DR FJL, we need a Downtown Downton Abbey parody.
Was that a reference to the UPTURN GIRL parody about Christie Brinkley that I put in the "New York Times comment box" when she filled the box office coffers at CHICAGO? (If I've posted this here already, let me know and I'll edit this out.)
Over $900,000 for Christie Brinkley in CHICAGO!!! In the show’s 15th year!
UPTURN GIRL
Tune of UPTOWN GIRL
Upturn Girl
Christie’s rocking our investors’ world
We’d had a lot of times our weekly nut
May have suggested it was time to shut
It scared us but -
Now our Upturn Girl
Gets the audience from ‘round the world
As long as Christie’s here to sell a seat
No way we’re going downward in defeat
That's what we’ll tweet
And soon she’ll know what
The press will opi-i-ine
And soon she’ll hear
If they cheer or they whi-i-ine
She'll know if after all
She should stay
On through fall
She’s our Upturn Girl
You know that Barry likes to be a churl
But Barry’s smiling in our fifteenth year
And praying Christie still wants to appear
When summer’s here
Dough-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (2x)
Upturn Girl
There’s our Upturn Girl
Our grosses mean love
For our Upturn Girl
Our Upturn Girl
You know they’re in love
With our Upturn Girl