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« Reply #180 on: March 25, 2008, 11:27:54 AM »

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« Reply #181 on: March 25, 2008, 11:28:15 AM »

We'll let DR RLP do the honors.
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« Reply #182 on: March 25, 2008, 11:30:47 AM »


Also, (and i'm not sure if this is common in the US), here in montreal we have these electronic signs posted on the highways that tell you the traffic patterns up ahead.  So you can turn off it if seems like there is a major accident.

In Southern California, the majority of the freeways were constructed over "virgin land" - many, like the 60, 91, and 57 do not parallel any existing roads at all. The old-time highways like Route 66 have become clogged city streets. For much of the freeway system, there is no available alternative to just being patient. And, a tie up on one freeway rapidly translates to a tie up on others. There are only four eastward exits from the LA basin - Routes, 210, 10, 60, and 91 - all of these have North/South Freeways that connect them (5, 110, 710, 605, 57); as soon as the word gets out that one of the Eastward freeways has a problem, traffic rapidly migrates to other three, causing them to jam up.

Briefly put - the highway infrastructure in the LA Basin is incapable of sustaining smooth flowing traffic 24/7 - during peak hours (and that's 8 hours a day) any "glitch" is instantly translated into a snarl that can be reflected throughout most of the system and can takes hours to unwind.

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« Reply #183 on: March 25, 2008, 11:33:52 AM »

Did we already mention

...that's the title of my next novel

The one with the Randy Vicar?

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« Reply #184 on: March 25, 2008, 11:33:57 AM »

In Southern California, the majority of the freeways were constructed over "virgin land"

I am virtually positive that there are no virgins, land- or otherwise, in Southern California.
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« Reply #185 on: March 25, 2008, 11:35:36 AM »

RE: last night's DANCING WITH THE STARS

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I think right now my favorites are Marissa/Tony and Kristi/Mark.  I also think Mario/Karina are very good.

I love julianne, so i'm having a tough time. Cause adam is not too good. But he's trying hard!

As for who will go, for the women the only one i can see leaving is Monica Seles. Although that would depend on how popular she is. She was a huge tennis talent (did she play for the US?)  But her personality does not come off as endearing as most of the others. And she is clearly the worst dancer.

For the men, the only 2 i would deem safe are mario/karina and jason taylor/edyta. I would think that julianne and adam would be safe this week based on her popularity.

So that leaves penn/kym, cristian/cherly and steve guttenberg/anna. My guess to leave would be the latter (even though he is charming). I don't really find cristian is coming across that well. But i believe cheryl has fans. and i would think penn does too.

We shall see.
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« Reply #186 on: March 25, 2008, 11:36:25 AM »

I am virtually positive that there are no virgins

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Well, I never!

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« Reply #187 on: March 25, 2008, 11:38:16 AM »

Pray for Rosemary's Baby.
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« Reply #188 on: March 25, 2008, 11:39:15 AM »

And boy, are my arms tired.
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« Reply #189 on: March 25, 2008, 11:39:35 AM »

Wa-hoo! The vibes are helping -- thanks my dear HHWers -- a most productive morning....
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« Reply #190 on: March 25, 2008, 11:40:54 AM »

Hoo and Ray!
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« Reply #191 on: March 25, 2008, 11:42:03 AM »

I'm listening to a CD I never thought I'd hear - Lester Lanin's Dancing Theater Party - an LP I had when I was but a wee sprig of a twig of a tad of a lad of a youth and was buying any theater music and film music "cover" album.  For anyone who thinks recording is better today because of all our technology, I defy them to listen to the sound on this CD and point me in the direction of better sound.  Every instrument, every line of these fun orchestrations is vivid and clear - this thing sounds like it was recorded yesterday with state of the art equipment.  
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« Reply #192 on: March 25, 2008, 11:42:27 AM »

I gotta tell you.
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« Reply #193 on: March 25, 2008, 11:43:15 AM »

Welcome thirteen GUESTS - a couple of you are amongst our favorite running gags.
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« Reply #194 on: March 25, 2008, 11:44:19 AM »

I am virtually positive that there are no virgins, land- or otherwise, in Southern California.

Well...not anymore.

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« Reply #195 on: March 25, 2008, 11:44:23 AM »

On tv tonight for me:

IDOL, BIG BROTHER, DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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« Reply #196 on: March 25, 2008, 11:45:12 AM »

Errant & Truant
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« Reply #197 on: March 25, 2008, 11:46:16 AM »

On tv tonight for me:

IDOL, BIG BROTHER, DANCING WITH THE STARS.


BIGGEST LOSER will have my undivided attention.  IDOL and BIG BROTHER will enter my DVR cache.
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« Reply #198 on: March 25, 2008, 11:46:44 AM »

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« Reply #199 on: March 25, 2008, 11:46:46 AM »

SPOILERS for last night's MEDIUM



SPOILERI think Joe has been very supportive -- above-and-beyond in virtually every circumstance.  But now he has an opportunity to take control of his own life and provide for his family.  Joe has time and again demonstrated faith in Allison.  She's demonstrated no faith in him.  I was shouting at my TV, too, but I was shouting at Allison.

Isn't it great that we're different?!!


Guess what? I agree with DR Ronp! :)

I do get that the college fund is important. But in this instance i do think that allsion should have had some faith in her hubby.

The thing that gets me mad though is that i still don't get why joe is out of work. He was in a hostage situation and i don't think his employer should have been able to fire him at all (without a huge severance package). HE really should have sued him.

Add to that the fact that he had that job (the rich guy whose wife loved allison). The ending to that part made no sense (other than the writers wanted to keep joe out of work).
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« Reply #200 on: March 25, 2008, 11:48:00 AM »

RE: BIG BROTHER.


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I really really want Chelsia gone.

Btw, it seems like her and james are having a lot of sex!
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« Reply #201 on: March 25, 2008, 11:48:34 AM »

Bitchslap
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« Reply #202 on: March 25, 2008, 11:48:46 AM »

I am virtually positive that there are no virgins, land- or otherwise, in Southern California.

My next documentary:

"The Deflowering of a Basin - the story of Freeway construction in Southern California"

or maybe:

"Lost Maidenhead - what bulldozers did to LA"

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« Reply #203 on: March 25, 2008, 11:51:15 AM »

:o

Well, I never!

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Oh, but we're so sure you have :D

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« Reply #204 on: March 25, 2008, 11:51:18 AM »

I'm a little sorry that the running gag about DR Karen and my fling in Paris has gone by the wayside.  I was counting on Cason's inevitable windfall from his eventual TV series (perhaps more than one) and inevitable film career to help support me in my old age and was hoping to use the internet postings as a guilt trip.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt... A running gag?! I don't think so! Tsk, tsk, DR Snookie, trying to fool some of the people, hmmm? You may want to forget Paris (a running gag?! Har-rump!), but I never will ....

P.S. Once again (like clock work this time of year) the IRS called about your trying to claim Boo-Key as a dependent -- 1) He's now over the age for you to do so and 2) Not a penny from you for child support, so no dependency pennies for you!
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« Reply #205 on: March 25, 2008, 11:51:26 AM »

No one here but us cows/chickens/pigs...
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« Reply #206 on: March 25, 2008, 11:52:44 AM »

WhyIOughta....

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« Reply #207 on: March 25, 2008, 11:52:50 AM »

Interesting the DialIdol results for DANCING WITH THE STARS:

http://stars.dialidol.com/asp/predictions/predictions.asp
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« Reply #208 on: March 25, 2008, 11:52:52 AM »

The Living Room
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« Reply #209 on: March 25, 2008, 11:54:56 AM »

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