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Title: THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 17, 2004, 11:59:33 PM
Well, you've read the notes, you know all about the X-rated geese and what they are doing, and now it is time to post until the X-rated cows come home.  Do so immdiately.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 12:17:35 AM
First post???
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jed on December 18, 2004, 12:20:27 AM
Just at the tail end of last night's posts, MBarnum said...
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Nice cookies DR Panni!

Trying to make up for the previous night's "collapsed rack" comment, eh? :D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 12:23:10 AM
Well, what a wonderful late-night group --Joey; my son, Jed; and Betty Crocker!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 12:24:04 AM
...........and now, my daughter, too!!!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jed on December 18, 2004, 12:24:31 AM
Feeling any better tonight, dear father?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 12:25:01 AM
......and now, Uncle BK is back!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 12:29:06 AM
Feeling any better tonight, dear father?

Actually, at the moment I am, son.  We had a great show tonight, a very responsive crowd, AND our very own DR George was in attendance.  We have now actually met face to face!!  Thank you. George, for driving up to see the show.

Unfortunately, as good as I feel at the moment, I am going to be in a lot of pain in the morning.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 12:29:57 AM
What is this all of a sudden, All My Children?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 12:31:07 AM
Although I can't really remember, I think Mr. Computer Man set my computer to do something at midnight on Fridays, because every Friday at midnight everything gets really slow and lethargic, like clockwork.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 12:31:15 AM
I actually haven't watched all that much TV this year. I've certainly hardly watched ANY since I moved. I'm sure something will come to mind later.
As for cake, my favorite is a cake my mother used to make called Pisinger Torta. (And before you start making pee jokes, all you silly non-Hungarians out there in the dark, it's pronounced: PISH-inger.)
I haven't thought of this yummy cake in years and I'm stunned I remember the name of it. Layers of thin wafer-like cake with the most delicious chocolate cream between the layers. I used to lick the bowl my mother made the cream in. Heaven! I don't know if I have the recipe - I've never made it.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 12:32:05 AM
Welcome seven GUESTS.  We're talkin' about TV.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 12:32:52 AM
Did anyone read the notes???  Birthday wishes, peoples.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 12:34:30 AM
Welcome seven GUESTS.  We're talkin' about TV.

I thought we were talking about ALL MY CHILDREN?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 12:37:47 AM
I see Hisaka.  What time is it in Japan, I wonder?  

I think my computer is doing things.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 12:38:05 AM
A VERY, VERY, VERY (that's 3 verys)  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO, BOTH,

PENNYO AND DAN THE MAN!!!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 12:39:09 AM
   



     A HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY TO DR PENNYO
                          AND DR DAN-THE-MAN!!
                         
                           Bring on the cakes!!!



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Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 12:39:21 AM
Welcome nine GUESTS and one HIDDEN.  We're havin' a late-night frenzy is what we're havin'.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jed on December 18, 2004, 12:39:44 AM
I could be mistaken (it happened once before, many many years back), but I do believe we've got us a late-night denizen posting frenzy going on!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 12:40:55 AM
I don't think I've ever discussed my favorite cake, have I?  Parisienne Cake.  Have I ever discussed that?  I want cake.  Parisienne Cake is yellow cake with layers of very light chocolate, with chocolate flakes on top.  
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Ann on December 18, 2004, 12:41:42 AM
Good evening all!

Hello dear father...I do hope you feel better soon.  Many vibes being sent your way....

Had the second of four performances of the Messiah with the Seattle Symphony tonight.  My mother and sister came to watch.  My sister brought a book, my mother fell asleep.  Can't blame her, though...my mother has conducted and/or played the Messiah so many times...she gets a bit bored by it now.  But it was nice to see them there.

I am eating mashed potatoes, but now craving cookies, bagels and lox, and all manner of salads...
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 12:41:58 AM
Let's freak everybody out - let's have three hundred posts by the time people check in in the morning.  If our nine GUESTS and one HIDDEN would only join in, we could each make approximately fifty posts.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 12:42:32 AM
Dear reader Ann, just come to Los Angeles and all can be yours.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Ann on December 18, 2004, 12:42:50 AM
and cake...did I mention I was craving cake?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 12:43:49 AM
I'm closing in on 7600 postings.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Ann on December 18, 2004, 12:45:47 AM
bk - throw in some of that Parisienne Cake and I'm there  :)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jed on December 18, 2004, 12:48:26 AM
It's a late-night/early-morning birthday party complete with cake!!!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 12:50:00 AM
I am off to bed.  I have an early morning rehearsal, plus I will have to hire a crane to get me out of bed!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 12:51:00 AM
I googled Pisinger Torta to see if there was a recipe somewhere - and I stumbled into an alternate universe... a Hungarian board somewhat like ours (I said "somewhat"). And there's someone posting named "Panna" - which is another nickname for Panni. And they're discussing food. Cue Rod Serling.
If you want to take a look
Look Here (http://www.randivonal.hu/forum/index.php?oldal=hozzaszolas&katazon=1&vfazon=23)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 12:51:42 AM
Good night, kids!  Let's do this again, soon.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 12:52:38 AM
Page 2 in less than an hour!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 12:54:19 AM
Goodnight, TCB. Feel better! ***Vibes your way***
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 12:55:18 AM
We had a great show tonight, a very responsive crowd, AND our very own DR George was in attendance.  We have now actually met face to face!!  Thank you. George, for driving up to see the show.

Yes, I drove up to...wherever the heck TCB's Scrooge is playing.  Port Orchard, that's it!  I decided on a whim to go tonight because I said that I'd like to see the show and meet TCB in person!  I called the box office of the theater and they said that Sunday was sold out!  That would have been the best time for me to go.  I was also told that Saturday was sold out!  I said "how about tonight?" (Friday) and was told, "We have four tickets left."  I said, "I'll take one!"  And I did.  I left work early (I have to go into work today and make up some more hours, anyway) and drove as fast as I could go.  There were several stretches of road where I was cruising at 80 mph! :o What was I thinking??  Anway, I got there at about 7:00 (whew) and the performance started at 7:45.  Plenty of time.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jed on December 18, 2004, 12:56:20 AM
Ok, Panni, if there's bitchslapping, page dancing, and any Hungarian equivalents of "unseemly" and/or "ginchy" at this other site, then I'll be afraid...
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 12:57:39 AM
The Hungarian site, BTW, is called "Habostorta.hu" which translates as "cake with whipped cream." The "subtitle" under the site name is "the biggest cake"... An alternate universe, I tell you!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 12:59:44 AM
That's it, George? You leave us hanging like that? You got there with plenty of time and...
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 01:00:04 AM
Dear reader Ann, come to the Christmas bash and Parisienne Cake will be yours.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 01:00:19 AM
Christmas EVE bash, that is.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 01:00:53 AM
I believe you'd meet other dear readers, such as Jay, Panni, and the Pogues, and even PennyO.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 01:01:14 AM
That's it, George? You leave us hanging like that? You got there with plenty of time and...

Here you go:

I must say that the theater was small.  I think they said it holds 78 people.  It's a true community theater.  People putting on a show because they love it.  It was delightful.  Tom (a.k.a. TCB) was quite the Scrooge.  His transformation from miser to...no-longer-a-miser was very effective.  Their Tiny Tim was the cutest Tiny Tim that I'd ever seen!  I'm glad I went.  Tom and I chatted for a bit afterwards.  He introduced me to a couple of friends of his and then he had to mingle with the rest of the adoring crowd.  Since I had a long drive back home, I left shortly afterwards.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 01:01:43 AM
We are havin' a regular partay here at haineshisway.com.  But, who among us has their pointy party hat on as well as their colored tights and pantaloons?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: S. Woody White on December 18, 2004, 01:02:34 AM
Happy Birthday, Dan-TM and PennyO.

Vibes to DR Ann, to DR Jose's family, to DR TCB, and to everyone else who thinks they need them.

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Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 01:03:02 AM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE VERY ONE, THE VERY ONLY PENNYO!![/move]
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 01:03:48 AM
Ok, Panni, if there's bitchslapping, page dancing, and any Hungarian equivalents of "unseemly" and/or "ginchy" at this other site, then I'll be afraid...

Check it out for yourself, son of TCB and brother of Ann and nephew of bk. Do I have it right? And does that mean that bk and TCB are brothers? That they're part of the bktcb clan? A clan which eschews vowels? (That's the first time I've ever said "which eschews" and I must add that it requires a "Gesundheit!")
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 01:03:58 AM
[move=right,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DEAR READER DAN-THE-MAN[/move]
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 01:07:50 AM
I'm tired, but I'm enjoying this here partay so much that we'll just stay all night and sing 'em all.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: S. Woody White on December 18, 2004, 01:09:09 AM
And, simply in coincidence with today's title, der B and I feasted on goose breasts tonight!

They were simply grilled, but I served them with a fruit compote made of apples, oranges, and raspberries and simmered in a pomegranite/apple cider.  

I also roasted a big batch of chestnuts, some of which i included in the rice I served on the side, and I boiled up some boiler onions, which I then cooked a little further with some butter and five-spice powder.

We do eat yummiliciously in this house!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 01:10:06 AM
I haven't got my partay clothes on. In all honesty, I don't own a presentable pair of pantaloons. I do have a rather elegant pointy hat with an ostrich feather. As for colored tights - Is black considered a color? I think I still have my black ballet tights somewhere. Perhaps even a white pair. I could be a vision in black, white and ostrich, no?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 01:12:01 AM
I'll stick around until we get to Page 3, then I need to put on my bed partay clothes and call it a day (or Fred).
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 01:12:53 AM
Well, I must end my portion of the par-tay.  I have to get up early in the morning, so I'd like to get some sleep before then...and not just a nap.  So, goodnight all!  I hope PennyO and Dan-the-Man each have a great day today! ;D And Great Job with Scrooge, TCB!!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 01:14:00 AM
I'll stick around until we get to Page 3, then I need to put on my bed partay clothes and call it a day (or Fred).

Okay, here's my one gratuitous post to get us closer to Page 3, so that Panni can go to bed.  Goodnight! :D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 01:16:35 AM
DR George - great that you jumped in your car and went to see TCB! A true HHW kind of thing to do.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 01:17:07 AM
Why do I always feel the need to clean up before she of the Evil Eye gets here?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 01:17:48 AM
I tried to jump in my car but it's very difficult.  Not enough room really and very hard to jump when you're seated.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 01:17:48 AM
While you're all thinking of clever posts, I'll take Abie out for his evening pee. I forgot to do it earlier. He's sound asleep and is not going to appreciate being woken up to pee. But he'll thank me later.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 01:18:26 AM
Abie's Evening Pee.  Isn't that a play in three acts?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 01:19:22 AM
Ann left.  She must be on her way to Los Angeles.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 01:20:04 AM
Why do I always feel the need to clean up before she of the Evil Eye gets here?

So she won't give you the Double Evil Eye? (I guess that would be the Evil EYES.)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 01:21:17 AM
Abie's Evening Pee.  Isn't that a play in three acts?

No, you're getting it confused with Abie's Irish Poo.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 01:21:44 AM
Are we there yet?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 01:22:11 AM
Yes!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 01:22:13 AM
Well, I myself must WUSSIFY because she of the Evil Eye will be knock-knock-knocking upon my door very soon.  Keep the home fries burning.  Can you imagine how surprised our early morning denizens will be when they see three count them three pages of postings?  And we shall laugh and laugh and then just when we think we cannot laugh any more, we shall laugh again.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 01:23:56 AM
Okay, I'm leaving the partay. It's been real... in a surreal sort of way.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 01:24:18 AM
Leave it to Panni to take us directly into the toilet.

Leave It To Panni - isn't that a musical comedy from the golden age.  I believe it is, and I believe it was adapted from the three act play, Abie's Evening Pee.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 02:00:11 AM
THREE PAGES OF POSTS!!!

AM I SURPRISED....YOU BET I AM!!!

The Amazon rating of WRITER'S BLOCK at this early EST time is holding at 33,357!

Happy Birthdays to DR PENNY-O and the DR DtM!!!!

Now it is 5 a.m. and I must go to the grocery store before anyone else in the entire town of Mooresville gets there!  yes, I must be first.

I will think about my television choices and get back to you on that...them...those...  Uh...I will think about it.

Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 02:01:02 AM
LEAVE IT TO PANNI was indeed a short-running show on the DuMont network that featured Rose Marie as Panni and Morey Amsterdam as Guy Haines......no kinescopes exist....
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 02:57:32 AM
Well - well - I pulled up to the Kroger Store in the JackMobile, as I always do at 5 a.m. on Saturday, and on the door was a handwritten sign:

"Store will be closed from 5 am to 6 am Saturday.  Sorry for the inconvenience."

Oh my!  Well what to do, go home and wait an hour?  Nope, I went to the Marsh Supermarket, the only other grocery store that I have a SuperSaver Scanner card for.  

I tell you, I am a Virgo, I am a creature of habit.....and going into a different and unfamiliar grocery store is like journeying to another planet.  Everything is in the wrong place....and do not know which aisles to walk up and which aisles to walk down....I do NOT know how to shop.  It was a  nightmare, Dear Friends....a Nightmare.  It was like....it was like Fellini Shopping.

I did not buy everything I needed, I just bought what I could find.

I am now going to rest....hopefully the rest of the day will not be such an ordeal.....or rather....such an ordeal should be the most gruesome one I face in my life, and I will consider myself LUCKY!!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 04:21:25 AM
I was about to say good morning, all! and I had to read three pages of posts!  This only happens when I oversleep and it's around 7:10 am on the East Coast!  What a partay for the West Coast, and I slept through all the noise.

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 :-* :-* :-* :-* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DR PENNY O!!!!! :o :o :o :o ;D :) ;) :D ;D :-* :-*
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Not to kick a corpse, but, Dear Friend BK, you were the producer of the album for Miss Mayes.  Of course she was nice to you!  She just didn't have to be nice to other folk like the orchestrator.  And she still owes me for the CDs of UNSUNG MUSICALS I left for her at SHE LOVES ME while she was still being nice.   Before the recording sessions.  

TV of 2004?  Right now, it's DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, and last spring it was WONDERFALLS and DEADWOOD on HBO.   I think the biggest disappointment was JOEY, since I thought Matt LeBlanc was wonderful on FRIENDS, but I find the show a letdown in so many irritating ways.
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Post by: Michael on December 18, 2004, 05:30:24 AM
Happy Birthday Penny and Dan. Does that make you fraternal twins?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Michael on December 18, 2004, 05:31:00 AM
DR. Elmoore:

How are you doing? You have a clean bill of health?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Hisaka on December 18, 2004, 06:15:45 AM

Happy Birthday to You, DR DAN (THE MAN) !!!
and
Happy Birthday to you, DR PENNYO !!!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Dan-in-Toronto on December 18, 2004, 06:25:52 AM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]Happiest of Birthdays to

Dan The Man[/move]

from the "other one" (a Bells Are Ringing reference)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Ben on December 18, 2004, 06:38:43 AM
Happy Birthday Wishes to bi-coastal Penny O and east coastal Dan-the-Man.

I don't watch much television so I have to agree with the esteemed BK in my choices for top television moments of 2004.

So many posts at 9:39am on Saturday. What a pleasant surprise.

I'll try to check in later.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Dan-in-Toronto on December 18, 2004, 06:40:33 AM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]BEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO DR PENNY O![/move]
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: td on December 18, 2004, 07:08:27 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND TO YOU,
HERE'S A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR TWO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE WHOLE DAMNED CREW
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND
TO YOU!

Best Wishes Dan and Penny!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Hisaka on December 18, 2004, 07:15:36 AM
DR BK, It's 12:17am. I'm in seventeen hours ahead of you, and other LA dear readers.
You're in seventeen hours behind me.  So it's hard for us to meet here on the board, always chasing each other...

Why don't you make a musical comedy movie like the golden age's? I want to see a REAL  American musical film, again.  I think it's possible for you to make it.

Good night.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Matt H. on December 18, 2004, 07:43:30 AM
Last night, BK wrote: "This whole Writer's Block thing makes me want to put aside what I'm working on and write another mystery."


I really think you should, BK. You seem to have a knack for it, and everyone's enthusiasm should make you eager to try your hand at it again.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Matt H. on December 18, 2004, 07:44:39 AM
Happy Birthday to DRs PennyO and Dan. Hope you both have great birthdays today!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Matt H. on December 18, 2004, 07:48:10 AM
My favorite TV moments of 2004:

The final episode of FRIENDS, beautifully written and performed and filled with laughs and quite a few tears.

The season finale of '24' with a breathless plot finally brought to an exhilarating conclusion and followed by one of the most heartrending private moments ever shared by a leading male action character in a drama.

The astonishing series premiere of LOST, one of the most surprising, action-filled and yet thoroughly character-driven pilots I've ever watched. And the subsequent series has lived up to this fantastic first episode.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Matt H. on December 18, 2004, 07:56:00 AM
A few more:

The AMERICAN IDOL episode where Fantasia Barrino first sang "Summertime," by far the best solo of this year's competition.

ANGELS IN AMERICA (actually I think this premiered in December 2003, but what the heck! It was great enough to deserve inclusion for this year, too).

The series finale of SEX AND THE CITY with each of the characters have satisfying and believable conclusions to their stories.

and from a purely lascivious point of view:

the episode arc on QUEER AS FOLK which featured Matt Battaglia as a bisexual pro football player having a clandestine affair with one of the show's main characters. The sexiest scenes of 2004 in my eyes.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Matt H. on December 18, 2004, 07:58:06 AM
Another party to attend tonight, so I have to get my DVD watching done this afternoon. However, that's up to question, too, since a friend has asked me to accompany him as he buys components for his new home theater.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: PennyO on December 18, 2004, 08:13:50 AM
Oh, you dear dears! I'm about to head off to the airport for my day in LA - and find three pages of lovely birthday wishes!! I had no idea that Dan the Man was my Twin! Happy Day to you, DtheM!

I'll be back at the cabin tomorrow - then hit the road in my car for LA and BK's annual Christmas Eve bash. I've been living on the road for 4 and a half years... maybe at some point I'll perch somewhere semi-permanent... I love this life, but I do get weary sometimes.

Okay - Birthday Wish - somebody find me a sublet in NYC for at least Feb-March, while my JEWISH THIGHS are off-Broadway!!! Otherwise, i do have everything I ever wanted. (as my friend Felice used to say, "Penny's so lucky -- she doesn't WANT anything..." Well, I DID-DO want: freedom and time. Those have been-are the greatest gifts of my life, and I have them)

And to you, DR's, my Family of Choice, my birthday wishes for you are joy, wisdom, astonishment, clarity, love, serenity, self-awareness, choice, courage, optimism, freedom, and TIME. Bless you all, with my whole heart. Happy Birthday to me. To you. Every day.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 08:27:52 AM
Happy Birthday, PennyO!!!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 08:29:25 AM
Happy Birthday, Dan (the Man)!!!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 08:36:53 AM
Good Morning!

Well... I slept in.  Actually, I did find myself awake at 5:30AM?!??!  -Must have been all the late-night denizen-ing going on here.  But I eventually made it back to bed... The next thing I knew it was 10:30, so...

As for TV moments.. Hmm... I didn't get to watch much TV either...  But...

"Sex and the City" - The final episode. -Actually, episodeS.

...And there were some surprising room reveals on "Trading Spaces" and "While You Were Out"... ;)

Hmm....
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 08:50:38 AM
DR Panni - Even the best of ovens have hot-spots, so... The next time you bake a batch of cookies, just rotate the sheet(s) back to front and/or top to bottom halfway through the cooking time.  Yes, it takes a little extra effort, but it can be worth it.  However....

Your cookies look wonderful!

*And I'm really hoping I can get some baking done early next week... Of course, now they're forecasting our first possible snowfall, so...
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Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 08:53:19 AM
Good morning!  I can’t believe I am up so soon.  It seems like I barely went to bed (barely being how I normally go to bed).  I went to bed with high hopes of reviewing my scenes for this morning’s rehearsal, but fell asleep immediately.  I am indeed very sore today and very tired, but I thank those of you who sent Good Vibes.

Thank you again, DR George, for journeying through the hinterlands to see SCROOGE.  It was such a pleasure to finally meet you.  I apologize that I didn’t have more time to chat.  The theater is very small and very cute, but I am very impressed with the quality of the production in such a small space.  And what is it about everyone thinking that damn Tiny Tim is so adorable?  He should get his own damn musical and leave me in peace! (KIDDING)
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 09:01:13 AM
LEAVE IT TO PANNI was indeed a short-running show on the DuMont network that featured Rose Marie as Panni and Morey Amsterdam as Guy Haines......no kinescopes exist....

Wrong, DR Jr - I believe it was Mary Tyler Moore who played Panni. Or perhaps Joi Lansing.
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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 09:01:25 AM
elmore - of course I know Miss Mayes can be a pill, but at least she knew better than to be a pill with me.  Just a couple of other performers were pills to me and they learned that being a pill is not the way to win with me.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 09:01:54 AM
Well - well - I pulled up to the Kroger Store in the JackMobile, as I always do at 5 a.m. on Saturday, and on the door was a handwritten sign:

"Store will be closed from 5 am to 6 am Saturday.  Sorry for the inconvenience."

Oh my!  Well what to do, go home and wait an hour?  Nope, I went to the Marsh Supermarket, the only other grocery store that I have a SuperSaver Scanner card for.  

I tell you, I am a Virgo, I am a creature of habit.....and going into a different and unfamiliar grocery store is like journeying to another planet.  Everything is in the wrong place....and do not know which aisles to walk up and which aisles to walk down....I do NOT know how to shop.  It was a  nightmare, Dear Friends....a Nightmare.  It was like....it was like Fellini Shopping.

I did not buy everything I needed, I just bought what I could find.

Dontcha just hate when that happens?!?!?!?

What I don't like is when stores in the same chain have different layouts.  Yes, I know, sometimes building codes come into play, but, come on!!!  It's called planning!?!?!?!?

Targets have this "problem".  Some of the location are just flipped around.  Even my beloved Ukrop's in Richmond have interesting layouts for some of the "other" locations. ;)
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 09:04:22 AM
Lovely photo, DR Hisaka.

Thanks for the cookie advice, Jose. I'll be making the second half of the batch today (the dough is in the fridge) - so that's what I'll do.
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 09:04:53 AM
Page Four Underpants!
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 09:11:35 AM
Yes, I was correct, DR Jr, about who played Panni in Leave it to Panni. For some great shots of Panni as portrayed in the show, go to the
 LEAVE IT TO PANNI SITE (http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/joilansing2.html)
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 09:13:20 AM
...An uncanny likeness, don't you think?
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Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 09:21:42 AM
Hi all!

What a lovely day to have a Birthday!  It's so nice, I think there should be TWO birthdays!  Why what is this?  Did I get my wish?  Yes, in fact!  There ARE two birthdays!

Have a WONDERFUL day, DR's Penny and Dan-the-Man!  

I must be getting used to the cold.  It's only 63 degrees F.  Notice I remembered the F this time.  And I think it is warm and lovely.  

Read the movie!  See the book!  Abie's Evening Pee!  I think they are going to make a musical out of it well!   :D

Well, I'm off to do normal Saturday chores.  There must be dog food in the house.  And dog goodies.  Must not forget the dog goodies.  The world as we know it will end if there is not any dog goodies in the house.

I do what I can to protect mankind from those type of disasters.

Talk with ya'll later!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 09:22:19 AM
Off to the matinee...

Laters...
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Post by: Jay on December 18, 2004, 09:27:21 AM
One, two, three –

[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PENNYO ONE OF OUR FAVORITE PEOPLE!!! [/move] [/color]
One, two, three –

[move=right,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR VERY OWN DAN THE MAN!!![/move][/color]
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Post by: Jay on December 18, 2004, 09:31:34 AM
I'm listening to the radio and opera singers are singing Christmas music.  It's all very festive.
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 09:33:45 AM
I'm listening to the radio and opera singers are singing Christmas music.  It's all very festive.

The station, DR Jay? I'd like to listen.
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 09:34:39 AM
Never mind - I turned on the radio and it was tuned right there!
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Post by: Jay on December 18, 2004, 09:36:54 AM
The station, DR Jay? I'd like to listen.

KUSC 91.5.  But only for twenty more minutes, when the Metropolitan Opera broadcast begins.  Today's opera is Wagner's Tannhauser.
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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 09:40:36 AM
All righty - I'm on my way to the post office and then to do stuff - I'll be back by two - keep the home fries burning.
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Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 09:46:33 AM
OMG DRPANNI - thanks for the link.  I stand corrected.  Now my question is, in which of those outfits do you dress to bake cookies?
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Post by: Emily on December 18, 2004, 09:48:32 AM
[size=8]Happy Birthday Dan and PennyO!!! :D[/size]

[stream=256,256]http://www.stingsandthings.com/home/stings/mserve.cgi?file=free/happy-birthday-free.mp3[/stream]
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Post by: JMK on December 18, 2004, 09:52:04 AM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TO PO & DTM!![/move]

In the yes, I have no shame, Day 2 Department:  this morning's article on the unfortunate suicidee at the Crystal Cathedral mentions that he arranged for John Tesh and Celine Dion, which makes it all the more understandable to me.

TV TOD:  Betsy and I both let out yelps of glee when Leeann and Ami got voted off of Survivor.  Lost and Desperate Housewives have also been very good all season.
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 09:53:11 AM
OMG DRPANNI - thanks for the link.  I stand corrected.  Now my question is, in which of those outfits do you dress to bake cookies?

There's a shot of me relaxing on the sofa after a heavy day of baking.
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Post by: Ginny on December 18, 2004, 09:58:19 AM
Happy Happy Birthday Birthday to PennyO and Dan-the-Man!
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Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 10:12:22 AM
Ah yes, I believe DRMBARNUM owns a copy of that photo of you, dRPANNI.

I have enjoyed THE AMAZING RACE, a new show called KEVIN HILL, and RENO 911!

But my favorite TV show this year, so far, has been LUCILLE BALL on PBS' AMERICAN MASTERS series.  A nice look at her tv work with some film I had never seen.....

Images of Michael Jackson and Scott Peterson and their various legal problems.  And sports wise some ice skating moments with John Weir.

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Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 10:16:08 AM
THE COOKIES ARE DONE!!!  

  ;D

UNDERPANTS!!!!   :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 10:41:22 AM
I think Joi Lansing was nominated for an emmy for her role as Panni, wasn't she? And not a collapsed rack in sight!

(http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/62/61610/photolot2-173.jpg)
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Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 10:42:41 AM
Which reminds me that I must call Joi Lansing's sister today. Although I did notice that in Joi's obituary there is no mention of a sister?? Just her surviving parents and her brother...maybe it is a sister-in-law?
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Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 10:44:11 AM
Or a hidden sister.....Whatever Happened to Baby Joi?
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Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 10:45:38 AM
elmore - of course I know Miss Mayes can be a pill, but at least she knew better than to be a pill with me.  Just a couple of other performers were pills to me and they learned that being a pill is not the way to win with me.

Dear Friend BK, I've never said Miss Mayes was dumb!  I only know of one person, a conductor, who's dumb enough to fight with the person holding the checkbook.  I just know I gave her better charts than her treatment deserved.  Even if they were late!  

DRMichael Shayne, I'm not yet dismissed by the surgeon, but I am in so much better shape than I was in August that it's amazing.  Thanks for asking.  How are you these days?
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Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 10:45:49 AM
Evgeny Plushenko looks like a nose with eyes.  There, I can't help it.  That boy is plain!

His face looks like a regular person's face reflected in a spoon.
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Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 10:45:51 AM
As for my mission impossible...mission accomplished: I bought a new car! Yes, a brand spanking new 2005 Hyundai Elantra Hatchback...blue to match my eyes, LOL!

I am happy to report that I dealt with the most wonderful and helpful salesmen ever...it was a nice, although LONG, car shopping experience. My neice Katie's husband Brian assisted me and I think I got a good deal.

I would snap a photo of the new automobile but for some reason my camera won't work. I tried new batteries but for the life of me I cannont get the shutter to open??!! I guess I will be making a trip back to Best Buy today!
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Post by: Tomovoz on December 18, 2004, 10:46:26 AM
[size=8]Happy Birthday Penny and Dan[/size][/b]
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Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 10:47:49 AM
Favorite TV shows of the year: DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES for sure, along with the old standbys THE AMAZING RACE, SURVIVOR, and BIG BROTHER...that is about it for my 2004 TV watching I guess. I did watch an episode of COLD CASE and enjoyed it, but I keep forgetting to tune in regularly.
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Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 11:00:24 AM
Happiest of birthdays DR DanTheMan!!! Hope it is a swell one!!

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Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 11:04:47 AM
And to the lovely DR PennyO, birthday greetings and best wishes to you as well!!

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Post by: Tomovoz on December 18, 2004, 11:04:54 AM
TV:  Not much this year. Still "Six Feet Under" and thanks to DR Panni, "M.I.5" ("Spooks" in the UK and OZ). Tonight is the first of "Carnivale" which I shall try.
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Post by: Sandra on December 18, 2004, 11:18:42 AM
Happy birthday, Dear Readers Dan the Man and Penny!

I am hungry.

The end.
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Post by: Sandra on December 18, 2004, 11:20:16 AM
Ooh, page five!

***Dance of the Seven Underpants***

I'm still hungry.
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Post by: S. Woody White on December 18, 2004, 11:30:23 AM
I tell you, I am a Virgo, I am a creature of habit.....and going into a different and unfamiliar grocery store is like journeying to another planet.  Everything is in the wrong place....and do not know which aisles to walk up and which aisles to walk down....I do NOT know how to shop.  It was a  nightmare, Dear Friends....a Nightmare.  It was like....it was like Fellini Shopping.

I did not buy everything I needed, I just bought what I could find.
There are three grocery stores that der B and I can go to, along with a few other places that sell food items.  We have one grocery store that is a favorite (the closest to where we live), but the other two also get our patronage.  Why?  Because occasionally the favorite store will be out of an item I want.  Or sometimes one of the other stores will be closer to where we are, if we are out doing other shopping.

I like having more than one store handy, and learning where they all keep things.  Sometimes, while I explore the less familiar stores, I'll find something else that will give me ideas on what to cook, if not that night than for some other time.

Having more than one grocery store handy also means we can find the right roses to give to our favorite performers!

As for those "other" stores I mentioned, there is a produce stand where der B likes to get his scrapple (they make their own in their kitchen in back).  There's a cheese and spices store that we both like.  And life would not be as good without our favorite fishmonger.

I say, get out there and live!  Go to these other stores!  You never know what you'll find!  Life is a banquet, and most poor beggars are munching on corn flakes with soy milk!
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Post by: S. Woody White on December 18, 2004, 11:47:47 AM
Why don't you make a musical comedy movie like the golden age's? I want to see a REAL  American musical film, again.  I think it's possible for you to make it.
Dear Hisaka: As much as I admire our BK, who can do almost anything he likes, even he would have trouble making a musical like they used to make.  It's not his fault, it's because the movie studios don't exist like they did in the Golden Era.

Back then, a producer could decide to make a film, and he would have all sorts of specialists who could do all the work for him.  The costume designers, the set designers, the cameramen and choreographers, everyone right down the the piccolo player in the orchestra were already under contract to the studio, ready to ply their specialty and help make a perfect film.

That system for making films doesn't exist any more.  The studios don't have anyone under contract the way they used to.  All those specialists have to be called up one by one, and when they do get together they don't work as a team the way they used to.  

And that is why we don't have musicals the way we used to.
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Post by: Sandra on December 18, 2004, 11:47:53 AM
There is a funny smoky smell outside. Methinks our neighbors are smoking those funny cigarettes.

In other news, I am eating a yummy breakfast of chocolate chip pancakes with powdered sugar and a Cherry Coke.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: S. Woody White on December 18, 2004, 11:54:13 AM
Wrong, DR Jr - I believe it was Mary Tyler Moore who played Panni. Or perhaps Joi Lansing.

Mary Tyler Moore was in the first pilot.  They only showed her legs.
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Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 11:59:16 AM
Oh that's right drSWW....MTM didn't have the rack for the subsequent series it turns out.

Well.....different stores....well....I don't know....I just don't know.
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Post by: S. Woody White on December 18, 2004, 12:02:12 PM
I think Joi Lansing was nominated for an emmy for her role as Panni, wasn't she? And not a collapsed rack in sight!

(http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/62/61610/photolot2-173.jpg)
Ah, yes, typecasting!
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Post by: Jennifer on December 18, 2004, 12:12:01 PM

Happy Birthday DR Dan The Man!!

 :) ;) :D ;D 8) :-* :) ;) :D ;D 8) :P :-* :) ;) :D ;D 8) :P :-*

Happy Birthday DR PennyO!!


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Post by: Jennifer on December 18, 2004, 12:13:38 PM
OMG, there are too many pages of posts for me to read!

DR Jrand, I have no idea how you are able to go shopping at 5am.  I left today at 7:30am (and there were hundreds of people in line).  And I think that is slightly crazy!  They were giving $10 off coupons and wrapping paper.
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Post by: Jennifer on December 18, 2004, 12:15:23 PM
BK, I think the reason Writer's Block is so popular has more to do with it being theatre related vs it being a mystery.  I could be wrong, but that is what I think.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 12:18:20 PM
Congratulations on your NEW CAR MB!  I have to do the same sometme this year!  
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Post by: Matthew on December 18, 2004, 12:40:09 PM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]Happy B-day Dan (the Man) and PennyO!!![/move]
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Some of my favorite 2004 TV shows were "Amish In the City", "Alias", "Nanny 911" and "Trading Spouses", plus all the Food Network people except Rachel Ray, I find her 30 Minute meals boring, BUT I like her $40 a day.  Speaking of Food Network, Paula Dean made this Krispy Kreme Donut Bread Pudding the other day, it looked so good, that I'm making it for a Christmas gift!!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 12:42:06 PM
Well today, in my mail, was a copy of a revue entitled WHAT IF?

I watched it, enjoyed it.....have some first impresssions, but want to watch it again before if give my review of this revue!

Super talented cast - super production that enhances the material - top rate staging and choreography - Perfect costuming with the exception of one unfortunate dress!

Songs and "what-ifs" perfectly done.  Outstanding piano playing by DRJOSE.

All in all - a great entertainment!  When ALL the performances are outstanding no one stands out, but there were outstanding songs.  More after I see it again tomorrow.

Bravo and congrats to Mr BK for a terrific show.  All the hard work pays off - but it doesn't show.  Seemingly effortless ... and wonderfully complex.
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Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 12:43:44 PM
LOL DRJENNIFER it's the thoughts of those crowds that motivates me to leave the house at 5 am.  LOL
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Post by: S. Woody White on December 18, 2004, 12:48:21 PM
Getting back to Hisaka's question about sushi...

We have three restaurants that serve sushi here in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware.  That's not bad for a town with less than 2000 population.  (Of course, the rural areas outside of town also come in for the restaurants during the winter, and RB is a resort town during the summer.)  I would personally recommend two of the three restaurants.

My partner, der Brucer, decided to give sushi a try less than a year ago.  He's discovered that he loves eel and tuna, among other kinds of fish.  He's still unsure about eating urchen, however.

That's the good news.  The bad news is that very little Japanese food other than sushi.  One of the three restaurants is noted for it's teppan grills, which is more about the chef's performance with his knives than great food.  I personally love sukiyaki, but nobody prepares it here.  We don't even have a place where good noodles can be found!

Part of why Japanese food is taking so long to become popular here in America is because of the insistance on great ingredients, and knowledgable chefs to prepare the food.  Sushi became popular because the different kinds of fish used could be flown from coast to coast in the 1970s.  Before then, finding the top quality fish was very difficult.  Good sushi chefs from Japan took advantage of the good fish available, and moved to America to introduce us to what delicacies they could serve.  However, other kinds of Japanese foods haven't become as popular yet, because we don't have the chefs who can properly prepare them.
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Post by: S. Woody White on December 18, 2004, 12:53:56 PM
On the Food Network, Alton Brown ROCKS!

Rachel is OK, and Tyler Florence is eye-candy to serve lots of appetites.  Emeril is loud and obnoxious.

On the other nets, I regularly watch Lost, and that's about it.  Der B adds Kevin Hill and some of the police proceedural shows.  I just wish I could break him of his habit of watching Bill O'Reilly.  That guy is Emeril without food.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 01:00:21 PM
I think Joi Lansing was nominated for an emmy for her role as Panni, wasn't she? And not a collapsed rack in sight!

(http://images.auctionworks.com/hi/62/61610/photolot2-173.jpg)

Oh, no. "Nothing"'s collapsing for sure! (hmm... maybe... never mind!)
THE X-RATED GEESE..... all right!

Really! REALLY?!?

UN X-rated Birthday wishes to Penny O and Dan the Man! :D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 01:06:27 PM
[size=8]Happy Birthday Penny and Dan[/size][/b]

Tom,

Our friends are not THAT old that they can't SEE! :o ;D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 01:12:53 PM
Lesson learned: Don't go to a large, major electronics store (like Best Buy) to exchange a camera on the last Saturday before Christmas! LOL!

Holy cow, it was a little busy in there! But they looked at my digital camera, decided it was not working properly (or at all) and gave me a new one. Whew!

Oddly, enough, the traffic wasn't all that bad...maybe because ALL of the people are in the stores!!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 01:14:07 PM
Freddy is not so sure about my new car. He is used to the sound of my Tercel and comes running when I pull into the driveway. He couldn't understand why I was arriving in the big blue thing instead of the big white thing.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 01:14:38 PM
Well today, in my mail, was a copy of a revue entitled WHAT IF?



OK! OK!
Go ahead! Show off!
Ask us if we care! :D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 01:15:00 PM
And speaking of the big white thing...I must hie myself outside (it is sunny and cool) and clean it out so that someone might feel the desire to buy it from me!!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 01:21:16 PM
LOL DRJENNIFER it's the thoughts of those crowds that motivates me to leave the house at 5 am.  LOL

You mean..... EVERYBODY works during the week and ALL go shopping first thing on Saturday morning??

Strange!

I guess people attrack people!

Now, even here in Paris (France, Old Europe! ;D) I could NOT go shopping at 5 am! Nothing's open at 5 am... except the Hotel where i work...(and some) ... and I only sell rooms!
And I'm NOT sorry for it! (that nothing's open!)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 01:25:56 PM
Freddy is not so sure about my new car. He is used to the sound of my Tercel and comes running when I pull into the driveway. He couldn't understand why I was arriving in the big blue thing instead of the big white thing.

It has to be the sound and the shape of the car because, they told me ;), cats are colour-blind! Meow!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 01:37:26 PM
Well, I can never remember specific moments of shows, but in general, some of my favorite shows this season have been:

The Apprentice
Desperate Housewives
Lost
Star Trek:  Enterprise
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jed on December 18, 2004, 01:46:34 PM
When it comes to new TV in 2004, I have to jump on the Desperate Housewives bandwagon, too, but I'll also add Boston Legal.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 01:50:25 PM
well counting derBrucer and me....that's two of us watching Kevin Hill.....

LOL -- you didn't TRADE your old car MB?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jrand73 on December 18, 2004, 01:53:50 PM
Off to a party.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 02:01:53 PM
When it comes to new TV in 2004, I have to jump on the Desperate Housewives bandwagon, too, but I'll also add Boston Legal.

Jed, do you want to jump on the bandwagon, or you do want to jump on the Housewives?  Be careful, I think it was that damn bandwagon that I fell over.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 02:05:44 PM
As for television, I don't ever stop doing theater long enough to watch much television.  I have not seen LOST or HOUSEWIVES or KEVIN HILL.  Come to think of it, I didn't even see the FRIENDS final episode.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 02:08:50 PM
No JRand54, I didn't trade the old car in (1994 Toyota Terel with only 75K miles) as they don't give you much of a deal on that...and I have a couple of people already interested in driving it.

One thing about my new car I will love...it has air conditioning!! Woohoo! I have NEVER had a car that had air conditioning, before! I am now living in the lap of luxury! LOL!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 02:10:34 PM
My next door neighbors, Mike and Clara, are having there 15th yard sale of the year! I swear they must have one every other weekend, rain or shine!

I have yet to go over and see what they have for sale...and there is someone crawling on the roof of there house for some reason!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 02:14:40 PM
Congratulations, Mr. Barnum on the new car!  I think you will love your Elantra.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 02:17:39 PM
What jrand did not point out is the most fun thing about the What If DVD - it's in 1:78 and enhanced for widescreen TVs.  
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 02:18:19 PM
I'm back.  I'm going to sit in the yard for a few minutes - it must be in the eighties here, and it's absolutely beautiful outside.  Perhaps I'll take a photo or two whilst out there.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 02:28:37 PM
No JRand54, I didn't trade the old car in (1994 Toyota Terel with only 75K miles)...

What?  You have a 10 year old car with only 75,000 miles??  My six-and-a-half year old car just rolled over 87,000 miles!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 02:30:49 PM
My next door neighbors, Mike and Clara, are having there 15th yard sale of the year! I swear they must have one every other weekend, rain or shine!

Here in Olympia, you're only allowed to (legally) have two yard sales a year.  And you have to get a permit and have it on display, so if you try to get that third one, they'll know!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 02:33:14 PM
What jrand did not point out is the most fun thing about the What If DVD - it's in 1:78 and enhanced for widescreen TVs.

I don't have a widescreen TV, but my sister's boyfriend does!  I've never watched anything on it.  I will have to ask Larry to let me watch it!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 02:39:15 PM
I'm reading a book!

It's called: "Who Stole The "The Full Report" Column?"

A mystery! With a detective named Column Bo!

Here's an excerpt!:

     
Daily Column Archives

THE X-RATED GEESE
DIAL C FOR CHRISTMAS
THE CALLING BIRDS
SMELL-O-NOTES
IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS
HO, HO, HO
THE WINDMILLS OF MY MIND
THE WHIRLING DERVISH
80,000 POSTS
BACK IN THE SWING OF THINGS
HAINES 57

THE RODRIGUEZ EFFECT
THE OOMPH FACTOR
PITH AND VINEGAR
LIKE A GAZELLE IN A MOSH PIT


LOL!.......in French; JMMAGD! (Je Me Marre A Gorge Déployée!)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Matthew on December 18, 2004, 02:40:35 PM
Fandango FINALLY posted the theatres that will show the limited release of "The Phantom of the Opera" starting on Wednesday.  The nearest theatre (that's basically new with a good sound system) that's showing the film is in Daly City, about 20 minutes North of San Mateo.  I'm so excited about this film, I think it will be the highlight of my year.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Matt H. on December 18, 2004, 02:41:11 PM
Yes, I'd like bk to know that my copy of WHAT IF? also arrived today, and I'm livid that it came too late for me to watch it this afternoon. I'm tempted not to go to this drop-in at all tonight, but I kind of committed myself to going last night, so I will. But I will watch WHAT IF? when I get home and post thoughts tonight or tomorrow morning.

And a big, big thank you in advance to bk for the early, much treasured Christmas present.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Matt H. on December 18, 2004, 02:43:14 PM
Enhanced for widescreen TVs!!!!! bk, you never cease to amaze me.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 02:53:42 PM
Yes, I'd like bk to know that my copy of WHAT IF? also arrived today, and I'm livid....

Livid?
Well, you should see US!
Us without it! -- the copy of it, that is! --  ;D

Anyway! We'll get the book when it's out! ;)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 03:06:07 PM
Today I have made a big decision, about which more in tomorrow's notes.

I'm listening to the first of a whole slew of new CDs I picked up this morning - the currently playing CD is Howl's Moving Castle, which just came out in Japan and which I got an import of at a friend's store.  It's the latest Miyazaki film, and as always the score is by Joe Hisaishi, who I think is the best composer working in film today.  It's a wonderfully melodic score with none of the usual sops to temp tracks or other people's scores.  
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 03:16:35 PM
Well, Barnes and Noble was jumping today!  This morning, Jerry Zaks came up and said hello to me.  I hadn't seen him since I worked on a benefit for the Brearley School with him.  I told him he should be happy with the success of LA CAGE AUX FOLLES.  He's a very sweet guy.

Then David Eigenberg, who played Steve in SEX AND THE CITY, was in, and he made the manager Patty's day.  Also, very nice guy.  He was great as the dumb jock in TAKE ME OUT.

Then my favorite talking head Robert Kimball and his beautiful daughter Miranda, the spit and image of her lovely mom Abby, stopped in to say hi.  While I was out Kevin Bacon was in, and around 2:00 or so Steven Spielberg showed up!  The only person missing who comes in a lot was Jerry Seinfeld.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Matthew on December 18, 2004, 03:19:43 PM
David Eigenberg was in "Take Me Out"??  I'm soooo sorry I missed him, I always found him, well.... uh.... cute :)   And to have seen him in "Take Me Out" would have just made my .... uh.... well.... hmmm.... oh... nevermind :)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 03:23:43 PM
No JRand54, I didn't trade the old car in (1994 Toyota Terel with only 75K miles) as they don't give you much of a deal on that...and I have a couple of people already interested in driving it.

One thing about my new car I will love...it has air conditioning!! Woohoo! I have NEVER had a car that had air conditioning, before! I am now living in the lap of luxury! LOL!

What's air conditioning?  I've never had a car (or a house for that matter) that had that.   :)  

MBarnum, Congrats on the new car!  I'm still looking and oddly enough, I found a Chevy Blazer that I kinda like that is blue as well.  

I bought some more chestnuts today.  Panni, how did you tell me to make them without boiling them first?  I think you said to just put the X on them and bake them.  I may boil some of them and try the others your way.  

I also want to save a couple out for that receipe SWW told us about the other night.  The gravy.  Would you please e-mail/PM it to me?

The stores are a madhouse.  I only went to Walmart and the grocery store--didn't even go anywhere NEAR Brandon and it took me almost all afternoon to get the shopping done.  Still the dogs have their food and their goodies.  The world is safe once again.

I just put Christmas Vacation in the DVD player.  It's one of Mom's favorites.  I have to admit its one of mine as well.

Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 03:25:09 PM
You missed Kevin Bacon???  elmore3003, what have I told you about leaving the store?  Oh, I haven't?  Well, don't!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: td on December 18, 2004, 03:31:04 PM
All this chatter about Abie's pee reminds me of William Kotzwinkle's children's book:  WALTER,  THE FARTING DOG.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: JMK on December 18, 2004, 03:33:39 PM
We went to the office party last night of the law firm where Betsy's job rents a room.  $46/plate dinner for this froo-froo s*** that no one could stand (but the wine sure was good, LOL).  Anyway, they handed out gag gifts to all of the staff (Betsy got this cool wind-up Rube Goldberg looking thing that sparks out its tail and climbs anything in its way).  One of the clerks is evidently from Boise, and they gave him a bright green t-shirt with an image of his homestate emblazoned on it, on which in big bright letters was written:
 
IDAHO?
NO!
UDAHO!
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Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 03:36:19 PM
And I hope elmore recommended to each and every one that they immediately order Writer's Block.

Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: td on December 18, 2004, 03:39:35 PM
And I hope elmore recommended to each and every one that they immediately order Writer's Block.



Speaking of which, that dear elmore recommended the movie which I just finished watching! Claude Chabrol's LA CEREMONIE.  Thanks for that heads up, elmore!  Truly beguiling, surprising and compelling.  Now, I believe I shall hie myself to Barnes & Noble to see if I can pick up the book that it was based on. . .
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 03:39:56 PM
All this chatter about Abie's pee reminds me of William Kotzwinkle's children's book:  WALTER,  THE FARTING DOG.

This:
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 03:40:19 PM
Reminded me of this:

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Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 03:40:24 PM
Oh, td, I spoke of La Ceremonie right here in BK's Notes months ago - a marvelously marvelous film.  
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 03:41:27 PM
Such a day here in LA.  Here is where I just was - in my yard sitting at the table, working.  This is the view from there.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 03:42:09 PM
(If the "Walter, the Farting Dog" book is too big, I can resize it.  Let me know.)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 03:42:21 PM
The opposite view, looking back at the house - there's the table I was just sitting at.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 03:46:30 PM
You missed Kevin Bacon???  elmore3003, what have I told you about leaving the store?  Oh, I didn't?  Well, don't!

DRTCB, Mr Bacon lives within four blocks from me, as do Cynthia Nixon and Mandy Patinkin.  I see Kevin occasionally on Amsterdam Avenue, and Seinfeld once in a while on 83rd Street, where his garage is located.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: td on December 18, 2004, 03:48:48 PM
Oh, td, I spoke of La Ceremonie right here in BK's Notes months ago - a marvelously marvelous film.  

Well, BK, as often as I take your film advice (which is quite often), it might not have registered at that time.  You see, over dinner at Joe Allen's on Thanksgiving weekend, DR elmore and I were discussing the simply fabulous LATTER DAYS together, particularly Jaqueline Bisset's performance (and Mary Kay Place's, too) when Larry brought up how wonderful J.B. is in LA CEREMONIE.  When I returned from NYC, I immediately added it to my Netflix queue, and it finally became available this week.
So, has anyone read Ruth Rendell's JUDGEMENT IN STONE?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 03:49:05 PM
Speaking of which, that dear elmore recommended the movie which I just finished watching! Claude Chabrol's LA CEREMONIE.  Thanks for that heads up, elmore!  Truly beguiling, surprising and compelling.  Now, I believe I shall hie myself to Barnes & Noble to see if I can pick up the book that it was based on. . .

DRtd, I don't know if JUDGMENT IN STONE is available any more in this country.  I saw some imported copies at Partners & Crime the night of BK's reading, and I bought my copy at Foyle's in London, 1997, when I was recording THE MOST HAPPY FELLA with Jo and Emily Loesser.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: td on December 18, 2004, 03:50:16 PM
(If the "Walter, the Farting Dog" book is too big, I can resize it.  Let me know.)

Speaking from experience, aren't ALL farting dogs too big?   ;)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: td on December 18, 2004, 03:52:44 PM
DRtd, I don't know if JUDGMENT IN STONE is available any more in this country.  I saw some imported copies at Partners & Crime the night of BK's reading, and I bought my copy at Foyle's in London, 1997, when I was recording THE MOST HAPPY FELLA with Jo and Emily Loesser.

All the Rendell novels are back in print!  I just checked amazon.  I guess this is cause for a new underwear dance. .

(http://di.image.eshop.msn.com/img/sinv/2773/2/075e07d.jpg)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 03:53:28 PM
So, has anyone read Ruth Rendell's JUDGEMENT IN STONE?

Wonderful novel!  Similar but extended ending.  I can't remember now if the novel is set in England or France.  I saw the film when it first was available in VHS, and at that point the book was O.P. in the States.  Foyle's had a ton of Ruth Rendall novels.  I like her quite a lot.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 03:53:51 PM
I love Howl's Moving Castle and can now not wait to see the film.  Unfortunately, we're probably six months to a year away from any import DVDs.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 03:54:38 PM
I can't remember the name of the other Chabrol I saw back to back with La Ceremonie, but it, too, was excellent - maybe it was Masques.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 03:54:53 PM
I love Howl's Moving Castle.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: td on December 18, 2004, 03:57:07 PM
you guys are making my shopping list longer. . . . ;D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: TCB on December 18, 2004, 03:59:32 PM
DRTCB, Mr Bacon lives within four blocks from me, as do Cynthia Nixon and Mandy Patinkin.  I see Kevin occasionally on Amsterdam Avenue, and Seinfeld once in a while on 83rd Street, where his garage is located.

And do you ever say hello to Mandy?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 04:00:57 PM
I love Howl's Moving Castle.

And I love your home, BK.  Great photos, and it looks beautiful.  Would that I were at your Dec 24 par-tay and not peddling books at B&N!

You know, in all the time I came out to LA to work with you, I never saw where you lived or your fabulous collection.  You never saw my place because it's always a mess, though I did clean up for DRs PennyO, Jane, and Ben and Baxter.  After the bookcases fell down, I had to throw out a ton of unnecessary crap, so all the visiting DRs have seen my necessary crap.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 04:01:24 PM
And do you ever say hello to Mandy?

Yes.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 04:03:59 PM
Speaking from experience, aren't ALL farting dogs too big?   ;)

 :o ;D

It's really funny when my sister's dog Murphy farts.  He always surprises himself and he looks around like "What the hell was that and where did it come from?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: DERBRUCER on December 18, 2004, 04:04:20 PM
FOR MY WELL-RACKED FRIEND:

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(Recipe and photo courtesy of  FunnySoundingWebsite (http://www.centroproizvodad.com/pisinger-torta.asp))


PIŠINGER TORTA

Sastojci:

1 veci omot oblandi, svežih
4 cela jajeta
2 žumanceta
300g šecera
100g cokolade
300g butera ili margarina
150g badema
sok od pola limuna
cokoladna glazura

Pomocu okrugle posude izrezati 10 okruglih listova oblandi.

Fil:

Jaja, žumanca, šecer i okoladu umutiti mešajuc;i na pari. Kad smesa pocne da se zgušnjava, sklonite je da se prohladi. Umešati penasto umuceni buter, limunov sok i mlevene bademe, koje ste prethodno o;istili i malo propržili. Napravljenim filom premažite oblande i složite jednu na drugu, a zatim ih ostavite da se ohlade izmedu dve ploce. Dobro ohladenu tortu prelijte cokoladnom glazurom i ukrasite kao na slici.

The placement of the non-translatable inflection marks is left as an exercise for the student.

der Brucer
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 04:08:13 PM
:o ;D

It's really funny when my sister's dog Murphy farts.  He always surprises himself and he looks around like "What the hell was that and where did it come from?

The owner of the Drama Book Shop when I worked there suffered from terminal flatulence.  He'd walk through the shop dropping loud bombs right and left to the amazement and dismay of staff and customers.  When I read WRITER'S BLOCK, I thought of him immediately.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 04:10:41 PM
I'm so glad only my bookcases collapsed.  There are no collapsed racks in this place.  I thought that happened only during implant operations.  My cousin had a collapsed rack, I do believe.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: DERBRUCER on December 18, 2004, 04:15:23 PM
WARNING POLITICALLY INCORRECT, ETHNICALLY INSENSITIVE, FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT HUMOR AHEAD:

Quote
CHRISTMAS
The teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy.  

"Tell me Patrick, what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked.  

Patrick addressed the class, "Well Ms. Pelzner, me and  my twelve brothers and sisters go to the Midnight Mass and we sing hymns, and then we come home very late and  we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings.  Then all excited, we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys."  

"Very nice Patrick," she said. "Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas?"  

"Well, me and my sister also go to Church with Mom and  Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late.  We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents."  

Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked,  
"Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"  

Isaac said, "Well, it's the same thing every year.  Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing, 'What a friend we have in Jesus.' Then we all go to the Bahamas."
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der Brucer
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Sandra on December 18, 2004, 04:15:53 PM
:o ;D

It's really funny when my sister's dog Murphy farts.  He always surprises himself and he looks around like "What the hell was that and where did it come from?

I bet he only does that so you won't think he was the one who did it. You know what dogs say: "Blame it on the human."
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: DERBRUCER on December 18, 2004, 04:20:42 PM
TOD (True Confession time)

Cold Case
Without a Trace
Judging Amy
Kevin Hill
Veronica Mars
Huff
House
Joan of Arcadia
Law & Order: SVU
Starship Enterprise
Lost
Stargate SG1

(Johnny Weir)

der Brucer

Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 04:26:18 PM
I bet he only does that so you won't think he was the one who did it. You know what dogs say: "Blame it on the human."

I don't agree!
I don't think animals think the way we do; they can't be that shallow and cheap! :D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 04:30:30 PM
I just got a marvelously marvelous gift in the mail from Mr. Harvey Schmidt - a CD of him playing Schmidt and Jones, recorded at his home studio in Tomball, Texas.  Can't wait to hear it.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 04:33:20 PM
I just got a marvelously marvelous gift in the mail from Mr. Harvey Schmidt - a CD of him playing Schmidt and Jones, recorded at his home studio in Tomball, Texas.  Can't wait to hear it.

I got mine today as well.  No DVD of WHATIF, however . . .  
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: S. Woody White on December 18, 2004, 04:35:09 PM
Der B and I are heading off, spreading Christmas joy and cheer...well, dropping off some toys at the Cafe Zeus Toys for Tots party, in exchange for food and schlagg and fellowship.

 :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 04:44:45 PM
I also got a beautiful card from the Goodspeed staff with this shot from WHERE'S CHARLEY?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 04:47:13 PM
Looking at all these wonderful postings, I'm confident in saying that soon we will be the most popular site on all the Internet.

I'm thinkin' we should have another late-night partay tonight - last night's was ever so much fun.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 04:55:35 PM
Looking at all these wonderful postings, I'm confident in saying that soon we will be the most popular site on all the Internet.

I'm thinkin' we should have another late-night partay tonight - last night's was ever so much fun.

Alas, a midnight partay for this East Coaster is only 9 pm for you wild folk on the other coast.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Charles Pogue on December 18, 2004, 05:00:55 PM
More Joi Lansing in panties, please!

elmore, Sad to say, they have revamped Foyles since I was in it last year.  While there are still 3 or 4 floors of books (as opposed to the original 5 or 6), the stock is not quite as electic as before and they have gotten rid of a lot of the older stock that used to sit on the shelves. I think it must be trying to compete with Borders (as is Waterstones) and other American chains.  While it's still a good bookstore is not nearly as wonderful, weird, musty, and dusty and full of surprises as it used to be.  And it seems to carry most of the stuff the other bookstores carry.  Also Charing Cross Road has lost close to half its bookstores to rising rent.  
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jay on December 18, 2004, 05:15:18 PM
Congrats on the new wheels, Dear Reader MBarnum.

As my mother might say, drive it in good health!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 05:28:24 PM
DRJane sent me a wonderful package yesterday:  two books, some red hots, and some yummilicious chocolate fudge with pecans (?) and raisins.  The fudge carried a warning about never weighing more than a refrigerator.  At the rate I'm going, I'll weigh as much as two refrigerators by the time I finish it all.  If I were staying in DRPanni's lovely guest room and attending BK's fab Dec. 24 bash, DRPanni and I could decorate her cookies with my red hots.  I would guarantee no collapsible racks.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 05:28:54 PM
More Joi Lansing in panties, please!

elmore, Sad to say, they have revamped Foyles since I was in it last year.  While there are still 3 or 4 floors of books (as opposed to the original 5 or 6), the stock is not quite as electic as before and they have gotten rid of a lot of the older stock that used to sit on the shelves. I think it must be trying to compete with Borders (as is Waterstones) and other American chains.  While it's still a good bookstore is not nearly as wonderful, weird, musty, and dusty and full of surprises as it used to be.  And it seems to carry most of the stuff the other bookstores carry.  Also Charing Cross Road has lost close to half its bookstores to rising rent.  

Oh my!

The hours I spent there.... when I was ..... young! ('60s/'70s!)
Found the very first book written about Julie Andrews there, (by John Cottrell, 1967) and some nice stuff about Animation art and technique too, as well as "early" books about the Hollywood and Broadway musicals!

Those were the days!.... here comes that song again! (td!!)
Did not they use to have two Foyles locations not far from each other?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 05:30:58 PM
Yes Joi in panties brings joi to the world.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 05:35:00 PM
Oh my!

The hours I spent there.... when I was ..... young! ('60s/'70s!)
Found the very first book written about Julie Andrews there, (by John Cottrell, 1967) and some nice stuff about Animation art and technique too, as well as "early" books about the Hollywood and Broadway musicals!

Those were the days!.... here comes that song again! (td!!)
Did not they use to have two Foyles locations not far from each other?

I loved spending hours on the top floor of Foyle's among their opera scores; they had a fantastic music selection.  I almost spent around 100 pounds on a Heugel et Cie. orchestra score for Saint-Saens SAMSON AND DALILA, chickened out, and about a year later, Dover Books reprinted it for about $20.00.  Such luck!  

I also had a couple of nice emails from Brent Barrett in the past two days.  He leaves tomorrow for Germany, then Wales, then Germany, I think.

Now for the bad news.  I think I have a stalker.  Seriously.   I'm feeling spooked.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 05:36:01 PM
Yes Joi in panties brings joi to the world.

She's certainly spreading joy!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 05:43:26 PM
She's certainly spreading joy!

I think she could spread more than... joy! :D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 05:45:59 PM


I also had a couple of nice emails from Brent Barrett in the past two days.  He leaves tomorrow for Germany, then Wales, then Germany, I think.


And you're only telling us NOW??

Hmmm.... What's so great about Germany that one would keep going back there?8 :)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 05:48:25 PM

Now for the bad news.  I think I have a stalker.  Seriously.   I'm feeling spooked.

Larry,

You've been reading too many Ruth Rendell's books! :D

I hope you're wrong!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 05:50:15 PM
Yes Joi in panties brings joi to the world.

I prefer Poy in shanties!

To each his own! ::)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 05:53:01 PM
I want to try something.  

I don't know if it will work so get ready.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 05:53:49 PM
Here goes nothing!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/DofB5/Realistic_cake.gif)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 05:54:26 PM
Wow!  It worked!  It REALLY WORKED!  Cool!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 05:57:10 PM
BK, it is ok to link to photo bucket, right?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 05:59:40 PM
BK, it is ok to link to photo bucket, right?

Yes!

Just "kicking the bucket" is NOT right! ;)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:01:15 PM
I think I'm getting the hang of this--in fact--I think I might just do my very first.......
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:01:58 PM
as in very, very, very first.......
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:02:38 PM
that makes 3 verys......
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:02:42 PM
Here goes nothing!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/DofB5/Realistic_cake.gif)

LOL!

It looks like there's a huge cake falling down and that it's missing you by a few inches! :D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:04:32 PM
aww, the heck with it.  I can't wait!

My very, very, very first page dance!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/DofB5/dancing_santa.gif)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:05:54 PM
At the drop of the cake
It'll be time to turn the page!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:06:59 PM
Oh my!

That's a breakdancing Santa if I know one!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:07:43 PM
I'm so pleased with myself, I might just have to do another dance!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 06:07:56 PM
aww, the heck with it.  I can't wait!

My very, very, very first page dance!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/DofB5/dancing_santa.gif)

DRDanise, you are becoming very competent with your computer, which is more than I am.  

DRMBarnum, photos of your car, please!  I want to see if your backseat is big enough to lay your hat and a few friends.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:13:41 PM
DRDanise, you are becoming very competent with your computer, which is more than I am.  

DRMBarnum, photos of your car, please!  I want to see if your backseat is big enough to lay your hat and a few friends.

DR Elmore,   I can thank Dear Uncle for this.  I don't always have time to try the things people tell me but when I do.....

François de Paris, the sky is falling!  The sky is falling!  And it's raining cake!  :)

Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:13:50 PM
May I state for the record (Dear Reader Tomovoz, you may ignore the following for the next six months) that I really do not like (I shall abstain from using the "H" word, Dear Reader S. Woody White) how short the days are this time of year?  It's dark when I arise and it gets dark long before it "should" in the evening.  Am I the only one counting the days until Tuesday, after which the amount of daylight we see, at least in the Northern Hemisphere, begins to increase?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:15:03 PM

DRMBarnum, photos of your car, please!  I want to see if your backseat is big enough to lay...a few friends.

All at the same time?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 06:16:19 PM
May I state for the record (Dear Reader Tomovoz, you may ignore the following for the next six months) that I really do not like (I shall abstain from using the "H" word, Dear Reader S. Woody White) how short the days are this time of year?  It's dark when I arise and it gets dark long before it "should" in the evening.  Am I the only one counting the days until Tuesday, after which the amount of daylight we see, at least in the Northern Hemisphere, begins to increase?

DRJay, pull out your score to THE BOYS FROM SYRACUSE and sing "The Shortest Day of the Year."
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 06:17:11 PM
All at the same time?

That's not what I said!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: td on December 18, 2004, 06:19:18 PM

François de Paris, the sky is falling!  The sky is falling!  And it's raining cake!  :)



As much as we all love cake, I preferred it when the Weather Girls sang about a different kind of rainfall.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:19:54 PM
DR Jay, I can't wait for Spring.  I get up in the dark and come home in the dark during the week.  

Also if I sleep in on the weekends, it seems like I just turn around and the "day" is over.

Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:20:20 PM
competent with your computer  


That has a nice ring to it! :D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:21:33 PM


DRMBarnum, photos of your car, please!  I want to see if your backseat is big enough to lay your hat and a few friends.


TCB!
td!

Do YOU read what I read here??! :o
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:23:16 PM
I am hearing Handel's The Messiah this evening, Dear Readers, as performed by the Pasadena Symphony and the Los Angeles Master Chorale.  The big news is that the performance is at the Ambassador Auditorium, in my home town of Pasadena, California.  This is a hall that, it is said, has absolutely marvelous accoustics.  It served as a very popular concert venue for all the top names in classical music and pop music from about 1984 to 1994, at which time it was closed to the public when it was acquired by the Worldwide Church of God.  The hall changed hands recently (a different church now owns it) and this Messiah performance is the first of several musical events that have been announced to be held there.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:23:31 PM
As much as we all love cake, I preferred it when the Weather Girls sang about a different kind of rainfall.


What about "beefcake"  then, td!

The best of both sides, hey?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: td on December 18, 2004, 06:23:38 PM
Do you read what I read IS NOT, I repeat, IS NOT one of the verses to a particular chanson de Noel.  (Not even DR Noel).
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:24:18 PM
New page!

Beefcake Walk is in order!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:27:01 PM
I'm working on it!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:27:58 PM
TCB!
td!

Do YOU read what I read here??! :o

You see, Dear Reader Elmore 3003, Oh yes you did! and I wasn't the only one to notice.

Of course, the quotation begs the issue of why I have not ascended into Dear Reader Francois' little club comprised of Dear Readers TCB and td.  I thought my double entendre retort (the first and the only, at least as of this moment, by the way) would have warranted such inclusion.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:28:14 PM
That's not what I said!

NO!

That's what WE wish you had! Us, perverts! -- I'm speaking for myself!! :D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Michael on December 18, 2004, 06:30:34 PM
Well I have my first twenty minutes or so of my new play done. I had one of my friendly neighborhood actors read it and so far so good.

This is something totally new that I started today and was really inspired. The other play although I think a great idea in my opinion would not fill out an evening's entertainment.

The inspiration for the new play came from a song that BK has recorded on three different albums, but sung by two different different people.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Michael on December 18, 2004, 06:31:40 PM
Dr Elmore:

Things are getting better. Starting next week I only have to see my chiropatric doctor once a week. The constant pains are not all that constant any more.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:33:36 PM
I'm still new to this....

This is the best I could do.  

Not exactly "beefcake" but you better say nice things about Santa!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/DofB5/asan6x.gif)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 06:33:42 PM
Photobucket is fine.  How many sites on all the Internet are there where you can read such a sentence?  None.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:34:23 PM
You see, Dear Reader Elmore 3003, Oh yes you did! and I wasn't the only one to notice.

Of course, the quotation begs the issue of why I have not ascended into Dear Reader Francois' little club comprised of Dear Readers TCB and td.  I thought my double entendre retort (the first and the only, at least as of this moment, by the way) would have warranted such inclusion.

Sorry, Jay!

I forgot you ALSO belonged to the exclusive and private HHW Naughty Mind Club!

Oh.... btw, you need to renew your Mindbership for 2005!

Of course, Tomovoz remains President at large! ;D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:38:24 PM
You see, Dear Reader Elmore 3003, Oh yes you did! and I wasn't the only one to notice.

Of course, the quotation begs the issue of why I have not ascended into Dear Reader Francois' little club comprised of Dear Readers TCB and td.  I thought my double entendre retort (the first and the only, at least as of this moment, by the way) would have warranted such inclusion.

Also, Jay!

I hadn't read your retort before I posted and the way you phrased your double entendre is much better than mine!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:39:54 PM
Photobucket is fine.  How many sites on all the Internet are there where you can read such a sentence?  None.

Yay!  Now I know how to do gifs!  
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:40:03 PM
Photobucket is fine.  How many sites on all the Internet are there where you can read such a sentence?  None.

It could also be: fotobucket is phine, but that would be too unseemly, wouldn't it? ;)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 06:42:02 PM
Yay!  Now I know how to do gifs!  

You meant "gifs", Danise, right?
Gifs...hmmmm....(not... figs!)

Now... I'm afraid HHW is NOT family friendly anymore!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:45:24 PM
***blush***     ;)
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 06:46:00 PM
You see, Dear Reader Elmore 3003, Oh yes you did! and I wasn't the only one to notice.


DRJay, Honi soit qui mal y pense!

Now, let's talk art:  who's singing in MESSIAH?  Complete work?  I haven't heard a performance since Tanglewood, 1973, the Boston Symphony conducted by Sir Colin Davis with Benita Valente and other singers I've long forgotten.  John Shirley Quirk may have been the bass.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:46:00 PM
Any fans of the Capitol Steps here?  And their Lirty Dies?

One of my favorites involved Dincess Priana (defore she bied) and her little affair.  The Capitol Steps' line was "someone phook a toto.  And a tideovape."

Of course, Clill Binton was president at the time, and we still celebrated the American lay of wife.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 06:48:51 PM

Of course, Clill Binton was president at the time, and we still celebrated the American lay of wife.

Always turning over a new page!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:50:25 PM
Now, let's talk art:  who's singing in MESSIAH?  Complete work?  I haven't heard a performance since Tanglewood, 1973, the Boston Symphony conducted by Sir Colin Davis with Benita Valente and other singers I've long forgotten.  John Shirley Quirk may have been the bass.

Not sure which edition--nor to what degree of completeness--will be played tonight.  The soloists are:  

Rodney Gilfry, BASS [sic]
Suzanna Guzmán, MEZZO SOPRANO
Elissa Johnston, SOPRANO
Randall Bills, Tenor

Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: elmore3003 on December 18, 2004, 06:51:39 PM
Not sure which edition--nor to what degree of completeness--will be played tonight.  The soloists are:  

Rodney Gilfry, BASS [sic]
Suzanna Guzmán, MEZZO SOPRANO
Elissa Johnston, SOPRANO
Randall Bills, Tenor

No TENORS to be had, not even for ready money?  Who's conducting?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 06:52:27 PM
Whew! A lot of posts to catch up on. I smell over 300 posts tonight. (Mint with a touch of garlic.)
I still for the life of me can't remember who the Joi Lansing type well-racked blonde actress was that I doubled for as a very young actress in an episode of a schlocky Canadian-American TV show. (We were around the same height and had somewhat the same coloring. The resemblance ended there bigtime.) In the same show, I played a nurse when not doubling for the buxom blonde. Unbeknownst to me, lit a certain way, my nurse's uniform became a see through number. I was quite flattered that the handsome star of the show was paying quite a bit of attention to me. Obviously, even though my role is small (along with my rack) - he sees my burning talent, thought I Then he took me aside and commented on my cute white panties. (Cotton, of course.) Never have I felt so deflated.

UNDERPANTS!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Danise on December 18, 2004, 06:53:27 PM
I see your online.  

Thank you, Dear Uncle DERBRUCER for teaching me how to post pictures in the body of a message!  :) :D :)

Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 06:55:22 PM
I once gave Kevin Bacon a tiny violin.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jay on December 18, 2004, 06:55:35 PM
No TENORS to be had, not even for ready money?  Who's conducting?

SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT PROUD:

RANDALL BILLS IS A TENOR.  

Jorge Mester, Music Director of the Pasadena Symphony, will conduct.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 06:57:59 PM
Was it SWW of DB who gave me the (strange) Pisinger recipe? Sorry - but I can't go back to look through a zillion posts. At any rate, flug mrgutie. (That's thank you in some language, I'm sure).
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: td on December 18, 2004, 06:58:48 PM

Of course, the quotation begs the issue of why I have not ascended into Dear Reader Francois' little club comprised of Dear Readers TCB and td.  I thought my double entendre retort (the first and the only, at least as of this moment, by the way) would have warranted such inclusion.
:o
Hold the phone, Joan!
There's a little club?  (Trouve moi un homme primitif!)
Call me savage!  Color me stunned!
If DR Jay is not a member of this *club,* I'm not renewing my membership.  
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: DERBRUCER on December 18, 2004, 07:02:01 PM
Thank you, Dear Uncle DERBRUCER for teaching me how to post pictures in the body of a message!  :) :D :)


Greater happiness hath no teacher than to behold the success of a promising pupil.

der "sprechen King James" Brucer
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Jennifer on December 18, 2004, 07:06:19 PM
Wow, I feel like I've spent all my time here catching up on posts!

I wanted to post earlier about the topic du jour.  But I was out till 3pm.  And then when I logged on my sis and her hubby showed up.

Of the shows mentioned I love The Amazing Race, and the Apprentice.  And my favorite of this season is Desperate Housewives.

You guys can make that 3 people who like Kevin Hill.

And I loved Sex and the city.  And was so sad for the finale.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: DERBRUCER on December 18, 2004, 07:06:21 PM
What about "beefcake"  then, td!

The best of both sides, hey?
Please remember DR Charles "More Joi Lansing in panties, please! " Pogu takes ofense at gratuitous Beefcake.

der "alway striving for hamony" Brucer
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 07:07:40 PM
Japan is the home of the white cotton panty.  And that's why I'm goin' to live in Japan, baby.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: JMK on December 18, 2004, 07:09:36 PM
No....Udaho!   ;D

I just feel that bears (or bares) repeating.

Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Michael on December 18, 2004, 07:16:03 PM
A ten page day and we haven't even hit 11pm on east coast of the US of A!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: DERBRUCER on December 18, 2004, 07:21:30 PM
From your friendly FOX News (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,140884,00.html):
Quote
College's Decision to Allow Men Irks Women
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
 
NEW YORK — A decision by Wells College , which has been all-women since 1868, to begin admitting male students in order to boost enrollment has riled female students

"We all leave our doors unlocked. We can run around in our nighties. It's all girls and we feel really safe and that will change," said student Starbuck Hersey.

A hearing on the lawsuit against the school is scheduled for Dec. 16. Until then, the school is actively recruiting male applicants.

Advertising the bit about running around in nighties should aid in recruitment.

der Brucer

Think I'll apply for a job as Dean of ATO - you know, Dean of Men, Dean of Women, Dean of All The Others.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 07:22:52 PM
I have a drawer full of white cotton panties. And I've never even flown over Tokyo.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: DERBRUCER on December 18, 2004, 07:23:45 PM
A ten page day and we haven't even hit 11pm on east coast of the US of A!

We are a peaceful people- we don't go around hitting "11pm".
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 07:24:34 PM
I repaired a window today. Just want you all to know that. Yesterday the Domestic Goddess. Today Ms. Fixit (and Joi Lansing by proxy).
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: DERBRUCER on December 18, 2004, 07:26:36 PM
I have a drawer full of white cotton panties.

Well, if you have a Yard Sale you'll be the talk of Studio City!

der Brucer (who thought struggling screenwriters could only afford burlap panties)

Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 07:30:22 PM
I have a drawer full of white cotton panties.

That leaves me panting!! :D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: JMK on December 18, 2004, 07:31:24 PM
Is Starbuck Hersey Seagull Hers(h)ey's daughter?
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 07:31:43 PM
Japan is the home, the last bastion of the white cotton panty, and that is why I'm goin' to Japan, baby!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 07:31:48 PM
I repaired a window today. Just want you all to know that. Yesterday the Domestic Goddess. Today Ms. Fixit (and Joi Lansing by proxy).


Nothing's better than self-satisfaction! ;D
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 07:33:52 PM
Japan is the home, the last bastion of the white cotton panty, and that is why I'm goin' to Japan, baby!

"I Know A Boat You Can Get On...."
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 07:37:18 PM
Japan is the home, the last bastion of the white cotton panty, and that is why I'm goin' to Japan, baby!

Sayonara, bk-san.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: JMK on December 18, 2004, 07:43:54 PM
Volume 2 of Percy Faith's Columbia Singles includes the Theme from Sayonara.  And Indiscreet.  Both somehow appropriate.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: JMK on December 18, 2004, 07:48:45 PM
Not to mention Land of the Pharoahs.  (Screenplay by William Faulkner).
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: JMK on December 18, 2004, 07:52:14 PM
Baby Doll, too.  Kenyon Hopkins never swung like Percy swings him, LOL.
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: Michael on December 18, 2004, 08:01:24 PM
I was going through an old tv guide. Here what was on Thursday night december 2000


NBC
8:00 Friends
8:30 Girlfriends
9:00 One Guy with Several Female Friends
9:30 My Gay Friends
10:00 Friends You Wish You Had But Don't

FOX
8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain
8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape
9:00 Jiggle It Beach
9:30 LA Chicks
10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode

UPN
8:00 The Unwatchables
8:30 Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings
9:00 Theoretically Existing Show
9:30 Praying For Syndication
10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through

PUBLIC ACCESS
8:00 Blurry Steve
8:30 Inaudible City Council Meeting
9:00 Do We Have A Caller On The Line? Hello?
9:30 The Best Of Lunch Menus
10:00 My Friend Made This Short Film

E!
8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
8:30 John Belushi: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:30 River Phoenix: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills

ESPN2
8:00 Finland's Brutalest Men
8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley Regional Semifinals
9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking
10:00 Coed Spread-Eagled Weight-Training From Maui

LIFETIME
8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters?
9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Fourth Husband in Self-Defense
10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television

TNN
8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped in Pigturd!
8:30 Roadkill Recipe to Warm the Cockles of Your Heart
9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae
9:30 Sheeeeeeee-ewt!
10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get the Rifle From the Truck


Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 08:45:48 PM
The more it changes, the more it stays the same!

E!
8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
8:30 John Belushi: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:30 River Phoenix: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills


Watch for:

in years to come....

Dubya: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
M. Eisner: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
M. Mouse: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
J. Andrews: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
R. Disney: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
DR Danise: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills --OH! NO!
DR BK: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills-- What?!

etc, etc, etc...

Choose A Name: Our New Reality Show!

Miss Vickie:  A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 08:48:22 PM
DR Tomovoz: A Nightmare Descent Into Pooze & Bills

Those Aussies! They HAVE to be different!
Title: Re:THE X-RATED GEESE
Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 08:50:29 PM
I was going through an old tv guide. Here what was on Thursday night december 2000


NBC
8:00 Friends
8:30 Girlfriends
9:00 One Guy with Several Female Friends
9:30 My Gay Friends
10:00 Friends You Wish You Had But Don't

FOX
8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain
8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape
9:00 Jiggle It Beach
9:30 LA Chicks
10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode

UPN
8:00 The Unwatchables
8:30 Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings
9:00 Theoretically Existing Show
9:30 Praying For Syndication
10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through

PUBLIC ACCESS
8:00 Blurry Steve
8:30 Inaudible City Council Meeting
9:00 Do We Have A Caller On The Line? Hello?
9:30 The Best Of Lunch Menus
10:00 My Friend Made This Short Film

E!
8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
8:30 John Belushi: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
9:30 River Phoenix: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills
10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills

ESPN2
8:00 Finland's Brutalest Men
8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley Regional Semifinals
9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking
10:00 Coed Spread-Eagled Weight-Training From Maui

LIFETIME
8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters?
9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Fourth Husband in Self-Defense
10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television

TNN
8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped in Pigturd!
8:30 Roadkill Recipe to Warm the Cockles of Your Heart
9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae
9:30 Sheeeeeeee-ewt!
10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get the Rifle From the Truck




Michael,

Those titles are cracking me up! Are they real?
I guess they are! ;D
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Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 08:52:22 PM
9:00 Do We Have A Caller On The Line? Hello?

That has to be another title for
LARRY KING LIVE!
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Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 08:55:52 PM
Do We Have Dear Readers On Line? Hello?
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on December 18, 2004, 08:57:54 PM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]! ! ! ! !  HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BIRTHDAY TWIN DR PENNYO  ! ! ! ! ![/move]
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 09:01:45 PM
Good Evening!

Good shows today.  However - and this isn't really a good "sign" - I seem to get sleepy right after the opening number is finished.  Hmm...  I even took a cat nap on the floor of the "pit" during the intermission of the second show.  -However, everyone seemed a   bit "yawn-y" today, so...  -Now, that was "yawn-y", as opposed to "yanni" which are Greek-style green beans, or "Yanni" which is Greek-style "cheese".  ;)

In other news...

I was a "bad son" today.  I did not make it over to the hospital this morning before the show to visit my father.  Yes, I do feel guilty about it, and my mom's "stare" when I came into the house tonight didn't help matters either.  Of course, when I asked how he was doing and when he was due home, all I got was, "He's fine.  In a few days."  So...  Information, please!  But I will try my best to be a good son tomorrow morning.  *I'm also feeling much better today - no more sniffles and throat stuff, so...  -When I walked out of the hospital the other day, I actually wasn't feeling too hot.  Hospitals are full of sick people, ya' know. ;)

OH!   And on Page 10 already!!!!  WOW!!!!!
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Post by: Michael on December 18, 2004, 09:02:15 PM
The new gay comedy series.

Leave it, It's Beaver
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Post by: Matt H. on December 18, 2004, 09:03:50 PM
Well, I'm sorry I'm so late logging in tonight, but naturally I couldn't rest until I had seen WHAT IF? and one viewing led to another, and well, you know how it goes. . . .

It's inventive, hilarious, touching, and loads of fun. Kudos to all.

Favorite first act moment - "Audition" (The FIDDLER What If?). As someone who has done two different productions of A CHORUS LINE with the original Bennett choreography, your choreographers did a fabulous job sticking in moments from those steps throughout that number. It was delirious delight watching it.

Favorite second act moment - not sure of the title, but Track 21 solo "Beautiful Inside" maybe? Beautifully sung with just the perfect sense of poignancy. Memorable.
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Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 09:04:35 PM
8:30 Being Hit By The Boy Whose Mommy Didn't Mean To Kill  Several Female Friends

10:00 Voyage To The Bottom Of Boy George Being Hit By My Gay Friends

Your turn!!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 09:05:46 PM
DR MBarnum - Congrats on accomplishing your misson!!

I'm just hoping my car last for another two months or so...  Just as long as it makes it to my departure day for NYC!!

Btw, my Ford Escort Wagon - blue - is 11 years and 4 months.  And it's about to hit 200,007 miles!  And it still gets about 35mph!  Sometimes more if the moon is right!
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Post by: Michael on December 18, 2004, 09:07:08 PM
LAX starring Heather Locklear
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Post by: Matt H. on December 18, 2004, 09:07:20 PM
Was able to squeeze in THIS GUN FOR HIRE this afternoon. Beautiful transfer and solid mono sound. Alan Ladd was certainly beautiful. You can see why the world flipped for him in this movie.
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Post by: Michael on December 18, 2004, 09:09:19 PM
No wait! That was a series. Did anyone learn from San Francisco International ther series that starred Lloyd Bridges and the pilot with Pernell Roberts???
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 09:10:33 PM
Favorite second act moment - not sure of the title, but Track 21 solo "Beautiful Inside" maybe? Beautifully sung with just the perfect sense of poignancy. Memorable.

"A Slight Neurotic" written by our very own, BK, and performed by Miss Susanne Blakeslee.
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on December 18, 2004, 09:12:16 PM
And thank you one and all and all and one for the faboo birthday wishes!  (did I just say faboo?  I never say faboo!  It must be the tine walking.)

I am presently settling back from my second partayin two nights.  Last night, with my friends, I had my "naughty" partay.  Tonight, with my family, I had my "nice" partay.  It's really been one of my grandest birthdays ever!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 09:12:20 PM
Or is it "SuZanne Blakeslee"?
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Post by: Matt H. on December 18, 2004, 09:13:25 PM
Thank you, DR Jose, and may I say your efforts were truly sterling. Terrific accompaniment throughout.
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Post by: François de Paris on December 18, 2004, 09:14:28 PM
The new gay comedy series.

Leave it, It's Beaver

Or...

Leave it! Two Beavers!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 09:17:38 PM
Thank you, DR Jose, and may I say your efforts were truly sterling. Terrific accompaniment throughout.

Domo arigato gozaimashita

And, I was right the first time, it is Susanne with an "s".

;)

*I can't wait to see the DVD either!  It's always getting to see the show from the audience's viewpoint.  Hopefully, the weather will cooperate tomorrow night, and I'll be able to drive back down to Richmond for the night.  And, hopefully, my copy of WHAT IF? will be waiting in my pile of mail.
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Post by: DearReaderLaura on December 18, 2004, 09:21:35 PM
Good evening, fellow dear readers. What a long day it has been.

Happy Birthday (although a bit late) to Dear Reader Dan the Man and to Dear Reader PennyO!!  It's not too late for a cake report!

Note to DR Jose: if you have a sniffly nose, the nurses  would probably prefer you not visit the hospital.

Tomorrow is our Christmas Pageant at church. The director (who seems to want to keep the program a surprise from everyone) had to leave the state for a family emergency. No one really has any idea what the program is supposed to be. I guess it will all be a big surprise tomorrow. On us all.
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Post by: DearReaderLaura on December 18, 2004, 09:22:51 PM
This morning I went on a bird walk and saw 41 different species of birds. Here is one of them, although not x-rated:
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on December 18, 2004, 09:27:02 PM
TOD:

The Blackwater Lightship

The Presidential Debates

The Fraiser Finale

The Apprentice (first go-round)

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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 09:28:12 PM
I didn't know how to put the program info in the DVD package, as its in that slimline case.  I think Michael Shayne has it up at the bk website.
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Post by: DearReaderLaura on December 18, 2004, 09:30:14 PM
There was a finale for Frasier? What happened?
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on December 18, 2004, 09:33:18 PM
Happy Birthday (although a bit late) to Dear Reader Dan the Man and to Dear Reader PennyO!!  It's not too late for a cake report!

Last night I had a chocolate cake with rum chocolate frosting and rum whip cream.  Tonight, I had a traditional pound cake with buttercream frosting.  Lots of rosettes, along with scoops of chocolate mint ice cream.
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Post by: S. Woody White on December 18, 2004, 09:34:00 PM
*I can't wait to see the DVD either!  It's always getting to see the show from the audience's viewpoint.  Hopefully, the weather will cooperate tomorrow night, and I'll be able to drive back down to Richmond for the night.  And, hopefully, my copy of WHAT IF? will be waiting in my pile of mail.
As long as a certain roommate hasn't decided to make toast with your DVD player.   :P
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on December 18, 2004, 09:34:22 PM
There was a finale for Frasier? What happened?

He left Seattle to follow his true love.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 09:35:03 PM
Note to DR Jose: if you have a sniffly nose, the nurses  would probably prefer you not visit the hospital.

...Which I tried to explain to my Mom, so...

Also... I don't mind visiting people in the hospital, but when a visit more or less amounts to sitting - and sometimes sleeping - in the room while the person you are visiting is sleeping, that is not my idea of a good visit.  Especially if the diagnosis is very good.  Yes, I know that sounds very selfish, and it is.  But when you keep being "told" that it's "OK" to keep going on with your normal daily routine...  Ah, well...

Sorry to vent... All better now.

However, I am truly thankful that my Dad's surgery went well.  That they caught the cancer very, very early.  And, most importantly, that he'll be home in time for Christmas.

And.... Ssssshh... My brother, Jay, was able to work out some extra time off next week, so he'll be flying in from San Diego on the 29th to surprise my Dad.  He'll be able to stay for a week or so.  Additionally, my brother Jay's birthday is January 1, so we'll all be able to celebrate his birthday and the New Year together - and that hasn't happened in years.
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Post by: Michael on December 18, 2004, 09:35:36 PM
There was some changes during the run so I don't know what is exactly on the DVD since I wasn't one of the winners

ACT ONE
We'll Do a Revue  Company (What If Cy Coleman and Dorothy Fields had Written Cats) Tammy*
Show Me (the Mary Rodgers song, not the Lerner and Loewe song)  Alet
What if Bock and Harnick had written A Chorus Line  Company
Times Like This  Tammy
Something  Paul
At the Same Time Tammy and Ryan
What if Irving Berlin had written West Side Story  Company
A Little Lift  Susanne
Millions of Men  Paul
What if Alan Menken and Howard Ashman had written Phantom of the Opera  Company
When You're Waiting For Love  Alet
I Want To Be Annie (Replace Joshua Noveck which was dropped during the run)  Tammy
Born Too Late (Replace Parsley during the run)  Ryan
The Yiddish Sondheim Company

ACT TWO
What if Rodgers and Hammerstein had written Assassins   Company
I Don't Need You  Ryan
What if Frank Loesser had written The King and I  Ryan and Paul
A Slight Neurotic  Susanne
Foolin' Ourselves Paul and Ryan
What if Frank Loesser and Jerry Herman had written Sweeney Todd  Company
Simply  Tammy
Better  Susanne
Broadway Coming Attractions  Company
Chinese Food in Bed  Ryan
If I Can't Take it With Me  Alet
What if Stephen Sondheim had written Bye Bye Birdie  Company
We'll Do a Revue (reprise) Company
 

*Replaced What If Stephen Sondheim had written Cats?
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Post by: S. Woody White on December 18, 2004, 09:35:40 PM
The new gay comedy series.

Leave it, It's Beaver
Starring Marty Merkin and his white cotton underpants.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 09:39:40 PM
As long as a certain roommate hasn't decided to make toast with your DVD player.   :P

Don't even go there!!!....

However, if that were the case... That would take care of January's rent!
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Post by: DearReaderLaura on December 18, 2004, 09:40:20 PM
"He left Seattle to follow his true love."

I guess I'll catch it in re-runs, which is the only way I see any shows.


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Post by: Dan (the Man) on December 18, 2004, 09:43:14 PM
"Girls in white panties with blue satin sashes,
These are a few of my favorite things."
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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 09:56:10 PM
This is a happening place, baby.  I just finished the first of four Edgar Wallace movies, a box set from Germany.  These films all had horrid English dubs here in the US (the dub is included), so it's nice to see them in German with English subs.  That said, there's something wackier about the dubs.  The first film in the box (I started with Box 3 - there are, thus far, six box sets with four films each), 1962-1963.  The first film isn't so hot, but the second one, which I've begun is much better, directed by the man who did most of these, Alfred Vohler.  The first one wasn't directed by him and it really shows.  I think ninety percent of the films were directed by Vohler - I've also got boxes four five and six on their way.  
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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 09:56:44 PM
I'm thinkin' this jernt is gonna be jumpin' well into the evening.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on December 18, 2004, 09:56:52 PM
Well... As much as I would like to be a part of the late night partay festivities, I'm afraid I'm must head to the Burger of Wuss now...

Goodnight.
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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 10:21:23 PM
No more wire WUSSBURGERS, ever!

I'm loving this second Edgar Wallace movie - filled with style and atmosphere and wackiness.  
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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 10:29:30 PM
Welcome five GUESTS.  We're talkin' about this and that and also that and this.  Who ARE you people?  Come in and say hello, why don't you?
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Post by: MBarnum on December 18, 2004, 10:34:34 PM
This is a happening place, baby.  I just finished the first of four Edgar Wallace movies, a box set from Germany.  These films all had horrid English dubs here in the US (the dub is included), so it's nice to see them in German with English subs.  That said, there's something wackier about the dubs.  The first film in the box (I started with Box 3 - there are, thus far, six box sets with four films each), 1962-1963.  The first film isn't so hot, but the second one, which I've begun is much better, directed by the man who did most of these, Alfred Vohler.  The first one wasn't directed by him and it really shows.  I think ninety percent of the films were directed by Vohler - I've also got boxes four five and six on their way.  

I remember seeing some of those films back in the 70s on late night TV...I enjoyed them, as I recall...but they all blend together in my mind. As you watch them I would be most curious to know which titles you enjoy...I know some of them are available from Alpha video in the English dubbed versions and I have thought about picking them up.
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 10:43:30 PM
Last night I had a chocolate cake with rum chocolate frosting and rum whip cream.  

Now I love whipped cream about as much as bk loves white cotton underpants (UNDERPANTS!)... but I've never heard of run whipped cream. Please describe in glorious detail.
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 10:44:46 PM
And one for Mahler.
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 10:45:25 PM
Page 12. Quite something! I guess I should do a dance....
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 10:48:11 PM

    Maybe I'll play and YOU dance... (that's me on drums)...


  (http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/musik/music-smiley-026.gif)(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/musik/music-smiley-026.gif)(http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/musik/music-smiley-026.gif)
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Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 11:40:15 PM
No DVD of WHATIF, however . . .  

Me either.  <sigh>
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 11:46:26 PM
Somehow I accidentally logged on to Nov 13, 2003 -- a day in which there were over 500 posts. Yikes!

Today's number is most excellent, as well.
I'm still trying to figure out how I jumped back in time that way. Oh well.
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Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 11:49:22 PM
I just realized that we're on Page 12!!  Wow!  After work this afternoon (so that I wouldn't have to use what little vacation time that I have), I went to Barnes and Noble to wrap items that people purchased for donations to the American Cancer Society.  I was there for four-and-a-half hours and wrapped about 15 or 16 packages.  There was almost $70 in the donation can when I got home! (and no, there wasn't more before I left the store ::) )

So now I'm home and am going to catch up (and maybe even ketchup) on the posts.  I was just about to click to Page 8 (which is where I left off reading)...
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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 11:49:47 PM
All DVDs were sent out at the same time, so it's just the vagaries of the various post offices.
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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 11:50:08 PM
I tell you, we'll stay all night and we'll sing 'em all.
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Post by: Tomovoz on December 18, 2004, 11:51:24 PM
Back from a visit to my 98 year old father. Still walks unaided, is on no medication but has substantial short term memory problems. He assure me he will make it to 100 (he wants to live to a greater age than his Maternal Grandmother who died at 99).
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Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 11:51:37 PM
Well, I just went to page 8 and this is the first post on that page (otherwise it's post #210):

Yes Joi in panties brings joi to the world.

I don't know what I got myself into! :o ;)
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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 11:53:56 PM
And they say Saturday night is the loneliest night of the week.  Not on your tintype.
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Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 11:54:40 PM
aww, the heck with it.  I can't wait!

My very, very, very first page dance!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v373/DofB5/dancing_santa.gif)

It may be a bit late Danise, but CONGRATULATIONS!  You'll never stop doing it! ;D
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 11:56:23 PM
Well, I just went to page 8 and this is the first post on that page (otherwise it's post #210):I don't know what I got myself into! :o ;)

Panties.
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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 11:56:24 PM
We're dancin', we're singing', we're havin' a partay.
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Post by: bk on December 18, 2004, 11:57:32 PM
We're swingin', baby - we are the swinginest and the ginchiest site on all the Internet.  Let the others scratch their collective heads in wonderment at the swingin' site we are.
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Post by: George on December 18, 2004, 11:58:58 PM
Sorry, Jay!

I forgot you ALSO belonged to the exclusive and private HHW Naughty Mind Club!

As do I. ::) ;)
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Post by: Panni on December 18, 2004, 11:59:20 PM
And they say Saturday night is the loneliest night of the week.  Not on your tintype.

I forgot it was Saturday. ...I'm sleepy. Some people around here go to bed late, then sleep in. I don't. Sleep in that is. So now I'm getting sleepy.
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Post by: TCB on December 19, 2004, 12:00:03 AM
DR MBarnum - Congrats on accomplishing your misson!!


Btw, my Ford Escort Wagon - blue - is 11 years and 4 months.  And it's about to hit 200,007 miles!  And it still gets about 35mph!  Sometimes more if the moon is right!

Jose -- Aren't you required to drive faster than that on the Beltway?