSE - your name must be at the top of the "call" list!  No walking for you, young man!

Tell Tanya Indiana says "Hello, gorgeous!" and if I had had $20 I would have her picture!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 12:19:59 PM

Quote from: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 12:10:39 PM

Thank you, DR and fellow thespian TCB, for your good thoughts. Much appreciated and much needed (believe me)!

Actually, we had a very good final dress rehearsal last night. I had a couple of costume issues, but nothing that the audience was aware of. Hopefully, things will be better tonight. I'll be supplying my own cuff links and tux tie.

Were pictures taken? Will there be a video? I would love to see it

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 12:25:55 PM

TO DRs MattH, TCB and Jed...

[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]BREAK A LEG!![/move]




and since I like sending teddies.....

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jennifer on June 02, 2005, 12:28:17 PM

It is hot here today!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jed on June 02, 2005, 12:29:11 PM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 10:43:23 AM

Sending broken legs vibes to MattH/Georges and to TCB/Buffalo Bill and Jed/Pawnee Bill (did I get that right?) - on their opening nights tonight!

Close, but not quite.  TCB is indeed Buffalo Bill, but I'm Charlie Davenport.  Also, our official opening is tomorrow (small invited audience for final dress tonight), but we'll gladly take the vibes now! :D

Break a leg, MattH!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jed on June 02, 2005, 12:32:22 PM

Quote from: JMK on June 02, 2005, 08:03:13 AM

HHW NW Contingent Alert

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Our little HHW get-together for BK's Portland visit will be on Sunday, June 19, at 4-ish at our house.  There will probably also be a smattering of Portland's theater elite (yes, Portland does have theater elite, LOL), so it will be a grand time.  More details as we get closer.

So, TCB, think anybody would notice if we skipped out on our matinee that day to make a jaunt to Portland?

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 12:39:07 PM

Sorry, Charlie.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 12:40:22 PM

Fan Letter
by Jack Randall Earles

Lisa Mandel
Is swell.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 12:41:50 PM

I think that  Jessica Skerritt girl should know about that Portland gathering.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 12:46:17 PM

Thank you for the positive wishes, DRs Jed and vixmom.

No pics yet (they usually shoot pics on the first matinee day after the show). As for a video, it hasn't been mentioned, but if there is to be one, it'll be taped next week. I think everybody's just been too concerned about getting the show up and running. There were some publicity shots done in rehearsal clothes (except for the Cagelles) for the local newspaper, but I don't have a copy of it. The music director last night told me she'd give me hers, but I don't even have that yet.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 12:47:02 PM

Quote from: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 12:18:42 PM

DR Jose, do you mind if I ask a question? Are you paid at the end of each performance, by the week, in one lump sum at the end of an engagement, or how? I hope you don't mind such a personal question, but I do believe you're the first person I've ever known in a pit orchestra.

No problem... It's not really a personal question...  Now if you were to ask how much*, well...

Since this is a union gig, AFM for me, we are required to be paid weekly.  Following the practice set by Equity, paychecks are distributed on Thursdays which leaves at least one legal banking day for, well, banking.

Now, when I'm on staff, the payroll procedures can be different, but not always.  If I've negotiated a fee for my services (conductor, musical director, etc.) during the rehearsal period, then sometimes that fee is broken up into weekly payments.  Other times it's 1/3 third upon signing, 1/3 on the first day of rehearsal, and the final 1/3 on the last day of rehearsal.  Then once we move into the theatre, union payroll procedures usually go into effect.  Another standard arrangement is to have 1/2 of the fee paid on the first day of rehearsal, and then other 1/2 on the last day of rehearsal, last day of run, or some other mutually agreed upon date - it will all depend upon the length of the contract.

The main catch with "fees" is that they usually fall under 1099 income, so I always have to make sure to set aside some for taxes the next year.  However, there have been times when I've been able to have my fee worked into the normal payroll cycle, and have it become W-2 income.  -Some theaters work one way, some the other.  As long as the check clears...  ;)

*The base weekly salaries set by the unions are actually sort of public knowledge.  For example, if you check the casting notices for Equity shows in Backstage, they will list their salaries as "Equity minimum of $#,###.##/week plus per diem."  The AFM will publish "scale sheets" in their member newsletters as well as other publications.  I've always just "accepted" the minimums since no one - at least musicians - really has to negotiate anything.  There are set "premiums" for librarian duties, "cartage" (transporting of one's own equipment), instrument doubling (playing more than one instrument during a show), etc.  Even leader and conductor pay is sort of stipulated in the scale sheets.  However, since conductors are usually part of the production staff, than any additional "add-ons" are negotiated with the producer - not with or through the union.

Even in my "non-union" days, I've found that most theatres do try to pay weekly if they can.  Weekly payroll helps to insure that people will come back the next week... and so on, and so on.  And in those very rare cases where I've been told, "Oh, we usually don't pay you until the end of the run (or later)," my usual response has been, "Oh, so does that mean you're only paid at the end of each show too?" -That usually does the trick.  ;)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 12:49:16 PM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 12:17:36 PM

MR BK - I liked the "mix" story.  I have listened to a few CD's where something wasn't quite right to my ear as well.  Unfortunately, there was nothing I could do about it.

Maybe we should all list our "worst sounding" recordings.

I would only start with WAY OUT WEST, a rock 'n roll album on the Tower Label released in the late 1960's by Miss Mae West.  Sounds like it was recorded in her basement.

I must have bought three different copies of the LP of the Sweet Charity OCR, and each time the sound from the left speaker on the second side of the disk was muddy and fluttery.  It drove me crazy because no one else seemed to hear how bad the sound was.  The CD sounds perfect to me, though.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 12:51:40 PM

Thanks for such a complete rundown of the payment schedules. I've always wondered about it for the musicians. When I've done shows for pay, it was always at the end of the engagement, but mine have been strictly non-union jobs.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 12:53:35 PM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 12:19:12 PM

DR JOSE - your name must be at the top of the "call" list!  No walking for you, young man!

Tell Tanya Indiana says "Hello, gorgeous!" and if I had had $20 I would have her picture!!

Well, the other current keyboard sub lives in Baltimore, so... And, again, this crew knows me, so... And, I'm also only about 30 minutes away should I get a truly last minute phone call, so...

It's all good.

*And the assistant conductor has been treating me to Starbucks too for these not-so-last-minute calls.  I believe I'm also getting dinner this weekend!

:)

I'll be sure to pass on your greetings to Lisa too!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 12:54:20 PM

Going to rest now. I'll be leaving for the theater in about 90 minutes, so I want to just settle back and relax for awhile.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Sandra on June 02, 2005, 12:55:50 PM

We are really living it up here in Las Vegas. Yesterday we went to Madame Tussaud's wax museum and the Swedish Chef hat met all its favorite wax celebrities.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 12:57:29 PM

OMG - I was just looking at some of my old programs from the Broadway Series.

In October, 1995 - I saw GREASE! and playing Sandy was the understudy - Miss Sutton Foster!  Also in the cast was Marisa Jaret Winokur as Jan!  Sally Struthers and Adrian Zmed were the stars!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Sandra on June 02, 2005, 12:57:31 PM

And some more.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Sandra on June 02, 2005, 12:59:19 PM

The Swedish Chef hat on the moon.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 01:00:08 PM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 11:14:54 AM

And here is an original poem that I composed.

SILENCE
by Jack Randall Earles

Bon mot.
Not.

So, does "mot" rhyme with "Not"?  Or does "Not" rhyme with "mot"?

Or does the title "SILENCE" imply that the poem is not meant to be read aloud.

Oh... But if the intent was to be "bilingual", then you have a wonderful play on words - and the English and French language!  An aural as well as a visual juxtaposition!

WOW!  Sooo deep.

;D

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 01:00:45 PM

I am sure that Ms Minelli was pleased that you took off your hat as a sign of respect, DRSANDRA.  What great photos!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Sandra on June 02, 2005, 01:00:58 PM

The Swedish Chef hat meets some dead presidents.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 01:02:53 PM

Great Pictures, DR Sandra!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 01:03:37 PM

Thanks, DRJOSE.  And yes, you are the first to recognize the deep implications and subtle wordplay in the poem...and its title.  It is a silent VISUAL poem...hehehehehehe.

And I am sure, DRJOSE, you know that you are doing what hundreds of thousands of people wish they could do, making a living doing theatre.  My hat (Swedish or not) is off to you.

And that is....one small hat for mankind....

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Sandra on June 02, 2005, 01:07:58 PM

And here we have the Swedish Chef hat challenging Muhammad Ali to a duel. Ali was scared stiff.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 01:14:51 PM

Quote from: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 01:00:08 PM

So, does "mot" rhyme with "Not"?  Or does "Not" rhyme with "mot"?

Or does the title "SILENCE" imply that the poem is not meant to be read aloud.

Oh... But if the intent was to be "bilingual", then you have a wonderful play on words - and the English and French language!  An aural as well as a visual juxtaposition!

WOW!  Sooo deep.

;D

DR Jose, sometimes you just have to let art happen to you.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 01:18:14 PM

Quote from: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 01:14:51 PM

DR Jose, sometimes you just have to let art happen to you.

Things have been happening to me today but I am not sure I would call them "art"

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: DearReaderLaura on June 02, 2005, 01:22:46 PM

Swedish Chef Hat runs for president.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 01:23:01 PM

Quote from: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 01:00:08 PM

So, does "mot" rhyme with "Not"?  Or does "Not" rhyme with "mot"?

Or does the title "SILENCE" imply that the poem is not meant to be read aloud.

Oh... But if the intent was to be "bilingual", then you have a wonderful play on words - and the English and French language!  An aural as well as a visual juxtaposition!

WOW!  Sooo deep.

;D

I was just about to comment on the aural and visual juxtaposition, not to mention the deep philosophical issues raised thereby and its relevance to the political situation created by the non-ratification of the EU Constitution by the Dutch voters , but I'm just not in the mood anymore












 :D

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 01:23:47 PM

Hmmm...Last year's Tony Award winners/losers/non-noms are back.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: DearReaderLaura on June 02, 2005, 01:23:52 PM

That's all for now.

Stay tuned for our fascinating montage of casino carpets, which will be posted when we get home!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JMK on June 02, 2005, 01:31:58 PM

Remember Debbie Reynolds' hilarious (Carrie Fisher-written) riff about Non-Nom-Anon on the Oscars the year she didn't get a nom for Mother?

Segue department:  Albert Brooks' mother played French dancehall singer Fleurique in Toast of New York with Frances and Cary Grant.

Jed & TCB:  if you can't come Sunday, try to come Monday the 20th for the reading/signing, which won't start until 7 p.m.  You'd have plenty of time to get here from your environs if you left by 5-ish.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jed on June 02, 2005, 01:32:09 PM

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on June 02, 2005, 01:23:52 PM

That's all for now.

Stay tuned for our fascinating montage of casino carpets, which will be posted when we get home!

Oh, the anticipation!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Rodzinski on June 02, 2005, 01:32:20 PM

Is that GW? Looks more like Pat Robertson.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Rodzinski on June 02, 2005, 01:33:04 PM

Broken legs to all stage-bound folk!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jed on June 02, 2005, 01:34:11 PM

Quote from: JMK on June 02, 2005, 01:31:58 PM

Jed & TCB:  if you can't come Sunday, try to come Monday the 20th for the reading/signing, which won't start until 7 p.m.  You'd have plenty of time to get here from your environs if you left by 5-ish.

Hmm, now that might be possible...

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: bk on June 02, 2005, 01:35:22 PM

I'm back from a non-stop morning.  My head is swimming (no mean feat - I mean, my head is out there in the pool while the rest of me is in here typing - I have a wireless head, you know).

What is it about actors in LA?  If you asked an actor in NY to read the leading role in a new play at an impromptu play reading, you could get ANYONE there instantly.  Here in LA it's like pulling teeth.  You would be shocked at the lame excuses to do anything other than go to a commercial or TV audition.  The laziest bunch of losers I've ever seen.  Tammy must have called twenty people - all busy.  One of the actors had done the same excuse for the first reading we did - I told her to pass on a little message from me saying that if I ever have this guy at an audition he can just leave the premises because I will not consider him for anything ever anywhere.

Finally got Mitsubishi on the phone - the new lamp will be here in the morning, and they're sending someone between eleven and one to install it, since I told them I was not comfortable doing so.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Rodzinski on June 02, 2005, 01:36:07 PM

The bustle in a house
The morning after death
Is solemnest of industries
enacted on the earth

The sweeping of the heart
And putting love away
We shall not need again
Until Eternity

-E. Dickinson

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Rodzinski on June 02, 2005, 01:38:36 PM

BK-
I'm just curious as to what the dude's lame repeat excuse was.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Rodzinski on June 02, 2005, 01:44:53 PM

McKuen- I am a fan, it is known. I wouldn't say he is a great poet, but he is certainly underrated for the amount of interest he generated in poetry in his heyday. And he was and is shunned by academia mainly because he was so darn popular. Those Anita Kerr and San Sebastian Strings albums are wonderful for visceral impact and atmosphere.
I really think Rod is most undervalued as a songwriter.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Charles Pogue on June 02, 2005, 01:54:48 PM

vixmom, one of the most mesmerizing pieces of theatre I ever saw was a production of Hiawatha done by the National Theatre.  It used nothing but the poem and composed music and was bascially a holiday show for kids, but this adult was utterly enchanted by it.


WONDERFUL, WEIRD HOLLYWOOD:  Yesterday I had a meeting right in the heart of Hollywood on Cahuengha right between Hollywood Blvd. & Sunset Blvd.  After the meeting, I went to Hutson's B-b-q joint across the street right down from my favourite newstand.  Hutson's ain't Dr. Hogly-Wogly's but it will do in a pinch when you don't want to drive all the way out to Sepulveda in the Valley.  Inside Hutson's is Mickey Rooney, looking like a wrinkled little gnome, spilling b-b-q sauce on his pants.  I guess he was with his one of his sons.  Outside on the street was porn-icon Ron Jeremy chatting with ex-madame Heidi Fleiss sporting some of the worst plastic surgery I've ever seen, veering into Michael Jackson terrain in its extremity.  Only in Hollywood.   I remember back in the eighties, Mickey Rooney at one time had some sort of commercial stake in Hutson's and it was, for about five minutes, called Mickey Rooney's Hutson's B-b-q.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Charles Pogue on June 02, 2005, 01:55:35 PM

BK, when is this week's book fair?

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JMK on June 02, 2005, 01:56:57 PM

1970 (for films released in 1969), the last true classic year for Best Song Nominees, including Rod McKuen's lovely "Jean," Fred Karlin & Dory Previn's "Come Saturday Morning," Michel Legrand & the Bergmans' classic "What Are You Doing the Rest of Your Life?", E. Bernstein & D. Black warming up for "Merlin" (joke) with their theme to "True Grit," and the winning Bacharach/David "Raindrops," a makeup award for them having lost in 1968 for what should have won:  "The Look of Love."

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Stuart on June 02, 2005, 02:02:49 PM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 01:00:45 PM

I am sure that Ms Minelli was pleased that you took off your hat as a sign of respect, DRSANDRA.  What great photos!

I really wasn't going to, but I guess I have to....

It's M - I - Double N - E - Double L -I
You double up the N (that's NN not N),
E - Double LL,  then end it with an I.
And that's the way you spell MINNELLI.

Liza Minnelli.  It's Italian.  Blame it on Papa.

What can she do?  ;)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Stuart on June 02, 2005, 02:04:05 PM

Loved the photos, DRs Sandra and Laura.  Looking forward to the carpet montage.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Stuart on June 02, 2005, 02:04:18 PM

Merde to those who need it.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Rodzinski on June 02, 2005, 02:07:36 PM

Rod also scored A Boy Named Charlie Brown and Joanna.
Also, I don't know if it was intended for a full production or what, but he did this show released as a cast-recording called THE BLACK EAGLE which is quite bizarre and enjoyable. It's a two or three record set on vinyl.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: bk on June 02, 2005, 02:09:21 PM

Pogue - book fair is Saturday and Sunday.  Shall we go?  I'm planning to go Saturday.  It was actually called Mickey Rooney's Star-B-Que.  How great that you saw those marvelously marvelous folks.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: bk on June 02, 2005, 02:11:07 PM

The actor's excuse was some sort of meal, same as the first time we asked him.  What a total jerk.  And he's always complaining about his career.  Maybe a few less dinners would help him out.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 02:24:17 PM

Thanks you, DRSTUART.  I knew better - I am  not sure what I was thinking.  Perhaps all those HATS at once.

DRVIXMOM - the political subtext of the poem is best left alone, I agree.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 02:29:10 PM

DR CP - do you suppose that Ron and Heidi and Mickey went home and said: "I saw the writer of HERCULES at the B-B-Q place...only in Hollywood."

And yes DR CP and DR RODZINSKI I also enjoy Mr McKuen's poetry and songs.  His autobiography - or autobiographical - book about finding his natural father is very moving and interesting, if you haven't read it.

He did a couple of neat songs in the otherwise mediocre (song wise) movies ROCK PRETTY BABY and SUMMER LOVE.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 02:29:43 PM

McKuen's score for JOANNA was nearly the BEST part of that movie.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: elmore3003 on June 02, 2005, 02:36:48 PM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 02:29:43 PM

McKuen's score for JOANNA was nearly the BEST part of that movie.

I worked with Rod McKuen once, on one of my early albums for Ben Bagley; he sang two Kern songs I did, "What's Good About Goodbye," which was way out of his range so a lot of melody got rewritten to accommodate his voice, and "That Lucky Fella," which he did delightfully.  He was very sweet and enthusiastic.  I liked him enormously.  

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: elmore3003 on June 02, 2005, 02:40:18 PM

Well, today the computer's been up all day.  I still think I need Roadrunner to check out the modem.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: MBarnum on June 02, 2005, 02:41:45 PM

I don't know from McKuen's poetry..I have never been much for poetry...but I do like many of the songs he wrote.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JMK on June 02, 2005, 02:42:04 PM

Laura, is that really supposed to be Shrubby?  It looks more like Tom Brokaw.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: MBarnum on June 02, 2005, 02:42:48 PM

JMK and/or BK when will we have the lowdown on where the Portland reading is going to occur?

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Charles Pogue on June 02, 2005, 02:52:46 PM

BK, definitely be there Saturday.  This is the Pasadena venue, right?  Ten o'clock?

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 02:54:09 PM

Here I go again...

Laters...

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: George on June 02, 2005, 02:56:02 PM

So, the Portland gig has BOTH Sunday and Monday activities??  I can do that! ;D

Break legs all actors!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 03:02:31 PM

Quote from: Rodzinski on June 02, 2005, 01:36:07 PM

The bustle in a house
The morning after death
Is solemnest of industries
enacted on the earth

The sweeping of the heart
And putting love away
We shall not need again
Until Eternity

-E. Dickinson

I do like her work, but after a few you really feel like having a good cry....

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 03:05:53 PM

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on June 02, 2005, 01:23:52 PM

That's all for now.

Stay tuned for our fascinating montage of casino carpets, which will be posted when we get home!

 I have greatly enjoyed vicarously sharing the Swedish Chef Hat's vacation.  I enjoyed even more seeing the beautiful smiling face of DR Sandra

I look forward to your carpet montage.

Enjoy the rest of your vacation!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 03:11:02 PM

Quote from: Charles Pogue on June 02, 2005, 01:54:48 PM

vixmom, one of the most mesmerizing pieces of theatre I ever saw was a production of Hiawatha done by the National Theatre.  It used nothing but the poem and composed music and was bascially a holiday show for kids, but this adult was utterly enchanted by it.

I would have liked to have seen that, but dang it all, here I thought I had an original idea...darn darn darn

I regret that we do not have the  "Christmas Pantomime" tradition here that they have in England, the US kids are really missing  out on something there.  Have you ever attended one ?

Quote

WONDERFUL, WEIRD HOLLYWOOD:  Yesterday I had a meeting right in the heart of Hollywood on Cahuengha right between Hollywood Blvd. & Sunset Blvd.  After the meeting, I went to Hutson's B-b-q joint across the street right down from my favourite newstand.  Hutson's ain't Dr. Hogly-Wogly's but it will do in a pinch when you don't want to drive all the way out to Sepulveda in the Valley.  Inside Hutson's is Mickey Rooney, looking like a wrinkled little gnome, spilling b-b-q sauce on his pants.  I guess he was with his one of his sons.  Outside on the street was porn-icon Ron Jeremy chatting with ex-madame Heidi Fleiss sporting some of the worst plastic surgery I've ever seen, veering into Michael Jackson terrain in its extremity.  Only in Hollywood.   I remember back in the eighties, Mickey Rooney at one time had some sort of commercial stake in Hutson's and it was, for about five minutes, called Mickey Rooney's Hutson's B-b-q.

Now how did you recognize porn-icon Ron Jeremy is what I want to know, me, I wouldn't know him from a hole in the wall... mind you,  this is coming from someone who once snubbed Jason Robards    :D

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 03:15:56 PM

Well its 6:18 and I've been here since 8:30 with no lunch break so homeward ho!!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JMK on June 02, 2005, 03:16:49 PM

We actually have a full week of Portland activities, if you include the Bacharach revue which plays June 24 & 25.  But I'll save some of the announcement for BK.

The signing, however, is on Monday, June 20, at 7 p.m. at St. James Church in Tigard.  Yes, we may all visit the acolyte room.  ;)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 03:17:18 PM

"Do you have please copy of book by American poet Emil Dickens?"

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 03:17:59 PM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 02:24:17 PM

DRVIXMOM - the political subtext of the poem is best left alone, I agree.

 ;D

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 03:18:01 PM

Quote from: JMK on June 02, 2005, 03:16:49 PM

We actually have a full week of Portland activities, if you include the Bacharach revue which plays June 24 & 25.  But I'll save some of the announcement for BK.

The signing, however, is on Monday, June 20, at 7 p.m. at St. James Church in Tigard.  Yes, we may all visit the acolyte room.  ;)

I hope the choir is practicing.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 03:20:04 PM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 03:17:18 PM

"Do you have please copy of book by American poet Emil Dickens?"

Why does this sound so familar?  

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 03:20:57 PM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 03:18:01 PM

I hope the choir is practicing.

A-A-A-A-A-A- men

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 03:21:22 PM

ok 6;24 I am really leaving


BYE!!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Tomovoz on June 02, 2005, 03:49:34 PM

Quote from: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 06:50:35 AM

DR Tomovoz - Continue to "enjoy" your prone time.

Thank you DR Jose. I always have the company of your friends Fosca and Magnus who are prone to being prone also.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Charles Pogue on June 02, 2005, 03:53:46 PM

How did I recognize Ron Jeremy?  As I say, he is an icon and very recognizable.  He has also had some documentaries done on him that have played on all the cable movie channels.

Regrettably, I've never seen a panto.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Tomovoz on June 02, 2005, 03:54:22 PM

Quote from: elmore3003 on June 02, 2005, 07:12:34 AM

Yes, DRJose, I did!  It was brief, all of 5-10 minutes, and he tells me everything is healing nicely.  I expect the final visit in two weeks will go as well.

Great news DR Elmore.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Tomovoz on June 02, 2005, 04:07:02 PM

Rod McEwan:  Classics- "The Mummy" and "Oliver Twist".  Recordings that should be in everyone's collection.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jrand73 on June 02, 2005, 04:12:03 PM

Quote from: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 03:20:04 PM

Why does this sound so familar?  

Sort of a quote from SOPHIE'S CHOICE.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Danise on June 02, 2005, 04:17:52 PM

THE LADY OF SHALOTT
 
Words by Alfred Lord Tennyson
Music by Loreena McKennitt

On either side of the river lie
Long fields of barley and of rye,
That clothe the world and meet the sky;
And thro' the field the road run by
To many-towered Camelot;
And up and down the people go,
Gazing where the lilies blow
Round an island there below,
The island of Shalott.

Willows whiten, aspens quiver,
Little breezes dusk and shiver
Thro' the wave that runs for ever
By the island in the river
Flowing down to Camelot.
Four grey walls, and four grey towers,
Overlook a space of flowers,
And the silent isle imbowers
The Lady of Shalott.

Only reapers, reaping early,
In among the bearded barley
Hear a song that echoes cheerly
From the river winding clearly
Down to tower'd Camelot;
And by the moon the reaper weary,
Piling sheaves in uplands airy,
Listening, whispers "'tis the fairy
The Lady of Shalott."

There she weaves by night and day
A magic web with colours gay,
She has heard a whisper say,
A curse is on her if she stay
To look down to Camelot.
She knows not what the curse may be,
And so she weaveth steadily,
And little other care hath she,
The Lady of Shalott.

And moving through a mirror clear
That hangs before her all the year,
Shadows of the world appear.
There she sees the highway near
Winding down to Camelot;
And sometimes thro' the mirror blue
The Knights come riding two and two.
She hath no loyal Knight and true,
The Lady Of Shalott.

But in her web she still delights
To weave the mirror's magic sights,
For often thro' the silent nights
A funeral, with plumes and lights
And music, went to Camelot;
Or when the Moon was overhead,
Came two young lovers lately wed.
"I am half sick of shadows," said
The Lady Of Shalott.

A bow-shot from her bower-eaves,
He rode between the barley sheaves,
The sun came dazzling thro' the leaves,
And flamed upon the brazen greaves
Of bold Sir Lancelot.
A red-cross knight for ever kneel'd
To a lady in his shield,
That sparkled on the yellow field,
Beside remote Shalott.

His broad clear brow in sunlight glow'd;
On burnish'd hooves his war-horse trode;
From underneath his helmet flow'd
His coal-black curls as on he rode,
As he rode back to Camelot.
From the bank and from the river
he flashed into the crystal mirror,
"Tirra Lirra," by the river
Sang Sir Lancelot.

She left the web, she left the loom,
She made three paces taro' the room,
She saw the water-lily bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
She looked down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror cracked from side to side;
"The curse is come upon me," cried
The Lady of Shalott.

In the stormy east-wind straining,
The pale yellow woods were waning,
The broad stream in his banks complaining.
Heavily the low sky raining
Over towered Camelot;
Down she came and found a boat
Beneath a willow left afloat,
And round about the prow she wrote
The Lady of Shalott

And down the river's dim expanse
Like some bold seer in a trance,
Seeing all his own mischance -
With a glassy countenance
Did she look to Camelot.
And at the closing of the day
She loosed the chain and down she lay;
The broad stream bore her far away,
The Lady of Shalott.

Heard a carol, mournful, holy,
Chanted loudly, chanted lowly,
Till her blood was frozen slowly,
And her eyes were darkened wholly,
Turn'd to towered Camelot.
For ere she reach'd upon the tide
The first house by the water-side,
Singing in her song she died,
The Lady of Shalott.

Under tower and balcony,
By garden-wall and gallery,
A gleaming shape she floated by,
Dead-pale between the houses high,
Silent into Camelot.
Out upon the wharfs they came,
Knight and Burgher, Lord and Dame,
And round the prow they read her name,
The Lady of Shalott.

Who is this? And what is here?
And in the lighted palace near
Died the sound of royal cheer;
And they crossed themselves for fear,
All the Knights at Camelot;
But Lancelot mused a little space
He said, "She has a lovely face;
God in his mercy lend her grace,
The Lady of Shalott."

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Tomovoz on June 02, 2005, 04:24:04 PM

I was going to list that as being one of my all time favourites Danise. I did learn some of it by choice when in High School. Also loved "The Rhyme Of The Ancient Mariner" too. (If that's the correct title!).

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Tomovoz on June 02, 2005, 04:25:29 PM

My father's favourite lines were

Life is mostly froth and bubble
Two things stand like stone
Kindness in another's trouble
Courage in your own.

Adam Lindsay Gordon.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Danise on June 02, 2005, 04:27:54 PM

Evening all.  Not much to say for today except that I am very glad that things are going well for our own DR Elmore and Tomovoz.  

DR Jose, Just a FYI, it was Paint Shop Pro 8 that was messing my Adobe Photoshop up so I couldn't post pictures here.  When I bought the laptop, I was allowed to buy 3 software titiles for about twenty dollars.  Since the PSP 8 was a hundred and fifty dollar program, of course I picked it!  But I'm not as impressed with it as the Adobe PS.  

If you ever have to pick between the two programs, go with the Adobe.  

I deleted it from the laptop and reloaded the Adobe so when October comes around I will be able to "Save for the Web" and post pictures while I'm on the road.

Here's my question for the guy in the pit as well.  I know about house seats but I don't know how they work.  

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: S. Woody White on June 02, 2005, 04:28:33 PM

Quote from: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 12:53:35 PM

*And the assistant conductor has been treating me to Starbucks too for these not-so-last-minute calls.  I believe I'm also getting dinner this weekend!

:)

Is he letting you handle his baton?

 ::)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jennifer on June 02, 2005, 04:31:20 PM

Great pics DR Sandra.

I saw Ron Jeremy on some reality show last year.  I didn't know him before.  But he seemed sort of nice.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Danise on June 02, 2005, 04:33:26 PM

Quote from: Tomovoz on June 02, 2005, 04:24:04 PM

I was going to list that as being one of my all time favourites Danise. I did learn some of it by choice when in High School. Also loved "The Rhyme Of The Ancient Mariner" too. (If that's the correct title!).

Just like I told DR Charles Pogue, that one was also set to music by Loreena McKennitt.

It was funny that when I first heard The HighwayMan & The Lady Of Shalott , I kept thinking, "I know this from somewhere."  Then it hit me that I had read both poems in school.  

BTW, Loreena McKennitt did a wonderful job with both poems.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Danise on June 02, 2005, 04:34:55 PM

That Swedish Chef hat sure does get around.  I think it is the most well traveled Swedish Chef hat in the history of Swedish Chef hats!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Danise on June 02, 2005, 04:39:00 PM

Many broken limbs to those who need (?) them! :o    ;D

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: S. Woody White on June 02, 2005, 04:39:03 PM

Tomorrow is another ladsitting day.

As for now, I must prepare der B's dinner: Meatballs Burgundy, with Mashed Potatoes.

And, if all goes well, I may be forced to join a union.   :-\

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Danise on June 02, 2005, 04:41:32 PM

Well everyone, sorry to make this a short vist tonight but I have some things that need to be taken care of.  I'll try to pop back but if not, have a great evening!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: TCB on June 02, 2005, 05:11:57 PM

Quote from: Jed on June 02, 2005, 12:32:22 PM

So, TCB, think anybody would notice if we skipped out on our matinee that day to make a jaunt to Portland?

Oh, were we supposed to be at the theater???

 

:o :o :o :o :o

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: TCB on June 02, 2005, 05:20:32 PM

Quote from: Rodzinski on June 02, 2005, 01:32:20 PM

Is that GW? Looks more like Pat Robertson.

GW?  I thought it was Tom Brokaw.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: TCB on June 02, 2005, 05:30:23 PM

Quote from: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 03:11:02 PM

Now how did you recognize porn-icon Ron Jeremy is what I want to know, me, I wouldn't know him from a hole in the wall... mind you,  this is coming from someone who once snubbed Jason Robards    :D

Perhaps it was the black socks (or am I showing my age?).

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Ron Pulliam on June 02, 2005, 06:13:55 PM

Quote from: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 12:53:35 PM

*And the assistant conductor has been treating me to Starbucks too for these not-so-last-minute calls.  I believe I'm also getting dinner this weekend!
:)

Quote from: S. Woody White on June 02, 2005, 04:28:33 PM

Is he letting you handle his baton?

 ::)

We can only hope he's conducting himself properly!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 07:19:36 PM

Quote from: JRand54 on June 02, 2005, 04:12:03 PM

Sort of a quote from SOPHIE'S CHOICE.

I can't quote my favorite line from Sophie's Choice, this being a family site and all.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Dan (the Man) on June 02, 2005, 07:36:13 PM

I was bawling like a baby tonight.  Channel surfing at about 8:00 I chanced upon Field of Dreams on ESPN of all places.  And despite the incessant cuts to commercials and some ESPN Fields of Dreams trivia, I still found myself choking back sobs towards the end.  And then Kevin Costner says, "Hey, Dad--you wanna have a catch?" and I totally lose it.  Freakin' wonderful movie.

Now I'm watching some compilation show of Sammy Davis, Jr.  I forget sometimes what a wonderful entertainer he was.  There was just a clip of him dancing on Hullabaloo, popping the hip in front of the young Michael Bennett and Donna McKechnie.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: bk on June 02, 2005, 07:39:54 PM

Back from Grant's.  Somewhat frustrating as usual, because he just takes any call that comes in and stays on the phone for a long time, interrupting our work, which drives me crazy.  We got the book imported into Quark, and it's now in its proper font, but there are all sorts of anamolies which have to now be fixed.  He was doing those while he was on the phone, and I watched him inadvertantly nuke a period and a letter of a word at the end of a paragraph, but one couldn't say anything so he just moved on and then forgot where it happened.  I know hope to heaven I find it without too much effort.  The next session should be better and faster, as once the anamolies are taken care of, it's just style and format issues.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: bk on June 02, 2005, 07:47:23 PM

Time for playreading.  I can see one of the actor's cars outside trying to figure out where my home environment is, even though I have explicit directions as to which corner the house is on.  I'll be back after the reading.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: DearReaderLaura on June 02, 2005, 08:09:25 PM

We are home after our exciting Fabulous Freedom Day celebration. DR Sandra is booting up the laptop and will post the casino carpet montages soon. I'm sure you are all quaking with anticipation!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Ann on June 02, 2005, 08:17:30 PM

I could possibly do the Monday book signing.  It would mean missing a chorale rehearsal...but I could do that :)

Hmm...but I'd also have to take off early from work...argh, why do things have to be so complicated?  ???

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 08:31:27 PM

Hello Ann!  Are you still enjoying your job?

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 08:33:42 PM

Good Evening!

Back from the show, and a bit tired... which is good since I have to be up by 7:00AM tomorrow morning!  -I'm heading down to Richmond tomorrow morning with my friend, Andy, in tow.  I just need to take care of the usual banking stuff and pick up some mail, and then we'll walk and shop in Carytown, and probably hit the Greek Festival too before heading back up tomorrow afternoon.

*My Mom's birthday is tomorrow.  There has been some confusion between me and my brothers regarding the actual date of my mom's birthday this year.  My brother, Don, sent an e-mail to all the sons reminding us that her birthday was today.  However, my brother, Jay, sent a follow-up e-mail reminding us that her birthday is actually tomorrow, June 3.  And then my own confusion has risen from the fact that I keep thinking that this Sunday is June 4, consequently, thinking/moving her birthday to the Saturday - when it is actually on Friday.  -Following me so far?

In any case, I had planned to by my Mom's present in Richmond - I know the item, and I know the store.  But since I was thinking her birthday was falling on Saturday instead of Friday, I'm cutting it a little close.  So... My first order of business once I hit Carytown tomorrow is to buy my Mom's birthday present.

Whew!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 08:36:20 PM

So...

I had also planned on seeing Big River tomorrow night at Ford's Theatre, and their company manager had even arranged a pair of seats for me.  However, I found out tonight that I'm on for tomorrow night in the pit of Mamma Mia!.  But, who knows, things may change yet again.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 08:38:19 PM

As for the assistant conductor's behavior and baton... well...  To quote Teddy Roosevelt (I think), let's just say he speaks softly and carries a big stick.

;D

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 08:39:20 PM

Quote from: Charles Pogue on June 02, 2005, 03:53:46 PM

How did I recognize Ron Jeremy?  As I say, he is an icon and very recognizable.  He has also had some documentaries done on him that have played on all the cable movie channels.

Regrettably, I've never seen a panto.

If ou ever get a chance do try to catch a panto it is great fun.  I had the most adorable  5 year old sitting behind me,  When I told her it was my first one and that they didn't have them in the States she was most concerned and assured me I had better move to England right away. She very seriously instructed me in all the proper panto etiquette , what phrases one must shout at the stage and when when it was proper to boo and cheer... It really was wonderful.  I keep saying we must get to England for Christmas befor the Vixter hits her "teenage too cool for this" phrase


As for Ron Jeremy , you  must know I was teasing.... though I must admit I have never heard of him, but then we have our own cons out here on the Island of Long, Joey Buttafuco, Jessica Hahn, The Gotti family....... oh you said Icon...never mind!!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 08:39:31 PM

-That was just too easy...

Actually, he's a very nice guy, and always a gentleman.  Which I'm sure his partner of many, many years appreciates very much.

:)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 08:40:48 PM

Happy birthday to DR Jose's Mom!!!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 08:43:20 PM

DR Jose, I would like to second DR Dnise's question... never having had access to them.... how do "house seats" work?

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 08:44:48 PM

I spy a Tomovoz!!   How are you dear reader from down under?  Are you feeling well tomorrow?

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 08:47:23 PM

How went all the dress rehearsals tonight?

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Tomovoz on June 02, 2005, 08:50:14 PM

Quote from: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 08:44:48 PM

I spy a Tomovoz!!   How are you dear reader from down under?  Are you feeling well tomorrow?

Tomorrow is half over - and it's been a good day. Thanks for asking.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 08:55:25 PM

I am very glad to hear it.  

I keep you and dear elmore in my prayers every day

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 09:01:17 PM

As for House Seats...

Here's the short answer:

Basically a certain block of seats are set aside for each performance for use and/or distribution by the producers.  Sometimes actors and/or staff have some seats worked into their contracts.  But usually, they are distributed on a first come, first serve basis to those who request them.  Producers will also usually hold a few seats for each performance for assorted VIPs.

For instance, for the Indy Mamma Mia! gathering, I submitted a couple of ticket requests, and then that number of tickets were set aside out of the block of house seats.

They are "house seats", not comps.  Full price, not free.  But they are usually great seats - front orchestra, center - and you also don't have to deal with processing and handling fees - which can add up to $12.00 per ticket lately!

When house seats are not used, they are then released for public sale.  Depending upon the house/theatre/show, they can be released 48 hours before curtain, or as late as 30 minutes before the curtain.  *When Steve and I went to NYC last November, I happened to get very "lucky", and just hit the box office right when the available house seats were released.  We had 7th row aisle seats for The Producers - which I purchased that day.  The people in front of us had ordered their tickets months in advance.  In  any case...

I am fortunate to have some decent connections right now for house seats - producers, actors, musicians, assistants - for a couple of shows.  One person in particular even lets me request tickets for friends and acquaintances of mine.

And as with any sort of ticket sale transaction, it's all a matter of availability.  Even house seats can "sell out".

*A friend of mine in NYC had figured out when Hairspray would release Harvey Fierstein's house seats - which was sometimes as late at 5 minutes before the curtain!  He saw that show at least 10 times from the 6th row, center by just walking up to the box office right before the show and seeing what was available - even on nights when the show was supposedly sold out.  Yes, he was out $100 each time he saw the show, but he had great seats!

;D

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 09:02:17 PM

Well, I am RELIEVED to say that LA CAGE has opened to about 150 people for our first night audience, and they really seemed to be with us from the opening number. Lots of applause and laughter for all the outrageousness of the costumes, Jacob's business, etc. Personally, I felt satisfaction with what I did. No major screw-ups from me or anyone, and we came in on time. So, a great big sigh of relief from me.

And we get to do it three more times this week.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 09:02:24 PM

So...

If anyone would like to check on house seats, just e-mail me or private message me...

Ssssshhh.....

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 09:05:15 PM

Thank you Jose!! I always wondered how that worked !! Now if we can figure out when they release the Spamalot  and Chitty house seats......

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 09:05:40 PM

Again, I must get to bed now and rest for tomorrow's show. I have several friends that I know of who are coming tomorrow night. (Several were there tonight, too, but I didn't know they were coming.)

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 09:06:42 PM

Quote from: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 09:02:17 PM

Well, I am RELIEVED to say that LA CAGE has opened to about 150 people for our first night audience, and they really seemed to be with us from the opening number. Lots of applause and laughter for all the outrageousness of the costumes, Jacob's business, etc. Personally, I felt satisfaction with what I did. No major screw-ups from me or anyone, and we came in on time. So, a great big sigh of relief from me.

And we get to do it three more times this week.

Good for you!!! Keep us informed about video shoots!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: vixmom on June 02, 2005, 09:13:57 PM

Well it has become tomorrow here on the Island of Long so off to bed I go, the alarm rings in 6 hours....


I  must win that Mega Millions!!!! Then I can stay up all night posting on my wireless laptop while floating in my pool,

well off to sleep.... perchance to dream  

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: George on June 02, 2005, 09:15:02 PM

Quote from: Matt H. on June 02, 2005, 09:02:17 PM

Well, I am RELIEVED to say that LA CAGE has opened to about 150 people for our first night audience, and they really seemed to be with us from the opening number. Lots of applause and laughter for all the outrageousness of the costumes, Jacob's business, etc. Personally, I felt satisfaction with what I did. No major screw-ups from me or anyone, and we came in on time. So, a great big sigh of relief from me.

And we get to do it three more times this week.

Yea!  I had never seen La Cage before I saw it here in Olympia a couple of weeks ago.  I absolutely loved it!  It's just such a wonderful show. ;D

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 09:18:06 PM

Continued "broken legs", DR MattH!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: JoseSPiano on June 02, 2005, 09:19:09 PM

Well, my alarms will be going off in a couple of hours too, and I need to take care of some stuff before heading to bed.  So...

Goodnight.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: bk on June 02, 2005, 10:23:45 PM

Reading is done - went very well, but I'll save that for the notes.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Sandra on June 02, 2005, 10:30:42 PM

And now, the pictures you have all been waiting for. My mom and I love all things tacky, and there's not much that's tackier than a Las Vegas casino carpet. So we ran around Las Vegas to as many casinos as we could and snapped a picture in each one of one of my shoes on the tacky carpet. Here you go.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Sandra on June 02, 2005, 10:32:06 PM

It kept us out of trouble for a couple hours.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Sandra on June 02, 2005, 11:13:38 PM

And...

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: bk on June 02, 2005, 11:26:14 PM

Love the saddle shoes.

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Post by: bk on June 02, 2005, 11:26:58 PM

You're all looking at my this, aren't you?

And now - Dino at the piano.

I cannot wait until my TV is working, which will be between eleven and one tomorrow.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jed on June 02, 2005, 11:28:59 PM

Reminders for my father...

Heloise
Matches

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: TCB on June 02, 2005, 11:41:05 PM

Thank you son, Jed.  The matches are in my coat pocket and I already found out that if I just hit my ball with a hammer it should be okay.  

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: TCB on June 02, 2005, 11:42:36 PM

Jed may correct me, but, all things considered; I believe our preview went better than we could have hoped.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jed on June 02, 2005, 11:44:13 PM

Quote from: TCB on June 02, 2005, 11:41:05 PM

...and I already found out that if I just hit my ball with a hammer it should be okay.  

Oh, the things we do for theatre!

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: Jed on June 02, 2005, 11:45:18 PM

Quote from: TCB on June 02, 2005, 11:42:36 PM

Jed may correct me, but, all things considered; I believe our preview went better than we could have hoped.

I quite concur.  Much better final dress than I'd anticipated.  I daresay we're in pretty decent shape to open this thing tomorrow night.

Title: Re:FROTHY BON MOTS
Post by: TCB on June 02, 2005, 11:54:32 PM

Quote from: Jed on June 02, 2005, 11:44:13 PM

Oh, the things we do for theatre!

But lightly, I don't want to flatten it.