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Title: ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 25, 2004, 11:59:17 PM
Well, you've read the notes, you know what kick I'm currently on, therefore it is time for you to post until the Ding Dong cows come home or, at the very least, until the Ding Dong Wicked Witch is dead. ::) ;D :D
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 12:06:26 AM
Oops (spoo, spelled backwards) - should have checked our calendar - we've got two count them two big birthdays to celebrate!  The notes have been updated to reflect that very thing.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 12:07:51 AM
Umm...

Ahem..

<Cough... Cough>

 ::)

Hint... hint...

 :-\

Umm....

 ???
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 12:08:22 AM
I like to eat schmaltz herring with Jerry Lewis. ...Wait! I'm getting the two topics mixed together.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 12:09:14 AM
Oops (spoo, spelled backwards) - should have checked our calendar - we've got two count them two big birthdays to celebrate!  The notes have been updated to reflect that very thing.

-In my best Emily Litella voice.... Nevermind.

 ;)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 12:09:33 AM
Jose, as you were posting that I was posting my update!  Damn them, damn them all to hell.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 12:10:45 AM
I'm eating a cheese slice and a ham chunk right this very minute, and I look adorable in my point party hat and my colored tights and my brand new Gap pantaloons which I purchased yesterday.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 12:11:33 AM
Welcome five GUESTS - we're talkin' about Ding Dongs.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 12:14:13 AM
  TWO HUGE HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TO DRS JOSE AND JRAND!!

(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/party/party-smiley-049.gif)(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/party/party-smiley-049.gif)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 12:16:00 AM
Will somebody please come and take the clothes off my bed? Or maybe I'll just sleep on the floor.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 12:17:18 AM
Sleep?  We don't need no stinking sleep.  We're havin' a partay.  We're shakin' our bootays.  
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 12:19:51 AM
As for interesting food combinations...

I remember when peanut butter on celery was "interesting and exotic".  Possible candidates:

-Peanuts (salted) stirred into yogurt.

-Cottage cheese stirred into chili.

-Potato Chips crushed over ice cream - usually vanilla or chocolate.

-Cheese Popcorn and Caramel Corn mixed together - I think they call this "Chicago Mix".

-Smokehouse Almond Bark - Smokehouse brand seasoned almonds with White Chocolate.

Hmmm... All these sweet and salty combinations.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 12:21:09 AM
Jose, as you were posting that I was posting my update!  Damn them, damn them all to hell.

As I learned to say in Australia at this time last year:

No worries.

 :D
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 12:28:26 AM
I have heartburn.  I feel weird.  I need a vacation.  I need a massage.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 12:29:27 AM
Or Geritol.  Do they still make Geritol?  Does anyone still wear a hat.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 12:29:42 AM
I am my own frenzy.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: George on August 26, 2004, 12:29:57 AM
When I was in high school, I used to put goop (a.k.a. tartar sauce) on the school pizza.  This was only done when I had pizza for lunch in high school...not at home and most definitely NOT at a restaurant!  Also, a couple of years ago I had some plain fat-free yogurt and I stirred some Adams Old Fashioned peanut butter into it.  The first thing that I discovered was that the peanut butter mixed right in and didn't clump or coagulate.  I was pleasantly surprised.  The second thing that I discovered was that it was quite good!  I highly recommend peanut butter yogurt.  I have no idea if it'll work with pb that isn't all natural...in other words, not just peanuts and salt, which is what Adams is.  It's the only brand of peanut butter that I buy any more.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: George on August 26, 2004, 12:31:50 AM
I also added some Splenda to the peanut butter yogurt because the fat-free yogurt was plain and didn't have any sugar (or sweenener) to begin with.  Either way, it was good, but a little sweeter was better.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: George on August 26, 2004, 12:32:24 AM
And with that, I'm off to bed.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 12:38:49 AM
I put Geritol in my hat.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 01:01:28 AM
Hmm... Carl Reiner is on "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilbourne"... Wonder if he'll mention What if??

;)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 01:02:32 AM
And a very Happy Birthday to my Birthday Twin, JRand!!!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 01:09:47 AM
The WUSSBURGERS have deserted the partay.  
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 01:30:42 AM
Well... Since I want to make sure I'm well rested for tomorrow night's show - well, tonight's show...

Goodnight.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Tomovoz on August 26, 2004, 02:08:48 AM
A very happy birthday to DRs Jose and JRand.


Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Tomovoz on August 26, 2004, 02:34:17 AM
Favourite comedy team: Martin & Lewis in "Three Ring Circus", "Artists and Models" and "Scared Stiff". Well I loved them when I was a kid.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 03:38:47 AM
Thanks for the birthday wishes so far.  

AND HAPPY co-birthday to my birthday twin DRJOSE (who is much younger and prettier!).  ;D

I have changed my screen name to reflect the passing of the year AND my avatar as well....   :P

Well DR's it has not been a good year for me, although things are considerably better right now and look better for the future.  BUT for some reason I have NOT been able to learn my lines for THE NERD.  Some plays are just like that.  I audiitioned for one part (one I had played before) and instead got the lead.  I told the director I didn't know if I could do it....she said I could.  So here we are....there are also two HIGH SCHOOL girls in the cast, playing older women, and 25 year old man playing an eight year old boy, and a man who NEVER remembers a line as written playing a major part.  I BEGGED her at the read thru to reconsider the people cast in these parts.   Last night we did ACT ONE without our books, and it was a disaster.  NOT just the usual disaster, but agony.  And it is scheduled again tonight.  The director has done some pretty poor blocking (we have NEVER really worked on a blocking set piece and we all ended up in a group at the edge of the stage tonight) and has ALL the furniture in a straight line facing out (thrust stage, you know).

During notes she said (as if we didn't know):  You have to work on your lines, people.  (As If).  I am not the only one struggling, the other actor in a leading role is at sea, as well.  And neither of us has had this problem before.  So finally I took the bullet and asked that we do a sit down and line thru tonight.  I told her I get up at 5 a.m. and work at the bookstore until 5 p.m. and that then I could work on lines - but I didn't think there would be much improvement.  She yelled at us and said fine - we'll do a cue to cue...but she is mad.  >:(  We don't need "mad" we need help - it ain't gonna happen.  ::)

So I doubt I will be at HHW much today....but I will check in when I can.  And THANKS in advance for the good wishes & V I B E S.

It is an actor's nightmare.  :'(
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 03:39:15 AM
Hmmmmmm....perhaps my new avatar will show up sometime today.  Seems I can't do ANYTHING right.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Ben on August 26, 2004, 04:25:46 AM
Here's to two of our favorite posters!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR READERS JOSE AND JRAND!!!

I don't eat it anymore, but when I was a teenager I used to put fresh grapes in the freezer and when they were sufficiently cold and hard I would pour melted chocolate over them. MMM, MMM, MMM. Don't know if I would feel the same way now.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Michael on August 26, 2004, 04:47:09 AM
To answer Noel's question it is the cover of the yet to be published collection of songwriters Meltz and Ernest's best songs. Some of the lyrics are already up on brucekimmel.com. You can go to  http://www.brucekimmel.com/Meltz%20and%20Ernest%20Songbook%20Main%20Page.htm (http://www.brucekimmel.com/Meltz%20and%20Ernest%20Songbook%20Main%20Page.htm) to see the page.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Michael on August 26, 2004, 04:48:29 AM
To all DR readers who were pregnant did you ever have pickles and ice cream or was that just a invention of a comedy writer?
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Dan-in-Toronto on August 26, 2004, 05:05:56 AM
As I kid, I could not wait for the next Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis movie to open. I still watch Hollywood or Bust from time to time.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Dan-in-Toronto on August 26, 2004, 05:15:16 AM
(http://www.mytriplex.com/Ebay/happybirthdayclowns2.jpg)

Happy Birthday, Boys!!!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 26, 2004, 05:59:00 AM
[move=left,scroll,50,transparent,100%]! ! ! ! ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DR JRAND ! ! ! ! ! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/WandaDuck/lucycake.jpg) [/move]

[move=RIGHT,scroll,50,transparent,100%]! ! ! ! ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DR JOSE ! ! ! ! ! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/WandaDuck/pianocake.jpg) [/move]
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 26, 2004, 06:12:28 AM
I like making peanut butter and cream cheese sandwiches.  I also like eating liverwurst on rye with potato chips mashed into the liverwurst.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 26, 2004, 06:16:17 AM
Here's a  LINK    (http://www.kpfk.org/) for KPFK, the radio station BK will be appearing on today.  There is a "Listen Live" button.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Stuart on August 26, 2004, 06:20:59 AM
Bon Anniversaire a DRJose.

Bon Anniversaire a DR JRand.

Private to DR MShayne:  "The Opening of Misty Beethoven" was NOT the film to which I was referring.....close, but no cigar.  (Truth be told, I couldn't even tell you the name of it....but it was NOT "The Opening of Misty Beethoven.")

Odd food combinations?  As I have said in the past, as a child, I used to adore sandwiches made with American Cheese and strawberry preserves.  I tend to put Russian dressing on a variety of sandwiches (including hamburgers), but I don't think there is anything too odd about that. Peanut butter and apples and cheese and apples are two fairly common combinations, too.  I will check in later if I think of anything that strikes me as an odd combination.

(On occasion, I do like apple sauce with chicken, both fried and roasted.  I think this comes from it being on the table when we would have latkes with roasted chicken.  Does that suffice?)

As for favorite comedy teams' favorite films, (or whatever the TOD is...): Don't have any.  Never really had a favorite comedy team, per se.  Therefore, I don't really have a favorite film in which they were featured.

BTW (by the way, in internet lingo), DR George:  Some of those jokes last night were quite amusing!  And reminded me of one of my favorite "combo" jokes:  If actress Rosemary DeCamp had married attorney William Kunstler, she'd have been Rosemary, DeCamp Kunstler.

Ciao.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: William E. Lurie on August 26, 2004, 06:29:32 AM
Regarding some posts from yesterday that I didn't get a chance to reply to...

EVENING PRIMROSE will be shown (as half of a double bill with Sal Mineo in Cole Porter's ALLADIN) at NYC's Museum of Television and Radio on Saturday October 2 at 12:30 PM.

John A. Yap claims he won't release ANYONE CAN WHISTLE, ONE TOUCH OF VENUS, etc. until "the climate is right".  I have heard that he doesn't have to pay the artists most of their fee until the release date.

***

I can't think of any strange combinations that I eat but I have a friend who eats peanut butter and ham slices sandwiches.

My favorite comedy team is Marie Dressler and Polly Moran.  I have seen a few of their silent fiilms but can't recall the names.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 07:08:37 AM
I also like eating liverwurst on rye with potato chips mashed into the liverwurst.

Now that sounds good! I'll try it.
The last sandwich recommendation I tried (Scrapple, Fried Egg, Applesauce) was swell.

der Brucer
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 07:13:16 AM
If BK writes "One Solitary Ding Dong ", he could then have a sequel "One Undescended Ding Dong".

der Brucer (pity the Ding Dong, all alone in the world)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: MBarnum on August 26, 2004, 07:21:03 AM
OH, happy day to birthday boy JRand54! Another year older and another year wiser! Now go learn those lines and turn off the DVD player!

                   (http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-033.gif)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 07:22:41 AM
Notes From Yesterday:

Panni offered:
Quote
I'm very tempted to buy it and wear it to my next netwrok meeting

My question: Does she take her petwrok to her netwrok meeting?

To the "What is your favorite question song?" query, Noel replied:
Quote
I'm guessing BK is fond of Who Can I Turn To?

I'm guessing BK's answer would be "What Kind of Fool Am I".

My personal answer:

"What Do I Know" from "Your Own Thing"

der Brucer (BK could never favor a song with a grammatically incorrect title)

Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: MBarnum on August 26, 2004, 07:24:28 AM
and a happy, happy day to our other birthday boy, Jose!!! Blow out the candles and make a wish!

                    (http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-059.gif)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 07:25:03 AM
One word for Jose and JRand on their Birthday:

VIAGRA!

der Brucer
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: MBarnum on August 26, 2004, 07:26:15 AM
Favorite movie of a favorite comedie teams:

Abbott and Costello in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.

Laurel and Hardy in March of the Wooden Soldiers



Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Matt H. on August 26, 2004, 07:27:23 AM
A Very Happy Birthday to DRs

[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%][size=8]JoseSPiano[/size][/move]

[move=right,scroll,6,transparent,100%][size=8]JRand54[/size][/move]
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Matt H. on August 26, 2004, 07:31:02 AM
Favorite scree team films:

Abbott and Costello: HOLD THAT GHOST

Bob Hope and Bing Crosby: THE ROAD TO MOROCCO

As a kid, I loved Martin & Lewis' THE CADDY, but as I now loathe any and all things Jerry Lewis, I can't in all good conscience include them here.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 07:31:21 AM
TOD:

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

der Brucer
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Matt H. on August 26, 2004, 07:32:04 AM
Odd food combinations? I mentioned it here before that I love butter and peanut butter sandwiches, but I found out so did several other DRs, so maybe it's not such an odd combination after all.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 07:33:09 AM
Favorite movie of a favorite comedie teams:

Abbott and Costello in Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.

NO FAIR - you're professional writer and type faster!

der hates-to-be-second Brucer



Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 07:38:31 AM
Odd food combinations? I mentioned it here before that I love butter and peanut butter sandwiches, but I found out so did several other DRs, so maybe it's not such an odd combination after all.

Oh, I don't know. "Average" in Hainesworld is probably pretty odd "Out There".

der Brucer (try a slice of bacon with the butter and peanut butter - and if you're kosher, put the bacon under the peanut butter so it doesn't touch the dairy product)

Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: MBarnum on August 26, 2004, 07:56:40 AM
I am beginning to think that peanut butter goes well with just about anything! DR George's mixing it in yogurt sounds quite good!

I would say that my odd combo of food would be peanut butter and mayo.

Or mashed potatos with buttery corn mixed in, or peas depending on which vegi you happen to have on your plate.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: MBarnum on August 26, 2004, 07:58:42 AM
DR George, your name mixes from last night gave me a several good laughs this morning!! (http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/grinser/grinning-smiley-047.gif)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 07:59:39 AM
What good is Viagra if you don't have a partner?

ANYWAY what glorious wishes and vibes.  Thanks!

The DVD player is off MB - awaiting some new goodies...and I am sending good health vibes to Mr Cal Bolder!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 07:59:40 AM
I support much of the non-traditional casting movement, but isn't this a bit much:

AP Headline: (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,130177,00.html)

Quote
Killer Bees May Be in Oklahoma

der Brucer (wonder what parts they'll play)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 08:00:24 AM
Tuesday Weld marries the son of Fredric March and becomes Tuesday March the Second.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 08:03:35 AM


Or mashed potatos with buttery corn mixed in, or peas depending on which vegi you happen to have on your plate.

Remind me not to serve you Brussels sprouts.

der brucer (not to mention asparagus)

Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Stuart on August 26, 2004, 08:10:29 AM
I support much of the non-traditional casting movement, but isn't this a bit much:

AP Headline: (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,130177,00.html)der Brucer (wonder what parts they'll play)

Perhaps they will interpolate "June is Buzzing Out All Over"
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Stuart on August 26, 2004, 08:11:42 AM
Tuesday Weld marries the son of Fredric March and becomes Tuesday March the Second.

That's the other one!  

I knew there was another one that made more sense than some of the others out there, and that was it!  Thanks, B'day boy!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 08:15:35 AM
hehehehehe....
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 08:17:12 AM
You can't eat one solitary Ding Dong...or one Twinkie.  One Sno-Ball is quite enough....but you must have multiple Twinkies.  But the cream filling tastes different now than it used to....did they change the recipe?
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 08:22:01 AM
Page Three Dance   ;D



Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 08:23:22 AM


       GOOD MEMORY VIBES TO BIRTHDAY BOY, JRAND!!!


       GOOD MEMORY VIBES TO BIRTHDAY BOY, JRAND!!!


       GOOD MEMORY VIBES TO BIRTHDAY BOY, JRAND!!!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 08:25:57 AM
Ah - lunch time!

Liverwurst and mashed potato chips on toasted rye - really good. Thank you Dan :)

der Brucer (thinking of the years of loss - tossing out chip bags because only fragments were left)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 08:33:40 AM
                         EMERGENCY!

We must do all we can to help this poor beleaguered company. Go out and EAT, DRs!!!

Sour Dough? Krispy Kreme Profits Fall Over 50 Percent
Widely Miss Wall Street Estimates
By PAUL NOWELL, AP

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (Aug. 26) - Once the darling of Wall Street, doughnut-maker Krispy Kreme on Thursday reported second-quarter profits that were more than 50 percent lower than a year ago and that widely missed analysts' expectations. (...and so on)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 08:34:49 AM
Much fuss and ado in todays news about the propriety of women in  military combat roles.  Now I ask you, if it comes to a shoot out, who do you want by your side:

Matthew Broderick and Joel Grey

or Panni and Penny O?

der Brucer

Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 08:38:06 AM
                        EMERGENCY!

We must do all we can to help this poor beleaguered company. Go out and EAT, DRs!!!

Sour Dough? Krispy Kreme Profits Fall Over 50 Percent
Widely Miss Wall Street Estimates
By PAUL NOWELL, AP

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (Aug. 26) - Once the darling of Wall Street, doughnut-maker Krispy Kreme on Thursday reported second-quarter profits that were more than 50 percent lower than a year ago and that widely missed analysts' expectations. (...and so on)

Sorry - I'll take a Winchell's or Dunkin' Doughnut over Krispy Kreme anyday.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 08:51:14 AM
Hmmmmm....Miss Frances Elena Farmer does not seem pleased to have a pig tail waving at her!

Thank you DRPANNI
Thank you DRPANNI
Thank you DRPANNI    ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: MBarnum on August 26, 2004, 08:51:47 AM
Sorry - I'll take a Winchell's or Dunkin' Doughnut over Krispy Kreme anyday.

Hmmm...I never met a donut I didn't like!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Ron Pulliam on August 26, 2004, 08:52:47 AM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]Happy Birthday, Birthday Boys!

JRand54 and JoseSPiano
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Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: PennyO on August 26, 2004, 08:58:26 AM
Much fuss and ado in todays news about the propriety of women in  military combat roles.  Now I ask you, if it comes to a shoot out, who do you want by your side:

Matthew Broderick and Joel Grey

or Panni and Penny O?

Well, thanks for the vote of confidence, m'dear!!! You betcha, I'd be a swell side-kick, with my own side-arms!! Gun control is being able to hit yer target!!! A-yup!

Happy Birthdays, JRand and Hozay!!!

Food combo's? Hmmmm.... the potato latke with applesauce, maybe. But also - a very savory salad which includes among its ingredients green olives and carmelized pecans...

Fave comic movie combo's? Maybe Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. The one with the train and Jill Clayburgh, whatsisname; and Stir Crazy!!

Jane: Loved the photos from the HHW reunion in PDX. Love Bryan's little sugar gliders!!!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Matt H. on August 26, 2004, 09:00:20 AM
Sorry - I'll take a Winchell's or Dunkin' Doughnut over Krispy Kreme anyday.

A lot of people feel that way, but I don't.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 09:02:31 AM
....but you must have multiple Twinkies.  But the cream filling tastes different now than it used to....did they change the recipe?

Yes. It sarted out in 1933 with a banana creme filling, but a banana shortage in WWII cause a shift to the vanilla-creme you get today.

Twinkie Planet (http://www.twinkies.com/faq.asp) says:

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How were Twinkies invented?

Twinkies were developed as an inexpensive treat during the Depression. Jimmy Dewar, manager of the Schiller Park, IL bakery, noticed the pans for Hostess' Little Shortbread Fingers were only used during summer months. Dewar decided to make use of the pans throughout the year by filling them with golden sponge cake and banana filling. Today's vanilla filling was the result of a banana shortage during World War II. En route to show off his new idea in St. Louis, Dewar saw a billboard for "Twinkle Toe Shoes" - and the name Twinkies was born.

What is the difference between a Ding Dong and a King Don?

When Hostess introduced Ding Dongs in 1967, the advertising campaign included a ringing bell: hence the name Ding Dongs. However, the eastern United States Hostess opted to package the cakes as King Dons to avoid confusion with a competitor's product. Hostess consolidated the King Don and Ding Dong name in 1987, packaging the cakes as Ding Dongs in all regions. Six months later, Hostess decided to go back to using the King Don name in the eastern U.S., again, to avoid confusion with a competing product. But, today the issue has been put to rest and only Ding Dongs are sold nationwide.


Did King Kong prefer King Dons or Ding Dongs?

der Brucer

(Hmmm 2005 minus 54 = 1950 - maybe he remembers some pretty stale Twinkies)

(And don't start with the "Twinkies Last Forever" bit - it's an  Urban Legend (http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/twinkies.htm))
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: PennyO on August 26, 2004, 09:03:03 AM
The pump has been out - again... oy. Any time it rains, apparently, I get No Water. What a paradox. It rains and rains, a kazillion gallons of the freshest, sweetest water you ever will know - and the stream gets all whizzed up and knocks the pump out. Jeez. Okay, so the new plan is to get two more pickle barrels, put them in the woodshed under a rain spout, run a hose down to the pickle barrel in the pump house - and when it starts raining, swith the feed from the stream to the clean water!! IT COULD WORK!!! (Gene Wilder reference...)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 26, 2004, 09:04:47 AM
Ah - lunch time!

Liverwurst and mashed potato chips on toasted rye - really good. Thank you Dan :)

der Brucer (thinking of the years of loss - tossing out chip bags because only fragments were left)


Arrgh!  The power of suggestion!  I'm craving the same thing for lunch now.  

I wonder how those Herr's Jalapano Kettle Chips would work with liverwurst?  I think I'll try them out...
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 09:07:01 AM

Fave comic movie combo's? Maybe Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. The one with the train and Jill Clayburgh, whatsisname;

"Silver Streak"

der Brucer ("Gun Control is Uising Two Hands)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 09:11:08 AM
You're right, DB -- Penny O and Panni S could protect America and have time on the side to bake a pie!

I forgot to answer the comedy team question. Only, now that I've thought about it, I discover that the question wasn't fave comedy team, but fave movie with comedy team. Well, being the tough chick that I am (see above) I'll answer the question the way I want and don't mess with me.
My favorite comedy teams are Laurel and Hardy (known to me in my early life as "Stan es Pan" (pron: "stun esh pun"); Burns and Allen; Crosby and Hope and maybe I'll include Lucy and Ethel. I will list movies later -- if I feel like it. Don't mess with me!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Stuart on August 26, 2004, 09:11:20 AM
On the TOD, I do like to put all sorts of things into salads:  chickpeas/garbonzos; nuts (soy, slivered almonds, but I guess my favorite for salads is sunflower seeds); and raisins, to name a few.  Do any of these qualify as "odd combinations?"
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Stuart on August 26, 2004, 09:14:53 AM
der Brucer (try a slice of bacon with the butter and peanut butter - and if you're kosher, put the bacon under the peanut butter so it doesn't touch the dairy product)


Have I mentioned how funny I found this, DR DB?

And I forgot to mention yesterday:  Congrats on your new puppy!  He's adorable!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 09:37:46 AM
... swith the feed from the stream to the clean water!! IT COULD WORK!!! (Gene Wilder reference...)

"swith the feed"...a Paul Lynde reference?
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 09:43:43 AM
A NEW THING IN TOWN

The LA TImes (http://www.calendarlive.com/movies/cl-wk-screen26aug26,2,1301452.story) is promoting:

Quote
SCREENING ROOM

Horror with a sense of style
Orson Welles stars in Belgian director Harry Kümel's rarely seen, "Malpertuis: History of a Cursed House."
By Kevin Thomas
Times Staff Writer

Aug 26 2004

One of the most elegant horror pictures ever made, Belgian director Harry Kümel's "Daughters of Darkness" (1971) has acquired something of a cult status over the years. The film now resurfaces along with six heretofore unfamiliar Kümel titles — plus personal appearances by the director himself — as part of the American Cinematheque's fifth annual Festival of Fantasy, Horror and Science Fiction at the Egyptian.

A horror picture in the form of a surreal fable, "Malpertuis " is a ravishing and eerie period piece set in the 19th century. Yann (Matthieu Carriére), a slim young blond sailor, arrives in Brussels only to be waylaid in a waterfront café — where Sylvie Vartan, no less, is the chanteuse — and regains consciousness in Malpertuis, a vast, remote mansion that is the home of his uncle, the mysterious, dying Quentin Cassavius (Orson Welles). Cassavius has summoned an array of relatives and retainers who want to become the heirs to his immense fortune — the only hitch is that they must never leave the premises. Of course, there's a bizarre secret hidden in Malpertuis, and Yann roams miles of murky halls and endlessly spiraling staircases in search of it.

Kümel plays against the ominous setting with a lively tempo and a mischievous, even spoofy sense of humor. Yann encounters all manner of strange people and occurrences. Susan Hampshire plays three roles with élan, and the cast also includes veteran French actors Michel Bouquet and Jean-Pierre Cassel. "Malpertuis," which has a wonderfully unsettling Georges Delerue score, is amusingly outrageous yet is also surprisingly poetic, reminiscent at moments of Jean Cocteau's forays into Surrealism.
...

Perhaps our favorite gadabout, BOS Jay, will attend and report.

der Brucer (If BK could ge a part in the next flick we could have "Kimmel does Kümel")
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 09:46:38 AM
A walk on the Wild Side:

The LA Times (http://www.calendarlive.com/music/cl-wk-swed26aug26,2,5746248.story) reports:

Quote
The Bowl is a challenge for early musickers, who like little sounds in little rooms for their often obscure old music and elitist patrons; the amphitheater is a humongous, up-to-date pleasure garden where wine flows freely and some in the crowd are unafraid to do whatever they feel like

And just what is DR Jay up to these days?

der Brucer (reminding those unaware that the "Bowl" is not the bushes in Griffith Park!)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 09:49:00 AM
What other message board can you find that will tell you how Twinkies were invented?  I feel that soon we will be the most popular site on all the Internet.  
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: divarobbie on August 26, 2004, 09:52:36 AM
I'm not a fan of the ding dong, but Vanilla Swiss Almond is my favorite ice cream... now I need to go find some...
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 09:53:44 AM
LEVITY OF THE DAY

Martha vs. Maxine


  Martha's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

  Maxine's Way:  Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

  Martha's Way:  To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Maxine's Way:  Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

  Martha's Way:   When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

  Maxine's Way:  Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

  Martha's Way:  If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still
cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

  Maxine's Way: If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

  Martha's Way:  Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the
refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

  Maxine's Way:  Celery? Never heard of it!

  Martha's Way:  Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

  Maxine's Way:  The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include
brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't.

  Martha's Way:  Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

  Maxine's Way:  Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

  Martha's Way:  If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

  Maxine's Way:  Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

  Martha's Way:  Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

  Maxine's Way:  Leftover wine???????? HEL-LO !!!!!.

der Brucer
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 09:57:03 AM
What other message board can you find that will tell you how Twinkies were invented?  I feel that soon we will be the most popular site on all the Internet.  

Well, Ads by Google loves us. Two Ding Dong/Twinkie ads already!

der obviously-has-too-much-time-on-his hands Brucer
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 10:00:34 AM
I have more Vanilla Swiss Almond ice cream in the freezer as I am on a Vanilla Swiss Almond ice cream kick.  Every day I take out a quart and kick it around the room.  This is most amusing.  

I do not like Ding Dongs BY THEMSELVES, but I do like them when there's a huge amount of Vanilla Swiss Almond over one of them.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Stuart on August 26, 2004, 10:02:23 AM
Well, Ads by Google loves us. Two Ding Dong/Twinkie ads already!

der obviously-has-too-much-time-on-his hands Brucer

How DOES that happen??
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Stuart on August 26, 2004, 10:05:18 AM
Ding Dongs v. Ring Dings.  Discuss.

(I can honestly say that I don't think I have ever eaten a Ding Dong.  Ring Dings, yes, and plenty of 'em, but not Ding Dongs.  And only recently did I have a Ho-Ho instead of a Yodel.  Is this a Drake's v. Hostess thing?  East/West?  North/South?  Kosher/non-kosher? Any or all of the above?)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 10:06:51 AM
Oh....my....

DR PENNYO Water Water everywhere and not a drop to drink....a reference from????

DRPANNI reminded me of one of my favorite comedy teams Burns and Allen (I love them in Damsel in Distress co-starring with Fred Astaire.

AND of course I love Martin (tolerated him) & Lewis (loved him) and never missed their movies on TV.

But comedy teams...the one that consistently and always makes me laugh:  Nichols & May.....the bargain funeral.....where did you see our ad?  TV Guide.....
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 10:07:34 AM
And one for Mahler.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Ron Pulliam on August 26, 2004, 10:10:31 AM
Okay, if folks are going to post lengthy lists and complete lyrics to songs, then I going to post this!

THINGS  TO  KNOW

1.    Budweiser beer conditions the hair.
2.    Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish.
3.    Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes.
4.    Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair.
5.    Elmer's Glue -- paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any,
6.    Shiny Hair -- use brewed Lipton Tea.
7.    Sunburn -- empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water.
8.    Minor burn -- Colgate or Crest toothpaste.
9.    Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it!
10.  Arthritis?  WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings, too.
11.  Bee stings -- meat tenderizer.
12.  Chigger bite -- Preparation H.
13.  Puffy eyes -- Preparation H.
14.  Paper cut -- crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals).
15.  Stinky feet -- Jello!
16.  Athletes feet -- cornstarch.
17.  Fungus on toenails or fingernails -- Vicks Vapor Rub.
18.  Kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent  section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink this stuff.)
19.  Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint. Your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!
20.  Peanut butter -- will get scratches out of CD's!  Wipe off with a coffee filter paper.
21.  Sticking bicycle chain -- Pam no-stick cooking spray.
22.  Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can in your garage for your hubby, butch wife or significant other.
23.  Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls.
24.  When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on. (That's "on dolls", not on yourselves and NOT your pets).
25.  Heavy dandruff -= pour on the vinegar!
26.  Body paint -- Crisco mixed with food coloring.  Heat the Crisco in the microwave, pour into an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice! (And I'm sure a couple of you thought you had pushed the envelope on things one can do with Crisco!)
27.  Tie Dye T-shirt -- mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak
28.  Preserving a newspaper clipping -- large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia, soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years!
29.  A Slinky will hold toast and CD's!
30.  To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate tooth paste.
31.  Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt.
32.  To remove wax -- Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel.
33.  Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!
34.  Baked on food -- fill container with water, get a Bounce paper softener  and the static from the Bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it.  Soak overnight.  Also; you can use 2 Efferdent tablets, soak overnight!
35.  Crayon on the wall -- Colgate toothpaste and brush it!
36   Dirty grout -- Listerine.
37.  Stains on clothes - Colgate.
38.  Grass stains - Karo Syrup.
39.  Grease Stains - Coca Cola, it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight.  We know it will take corrosion from car batteries!
40.  Fleas in your carpet?  20 Mule Team Borax -- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours.  Maybe this will work if you get them back again.
41.  To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or two Bayer aspirin, or just use 7-Up instead of water.
42.  When you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you "squeeze" for freshness or softness?  Did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week?  Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

Each day has a different color twist tie.  They are:       Monday = Blue,  Tuesday = Green, Thursday = Red,       Friday = White and yellow on Saturday = Yellow.

So if today was Thursday, you would want red twist tie; not white which is Fridays (almost a week old)!       The colors go alphabetically by color Blue - Green - Red - White - Yellow, Monday through Saturday.

Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DearReaderLaura on August 26, 2004, 10:16:40 AM
This morning I went for a walk and this is what I saw:
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Stuart on August 26, 2004, 10:17:05 AM
Water Water everywhere and not a drop to drink....a reference from????


Amongst other places, delivered brilliantly by Anne Bancroft in GARBO TALKS.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DearReaderLaura on August 26, 2004, 10:18:27 AM
While on my walk this morning, I heard a mockingbird give a warning call. This kestral was in a nearby treetop (kestrals eat other birds).
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DearReaderLaura on August 26, 2004, 10:19:06 AM
Happy Happy Birthrdays to DRs JRand and Jose!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jennifer on August 26, 2004, 10:30:50 AM
Happy Birthday DR JRand.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jennifer on August 26, 2004, 10:31:42 AM
Happy Birthday DR Jose.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Ben on August 26, 2004, 10:33:22 AM
DR Laura, that rabbit is gorgeous! Did he know you were there or were you far enough away to capture the shot without making him skitter away?
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jay on August 26, 2004, 10:35:45 AM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]Happy Birthday, Dear Readers Jose and JRand!!![/move]
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jennifer on August 26, 2004, 10:41:28 AM
I've been craving Krispy Kreme donuts for like 2 weeks!!!! :(
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 10:42:35 AM
Thanks again, everybody.

LOL DRSTUART....not the reference I was thinking of, but you are RIGHT!

Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DearReaderLaura on August 26, 2004, 10:48:03 AM
DR Ben, the jackrabbit watched me, but he was nibbling at something (a root maybe). I got somewhat close, but didn't want to scare him away. Food is hard to come by in the desert.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 10:56:28 AM

DR PENNYO Water Water everywhere and not a drop to drink....a reference from????


An Absolute ad?


Quote
The fair breeze blew, the white foam flew,
The furrow followed free ;
We were the first that ever burst
Into that silent sea.
The ship hath been suddenly becalmed.
Down dropt the breeze, the sails dropt down,
'Twas sad as sad could be ;
And we did speak only to break
The silence of the sea !

All in a hot and copper sky,
The bloody Sun, at noon,
Right up above the mast did stand,
No bigger than the Moon.
Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion ;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

And the Albatross begins to be avenged.

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink ;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.
The very deep did rot : O Christ !
That ever this should be !

Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy sea.
About, about, in reel and rout
The death-fires danced at night ;
The water, like a witch's oils,
Burnt green, and blue and white.

From Sam Coleridge's  Rime of the Ancient Mariner (http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/stc/Coleridge/poems/Rime_Ancient_Mariner.html)

der Brucer (do we get Absolute ads or Sparklette's?)

Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 10:57:06 AM
Soon I'll be on my way for the radio interview.  KPFK at noon.  We'll be giving away five count them five pairs of tickets to What If, so if you know anyone in the LA area who'd like to see the show gratis, have them listen in.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Ron Pulliam on August 26, 2004, 10:57:17 AM

  "Water, water everywhere, Nor any drop to drink."

All in a hot and copper sky,
The bloody sun at noon
Right up above the mast did stand,
No bigger than the moon.  

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath, nor motion.
Idle as a painted ship,
Upon a painted ocean

Water, water everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink.
Water, water everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.


-- from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
             by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 11:03:38 AM

Good G_D (an Orthodox reference) Ron - you'll drive Ads by Google into overload!

A simple suggestion re:

13.  Puffy eyes -- Preparation H.

Around the eyes, not in the eyes!

der Brucer
 
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Ben on August 26, 2004, 11:30:44 AM
D-T-M, thanks for the link. I'm listening live right now in anticipation of the noon interview (3pm NYC time).
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 11:32:02 AM
DR Joey has a speedier link up the  "A Tale of Two Cites" (http://www.ataleof2cities.com/news.cfm) musical.

I ordered the CD, so we shall see (hear, actually).

The site has lots of lyrics and sound clips.

Sample lyric:

Quote
IF DREAMS CAME TRUE
I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BETTER MAN.
IF DREAMS CAME TRUE
YOU MIGHT HAVE SET ME FREE.
BUT GOD IS KIND,
FOR YOU HE HAD A BETTER PLAN
AND SAVED YOU
FROM THE PAIN OF LOVING ME.


OLD VOICES I HAD THOUGHT LONG SINCE DEAD
WHISPER OF ANOTHER LIFE I MIGHT HAVE LED.
BUT DAYLIGHT WAKES DREAMS AWAY.
DREAMS THAT LEAVE A SLEEPER WHERE HE LAY.

der Brucer (maybe he'll come back when he reads my note on his web site)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: George on August 26, 2004, 11:32:50 AM
I am beginning to think that peanut butter goes well with just about anything! DR George's mixing it in yogurt sounds quite good!

I would say that my odd combo of food would be peanut butter and mayo.

Or mashed potatos with buttery corn mixed in, or peas depending on which vegi you happen to have on your plate.
I love the corn in mashed potatoes combo!  I've been doing that for years.

DR George, your name mixes from last night gave me a several good laughs this morning!! (http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/grinser/grinning-smiley-047.gif)
My pleasure!  I've had that on my computer at work for a couple of years and copied it to my home computer not too long ago.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 11:42:15 AM
Thank you for the lit reference DR RLP.  DerBrucer, I did like yours though....

Jackrabbit....it wasn't a Jrand54Rabbit?

Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: George on August 26, 2004, 11:52:23 AM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY BIRTHDAY, D.R. JRAND!![/move]

;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

[move=right,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY BIRTHDAY, D.R. JOSE!![/move]
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 11:58:25 AM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY BIRTHDAY, D.R. JRAND!![/move]

;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

[move=right,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY BIRTHDAY, D.R. JOSE!![/move]

You have them passing like silent ships in the night; these lads need company!

der Brucer
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jrand74 on August 26, 2004, 11:59:08 AM
You're telling me?!!!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: George on August 26, 2004, 12:00:17 PM
You have them passing like silent ships in the night; these lads need company!

der Brucer

That wasn't my intent! :-[  What, do you want them to hook up with each other?? ;)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Ben on August 26, 2004, 12:02:19 PM
The interview has begun. Coming in clear as a bell over the Internet.

Miss Alet Taylor is part of the interview also.

Ah, the CD is working and Alet is singing "If I Can't Take it With Me"
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JMK on August 26, 2004, 12:10:02 PM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JR & JOSE!![/move][/color]

I am in the midst of the Windows "Service Pack 2" update--over 7 hours' worth.  Oy.

I am also on a "listen to stuff that has been sitting on the shelf forever waiting to be listened to" kick.  So far, I've knocked off Make a Wish (great), Hazel Flagg (pretty good), La Strada (horrible), Das Barbecu (fantastic LOL funny and produced by.....someone, now who is it?? :) ), Sherry! (I was underwhelmed--sorry; I prefer my soundboard of the OBC); and currently Oh, Brother (cute).

Still to come:  I Sent a Letter to My Love, The Human Comedy (try as I may I simply cannot get past the first CD on this one), the rest of Caroline, or Change, and several others.

No time to sign petitions--too busy actually BUYING OCRs!  ;)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Ben on August 26, 2004, 12:16:21 PM
Mr. Guy Haines is now singing "Chinese Food in Bed" on KPFK in Los Angeles.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DERBRUCER on August 26, 2004, 12:18:14 PM
.. Das Barbecu (fantastic LOL funny and produced by.....someone, now who is it?? :)

Finally, a fellow "Das Barbecü" fan!

(Hmm Orthodox Jew enjoys poking fun at Wagner - figures ;)

der Brucer (I bet JMK likes Anna Russell and PDQ Bach)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Ben on August 26, 2004, 12:30:56 PM
Very nice interview BK! Hope it helps you sell out the rest of your run.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jane on August 26, 2004, 12:44:47 PM
A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JOSE AND JRAND!!

JRand hope you have some fun today and Jose, don’t eat too much. :)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 12:58:06 PM
Just got back to the home environment and missed the interview. Sounds like it was faboo.

JRand - Nichols and May are my faves, too. But I didn't think of listing them because they don't pop into my head as a movie or even TV team (although they did lots of TV). But yes, NICHOLS AND MAY!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 01:00:28 PM
Good Afternoon!

Thank you for all the Birthday Wishes!  They truly have been making me smile!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 01:04:04 PM
DR Ben - There's a candy store chain in Memphis called Dinstuhl's, and one of their specialties are chocolate-covered grapes.  Quite dee-lish!!!  -They also make chocolate-covered strawberries and raspberries in season.  -And the totally cover the fruit in the chocolate!!  *And they're Cashew Crunch is quite amazing and addictive too!

www.dinstuhls.com
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Matt H. on August 26, 2004, 01:06:00 PM
I spent another leisurely afternoon at my friend's pool with intermittant sun and clouds which made lying out nice. It was also not humid today which made times in the shade of clouds particularly pleasant.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Matt H. on August 26, 2004, 01:07:03 PM
Being gone from home for lunch and pool afternoon meant no DVDs have as yet been watched today. But I should be able to get to THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE tonight before CSI.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 01:10:57 PM
One word for Jose and JRand on their Birthday:

VIAGRA!

der Brucer

 ::)

Umm... Well... Uhh... Ya' know... Umm..

 :-\

For some reason, the phrase, "Speak for yourself, John," comes to mind right now.

 :P
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 01:14:25 PM
OOHH!!  I just checked the Dinstuhl's website, and right now they also have Chocolate-Covered Pineapple, Chocolate-Covered Blackberries(!) in addition to their traditional Chocolate-Covered Strawberries and Cherries!  YUM!!!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 01:18:08 PM
Ah - lunch time!

Liverwurst and mashed potato chips on toasted rye - really good. Thank you Dan :)

der Brucer (thinking of the years of loss - tossing out chip bags because only fragments were left)


There's always a "use" for those "chippettes" at the bottom of the bag!  Stir them into soup, chili, stew, etc.  Or just add an extra crunch to any type of sandwich!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 01:18:21 PM
We won't have to worry about the dreaded ATL tonight! I think the birthday boys have made it a festive day around these here parts.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 01:36:46 PM
Had fun doing the interview, and now must attend to some annoyances prior to going to the theater.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jennifer on August 26, 2004, 01:46:50 PM
So what are the birthday boys doing for their birthdays?
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 02:10:21 PM
In honor of the birthday boys.... I found my diamond earring!!
Thanks, guys! Good thing, too. I priced a similar pair of earrings -- $700. -- at 50% off. So then I looked at some cheap imitations - And guess what? --They looked like cheap imitations. So I told myself to just forget about it. Which is when I looked down at the carpet and saw something shining up at me. I love happy endings.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: George on August 26, 2004, 02:15:38 PM
In honor of the birthday boys.... I found my diamond earring!!
Thanks, guys! Good thing, too. I priced a similar pair of earrings -- $700. -- at 50% off. So then I looked at some cheap imitations - And guess what? --They looked like cheap imitations. So I told myself to just forget about it. Which is when I looked down at the carpet and saw something shining up at me. I love happy endings.

Yea!!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: S. Woody White on August 26, 2004, 02:17:34 PM
Der Brucer used to look at me oddly when I put black pepper on my cantalope.  (It's a taste I learned from my grandfather.)

Happy Birthday to the Birthday Boys!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Tomovoz on August 26, 2004, 02:26:38 PM
Congratulations on finding your stud DR Panni. I wish the same success for the birthday boys.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 02:38:04 PM
Der Brucer used to look at me oddly when I put black pepper on my cantalope.  (It's a taste I learned from my grandfather.)

Happy Birthday to the Birthday Boys!

Hmmm... Sounds good to me!  Kind of the like the first time I actually tried prosciutto wrapped around honeydew melon, I guess.

And then there's salting your watermelon...

TCB?  Where are you?
;)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Emily on August 26, 2004, 02:39:13 PM
Happy Birthday Birthday Boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 02:40:19 PM
In honor of the birthday boys.... I found my diamond earring!!
Thanks, guys! Good thing, too. I priced a similar pair of earrings -- $700. -- at 50% off. So then I looked at some cheap imitations - And guess what? --They looked like cheap imitations. So I told myself to just forget about it. Which is when I looked down at the carpet and saw something shining up at me. I love happy endings.

Cool Beans!  So I guess this means that JRand and I should be expecting a nice "reward check" - a finders' fee of sorts -  sometime soon!!  What a Birthday!!!

 :P

Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 02:47:39 PM
So what are the birthday boys doing for their birthdays?

Well, speaking for myself...

So far, I let myself sleep in - actually, I ended up sleeping in later than I thought/planned.  But, no harm done.  Then I had breakfast.  Then I did some laundry - one must have clean clothes for the show tonight!  Watched some TV - love my CBS soaps!  And I'm about to have lunch!

Exciting, huh?

Well, actually, it has been a very nice day.  I've received a couple of birthday phone calls and e-mails from various friends from various parts of the world.  And there was even a Happy Birthday banner that "greeted" me this morning in the kitchen!

-Oh, and I also just ironed a bunch of clothes!  -And, strangely enough, I like ironing.   Go figure.

I also found out late last night that my brother, Jay - not DR Stuart's brother, DR Jay - might be able to come see the show tonight.  He's up here in L.A. for a meeting and going away party for one of his past co-workers.  If he can't make it to the show, then he's at least planning on meeting me after the show.  -Now if  he can just get all my San Diego relatives "in order" so that they can finally make definite plans to come up and see What If?
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 02:48:07 PM
Cool Beans!  So I guess this means that JRand and I should be expecting a nice "reward check" - a finders' fee of sorts -  sometime soon!!  What a Birthday!!!

 :P


Check is in the mail, guys. ;)
 (Notice I didn't do the cheap stud joke and say "male" instead of "mail"... I'm a class act.)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 02:52:08 PM
Congratulations on finding your stud DR Panni. I wish the same success for the birthday boys.
;D ;D
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 03:05:53 PM
Congratulations on finding your stud DR Panni. I wish the same success for the birthday boys.

Well... So, should I walk up Highland or Vine tonight after the show?  :o
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Tomovoz on August 26, 2004, 03:09:25 PM
Better luck there than on Stud Road Jose.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: JoseSPiano on August 26, 2004, 03:13:51 PM
Well, time for me to get ready for tonight's show...

Laters...
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Tomovoz on August 26, 2004, 03:17:11 PM
Can't really comment on Ding Dongs or whatever - unknown here in OZ.

Do remember the McGuire sisters with "Ding Dong" and Freddy & the Bellboys with "Giddy Up a Ding Dong"

Guess you need to be older than both birthday boys to remember those. (Not adding the ages though!)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jane on August 26, 2004, 04:01:34 PM
To all DR readers who were pregnant did you ever have pickles and ice cream or was that just a invention of a comedy writer?

I had pickles and I had ice cream but never ever together-gross. ;D
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 04:06:58 PM
I've never had a Ding Dong ot a Twinkie or a Krispie Kreme. I'm culturally deprived (a partial West Side Story reference).
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 04:08:02 PM
I've had today's dose of Vanilla Swiss Almond ice cream over one solitary Ding Dong.  Quite yummilicious, but I must be getting ready to be over this particular kick because every time I type Swiss it comes out Swill.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 04:15:01 PM
I'm trying to figure out a way for DD to meet Hungary's greatest living poet, a Nobel prize nominee and incredible human being. I knew him when he lived in Toronto for a number of years and he actually met DD as a baby. Eventually he was invited back to Hungary (where he had been jailed under two different regimes and where you could be arrested for reading his books). He returned with his male companion, then met a young woman, Fanny, said au revoir to the his friend, and married her. He's in his lated 80's. She's in her late twenties, I believe. Anyway, I think Rachel should meet him. Unfortunately, he doesn't answer "the machine" (phone to mere mortals). I have his address. So perhaps she should send him a note and suggest a visit. It's one of those things movies or short stories are made of.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 04:15:26 PM
And one for Mahler.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: George on August 26, 2004, 04:15:34 PM
I've had today's dose of Vanilla Swiss Almond ice cream over one solitary Ding Dong.  Quite yummilicious, but I must be getting ready to be over this particular kick because every time I type Swiss it comes out Swill.

I've never even heard of "Vanilla Swiss Almond ice cream."  Sounds wonderful.  Who makes it?  What brand??
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 04:21:02 PM
Haagen Daaz
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 04:21:52 PM
every time I type Swiss it comes out Swill.

Perhaps your inner bk is crying out for help. Or broccoli.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: George on August 26, 2004, 04:23:12 PM
Haagen Daaz

Ahhh...mmmm...thanks! ;D
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 04:29:30 PM
Must get back to work. It took me three attempts to log back on to HHW. Tried IE, Safari, AOL. Was told there were too many connections. Have we become just too too popular?
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Danise on August 26, 2004, 04:39:31 PM
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Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 04:40:20 PM
I looked up the poet I was speaking about, George Faludy, on the Internet to see if any of his poems were there. Here's part of a longer poem (translated from Hungarian). If you want to read the whole poem, go to

Faludy Poem  (http://www.cs.rice.edu/~ssiyer/minstrels/poems/1228.html)

....but ignore the stupid comments under the poem.

Learn by Heart This Poem of Mine

Learn by heart this poem of mine;
books only last a little time
and this one will be borrowed, scarred,
burned by Hungarian border guards,
lost by the library, broken-backed,
its paper dried up, crisped and cracked,
worm-eaten, crumbling into dust,
or slowly brown and self-combust
when climbing Fahrenheit has got
to 451, for that's how hot
your town will be when it burns down.
Learn by heart this poem of mine.

Learn by heart this poem of mine.
Soon books will vanish and you'll find
there won't be any poets or verse
or gas for car or bus - or hearse -
no beer to cheer you till you're crocked,
the liquor stores torn down or locked,
cash only fit to throw away,
as you come closer to that day
when TV steadily transmits
death-rays instead of movie hits
and not a soul to lend a hand
and everything is at an end
but what you hold within your mind,
so find a space there for these lines
and learn by heart this poem of mine.


Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Noel on August 26, 2004, 04:44:17 PM
I like a scallop wrapped in bacon.  But that's not really odd.  Just two of my favorite foods - together, at last.  I like 'em that way.

And, before I read the notes, I was thinking no team beats Nichols and May.

Happy birthday to the boys.

Got a lot of writing done today, and some research-reading, too.  Some of the writing was done outside, hanging from a tree on one of those hammock-like chairs.  Stayed off the computer until about 6.

In films, I like most of the Woody Allen/Diane Keaton ouevre.  Did I spell that right?  Everybody sing: "If oeuvre I would leave you..."
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 04:48:10 PM
You want your nineteen year old daughter to meet the author of THAT poem?  You want your nineteen year old daughter to meet a man in his late eighties who is married to someone who is fifty something years his junior?  It is to wonder.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 04:52:59 PM
You want your nineteen year old daughter to meet the author of THAT poem?  You want your nineteen year old daughter to meet a man in his late eighties who is married to someone who is fifty something years his junior?  It is to wonder.

I want my daughter to know extraordinary people. She'll have lots of time to hang around with bores. I'm the Auntie Mame of mothers. Anyway, he's quite a funny man.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 05:00:59 PM
In his youth Faludy was quite the romantic poet. My late mother and her sister would swoon over his poems. There was a whole group of Hungarian artist emigres in Toronto who had been political prisoners together. Back in the good old days in prison, Faludy would hold secret philosophy classes at night in the cell and would recite new poems he'd written in his head. The job of his fellow prisoners was to memorize the poems so that whoever survived could bring them out into the world. I assume that's the genesis of the idea of this poem.
I'd be a fool not to want DD to meet him.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Danise on August 26, 2004, 05:02:31 PM
Evening all,

Healing vibes to DR Jane!    

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I saw that picture of a manatee.  Can you believe that sailors once thought those were mermaids?  I've always thought those men must have been pretty desperate to think that!  LOL!  I like them and have gone down by the power plant to see them in the wild but I would NEVER mistake them for a woman.  The whiskers are a dead give away.   ::)

Quiet day at work.  Thank goodness.  No bomb threats, fire drills or elevator malfunctions.  I could get used to that.   :)

That was a very bad storm last night.  Lots of trees down, roads flooded out and I heard there was a water spout in the bay.  

Weirdest food combo?  Humm.  Well, I like lemons and salt.  I used to eat them like some people eat apples.  






Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: George on August 26, 2004, 05:26:00 PM
In his youth Faludy was quite the romantic poet. My late mother and her sister would swoon over his poems. There was a whole group of Hungarian artist emigres in Toronto who had been political prisoners together. Back in the good old days in prison, Faludy would hold secret philosophy classes at night in the cell and would recite new poems he'd written in his head. The job of his fellow prisoners was to memorize the poems so that whoever survived could bring them out into the world. I assume that's the genesis of the idea of this poem.
I'd be a fool not to want DD to meet him.

Did he get the idea from Fahrenheit 451? (not to be confused with Fahrenheit 9/11)
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 05:38:36 PM
You're an auntie all right.  Yes, by all means, have the darling daughter meet him.  

I'll be on my way soon, heading to the theater.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 05:40:27 PM
Did he get the idea from Fahrenheit 451? (not to be confused with Fahrenheit 9/11)

I don't think so. He was first imprisoned in the 1940's, I think. 451 was published in the early 50's  (53?).
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 05:48:44 PM
You're an auntie all right.  Yes, by all means, have the darling daughter meet him.  

I can't "have" her do anything. She's a young adult (20, not 19, BTW)
I can certainly suggest and facilitate.
The very young should meet as many remarkable people as possible. I feel my inner Rosalind Russell welling up....
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jennifer on August 26, 2004, 06:39:41 PM
DR Jane did you have your dental work today?

Hope you are alright.

Good vibes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Noel on August 26, 2004, 07:39:45 PM
I liked the poem, too, Panni.  And you're correct that Farenheit 451 was published in 1953.  An earlier version of the Bradbury story, called The Fireman, was published in 1950, but I don't know if that referred to the cumbustion temperature of paper.

I'm wondering if the poem was written earlier, though.  Faludy's imprisonment would have been when?  I know so little of Hungarian history.

And Joy would get annoyed whenever I mistakenly referred to that most entertaining Michael Moore film as Farenheit 451.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 26, 2004, 08:26:26 PM
My current favorite poet is current US Poet Laureate Billy Collins.  A lot of people think he is the Wonder bread of poets, but I still like him.  This is one of my particular favorites (of his):

LITANY

You are the bread and the knife,
the crystal goblet and the wine.
You are the dew on the morning grass
and the burning wheel of the sun.
You are the white apron of the baker
and the marsh birds suddenly in flight.

However, you are not the wind in the orchard,
the plums on the counter,
or the house of cards.
And you are certainly not the pine-scented air.
There is just no way you are the pine-scented air.

It is possible that you are the fish under the bridge,
maybe even the pigeon on the general's head,
but you are not even close
to being the field of cornflowers at dusk.

And a quick look in the mirror will show
that you are neither the boots in the corner
nor the boat asleep in its boathouse.

It might interest you to know,
speaking of the plentiful imagery of the world,
that I am the sound of rain on the roof.

I also happen to be the shooting star,
the evening paper blowing down an alley,
and the basket of chestnuts on the kitchen table.

I am also the moon in the trees
and the blind woman's tea cup.
But don't worry, I am not the bread and the knife.
You are still the bread and the knife.
You will always be the bread and the knife,
not to mention the crystal goblet and--somehow-- the wine.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Matt H. on August 26, 2004, 08:30:24 PM
I'm not a fan of Gilbert and Sullivan (at all), so my enjoyment of THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE was purely tied up in the lively performances of Kevin Kline, George Rose, Patricia Routledge, and Tony Azito. Most especially, Kevin Kline was at his physical and sensual peak, and I'm sure he had many in the audience swooning at his derring-do. I found it difficult to keep my eyes off that magnificent chest.

Not a bad evening's entertainment at all despite suffering through that G&S score.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Matt H. on August 26, 2004, 08:33:55 PM
I have selected the DVDs for tomorrow (going to have movie company tomorrow night, so one of the choices was made for him). I'll give more details on Media Day tomorrow.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 26, 2004, 08:35:59 PM
On the subject of Ding Dongs vs Ring Dings, I prefer Ring Dings.  But I really prefer the old BIG Ring Dings that were about four inches in diameter and sold individually.  I also liked the Peanut Butter Ring Dings that were sold for a short while.

"Ring Ding!  Ring Ding!
Wish I had a Ring Ding!"

It wasn't a very compelling jingle.  Sung in a monotone acapella by an anonymous nine year old boy.  The finish was just as flat:

"Ring Ding!  Ring Ding!
Wish I had another Ring Ding!"
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 08:43:42 PM
Dan TM - Billy Collins is no longer the Poet Laureate. He was certainly a very popular one. One of the few "star" poets today. The new Poet Laureate is Ted Kooser. And I've never read anything of his, I'm afraid.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 09:07:03 PM
I liked the poem, too, Panni.

Did you read the whole thing on the link I gave? It's very powerful.
The only arrest date I could find was 1946 (for two years in Recsk - a notorious Hungarian prison). Learn This Poem was actually written in 1980. But the memorizing of poems by fellow prisoners happened in the 40's-early 50's.
Here is another short poem, not at all dark like Learn This Poem. It was written when Faludy and his first wife, after years of persecution, were living as immigrants in London in 1961..

         62, Birbeck Road

This is the address of our little place.
Our furniture may be old-fashioned,
But we have plenty of books to read,
We are in need of nothing. We are happy
That we are alive and learning.
To be, not to possess.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Noel on August 26, 2004, 09:14:55 PM
Yes, I found the whole Faludy, though I didn't see your link.

Dan the Man, that is quite a wonderful poem, making one laugh AND cry.

Me, I've been known to actually stand on a subway platform, uttering, The apparition of these faces before me/petals on a wet black bough.

In for two bucks, in for some Pound, I say!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 26, 2004, 09:28:02 PM
Dan TM - Billy Collins is no longer the Poet Laureate. He was certainly a very popular one. One of the few "star" poets today. The new Poet Laureate is Ted Kooser. And I've never read anything of his, I'm afraid.

Oy.  I am out of the Poet Laureate loop.  When did we last vote on this?
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Tomovoz on August 26, 2004, 09:40:04 PM
I thought the Poet Laureate was John Masefield. Things change so quickly.  Wrong country, wrong century.  I would have prefered Spike Milligan.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Tomovoz on August 26, 2004, 09:40:40 PM
Does Canada have a PL?  Rod McKuen?
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Tomovoz on August 26, 2004, 09:41:29 PM
I am all alone it seems. No François today!
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Noel on August 26, 2004, 09:49:04 PM
Oy.  I am out of the Poet Laureate loop.  When did we last vote on this?

Trouble is, there's a guy running for Poet Laureate who keeps trying to focus on the issues - meter, imagery, rhyme, allusions, etc. and the incumbant Poet Laureate's surrogates started lying about the other guy's early poetic heroism overseas (the incumbant Poet Laureate didn't even GO overseas) so all anyone ever talks about is whether these scurrilous charges are true.  Instead of the issues.  Or the incumbant's record.   >:(
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Dan (the Man) on August 26, 2004, 09:54:25 PM
Sigh...

I should have turned in earlier.  But now all this talk of poetry, as it always does, has made me by turns wistful, sullen, teary and oddly, mutedly joyful.  I usually try to put my feelings to bed before I climb in.  But thanks to George Faludy, Ezra Pound, Billy Collins, they are running all over the place.  Beddy-Bye Land will not be a peaceful place tonight.  Sigh...
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 10:05:34 PM
Dan TM - What the heck, sometimes it's nice to go to bed "wistful, sullen, teary and oddly, mutedly joyful." Sleep well.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 10:38:46 PM
I'm back and must sit on my couch like so much fish.  Tonight's show was just about sold out and the performance went VERY well.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: DearReaderLaura on August 26, 2004, 11:06:31 PM
Some of these weird food combinations are weirder than floop.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 11:12:41 PM
What's floop??
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 11:13:24 PM
Floop sweat?
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Jay on August 26, 2004, 11:25:23 PM
I went to see a play this evening at the Pasadena Playhouse, Dear Readers.  It was called Vincent in Brixton, and its chief characteristic was its soporific effect.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: bk on August 26, 2004, 11:27:59 PM
Panni doesn't pay enough attention to this here message board since floop has been mentioned and discussed and even pictured many many times.
Title: Re:ONE SOLITARY DING DONG
Post by: Panni on August 26, 2004, 11:58:50 PM
I'm a floop at paying attention, I guess.