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Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
« Reply #150 on: July 29, 2007, 04:39:16 PM »

I think DR RLP is a fan of "Everybody's Out Of Town" (B J Thomas)
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Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
« Reply #151 on: July 29, 2007, 04:41:19 PM »

Better than a frenzied mini-gratuity

Which would be better than a frenzy in perpetuity
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« Reply #152 on: July 29, 2007, 04:42:43 PM »


........Cooling off a little from packing and schlepping boxes........

.......Must take a little break.........

.......then,.... back to more packing and schlepping boxes..........

a a a a a a r r r r r r g g g g g gf h h h h h h h !!!
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« Reply #153 on: July 29, 2007, 04:44:41 PM »

DR Music Guy, I feel your pain.  I hate moving
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Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
« Reply #154 on: July 29, 2007, 04:47:59 PM »

What?
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Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
« Reply #155 on: July 29, 2007, 04:48:11 PM »

Ignore this post.
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Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
« Reply #156 on: July 29, 2007, 04:49:16 PM »

I've spent all day reading Harry Potter and now I have a headache.
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« Reply #157 on: July 29, 2007, 04:49:29 PM »

What What?  (In honor of the WOD)
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« Reply #158 on: July 29, 2007, 04:49:57 PM »

At least you're not blind....you would also have sore fingers.
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« Reply #159 on: July 29, 2007, 04:50:23 PM »

What What?  (In honor of the WOD)

A man of many accents - all of them offensive.  ;D
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Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
« Reply #160 on: July 29, 2007, 04:51:15 PM »

Hee hee--what happened to Helen Keller when she took up speed reading?
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« Reply #161 on: July 29, 2007, 04:51:44 PM »

I've never read a HP bool or seen an HP movie, but I'm watching Dateline, so I know lots of spoilers now
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« Reply #162 on: July 29, 2007, 04:52:53 PM »

I am so frightful of HP spoilers I can't even open the pages of this week's Entertainment Weekly.
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« Reply #163 on: July 29, 2007, 04:53:44 PM »

I had a wonderful BLOT(Bacon, Lettuce, Onion and Tomato) with a tomato from my front step.
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« Reply #164 on: July 29, 2007, 04:54:04 PM »

Hee hee--what happened to Helen Keller when she took up speed reading?

I don't know.  What DID happen to Helen Keller when she took up speed reading?  8)
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« Reply #165 on: July 29, 2007, 04:54:30 PM »

I had a wonderful BLOT(Bacon, Lettuce, Onion and Tomato) with a tomato from my front step.

Now I want a BLOT.
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« Reply #166 on: July 29, 2007, 04:59:41 PM »

I don't know.  What DID happen to Helen Keller when she took up speed reading?  8)

She burnt her fingers off!
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« Reply #167 on: July 29, 2007, 04:59:54 PM »

Let's pretend we're Henry Willson make up names for our new stars and starlets:

Lance Large and Kelly Toppers in Love Me or Lease Me
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« Reply #168 on: July 29, 2007, 05:00:18 PM »

Beware the Blot!
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« Reply #169 on: July 29, 2007, 05:00:41 PM »

She burnt her fingers off!

Oh, I thought that happened when she tried to read the waffle iron.  :P
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« Reply #170 on: July 29, 2007, 05:01:31 PM »

Beware the Blot!

That's an even better idea....movie titles with a letter changed.

Gone With the Mind
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« Reply #171 on: July 29, 2007, 05:01:35 PM »

Oh, I missed Kerry.
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« Reply #172 on: July 29, 2007, 05:02:04 PM »

Hairsplay
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« Reply #173 on: July 29, 2007, 05:02:21 PM »

I wanna name a starlette Cherry Ripe (pronounced "Rih-pay".)
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« Reply #174 on: July 29, 2007, 05:02:31 PM »

Name change of geographical location....henceforth to be known as Mt. Sherlock!
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« Reply #175 on: July 29, 2007, 05:02:50 PM »

There's always lovely Nita O'Lay.
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« Reply #176 on: July 29, 2007, 05:04:09 PM »

True Grits
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« Reply #177 on: July 29, 2007, 05:04:22 PM »

Bruce, continued vibes for a quick and happy resolution.
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« Reply #178 on: July 29, 2007, 05:04:46 PM »

The Hound of Music
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« Reply #179 on: July 29, 2007, 05:05:01 PM »

tap tap tap

Is this thing on?
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