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Sorry, but someone had to do it!
Hmm...I would think that "A Casaba Melon" would be listed before "Aardvarks: The Musical". Hmm... Where's my MLA Stylebook? -Would that even be covered in there?
In the spirit of appropriate retribution, here are 10 punishments more fitting to her multi-year crime spree against entertainment consumers:1. Hilton will be forced to spend 45 days with her new court appointed BFF with whom she'll be wearing matching outfits and friendship bracelets: Melinda Doolittle.2. Hilton will be banned from shopping at Whole Foods and Bristol Farms for 45 days. Instead, all food will be bought at Jon's and Food 4 Less where only generic brands may be purchased. No cupcakes!3. For the next 45 days Hilton must wear a sack over her head when leaving the house. No photos ever. Period.4. Instead of being locked away where the public can’t taunt her, Hilton will instead be forced to pick up trash on the side of the road, scrub toilets (a la Naomi Campbell) and/or perform doggie duty for all attendees at the Mulholland pooch park.5. Hilton will no longer be allowed to use the first name Paris. The public will address her as Sarah, Anne or Mildred Hilton.6. Hilton will be banished to her room where she must listen to her own self-titled album “Paris” on repeat and watch “House of Wax” on loop.7. The only clubs Hilton will be authorized to attend are book clubs. And not Lady O's or Adrian Grenier’s. Perhaps a book club at a community rec center in, say, Tarzana?8. For 45 days all of Hilton’s wardrobe will be furnished by Wal-Mart.9. Hilton must undergo a victim reconciliation program where she is forced to listen to Shana Moakler describe how she’s been affected by the heiress’s crimes.10. Judge Michael T. Sauer zaps the world with one of those forget-o-rays and nobody remembers that a Paris Hilton ever existed. The worst punishment of all.
Here is his list of top 5 cities for foodies. 1. New York2. Portland and Seattle3. New Orleans4. Las Vegas5. Philadelphia
DR Cillaliz - Mmmm, a baklava sundae! My theory about those is that they were invented by someone whose batch of baklava didn't turn out, so she/he chopped it up and poured it over ice cream. A happy accident, indeed.