I thought this was funny By Jon Markman
As everyone on the planet knows by now, Apple (AAPL, news, msgs) will release a drug on Friday that cures cancer, fixes broken bones and freshens your breath. No, sorry, I mean the company will release a definitive solution to world peace. No, that's not right either. It has solved the mystery of death, and on Friday it will simultaneously resurrect Albert Einstein, Jimi Hendrix and Princess Diana.
Well, actually, I guess that's not true either. Apple's got something bigger than that in mind. It's going to release a brand-new cell phone, called the iPhone! Which has a built-in camera! And accesses the Web! And has a touch screen!
I know you can just barely contain your excitement. I pretty much feel the same way---