Greetings from Toyland!
The news says the temperature will get to 93 today, and it's already quite warm. Whewn I got here, I went into the Men's Room to wash my face with cold water, and was terrified by two huge black things crawling rapidly around the floor; that I would swear were 1.5 inches long. Once I put my glasses back on (from washing my face) and saw two cockroaches were running about the floor, I killed them both. I don't think I've seen roaches that large since my parents moved from our house on Goldman Avenue.
Thanks to my insane mother's terrible housekeeping, we had roaches that large running about the kitchen and basement. Once, when I was home for a weekend from college, I looked in Randy's hamster cage and asked, how long has this hamster been dead? My mother replied, I've been meaning to get to that for a few days. Moke like a few months. I guess she was too busy drawing in the inch-thick dust covering everything. Yes, her insanity still irks me, since we all had to deal with the fallout, especially Randy, who was stuck at home with her after I went offto school and Macbeth moved out to party, get high and screw around.