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Title: THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: bk on August 09, 2004, 11:59:37 PM
Well, you've read the notes, you've told the tales, the tales have told you and now it is time for you to post until the cows come home.  To it, you tellers of tales.
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Post by: Panni on August 10, 2004, 12:14:18 AM
Congrats on a good Dress, bk! (size 4 taffeta)

Fairy tales: I heard them all first in Hungarian. Fairy tales are actually pretty scary. Hansel and Gretel , Rumplestilskin, Snow White... Most of them have to do with people getting lost, orphaned, eaten or stranded. Shudder. But fun.
Children's Books: The Freddy the Pig series. I still belong to the Friends of Freddy.
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Post by: bk on August 10, 2004, 12:18:23 AM
I forgot to mention the one elderly gent who came up to me and shook my hand and said, "How wonderful to have a revue like they used to do them - one good song after another."  That's a wonderful complement because that's exactly what I wanted the show to be.
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Post by: Tomovoz on August 10, 2004, 12:31:59 AM
I grew up in a wold of Enid Blyton books which I loved.
I did have the usual fairy tales - but probably the "softened" versions. I didn't read them as they were writ until much much later.
My favourte "fairy" story is the far more recent "The Thief Of Always" by the wonderful Clive Barker. Very much the Bros Grimm take on story telling.

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Post by: Tomovoz on August 10, 2004, 12:33:12 AM
I so hope that everyone breaks the appropriate legs for the "What Ifs" BK. Would love to be there.
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Post by: Tomovoz on August 10, 2004, 12:34:53 AM
And to conclude my mini fenzy - I spent a delightful 40+ minutes with the charming Ben today.  The time went so fast.
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Post by: bk on August 10, 2004, 12:36:30 AM
I'm tired but wired.  Or am I wired but tired?  I should go to bed right this very minute but can't - not quite yet.  I do have a phoner interview at nine-thirty for the show, which I must be alert for, but when one is both tired and wired sometimes wired wins.  
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:34:23 AM
Favorite stories

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
The Noddie books were also available in Canada, but I don't think they are PC today. But never saw the Golliwog as anything more than just another character.

The first two books I also had on LP unedited. Alice was read by Cyril Ritchard. The cover's were the original illustrations. Don;t remember anything about the Wizard other than the original Sam Goody helped my parents with the selection
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:36:06 AM
Ok folks here are the photos

First of all here is the outside of Joe Allens. Perhaps the only real NY restaurant ever to be featured in a Broadway musical.

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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:37:33 AM
Here is a solo picture of DR Elmoore (Larry Moore) who you wouldn't know wasn't feeling a 100%
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:38:30 AM
Here is a picture of DR Ben who forgot to tell DR TD and I that it was his anniversary!
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:39:35 AM
Here is a picture of Tony Evita
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:40:40 AM
here is a picture of Larry, Curly and Moe
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:41:49 AM
Now a group shot taken by a dear fellow Joe Allener
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Post by: Danise on August 10, 2004, 03:43:45 AM
Morning all!  One thing about those meds--I slept like a stone and am well rested this morning.  By this afternoon I shall be back to the "stone age"  (or should that be "stoned age")  but right now I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed.   :)

I'm so happy for the cast/crew of What If!  Good job all!  I just wish I could be there to see it.  

Favorite Fairy Tale.  I have many but one of the ones that made an impact on me when I was growing up was the one about "Salt".  The king with 3 daughters and he wanted to leave his kingdom to one of them.  He asked each what they thought of him.  The first said he was the apple of her eye, the second said he was the sun in her sky, the third said he was the salt in her food!  He didn't like that and threw her out of his kingdom.  

To make a long story short,  the two who were left caused a civil war that tore the entire kingdom apart and the king was tossed out on his butt.

The daughter who he had thrown out had done well for herself and married a prince (of course).  The king was a begger at her door when she let him in.  

She ordered that he be fed but no salt was to be put in his food.  When he complained that the food didn't taste good, the lesson was learned.

That's the quick version but I always remembered that story.

Now that my tale is told, I have to go to work!  

Have a wonderful day all and good vibes to those who need them!   :)

You must have just posted those pictures, Michael.  I didn't see them when I started this post.  Who are all those handsome guys in front of Joe Allen?
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:43:58 AM
Larry and David Rogers. David is a trumpeter extraordinary. He has played on several BK recordings including Liz Callaway's Anywhere I Wonder.  He is currently on the pit for The Producers and on Sunday was playing with Tito Puente Jr's band
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:45:15 AM
Tony and DR Janet at the backstage door of The Richard Rodgers theater. Returning to their bygones days of Side Show
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:46:09 AM
And now Tony with Mr. Hugh Jackman in his finale costume from The Boy from Oz
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:47:47 AM
Another celebrity sighting. One of the stars of the Men in Black films.
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 03:48:36 AM
Here is the What If? Poster
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Post by: Jrand74 on August 10, 2004, 03:51:25 AM
Lovely photos!  Thanks MS!  

And yes thanks for correcting me DR RLP....it was David AMRAM who wrote the score for The Manchurian Candidate.....original!

Hmmmmmmmmm....sounds like the show went well...and I am sure it will get better and better!  You don't want to peak too early!  That's what our director Vickie always tells us!  Anyway....

I was always afraid of the Three Billy Goats Gruff....because I was afraid of trolls under bridges!  I always liked Cinderella and Snow White because they had happy endings, and Sleeping Beauty because I liked the movie.

My very favorite fairy tale was the Princess and the Pea!  Imagine discovering that you are royalty after all!!

Not sure, again, if I will have computer access until after rehearsal....so if not have a great day!
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Post by: Jrand74 on August 10, 2004, 03:52:49 AM
Here is your Allison Hayes picture of the week.

Ms Hayes with Mr Richard Garland (ex of Beverly) in Roger Corman's THE UNDEAD filmed in an old supermarket on Sunset and at the Witch's House in Beverly Hills.  8)
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Post by: Dan-in-Toronto on August 10, 2004, 04:41:36 AM
Thanks for the great photos, Michael.
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Post by: Ben on August 10, 2004, 06:00:39 AM
Ditto, Michael. I'm glad TD was able to join Hugh in the finale. Mr. Jackman is so nice to pick people out of the audience to join him on stage :-)

Larry, your solo picture looks great.
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Post by: William E. Lurie on August 10, 2004, 06:14:58 AM
I enjoyed the Uncle Wiggly books and later the Bobsey Twins.  And of course all the Dick and Jane books.

Last week we were discussing the suitability of Tracy Ullman as Winifred for the television version of ONCE UPON A MATTRESS.  I think a much better casting is an upcoming production in San Francisco with Lea daLaria.
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Post by: td on August 10, 2004, 06:28:16 AM
Ditto, Michael. I'm glad TD was able to join Hugh in the finale. Mr. Jackman is so nice to pick people out of the audience to join him on stage :-)

Larry, your solo picture looks great.

Not to mention the fact that Hugh "played" with another Anthony all through the evening. . .Anthony from Eastern Australia was sitting in a box all by himself, shoeless and having a blast!
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Post by: Jennifer on August 10, 2004, 06:52:33 AM
BK, DR Jose, and others CONGRATS on a great dress!
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Post by: Jennifer on August 10, 2004, 06:53:34 AM
Re: What IF

Is there a program or song order we can see?
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 10, 2004, 07:16:08 AM
TOD:  My favorite story as a child was Hansel and Gretle.  For some reason, their plight of being lost inthe woods and their encounter with the witch fascinated me to no end.  I had several different storybook versions--my particular favorite was done with a modern (for the early 60s) setting.

Another book I liked was Dr. Suess's One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish--complete silly nonsense that made me laugh out loud.  I also often read a book called 365 Bedtime Stories, which was actually a daily look at the lives of a group of children who lived on a dead-end street.  It had a sort of soap opera-ish feel to it that appealed to me even then.
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Post by: MBarnum on August 10, 2004, 07:17:50 AM
BK, I am very happy that things are going so well with WHAT IF?  :D

I see that it closes Sept. 18th! I will just miss it as I am planning on travelling down to L.A. October 2 and 3rd (if the budget allows) to attend the Ray Courts Show in Burbank! Perhaps it will be held over a few more weeks!!
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 10, 2004, 07:20:51 AM
Terrific JA pics, DR MS!  

Has anyone heard from DR Elmore?
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Post by: MBarnum on August 10, 2004, 07:21:44 AM
Hansel and Gretel would likely be my favorite fairy tale. I don't know why...I think it was that Gingerbread house that intrigued me. I also liked the story of the 5 Chinese Brothers.

Some of my favorite books as a kid were THE CONTENTED LITTLE PUSSY CAT by Ruth Keller, THE COLOR KITTENS, SUZY THE SQUIRREL, and RAGGEDY ANN AND ANDY'S PLEASE AND THANK YOU BOOK.
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 10, 2004, 07:31:05 AM
Page Two Dance:

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Post by: Jrand74 on August 10, 2004, 07:37:02 AM
So which one is Hugh Jackman and which one is Anthony?
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Post by: Jrand74 on August 10, 2004, 07:37:54 AM
Hopefully we will get DRJOSE's rundown on the WHAT IF performance last night.

Did you get your laughs, JOSE?  
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Post by: Jennifer on August 10, 2004, 07:45:48 AM
That dance it making me dizzy! :)
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Post by: George on August 10, 2004, 08:15:51 AM
Wonderful pictures from NY!!  I'll definitely post pictures from the PNW HHW Get Together in a couple of weeks!

As for fairy tales, I've posted about this before, but growing up, my sister and I had a book called "Hilda Boswell's Treasury of Children's Stories."  I think it was originally published in the late 60s or early 70s.  It was my favorite.  It has some not so well known stories illustrated by Hilda Boswell.  I thought I had lost the book but I found it while I was moving this past April.  My favorite was a story called "Through the Fire," about a sickly boy who helps the prince of the rain and the princess of the fire (or that could be backwards) who are in love with each other.  They can never touch because the fire princess would evaporate up the water prince or the water prince would put out the fire princess.  Anyway, the boy is taken to someone who has the annswer (and this magical person does) and the princess and the prince are able to live happily ever after!  For his help, the boy is given a magic belt that, when he puts it on, it disappears and he becomes healthy and strong for the rest of his life.  All of the stories have happy endings.

Here's a picture that I found on eBay (and cropped):
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Post by: S. Woody White on August 10, 2004, 08:21:02 AM
Great photos!

TOD:  A fave author of children's books (or, maybe, young adult, or 'tween, or something) was Edward Eager.  He would take a group of young people, quite ordinary, and give them some magical thing, which in turn would send them on magical adventures.

I've always particularly liked his first four books, Half Magic, Knight's Castle, Magic By the Lake, and The Time Garden.  (A neat twist: the heros and heroines of the second and fourth books are the children of the heroines and hero of the first and third books!  Yes, they all tie together!)

While running through Steven Suskin's Opening Nights on Broadway, putting all his basic info into a database for I-haven't-decided-what-use-later, I ran across Eager's name a couple of times.  Earlier in his career, he had been a lyricist for a couple of Broadway shows: Dream with Music (1944), which he wrote with composer Clay Warnick, and The Liar (1950), with composer John Mundy.  For the latter, Eager co-wrote the book with Alfred Drake.  

Eager may never have been a big Broadway name, but I'm glad to say his books for young readers are still in print!
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Post by: bk on August 10, 2004, 08:30:51 AM
We could possibly extend one week more, but then the theater is booked.  We should only be so lucky.  The song order is as follows:

ACT ONE
We'll Do a Revue  Company
Show Me (the Mary Rodgers song, not the Lerner and Loewe song)  Alet
What if Bock and Harnick had written A Chorus Line  Company
Times Like This  Tammy
Something  Paul
At the Same Time Tammy and Ryan
What if Irving Berlin had written West Side Story  Company
A Little Lift  Susanne
Millions of Men  Paul
What if Alan Menken and Howard Ashman had written Phantom of the Opera  Company
When You're Waiting For Love  Alet
Joshua Noveck  Tammy
Parsley  Ryan
The Yiddish Sondheim Company

ACT TWO
What if Rodgers and Hammerstein had written Assassins  Company
I Don't Need You  Ryan
What if Frank Loesser had written The King and I  Ryan and Paul
A Slight Neurotic  Susanne
Foolin' Ourselves Paul and Ryan
What if Frank Loesser and Jerry Herman had written Sweeney Todd  Company
Simply  Tammy
Better  Susanne
Broadway Coming Attractions  Company
Chinese Food in Bed  Ryan
If I Can't Take it With Me  Alet
What if Stephen Sondheim had written Bye Bye Birdie  Company
We'll Do a Revue (reprise) Company

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Post by: Jrand74 on August 10, 2004, 08:31:32 AM
I am eating a Maple Bun.  It is very good.

Where is DR Jose so we can hear all about his What If experience?
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Post by: Jrand74 on August 10, 2004, 08:33:42 AM
The show sounds like so much fun.  

No Guy Haines appearance huh?
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Post by: Michael on August 10, 2004, 08:36:50 AM
So which one is Hugh Jackman and which one is Anthony?

Hugh Jackman is the one standing next to Martin Mull
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Post by: Jennifer on August 10, 2004, 08:37:41 AM
BK, can you tell us how the What If numbers are performed.  Does each person say a line or do they all sing them all?
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Post by: Matt H. on August 10, 2004, 08:42:10 AM
Thanks for the pics from NYC, DR Michael. It makes me feel closer to all of you seeing you in a spot I also know so well.
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Post by: Matt H. on August 10, 2004, 08:46:31 AM
I'd have to say PETER PAN was my all-time favorite fairy tale. It's fascinated me ever since I first saw the Disney movie (must have been 5 or so), and all of the other incarnations of it have always charmed me.
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Post by: S. Woody White on August 10, 2004, 08:47:17 AM
Time to get ready for work.  Later.

Interesting song line-up, BK.
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Post by: Matt H. on August 10, 2004, 09:07:10 AM
The revue looks like a very good time. I will be very unhappy if it doesn't produce a cast recording. And that post card would make for a gorgeous CD cover.
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Post by: MBarnum on August 10, 2004, 09:14:27 AM
Michael Shayne, those pics from NY are  great! What fun you guys must have had! I am envious! But we will soon be having our own HHW get together in the Port of Land, Oregon! And it will be splendid with DRs galore!
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Post by: MBarnum on August 10, 2004, 09:17:11 AM
We could possibly extend one week more, but then the theater is booked.  We should only be so lucky.  The song order is as follows:



Well, darn! I was hoping to be able to attend and seeing Mr. Paul Haber in the flesh! Perhaps he would be willing to re-enact the whole show for me when I am down!
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Post by: Ron Pulliam on August 10, 2004, 09:51:16 AM
I'd have to say PETER PAN was my all-time favorite fairy tale. It's fascinated me ever since I first saw the Disney movie (must have been 5 or so), and all of the other incarnations of it have always charmed me.

I like them, too....except for "Hook."

It's amazing to me the number of films Robin Williams has made in which he's sucked the life right out of them.

"Mrs. Doubtfire" being the exception...
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Post by: Ron Pulliam on August 10, 2004, 10:04:31 AM


And yes thanks for correcting me DR RLP....it was David AMRAM who wrote the score for The Manchurian Candidate.....original!

Well, gosh....I sure didn't want it come off as a correction...just as a push toward remembering what you'd misremembered....
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Post by: Jay on August 10, 2004, 10:07:32 AM
Congrats on the successful dress!  We can all feel your growing enthusiasm, Dear BK.  Looking forward to Thursday's opening!
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Post by: Jay on August 10, 2004, 10:14:26 AM
My favorite book from when I was a child is "What Do You Say, Dear?" by Sesyle Joslin, with illustrations by Maurice Sendak.

Good manners were important to me even at that young age.
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Post by: bk on August 10, 2004, 10:35:44 AM
Each What If is different - sometimes they are group numbers, and sometimes there are solos.  The choreography was getting big laughs last night.
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Post by: bk on August 10, 2004, 10:41:15 AM
Adelphia has been down for the last two hours.  Finally able to get on the Internet but it's fairly sluggish.
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Post by: Panni on August 10, 2004, 11:00:49 AM
I only have two words to say: "Adelphia Blech!"
Not only could I not access HHW, but I couldn't google info I needed for my writing. May I once again say "Blech!"

On a happier note... Great photos from NY!

Charming Page Two Dance.

(So many typos! Blecccchhhh!)
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 10, 2004, 11:49:10 AM
What childrens' books have y'all discovered and fell in love with in your adulthood?  

When I was in college a friend gave me a copy of Who Needs Donuts by Mark Alan Stamaty.  I love this book!  Stamaty's illustrations are like something out of Mad Magazine in that there is something funny to look at in almost every square inch of the page.  I lost my copy to my nephew when he was about six or seven.  I hope I can get it back from him someday.
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Post by: Dan-in-Toronto on August 10, 2004, 12:19:57 PM
"Billy Had A System" was either the first or one of the first books I picked out and borrowed from the library. I was so taken by it that I borrowed it over and over again. My parents breathed a huge sigh of relief when I finally moved on to something else.
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Post by: MBarnum on August 10, 2004, 12:20:50 PM
Dan The Man, I recently purchased some Raggedy Ann and Andy story books for my grand-neice that are reproductions of the originals from the early 1900s...the illustrations are beautiful and the adventures of those two dolls and their buddies are a lot of fun! Almost Wizard of Oz like.

There have been a few others that I have picked up for her as well that are really nice.
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Post by: Jennifer on August 10, 2004, 12:20:51 PM
Where is everyone today?
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Post by: Dan-in-Toronto on August 10, 2004, 12:23:18 PM
Good manners were important to me even at that young age.

Jay,

After being invited to dinner, do you send your host a note? And is it an old-fashioned thank you or an e-mail? The DP does not think an e-mailed thank you is acceptable. Your opinion?
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Post by: td on August 10, 2004, 12:27:00 PM
So which one is Hugh Jackman and which one is Anthony?

The thinner one is Hugh.   ;)
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Post by: Jrand74 on August 10, 2004, 12:48:48 PM
Stop saying THAT!!
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Post by: bk on August 10, 2004, 12:55:06 PM
Might I just ask where in tarnation IS everyone?  Hard to believe but in a mere 500 posts or so we will achieve our new landmark.
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Post by: td on August 10, 2004, 01:15:49 PM
Stop saying THAT!!

Remember, DR Jrand, the camera adds weight, doesn't take it away. . .
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Post by: Sandra on August 10, 2004, 01:24:14 PM
I'm glad What If was such a hit. Congrats to BK and Jose.

I, of course, love the Harry Potter books and the Arthur books. I particularly like D.W. the Picky Eater.

I'm hungry.
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Post by: bk on August 10, 2004, 01:25:44 PM
Well, we don't know if it's a HIT yet, but, for a first time with an audience it went very well.  It needs to go better, however, and we'll be working on those items that have fallen short of what I want them to be today.
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Post by: Matt H. on August 10, 2004, 01:35:14 PM
What childrens' books have y'all discovered and fell in love with in your adulthood?  


A WRINKLE IN TIME
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Post by: Matt H. on August 10, 2004, 01:36:51 PM
I started to amend my PETER PAN statement with "except HOOK," but figured I've railed enough against that terrible movie.
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Post by: Matt H. on August 10, 2004, 01:39:04 PM
Just loved seeing the preview version of MY DARLING CLEMENTINE today. What gorgeous images John Ford created. Just stunning all the way around. I also watched part of the documentary on the differences between the preview and release versions, but didn't quite get to the end of it. I'll pick back up on it later today.
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Post by: William E. Lurie on August 10, 2004, 01:41:15 PM
I know that children's books have changed with the times, but I never thought I'd see a list of best-selling children's books featuring a title like "Walter the Farting Dog".
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Post by: Panni on August 10, 2004, 01:45:06 PM
Been writing like crazy this morning. I'm sitting at the computer with a toothpick in my mouth, talking to myself (playing all the characters, actually) as I type furiously. Forgot my daughter was here. I think she was staring at me, thinking I am totally nuts. She's now gone out to do some errands and reflect on her crazy mudder.
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Post by: Jay on August 10, 2004, 01:50:05 PM
Jay,

After being invited to dinner, do you send your host a note? And is it an old-fashioned thank you or an e-mail? The DP does not think an e-mailed thank you is acceptable. Your opinion?

A handwritten expression of gratitude, using blue-black ink on cream vellum, is the only proper manner with which to acknowledge one's hosts' hospitality.
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Post by: Jane on August 10, 2004, 01:51:42 PM
I forgot to mention the one elderly gent who came up to me and shook my hand and said, "How wonderful to have a revue like they used to do them - one good song after another."  That's a wonderful complement because that's exactly what I wanted the show to be.

Really nice.  :D I sure wish I could go to the show.  :'(
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Post by: JoseSPiano on August 10, 2004, 01:59:56 PM
Good Morning! Good Afternoon!

I'm here, I'm here. ;)

I got back to the apartment last night in time to catch "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" - Bill Clinton was the guest... And then I proceeded to fall into bed, and the next thing I knew it was this morning.

It certainly was nice to have an audience last night.  For me, at least, they provided - through their applause - a few extra precious moments for me to make my own transitions from number to number.  Tempo.  Feel/Mood.  The Page Turns. ;)  There are still a few adjustments I need to make - well, more like, modify - but I'm feeling better about my contributions to the evening.

The hardest part for me - and this happens with any type of revue show - is the endurance aspect of it - both physically and mentally.  I have a lot of notes to play, and a lot of "other things" to keep in mind.  The only real "breaks" I have are during the "What If" set-ups - but even then I'm providing a tremolo underneath the announcements.  Oh, and I do get a nice break in the second half during the Coming Attractions sequence.  *Which truly is very funny.  In any case, as long as I keep a supply of protein/energy bars in my bag, I'm set for the evening.

Well, time for me to get the rest of my day in gear.

Laters...
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Post by: Matt H. on August 10, 2004, 02:13:37 PM
The hardest part for me - and this happens with any type of revue show - is the endurance aspect of it - both physically and mentally.  I have a lot of notes to play, and a lot of "other things" to keep in mind.  
Laters...

My musical director for AND THE WORLD GOES 'ROUND told me that at the end of a performance, his fingers and forearms were severely aching from so many notes to play, especially since the bass and drums were the only other instruments on-stage. He carried the show, and it was daunting.

My hat's off to you, DR Jose.
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Post by: Ron Pulliam on August 10, 2004, 02:19:26 PM
That put me in mind of Wally Harper accompanying Barbara Cook in her Sondheim Concert....90-plus non-stop minutes of music and song.

And the arrangements were incredible.

Jose truly has the "flow" of the show in his fingertips!!!
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Post by: Panni on August 10, 2004, 02:26:37 PM
I can't decide whether I'm freezing of boiling as I work. I keep my ratty TV Guide free with your subscription sweatshirt by my chair and keep taking it off and putting it on. I realize this is monumentally boring if you're not intimately involved -- but thought I'd share.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Matt H. on August 10, 2004, 02:35:06 PM
We've been enjoying the most un-August like cool spell since last Friday. Alas, the cold front has moved on and now we're back to really humid days in the mid-80s. It could be far worse, mind you, but those nights in the 50s and days in the 70s were heaven.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jay on August 10, 2004, 02:35:20 PM
I can't decide whether I'm freezing of boiling as I work. I keep my ratty TV Guide free with your subscription sweatshirt by my chair and keep taking it off and putting it on. I realize this is monumentally boring if you're not intimately involved -- but thought I'd share.

Sounds like

The Change

to me.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: td on August 10, 2004, 03:12:41 PM
THE SECRET GARDEN
MANDY
THE LAST OF THE REALLY GREAT WANGDOODLES
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
CHARLIE AND THE GREAT GLASS ELEVATOR
THE NEVERENDING STORY
NATIONAL VELVET
THE YEARLING
CURIOUS GEORGE

I'm sure I'll think of more  TOD entries before long.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Panni on August 10, 2004, 03:41:50 PM
Jay - A gentleman who knows just the right paper and ink for thank you notes, should know not to discuss THE CHANGE with a lady.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Panni on August 10, 2004, 03:43:29 PM
...PLUS the reason I'm hot and cold is because when I'm deep in the throes of writing, I sometimes perspire, other times shiver. Sort of like having sex with your laptop. (Feel free to run with this.)
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 10, 2004, 03:48:02 PM
SCI-FI Channel tonight at 9PM:

Charles Pogue's Sword and Sandal mealticket:

"KULL - THE CONQUERER"

der Brucer



Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 10, 2004, 03:49:50 PM
Saw a bumper sticker for Emily:

GUN CONTROL
MEANS
USING BOTH HANDS
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Danise on August 10, 2004, 03:53:21 PM
Evening all!

I have some questions for DR Jose.  I know with the new keyboards, your not just playing piano but all kinds of instruments.  How do you manage to keep it all straight and turn the pages of the music?  

Don't your fingers/hands hurt after all of that playing?  Do you wear those gloves like some people wear to type with?  

Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Danise on August 10, 2004, 03:58:37 PM
Panni, I hope you are not coming down with something.  

I had something else I wanted to say/ask and it went clean out of my head.  I'll have to think what it was.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jay on August 10, 2004, 04:00:36 PM
...PLUS the reason I'm hot and cold is because when I'm deep in the throes of writing, I sometimes perspire, other times shiver. Sort of like having sex with your laptop. (Feel free to run with this.)

Oh great.  So now tonight I'll dream of hard drives and docking stations.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Danise on August 10, 2004, 04:01:12 PM
In the meantime (let's make that waltz time)--one of the best bumper stickers I ever saw was:

Start a movement--Eat a prune.  

Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: bk on August 10, 2004, 04:03:53 PM
Had a spot of bad news this afternoon - will have to deal with it after we open, but, of course, could use all the excellent vibes and xylophones we can get in this neck of the woods.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: bk on August 10, 2004, 04:04:16 PM
Nothing to do with the show, of course, just bothersome personal crap.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jay on August 10, 2004, 04:11:54 PM
Had a spot of bad news this afternoon - will have to deal with it after we open, but, of course, could use all the excellent vibes and xylophones we can get in this neck of the woods.

Sending a whole #&%@ing percussion section your way!
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 10, 2004, 04:13:57 PM
My musical director for AND THE WORLD GOES 'ROUND told me that at the end of a performance, his fingers and forearms were severely aching from so many notes to play, especially since the bass and drums were the only other instruments on-stage. He carried the show, and it was daunting.

My hat's off to you, DR Jose.

Lucky for Jose - he gets paid by the note 8)
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 10, 2004, 04:16:47 PM
A BIT OF ELITIST LEVITY
[/b]

Leroy ...

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.  She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest--he is Leroy."

"OK, and who's next?"

"Well, this one he is Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!  "All right," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here...Are they ALL named Leroy?"

Their mother replied, "Well, yes--it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' And when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' and they all come running.' And if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"

"I call them by their last names."
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Ron Pulliam on August 10, 2004, 04:17:48 PM
Oh great.  So now tonight I'll dream of hard drives and docking stations.

That reminds of something screenwriter Ernest Lehman confides in the documentary feature on the DVD of "North By Northwest" -- it has to do with the final scene, which he wrote as a train going into the distance.

Hitch used symbolism and showed the train rushing into a tunnel....Lehman said he wishes he'd thought of it, but it was pure Hitchcock.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 10, 2004, 04:19:09 PM
A HOUSEKEEPER'S CREED

 1. I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
(I am compassionate.)

2. I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
(I am careful and poor.)

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because... they are very good company.  I have named some of them, and they agree with everything I say.
(I am imaginative.)

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders.
(This is actually not true, my family HATES spiders!!! but... I am kind.)

5. I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
(I am fair-minded.)

6. I don't plant a garden because... I don't want to get in God's way,  He is an excellent designer.
(I am courteous.)

7. I don't put things away because... my family will never be able to find them again.
(I am considerate.)

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over to dinner.
(I am thoughtful.)

9. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "permanent press".
(I am trusting.)

10. I don't stress much on anything because... "A-Type Personalities" die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled-up, crusty, old woman!!!  
(I am ornery.)


Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Ron Pulliam on August 10, 2004, 04:19:22 PM
Nothing to do with the show, of course, just bothersome personal crap.

Good feelings are moving down the coast from Oakland and seeking you out.  Positive thoughts abound.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jay on August 10, 2004, 04:21:00 PM
Lucky for Jose - he gets paid by the note 8)

You laugh.


Quote
We're being fiddled, say violinists
AP, Berlin
Wednesday March 24, 2004
The Guardian

Violinists at a German orchestra are suing for a pay rise on the grounds that they play many more notes per concert than their musical colleagues - a litigation that the orchestra's director yesterday called "absurd".

The 16 violinists at the Beethoven Orchestra, in the former West German capital Bonn argue that they work more than their colleagues who play instruments including the flute, oboe and trombone.

The violinists also say that a collective bargaining agreement that gives bonuses to performers who play solos is unjust.

But the orchestra's director Laurentius Bonitz said it was unreasonable to compare playing a musical instrument with other jobs.

"The suit is ridiculous," Bonitz said in a telephone interview. "It's absurd."

He also argued that soloists and musicians in other leading roles - such as the orchestra's two oboe players - should perhaps make more money.

"Maybe it's an interesting legal question but musically, it's very clear to everyone," Bonitz said.

The case is scheduled to go before a labour judge later this year.



Guardian Unlimited © Guardian Newspapers Limited 2004
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Danise on August 10, 2004, 04:21:22 PM
Good vibes to you, Bruce, for whatever it is.  

[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/move]

I remembered what I wanted to say!  I turned my T-shirt designs in today.  I will let you know which (if any) of them they pick.  I think I know which one they will go for but I don't want to say and jinx it.



Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Ron Pulliam on August 10, 2004, 04:22:23 PM
Sort of like having sex with your laptop. (Feel free to run with this.)

DR Panni, taking this advice makes running, not to mention walking, nearly out of the question.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jay on August 10, 2004, 04:23:46 PM
That reminds of something screenwriter Ernest Lehman confides in the documentary feature on the DVD of "North By Northwest" -- it has to do with the final scene, which he wrote as a train going into the distance.

Hitch used symbolism and showed the train rushing into a tunnel....Lehman said he wishes he'd thought of it, but it was pure Hitchcock.

Shall we discuss the sequence of repetitive opening of doors in Spellbound?
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: bk on August 10, 2004, 04:27:07 PM
On my way to rehearsal.  I'll have a full report for you after tonight's show.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Dan-in-Toronto on August 10, 2004, 04:39:10 PM
excellent vibes and xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxylophones galore to BK
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jane on August 10, 2004, 04:40:46 PM
THE UGLY DUCKLING
THE FROG KING
THE TWELVE DANCING PRINESSES
SNOW-WHITE AND ROSE RED
THE SHOEMAKER AND THE ELVES
SEVEN IN ONE BLOW
SIX SWANS  

The THREE LITTLE PIGS made me feel safe as I lived in a brick house. ;D

Convinced I would feel the pea under the mattresses the PRINCESS AND THE PEA was a favorite until I realized I would rather not be so delicate.

CINDERELLA was the fairy tale I loved and identified with the most. :)



Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jane on August 10, 2004, 04:44:32 PM
DtM nice new avatar. :)

Michael Shayne great, wonderful and fun photos from the NY trip. :D

Danise good luck with the t-shirt design and good vibes one will be chosen.

Bruce sorry about your bad news- sending excellent vibes and xylophones your way.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jane on August 10, 2004, 04:53:16 PM
Favorite children’s books:
BABAR
MADELINE
GRIMMS FAIRY TALES
HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSON STORIES
AESOP’S FABLES

I also loved all the horse stories, THE BLACK STALLION, FLAME THE ISLAD STALLION, etc.

Most of the children’s books I read were later on.  In high school I discovered THE SECRECT GARDEN.

Matt H I agree with A WRINKLE IN TIME, a book my son gave me to read.  



Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 10, 2004, 05:00:15 PM
TOD

Favorite Children's Book:

(http://www.diannevetromile.com/Thumbs/DB111502A1.jpg)

der Brucer

(And thanks to you, BK, I now have an order in to a book-seller for this book for $98 so my grandkids can enjoy)
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Ben on August 10, 2004, 05:02:35 PM
Vibes galore to the West Coast for BK


[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~[/move]



Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Ben on August 10, 2004, 05:04:25 PM
Harold and the Purple Crayon

Babar

Curious George

I remember one line from a children's book that I loved but I can't find it anywhere. I've tried googling the line but to no avail. Ah, well some things are not meant to be repeated. Jonathan Wanathan Higgins McGee was the name of the character in the book.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Emily on August 10, 2004, 05:11:14 PM
Saw a bumper sticker for Emily:

GUN CONTROL
MEANS
USING BOTH HANDS

LOL Der Brucer.

I will give you gun-nutz well-deserved praise when it comes to crafting slogans (but of course - I will also disagree! :D)
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jane on August 10, 2004, 05:11:22 PM
CONTINUED GOOD HEALTH VIBES FOR ELMORE!

Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Danise on August 10, 2004, 05:17:54 PM
I was always an avid reader when I was a kid.  I owe that to my Mom because I can remember all of the little Golden books she used to sit and read to me until I learned to read on my own.

I loved the Red, Blue, Green, Etc storybooks and still have them.  I also remember that my parents never put any kind of restriction on what I chose to read.  I’ll never forget that I was in my very early teens or possibly twelve when I read, “My Wicked, Wicked Ways” by Errol Flynn.  It was, shall we say, an education.  

My Mom blames my nearsightedness on my “always having my nose in a book.”  I’m not sure how true that is but I don’t read nearly as much as I used to.  I have a book for my lunch at work but more often than not I get caught up in some conversation and the book takes me weeks to finish.  I could read on the bus as well but again, I have friends that I chat with.  

One is going to teach me how to knit.   I did know how but can’t quite figure it out again.  What a tangled thread…hummm that’s not quite right, is it?  Well, I am very good at making tangles.  You’ll have to give me that.

I have discovered something very, very bad.  We had them at a party at work the other day. They are called Mario Fancy Cocktail Onions.   They are a salt- aholic ‘s dream and worst night mare.  I can’t get enough of them!  Vinegar and salt.  Yum! I bought 3 bottles of them, ate a whole bottle in one sitting the other night and drank all the juice.  I’m eating bottle #2 as I type this.  If I don’t stop, I’m going to bloat big time from all of the salt but I can’t seem to stop myself. I keep telling myself, “Just one more.  Just one more!”
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jane on August 10, 2004, 05:22:58 PM
Now I know why my eyesight is so bad-that nose in the book thing.  :D  All this time I thought I had damaged my body from walking into walls and off steps while having the book in my nose. ;D

Danise stop eating those onions!
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 10, 2004, 05:24:20 PM
Another childhood favorite was "Dickon Among the Indians" - the tale of a ship-wrecked English boy raised by the Lenape indians. The book is loaded with details of how the Indians lived on the East Coast (PA-NJ-DE) in the 18th Century. Filled with lots of line drawings and diagrams.

der Brucer (at least I can get this on Amazon)
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 10, 2004, 05:27:44 PM

I have discovered something very, very bad.  We had them at a party at work the other day. They are called Mario Fancy Cocktail Onions.   They are a salt- aholic ‘s dream and worst night mare.  I can’t get enough of them!  Vinegar and salt.  Yum! I bought 3 bottles of them, ate a whole bottle in one sitting the other night and drank all the juice.  I’m eating bottle #2 as I type this.  If I don’t stop, I’m going to bloat big time from all of the salt but I can’t seem to stop myself. I keep telling myself, “Just one more.  Just one more!”


They are best soaked over-night in Vermouth before adding them to your Martini ::)

der always-a-big-help Brucer
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 10, 2004, 05:30:39 PM

My Mom blames my nearsightedness on my “always having my nose in a book.”  

That's what Moms say to girls. For boys the "You'll go blind" is reserved for other occasions.

der font-of-knowledge Bruce
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Joey on August 10, 2004, 05:31:32 PM
~Good vibes and xylophones to bk~

I can't even think of which fairy tale was my favorite. I think I enjoyed them all. One thing that caught me as I was reading bk's column was he kept using the word tale over and over again. I was trying to resist but I have bit of fun news. I am "slightly" obssessed with a musical trying to get to Broadway (A Tale of Two Cities) Playbill has covered it twice in two recent articles. I really wanted to go to one of the upcoming presentations but I have a prior commitment. (and there is the little matter of finding a way to New York.)  ;D Anyway there is a presentation August 19 and 20th at the Little Shubert in New York. The Playbill article today said they might release some tickets to the public. (It was to be an industry only presentation.) I am very happy because now some people I know who were interested in going may get to go. Ok I know it is sort of not that big but it excited me and makes me happy so I thought I'd share.  :P
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jane on August 10, 2004, 05:41:31 PM
Joey that is a nice story and we now know a little more about you. :)
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Danise on August 10, 2004, 05:41:57 PM
MMMMMM--what did you say, Jane?  Remember I don't hear so well these days!

I think I like my onions straight out of the bottle.  
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Danise on August 10, 2004, 05:44:07 PM
And my nose is stuck in a book!   :D
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 10, 2004, 05:55:05 PM
I am "slightly" obssessed with a musical trying to get to Broadway (A Tale of Two Cities) Playbill has covered it twice in two recent articles.

I noticed! Your Website (http://web.bsu.edu/jjgunn/totc.htm) posts a  link to a very slow website Tale of 2 Cities (http://www.ataleof2cities.com/)

der Brucer

Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jane on August 10, 2004, 06:00:57 PM
Hi Evil Twin.  Nice pic of you Michael posted.  :)
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Evil Twin on August 10, 2004, 06:12:25 PM
Thanks.  Even though TD is my twin, you don't often see him in photo's.  Don't know how that works!  It is nice to have one of us together. ;)
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 10, 2004, 06:12:59 PM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]<><><><><> EXCELLENT VIBES AND XYLOPHONES FOR BK <><><><><>[/move]
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jane on August 10, 2004, 06:25:12 PM
Has anyone heard from DR Elmore?

He is hurting, so just keep sending those good vibes.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jane on August 10, 2004, 06:27:18 PM
SwishySarah hi.  :)  We heard you have been having a busy summer.  Has it been fun as well?
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 10, 2004, 06:43:29 PM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]~ ~ ~ ~ ~ PAIN FREE VIBES FOR DR ELMORE ~ ~ ~ ~ ~[/move]
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Joey on August 10, 2004, 06:48:28 PM
I noticed! Your Website (http://web.bsu.edu/jjgunn/totc.htm) posts a  link to a very slow website Tale of 2 Cities (http://www.ataleof2cities.com/)

der Brucer



Are you on dial-up Der Brucer? If so I apologize. I am going to be nice and put another link up there that skips the animation at the beginning and just goes to the main page. I am so used to Cable and being on a LAN at school that I forget other people don't necessarily have the same connection speed.

[move=up,scroll,6,transparent,100%]~Healing vibes for DR Elmore!~[/move]
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: George on August 10, 2004, 06:50:35 PM
[move=RIGHT,scroll,6,transparent,100%]~~~~HEALING VIBES FOR D.R. ELMORE!!~~~~[/move]
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: George on August 10, 2004, 06:53:44 PM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]~~~~AND LOTS OF VIBES  AND XYLOPHONES AND OTHER ASSORTED PERCUSSION INSTRUMENTS FOR BK!!~~~~[/move]
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: George on August 10, 2004, 06:55:14 PM
And finally (long post):

I remember one line from a children's book that I loved but I can't find it anywhere. I've tried googling the line but to no avail. Ah, well some things are not meant to be repeated. Jonathan Wanathan Higgins McGee was the name of the character in the book.

Ben, CLICK HERE (http://www.logan.com/loganberry/solved-xyz.html) for a little more information.  According to that site, what you remember is "The Yellow Cat" by Betty Ren Wright. It is a Tell-A-Tale book and a Fuzzy Wuzzy Book Copyright, MCMLII [1952], by Whitman Publishing Company, Racine, Wisconsin."  Here's an excerpt:

"The strangest thing that ever could be,"
Said Jonathan Wonathan Higgens McGee,"
Is a yellow cat with purple ears,
A flouncy, pouncy kind of cat, With pointed, purple ears.  
But I'll never see that. NOT A YELLOW CAT!"

Yet there she was by his bouncy bed,
Washing her paws and cocking her head,
Drinking her tea from a silver cup,
Saying, "Jonathan Wonathan Higgens McGee, GET UP!"

Jonathan Wonathan Higgens McGee
Jumped out of bed in a one-two-three,
Put on his coat and his tie and his spats,
"Said, "There's no such thing as yellow cats."

Jonathan Wonathan shook his head.
"Now the cat is gone and I'm glad," he said.
"I'll never believe in a yellow cat."
Something wiggled under his hat.
With claws
On its paws.
Jonathan chased her around the room
With a cane and a map and a prickly broom,
Till his wife said "Stop!"
And they all said "Stop!"
"We're pos-i-tive-ly certain that
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A YELLOW CAT!"

When one works for a library, there are advantages to being in the same building as the Reference Department!

And if you go HERE (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=279&item=7914932059&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW), you'll find a copy on eBay...and the seller is from Olympia, where I live!!  Here's the pic:

(http://www.promisedplanet.com/EbayScans/YellowCat.jpg)
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jane on August 10, 2004, 07:03:20 PM
The Yellow Cat is very cute.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Jennifer on August 10, 2004, 08:18:21 PM
Good vibes to BK and again to DR Elmore.  I really hope your back feels better.  Please take care. ~~~~~~.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: MBarnum on August 10, 2004, 08:26:40 PM
Vibes for BK

  [move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]  ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   :D   ;D    ;D   ;D   ;)   ;D   :)   ;)   ;D  [/move]
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: MBarnum on August 10, 2004, 08:27:41 PM
and vibes for Elmore3003, too

  [move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]  :o   ;D   ;)   :)   :)   :)   :)   :)   :)   :)   :)   :)   :)   :)   :-*  [/move]
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: S. Woody White on August 10, 2004, 08:40:20 PM
I only have two words to say: "Adelphia Blech!"
Not only could I not access HHW, but I couldn't google info I needed for my writing. May I once again say "Blech!"

On a happier note... Great photos from NY!

Charming Page Two Dance.

(So many typos! Blecccchhhh!)
Panni, you are one of the few people who I would recommend getting a back-up access system.  If at all possible.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: S. Woody White on August 10, 2004, 08:47:48 PM
I know that children's books have changed with the times, but I never thought I'd see a list of best-selling children's books featuring a title like "Walter the Farting Dog".
AKA Walter Canus Inflatus. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/158394110X/qid=1092195851/sr=1-4/ref=sr_1_4/104-5770511-0927105?v=glance&s=books)  Yes, it's true!  It's been translated into Latin (as all true classics should be)!
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: S. Woody White on August 10, 2004, 08:53:42 PM
I can't decide whether I'm freezing of boiling as I work. I keep my ratty TV Guide free with your subscription sweatshirt by my chair and keep taking it off and putting it on. I realize this is monumentally boring if you're not intimately involved -- but thought I'd share.
Film at eleven?

 :o

 ;D
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: S. Woody White on August 10, 2004, 08:59:36 PM
A HOUSEKEEPER'S CREED
...
Now, if only der B could explain the hot flashes.
Title: Re:THE TELLER OF TALES
Post by: Matt H. on August 10, 2004, 09:05:08 PM
Spent a very unremarkable evening watching TV and just relaxing.

Up tomorrow on DVD: AMERICAN BUFFALO. Another of those DVDs that's been sitting on the to-watch shelf for years!
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Post by: S. Woody White on August 10, 2004, 09:06:40 PM
Vibes for Elmore, vibes for BK.

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Post by: S. Woody White on August 10, 2004, 09:08:20 PM
I tried making fried tomatoes for der Brucer's dinner tonight.  They didn't turn out too badly, but I need more practice.

Which means I need more tomatoes.
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Post by: DearReaderLaura on August 10, 2004, 09:22:28 PM
Good vibes and best wished to BK.

Good vibes to DR Elmore.

I have been in another mind-numbing meeting tonight, and now my mind is numb.
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Post by: Tomovoz on August 10, 2004, 09:54:25 PM
I have not dared mention before but the next Australian written etc musical to get a large scale production here is "Eureka - the Musical". I heard a song today,  used as a promotion. I do hope it is recorded so I can share how awful it is.  why why why.

This may even be worse than the truly bad "Paris". (at least that one called itself a Rock Opera. Some years ago "Australia - the Musical" was staged. It died very early.  I think the last mega buck production failure was a high tech version of "Peter Pan".. The world does not need more Peter Pans nor more "A Christmas Carol/Scrooge" musicals, films etc.
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Post by: Panni on August 10, 2004, 10:06:08 PM
Adelphia was down again. Blech.

For those who expressed concern about my shivers, thank you, but I'm totally fine, just writing symptoms.
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Post by: Tomovoz on August 10, 2004, 10:07:31 PM
My father has his 98th birthday today (tomorrow!). He still has a few of his marbles in place too. I intend to bleed my superannuation pension fund dry  - assuming I have some of those genes!
He was a good amateur ventriloquist and practised the art until he was nearly 70. As I did not grow up knowing him at all I was not his dummy. (only met my dad about 15 years ago)
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Post by: Tomovoz on August 10, 2004, 10:15:08 PM
Just realised that my father is even older than TCB who has a birthday in less than two weeks.
I see you lurking TCB. Especially good vibes to Elmore and TCB for those ongoing back problems.
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Post by: TCB on August 10, 2004, 10:22:40 PM
Panni -- Bravo, my lady!  Tiger Cruise was delightful.  I have been telling, everyone I know, not to miss this wonderful little film on The Disney Channel.




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Post by: td on August 10, 2004, 10:27:40 PM
Just realised that my father is even older than TCB who has a birthday in less than two weeks.
I see you lurking TCB. Especially good vibes to Elmore and TCB for those ongoing back problems.

hear! Hear!  get TCB out of lurkdom and into Pittsburgh!
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Post by: bk on August 10, 2004, 10:52:50 PM
I'm back and to prove it, I'm here.  Show was better tonight - tighter, better paced and better performed, but I'll talk about that in the notes, which I must write right now or, at the very least, which I must right write now.
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Post by: Panni on August 10, 2004, 11:15:07 PM
Thank you, TCB! Good to see you here again!
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Post by: Panni on August 10, 2004, 11:16:09 PM
And one for Gustav!