Topic: COMEDY TODAY (Read 65231 times)

Jane · « **Reply #180 on:** September 29, 2008, 03:47:28 PM »

DR George, please send me the vegan cupcake recipe. Thanks.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #181 on:** September 29, 2008, 03:52:07 PM »

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on September 29, 2008, 03:43:09 PM

TOD: "We will do our level best to make concrete interesting."

-- the judge at the trial where I was a juror.

There's only one way to make concrete interesting to DR MBarnum!

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #182 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:02:36 PM »

That concrete is not very level.

bk · « **Reply #183 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:13:11 PM »

I'm listening to Shaft In Africa - very cooliscious score by Johnny Pate. I've been doing odds and ends, including writing a new eBlast for signing and upcoming LACCTAA event.

George · « **Reply #184 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:26:01 PM »

Quote from: Jane on September 29, 2008, 03:47:28 PM

DR George, please send me the vegan cupcake recipe. Thanks.

I'll send it as soon as I get home. I don't have your e-mail, here at work...unelss you send me a PM.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #185 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:26:15 PM »

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on September 29, 2008, 04:02:36 PM

That concrete is not very level.

As if DR MBarnum will care!

Amy · « **Reply #186 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:27:01 PM »

A midget fortune tell escapes from prison and the headline reads:

Small Medium at Large!

Amy

Jennifer · « **Reply #187 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:28:05 PM »

re: LAST NIGHT'S DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Quote from: Matt H. on September 29, 2008, 01:20:56 PM

I believe you're mistaken, DR Ron Pulliam, about DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES jump at the end of last season. I believe it was stated five years then, and last night's episode just picked up where that left off. I didn't get the DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES DVD set to review this year, so I can't check it, but I do not remember anything about seven years at all.

This is what i remember too. That the show jumped the 5 years at the end of last season and basically picked up where that left off last night.

Amy · « **Reply #188 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:29:30 PM »

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says to him:

"Sir, do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

And the pirate replies:

"Ay, yes I know, and it's driving me nuts!"

Amy

elmore3003 · « **Reply #189 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:29:34 PM »

Right, Mikey?

Jennifer · « **Reply #190 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:31:17 PM »

Quote from: George on September 29, 2008, 03:46:04 PM

Well, the spaghetti feast was a great success...as were the vegan chocolate cupcakes that my sister and I made last night.

Several people asked for the recipe. I brought the book to work and scanned the recipe into a PDF file, so if anyone here wants it also, just let me know.

I've never made vegan cupcakes before. Was there a reason you made vegan ones? (is it mainly for people who might be lactose intolerant or do they taste better?).

Amy · « **Reply #191 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:36:23 PM »

A man and his son are found in the woods and are taken into custody by a park ranger for killing an endangered California Condor. The judge asks the father to explain why he did this.

Father says: "I'm sorry, but my son and I have been lost of days and we were starving, so we ate the condor to save our lives."
Judge says: "That's terrible! You never should have been brought here. You're free to go. But please tell me - I'm curious - what does a California Condor taste like?"
Father says: "It sort of tastes like a cross between a Bald Eagle and a Spotted Owl."

Amy

bk · « **Reply #192 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:42:19 PM »

Hey, Amy - are you and your ever-lovin' comin' to the signing?

Jane · « **Reply #193 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:46:02 PM »

Thanks DR George. There is no rush for the recipe.

Amy · « **Reply #194 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:47:28 PM »

What do you call a choir of morons who are drinking Tab soda and eating apples?

The Moron Tab and Apple Choir.

Amy

TCB · « **Reply #195 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:54:49 PM »

Quote from: DearReaderLaura on September 29, 2008, 04:02:36 PM

That concrete is not very level.

What concrete?

Amy · « **Reply #196 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:56:20 PM »

Quote from: bk on September 29, 2008, 04:42:19 PM

Hey, Amy - are you and your ever-lovin' comin' to the signing?

Yes, Bruce, we'll be there with bells on! Or perhaps we'll just wear our pantaloons. (And I should probably wear a shirt too, so we don't get arrested.) And it's at Mystery and Imagination in Glendale on Saturday, right? What time is it at? There's no time mentioned on the M&I web site.

Amy

Amy · « **Reply #197 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:58:02 PM »

In fact, Mark is telling me there's no mention of your appearance on the M&I web site at all. Mark thinks you should yell at them about that. The last author event mentioned is from August!

Amy

TCB · « **Reply #198 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:00:24 PM »

Thanks for all your good wishes and vibes. My blood pressure is down to 154 / 110, which is not good, but better.

S. Woody White · « **Reply #199 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:00:33 PM »

All right, here's the very worst joke I know

You have been warned.

What is the hardest thing for a fashinista to do after she's had a colostomy?

Find a bag and shoes that match.

You were warned.

MBarnum · « **Reply #200 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:02:20 PM »

DR Amy, you jokes gave me a huge laugh!

MBarnum · « **Reply #201 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:03:27 PM »

Well, DR TCB, if you would stop looking at pictures of construction workers your blood pressure might have a chance to get down to normal.

TCB · « **Reply #202 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:04:00 PM »

Quote from: MBarnum on September 29, 2008, 05:02:20 PM

DR Amy, you jokes gave me a huge laugh!

But she didn't even explain them!

TCB · « **Reply #203 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:05:11 PM »

Speaking of construction workers, what ever happened to that guy from the Diet Coke commercial?

bk · « **Reply #204 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:05:12 PM »

Signing is from two to four. I'll call them right now.

TCB · « **Reply #205 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:07:01 PM »

Quote from: bk on September 29, 2008, 05:05:12 PM

Signing is from two to four. I'll call them right now.

Will there be cake?

Amy · « **Reply #206 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:07:05 PM »

Mark is very busy at work today, but asked me to post this joke that he wrote himself. He's especially proud of it because he wrote it when he was just five years old.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Washington.
Washington who?
Washing tin so it will be clean.

Amy

Amy · « **Reply #207 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:13:03 PM »

Quote from: MBarnum on September 29, 2008, 05:02:20 PM

DR Amy, you jokes gave me a huge laugh!

I'm so glad! Except for the pirate joke, they're all insanely old and I always figure everyone has already heard them. But then again, since no one has tried to tell them to me since I first heard them, I hoped they might be new to at least some of you.

Amy

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #208 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:13:10 PM »

Quote from: TCB on September 29, 2008, 05:05:11 PM

Speaking of construction workers, what ever happened to that guy from the Diet Coke commercial?

He's now a restauranteur. I'll leave it to DR MBarnum to fill in the rest of the details since, IIRC, he paid a visit to Lucky Vanous' place during his last visit to L.A.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #209 on:** September 29, 2008, 05:16:30 PM »

Quote from: TCB on September 29, 2008, 05:05:11 PM

Speaking of construction workers, what ever happened to that guy from the Diet Coke commercial?

Go to Google images and type in "lucky vanous."

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