Haines His Way
Haines His Way => Daily Discussions => Topic started by: bk on July 02, 2023, 12:40:18 AM
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Well, you've read the notes, the notes were revisited, and now it is time for you to post until the revisited cows come home.
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And the word of the day is: PROWESS!
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Welcome, 196 GUESTS!
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Who ARE you people?
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Do tsetse flies dine on tzatziki?
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Asking for a friend.
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And speaking of friends...
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Good morning, friends.
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This day is already flying by like a gazelle pole-dancing to "Muskrat Love."
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The Hollywood Show sounds like it was a lot of fun.
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Good morning
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I planned to sleep until 8
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My body had other plans
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But I’m still tired so I’ll try again
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Maybe a Wordle will make me weary
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Wordle 743 4/6
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Good morning, all!
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I slept in this morning, and I slept well. Sadly, I'm having a bad morning with the computer, which does not want to do with I tell it to.
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Today I will begin No. 30 in the ballet.
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:)
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Good morning, all.
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Kitty cleanup is over, and I'm catching my breath before I make the bed.
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TOD:
It’s not Wednesday, is it?
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Wordle and Phoodle 4
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Yesterday, Thatch, Stella and I watched Water for Elephants. I was curious about it since a musical adaptation is now playing in Atlanta. I knew nothing about the plot and I enjoyed it very much. The scenes of implied animal brutality were hard to take, and the cats and IU had tears in our eyes after the brutalization of Rosie the elephant, who deserved an Oscar nomination. I don't think I had ever seen Reese Witherspoon in a dramatic role before, and I liked her very much. I loved seeing my friend Jim Norton, and I kept wondering if the actor playing the old man Jacob was Hal Holbrook, and it turned out that it was he.
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Happy Sunday to one and all! There's a new Broadway Radio Show now up for your listening pleasure. I am joined by actor, singer, & songwriter Sean Doherty to chat about his touring the country in Jagged Little Pill as well as his own music, which we will hear several selections of! Enjoy!!!!
http://www.haineshisway.com/the-broadway-radio-show-2/
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No privacy, but a lovely view.
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Listening to Puccini's Messa di Gloria. Appropriate enough for a Sunday morning.
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Do tsetse flies dine on tzatziki?
Only in Greece.
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I had a very amiable night's sleep.
I do love a good night's sleep. I really do. And it seems that the CPAP is responsible when I have them.
Letely, I have been blessed that I had no sinus blockage at bed time.
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Last night we watched The Legend of Pale Male, a full-length film about my favorite New York celebrity. It's a very elegiac film by Belgian Frederic Lilien, both a lament for lost friends and a celebration of how a one-year old red-tailed hawk, a bird that hadn't been seen in Manhattan for ages, showed up in Manhattan in 1991 and sired a dynasty of red-tails in the city.
The first half of the film, which took sixteen years or so to assemble, seemed much like the earlier PBS Nature documentary I have, and it turns out that Lilien was heavily involved with that. HE chanced upon Pale Male in Central Park and began filming him and the bird watchers assembled in Central Park to keep an eye on the building at 74th Street and Fifth Avenue where Pale Male and his mate First Love had built a nest twelve storeys above the street. We see the children age, we meet Dr Fisher, who lives in the building next door and whose terrace provides Lilien a closer look at the birds. We see a clip of David Letterman's show in which Mary Tyler Moore talks about the hawks nesting outside her building. Then 9/11 occurs and the second half becomes darker: Dr Fisher dies at age 99, another photographer friend dies, children watching the hawks grow older, and in 2004, the building's co-op board destroys the nest, and the film studies the campaign to get the hawks back.
The tragedy is, they succeed and a beautiful platform to hold a nest is securely added to the building where the old one resided, and the hawks return to build a new nest, but Pale Male and his fourth mate Lola - First Love died from eating a poisoned pigeon, the next mate was hit by a car, the third vanished - mate and lay eggs but no more chicks hatch.
I do not know if Pale Male and Loloa ever succeeded in having a successful family since the film was released in 2009 and Pale Male lived fourteen more years, but hte film ends with red-tailed hawks, all believed to be Pale Male's children, nesting around the city and the boroughs.
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BK, are you aware of this new release?
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I watched a movie yesterday on Netflix called "Uncharted" which starred Mark Wahlberg and Tom Holland.
It had an interesting, enervating beginning, so I hung on through a good portion of it. The only thing was that it had some really unbelievable action sequences. Unbelievable as in strained credibility in what the humans were able to do during their fights.
So I looked it up on Wikipedia and learned that it is a "video game" movie...a real life depiction of a video game. Therefore, all the ridiculous stunts in the game get recreated with actors. It suddenly made sense when I would see Tom Holland get CGI'd into a humanly impossibly maneuver.
I read that it is the most successful video game film ever made and earned a quarter of a billion dollars worldwide.
Frankly, I fast-forwarded through much of the last half of the film (which was mostly a lot of fighting). The story was engaging, as it deals with a search for Magellan's lost ships and gold, but the resolution was jejune.
Yes, I said it: JEJUNE.
Mark Wahlberg is showing his age. Tom Holland is a most engaging young actor.
Not looking for a sequel, although the final scenes lay the groundwork for one.
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It's an hour and a half of symphonic Ghibli music.
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It's an hour and a half of symphonic Ghibli music.
Great! You can listen to it while eating your Ghiblits.
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Yes, I said it: JEJUNE.
That's a bit simplistic, yes? 8)
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Listening to Puccini's Messa di Gloria. Appropriate enough for a Sunday morning.
I listen to it occasionally on Sunday mornings, but I also listen to Bach motets and cantatas and Mozart, Haydn, and Schubert masses. On occasion I listen to requiems by Mozart, Rutter, and von Suppe.
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I don't know from video games.
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All great choices, DR elmore3003.
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I was interested to read that Kristy McNichol looked great in her 60s. I used to love her in the TV show "Family" and saw a couple of movies in which she was simply wonderful. "Only When I Laugh" was the last time I saw her in anything. She was quite remarkable and held her own with Marsha Mason and Jimmy Coco.
While I realize she couldn't be an ingenue forever, and I think i recall something about her having gotten into drugs, I am wondering what happened to her career. Did she mess up in a major way? Or??
Does anyone know?
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I have been fighting getting up while listening to church.
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Yes, I said it: JEJUNE.
That's a bit simplistic, yes? 8)
I'm hard pressed to find another way to describe it. Do you have any ideas?
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I have been fighting getting up while listening to church.
You mentioned the B&N 50% off Criterion sale yesterday, JohnG. I visited and ordered a couple of titles. I noticed that "Seconds" is one of the titles they have (and one I bought from them some time back).
Just in case you wanted a source...
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I cannot say I have anything major to do today, other than enjoy an afternoon Zoom chat with friends.
I feel like I ought to do something constructive, but I am out of construction paper.
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And with that silly comment, I shall bid you adieu until later today.
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I have been fighting getting up while listening to church.
You mentioned the B&N 50% off Criterion sale yesterday, JohnG. I visited and ordered a couple of titles. I noticed that "Seconds" is one of the titles they have (and one I bought from them some time back).
Just in case you wanted a source...
It’s at library. I placed a reservation and it’s in transit, as they say. And it is the Criterion version.
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Yes, I said it: JEJUNE.
That's a bit simplistic, yes? 8)
I'm hard pressed to find another way to describe it. Do you have any ideas?
That word will forever be associated with Love and Death. At least for me.
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Thanks for the update on the other Pale Male documentary. I would not be able to watch that with JB.
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Thanks for the update on the other Pale Male documentary. I would not be able to watch that with JB.
I forgot to add that Annabelle loved it. Every time there were shots of the hawks flying around, she would get closer to the screen to watch. And she blocked my view!
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Well, it’s her TV. You just turn it on for her.
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I’m already tired.
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Good morning, all.
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Slept in late this morning. I’d been awake earlier but decided to give sleep another chance. It was good.
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Nathan and Kristi are both birders. I’m not, but I well remember Pale Male being in the news, so we’ll all have to watch the documentary.
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Today we must replace a bathroom faucet that’s past its prime. Pray for Rosemary’s Baby.
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Is there a cast recording of the Pretty Woman musical? The recording I got from the library is Bryan Adams’s recording of the songs. And well, it’s a boring Bryan Adams album, which may be redundant.
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I have a dance lesson in a few.
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I need to stir.
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But let’s move on first.
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One more.
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Three!
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I have a Bored Meeting today - so I have prepared my report.
Because the lights are still out in Greencastle in places, our treasurer was not able to print out a Financial report - which is my favorite part of the meeting.
I shall be on my way in a bit.
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I have a coupon for a Family Bundle from Burger King.....three Whoppers, three cheeseburgers, and three fries.
I shall stop on the way home and get it. I would say that that bundle will last me until Wednesday or Thursday at least.
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Nice photos yesterday from DR GEORGE.
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I enjoyed reading about the Hollywood Show.
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Yes I am thinking that the banks will be open tomorrow....so I can draw out my July spending money. The Federal holiday calendar says that it will be observed on Tuesday, July 4.
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Mornin’! I remember being a newbie to NYC and seeing people set up with telescopes near the small boat pond in Central Park, looking up at a building. I thought wow, folks just peep out in the open here. Then someone pointed out the nest they were all looking at.
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BK: I saw Barry was listed as one of the attendees at the Show, so how was he able to wander about and gadabout and whatnot? Would he potentially miss fans coming to his table? Or are some stars milling about with the masses?
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Looking at the lineup, I would have enjoyed meeting Donna Mills and Joan Van Ark. Michelle Lee was listed as a cancellation, or what a fine Knots Landing bunch that would’ve been.
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Deedee Pfieffer would’ve been a teenage crush I’d like to meet. Lisa Jane Persky’s husband Andy is a friend, and I always loved her in Peggy Sue Got Married. Donna Pescow, yeah, I watched every episode of Angie as a kid, so sue me.
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Yes, I said it: JEJUNE.
That's a bit simplistic, yes? 8)
I'm hard pressed to find another way to describe it. Do you have any ideas?
DR Ron Pulliam - the eyeglasses were a clue that it was a joke. Isn't one of the meanings of "jejune" simplistic?
Like that joke in Yentl where Mandy says, "You look pensive." And Barbra says, "No, I was just thinking." Or something along those lines.
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Is there a cast recording of the Pretty Woman musical? The recording I got from the library is Bryan Adams’s recording of the songs. And well, it’s a boring Bryan Adams album, which may be redundant.
Yes, there is.
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DR Jrand72, that sounds like a whopper of a bundle.
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Or a bundle of a whopper.
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One could make the case, either way.
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DR John I did like Hello Beautiful.
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DR Vixmom, I enjoyed reading about your day.
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Nice photo DR George. Did your umbrella hat keep you cool?
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George, super nice photo of you with your sister.
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George, it really is nice to see your sister with you.
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From George:
Happy 19th Birthday to Jane and Keith's Romanian grandcat, Kitty!!
Thank you.
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Kristy McNichol was doing well on Empty Nest then had a nervous breakdown and left the show. It was tabloid fodder at the time but ultimately she was diagnosed as bipolar (She’d earlier had a breakdown during filming of Just the Way You Are). She walked away from Empty Nest and was taking jobs at like JC Penney’s and stuff, but then kinda figured herself out as we all must.
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I find her luminous in The Pirate Movie. Of course she was great on Family too.
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Somewhere I have an Lp of her and her brother Jimmy singing.
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Who am I kidding? It’s not “somewhere.” It’s alphabetized among all my records.
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In between Rod McKuen and Meat Loaf, to be exact.
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DR George, thank you for sharing your day yesterday with us. Fun to read.
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3...
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1...
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FOUR
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Mornin’! I remember being a newbie to NYC and seeing people set up with telescopes near the small boat pond in Central Park, looking up at a building. I thought wow, folks just peep out in the open here. Then someone pointed out the nest they were all looking at.
:))
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Who am I kidding? It’s not “somewhere.” It’s alphabetized among all my records.
;D
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Can they both sing?
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:)
(http://www.haineshisway.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7280.0;attach=17977)
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No privacy, but a lovely view.
(http://www.haineshisway.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7280.0;attach=17978)
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I had a very amiable night's sleep.
I do love a good night's sleep. I really do. And it seems that the CPAP is responsible when I have them.
Letely, I have been blessed that I had no sinus blockage at bed time.
That's great, Ron!
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Nice photos yesterday from DR GEORGE.
Thanks, Jrand!
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Is there a cast recording of the Pretty Woman musical? The recording I got from the library is Bryan Adams’s recording of the songs. And well, it’s a boring Bryan Adams album, which may be redundant.
Yes, there is.
You can find links to multiple purchasing sources (mostly Amazon) here:
https://castalbums.org/recordings/Pretty-Woman-2018-Original-Broadway-Cast/39372/ (https://castalbums.org/recordings/Pretty-Woman-2018-Original-Broadway-Cast/39372/)
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I listened to a copy from the library. I didn't care for it. :-\
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Nice photo DR George. Did your umbrella hat keep you cool?
Nope. It did help shade my eyes, but otherwise it was mostly just for looks. :)
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George, super nice photo of you with your sister.
George, it really is nice to see your sister with you.
Thanks and thanks, Jane!
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DR George, thank you for sharing your day yesterday with us. Fun to read.
Thanks, Singdaw! It was fun to experience...mostly. ;)
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Good afternoon!
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Wordle: 3/6
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Interesting report on the Hollywood show, BK!
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Lately, I have been blessed that I had no sinus blockage at bed time.
That's great!
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Nice photo DR George. Did your umbrella hat keep you cool?
Nope. It did help shade my eyes, but otherwise it was mostly just for looks. :)
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DR George, thank you for sharing your day yesterday with us. Fun to read.
Thanks, Singdaw! It was fun to experience...mostly. ;)
I'm glad you mostly enjoyed it.
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Wordle: 3/6
Nice.
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Four years ago, I posted this on Facebook:
Hey, Republicans, you want to give the country a great July 4th celebration?
Stick a skyrocket up Donald Trump's ass and launch him into space.
Today, this showed up in my FB memories, so I posted it on Marjorie Taylopr Greene's page. Now, Facebook says it violates their community standards.
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;)
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Last night, John wrote:
Went to a movie party at a friend’s house. We watched Secondhand Lions, which I hadn’t seen in years. Really wonderful.
And then:
I wonder whatever happened to Rupert Holmes’s musical version.
I forgot that he wrote the book! I saw a production in Seattle and it was wonderful! I knew a couple of ensemble members and eventually a studio cast recording was made (although my friends aren't on that :-\ ). I really like the recording:
https://castalbums.org/recordings/Secondhand-Lions-2020-Studio-Cast/44672/
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;)
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Yikes! :o
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I'm up, I'm up - ten hours of sleep.
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Barry was only there as a visitor, as was I. I looked at the list of celebs working the show and he wasn't on it.
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I'll definitely check out the DG album of Hisaishi.
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DR RODZINSKI I have that LP in exactly the same place.
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Lots of folks still without power in Greencastle and they are saying it will be Monday or Tuesday before everyone's power is restored.
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That is a long time to be without power.
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A number of times I have been without power longer than that.
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It isn't fun.
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I hope they have water.
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A couple of our homes were without water during the power outage.
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Hello, everyone.
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I’m taking a Me Day. Don’t feel like doing much, just relaxing.
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Singdaw, I also liked Happy Valley very much. It’s an excellent show. But dark! I haven’t watched season 3 yet for that reason. Some days I fill my darkness quota just reading the news.
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Has anyone been watching The Bear or A Small Light? I’m interested in both, but neither is available on any of my streaming services. I’m interested in others’ impressions.
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Vibes to all for the coming week.
TTFN.
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Barry was only there as a visitor, as was I. I looked at the list of celebs working the show and he wasn't on it.
I see. It’s misleading a bit because when you go to the webpage, there’s a grid of celebs and Barry is one of them, but when you click on the grid, he is indeed not listed.
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Good day to Jeanne!
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I’m taking a Me Day. Don’t feel like doing much, just relaxing.
A Me Day sounds nice.
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Has anyone been watching The Bear or A Small Light? I’m interested in both, but neither is available on any of my streaming services. I’m interested in others’ impressions.
I haven't watched either show.
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I take it back, we might have watched a couple of episodes of The Bear when it first aired.
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I would like to see A small Light.
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Tonight Keith is popping corn.
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In honor of Alan Arkin we plan to watch Little Miss Sunshine.
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Lots of folks still without power in Greencastle and they are saying it will be Monday or Tuesday before everyone's power is restored.
Oh, my goodness!
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A number of times I have been without power longer than that.
Fortunately, the longest that I've been without power was maybe three days.
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I’m taking a Me Day. Don’t feel like doing much, just relaxing.
A Me Day sounds nice.
Agreed! ;D
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I forgot to mention a favorite Alan Arkin film, Wait Until Dark.
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Wow, after 72 years it is now legal to pump your own gas in Oregon.
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While it frustrated Keith, I was very happy not to have to pump my own gas.
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If we still lived there I would be able to avoid doing this myself as the law requires at least half the available pumps to be available for customers who value the assistance.
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My female friends in Ashland appreciated the law. I suspect they will continue to let an attendant pump the gas.
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When we lived in Michigan there was a station near me that charged slightly more for old fashioned full service. I always used it. It was also next to a drive through car wash. Full service included drying my windows and mirrors for me :)
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USPS told me a package will be arriving tomorrow.
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It is a fun package vs the necessary one arriving from FedEx ;)
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Time to pop that corn.
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'night
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Time to pop that corn.
Corn.
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It won't pop itself!
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A very quiet day here.
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Air quality improved to "good" for a time, but now it is back to "moderate."
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Good night, friends.
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Yes, I said it: JEJUNE.
That's a bit simplistic, yes? 8)
I'm hard pressed to find another way to describe it. Do you have any ideas?
DR Ron Pulliam - the eyeglasses were a clue that it was a joke. Isn't one of the meanings of "jejune" simplistic?
Like that joke in Yentl where Mandy says, "You look pensive." And Barbra says, "No, I was just thinking." Or something along those lines.
Did I need to add sunglasses to my comment?
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Who am I kidding? It’s not “somewhere.” It’s alphabetized among all my records.
LOL! Ratting yourself out, eh!!
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If we still lived there I would be able to avoid doing this myself as the law requires at least half the available pumps to be available for customers who value the assistance.
I have always pumped my own gas, so it was always weird when we were in Oregon and needed to get gas.
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Time to pop that corn.
Enjoy!
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And speaking of gas, today I filled my tank and the price of gas at my local Costco was $4.62⁹/gallon. :-\
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I drove by Fred Meyer and their non-discounted price was $4.79⁹.
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I forgot to look at the Chevron just kitty corner from Fred Meyer.
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They're usually 50¢/gallon more than Fred Meyer!
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But I think that we've discussed that here before...I think.
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Lost day. Dance class in the morning. Another in the evening. A nap in between. And little else.
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I did get further in Chita. I will be sorry when it’s done.
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I’m up to Kiss of the Spider Woman.
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Good night, all.
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I’m up to Kiss of the Spider Woman.
Nice. I love that show and score.
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Good night, John.
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Page six??? In case anyone is confused, July 4 is Tuesday, not today.
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Finished with my viewing.
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This is a fine state of affairs.
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Another fine state of affairs is California, where affairs run rampant and rampant runs affairs.
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What did I have for food? In-N-Out.
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What did you have for food?
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I can't hear you.
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I do not care for page seven.
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Welcome 230 GUESTS - come on in, the water's fine.
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230 GUESTS - 0 Dear Readers. What's wrong with this picture?
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Oh, and in the I had to laugh department - the person I know on Facebook was "threatening" to leave Facebook. We all knew this person would NEVER leave - way too needy for that. So, this person announces they're staying but will start doing something completely different from here on in - now, wait for it - they're going to write a daily column! You know, feelings, rants, whatever. What a unique idea! I can't think of anyone who's been doing a daily thing like that for the past twenty-two YEARS, can you? I mean, I put on my thinking cap and everything. And of course that person has been to a certain site several times, a site that I feel will soon be the most popular site on all the Internet. Them's the jokes, folks. I had to bite the tongue to not make a response, oh, yes, I had to bite my tongue not to make a response.
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Have to turn on the air again. I cooled it down earlier, but it's 78 again.
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I can deal with 75 as a home environment temperature because - I'm 75 and I can deal with ME>
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Where the HELL is everyone?
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Where's George TONIGHT?
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Down some damn rabbit hole.
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Out stuffing his face?
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Playing yet the 5000th game of Phase Whatever?
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Page six??? In case anyone is confused, July 4 is Tuesday, not today.
It's also a Sunday evening. ::)
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Out stuffing his face?
Not right now...I'm done for the day.
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I bought chevron gas today. $4.55. I had to fill my car and a gas can for a pressure washer a neighbor loaned me.
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However expensive gas gets, the Canadians come here in droves to buy our cheaper American gas.
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How to advance us past page 7?
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One post at a time.
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I pressure washed the deck and driveway today. Plus some windows and the cars. When am I gonna have a pressure washer again? Gotta use it.
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However expensive gas gets, the Canadians come here in droves to buy our cheaper American gas.
As much as Americans complain about how much gas costs, we still pay comparatively less than a lot of the world.
https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/gasoline_prices/
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Gratuitous Post #200!!
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Rodzinski, have you been able to contact Charles and Sharon?
I know they were hoping to get together with you.
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I've been following just-shower-thoughts (https://www.tumblr.com/just-shower-thoughts) on tumblr for a few years, and here are some quotes that I've saved for no reason whatsoever...
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The day will come when people will find it hard to believe we were actually allowed to drive cars ourselves.
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I think they are staying at The Exchange Hotel.
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As school shootings continue to trend upward, graduation ceremonies will become less about academic achievement and more about celebrating survival.
::)
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https://exchangehotelvan.com/
This one.
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Yeast makes bread rise by filling it with fungus farts.
;D
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i hope you’ll be able to get together before they return to New York on Wednesday.
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A bicycle is a bike, a tricycle is a trike, but a motorcycle is not a moke.
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PAGE EIGHT DANCE!!
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Cleopatra lived closer to the release of the first iPhone than she did to the actual construction of the pyramids.
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Earth is a rock that was left out so long, stuff has grown on it.
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The (70s rock band) Eagles went from 'Take It Easy' to 'Get Over It,' which is how a lot of boomers see their childhoods vs younger generations' childhoods.
::)
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Turning the music down helps you see better in parking lots.
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The new generations will never understand the pain of paying $100 for a 1GB flash drive.
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The amount of adults who only behave and treat others with kindness because they're threatened with eternal damnation otherwise is alarming.
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Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.
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People who will live to see the year 2100 have already been born.
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Every person born in 1999 is in a race to be the last human alive born in the 20th century.
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Water can drown you, freeze you, burn you, and even cut you, yet you still need it to live.
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Traditions are just peer pressure from people that have passed away.
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Pineapple is the most divisive pizza topping while people out here are throwing fungus on their pies.
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Companies are going to have to start putting a *not made by an AI* disclaimer on all of their display photos on the internet.
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I guess I should write some damn notes.
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Zombies are always seen dripping blood when they get stabbed or shot in the head but since they are dead their heart shouldn’t be able to pump blood.
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But I am feeling lethargic and unmotivated.
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Snow White was killed by the evil Queen and then reanimated by a magical kiss. That makes Snow White a zombie.
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I must have some Laffy Taffy to change that.
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I guess I should write some damn notes.
If you must. ::)
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There, now I am feeling motivated and filled with sugar energy.
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No matter how much you trust someone, if the remote is missing, you will will ask that person to get up.
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I could not write some damn notes and just link everyone to the Facebook page of the person who'll be writing a daily column.
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When it snows, snowmen see their flesh falling out of nowhere.
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We domesticated a nocturnal animal then proceed to poke and pester it during the day. No wonder cats are murderous.
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There is a 50% chance that Schrodinger's curiosity killed the cat.
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Attempted Murder has all the evil of regular murder but none of the competence.
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When there's a thunderstorm in a movie or tv-series, the lighting and thundersound are always (unrealisticly) in sync.
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We bake cookies and cook bacon.
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Not judging a book by its cover defeats the whole purpose of the cover.
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nine!!!!!!!!!
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https://exchangehotelvan.com/
This one.
Oh yes. When is their trip? I’d had it in my mind it was some time away. Will reach out now.
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Learning to fart quietly is teaching your butt how to whisper.
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Christmas is weird: tons of people celebrate the birthday of a dead guy they never knew (half of them not even believing he ever existed) and he's the only one not getting presents.
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Santa is a cargo cult, in which rituals are performed to attract a supernatural and technologically advanced bringer of gifts, by children ignorant of modern toy manufacturing processes.
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The James Web telescope is the most expensive wallpaper generator ever made.
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Oreo cookies already existed when Tutankhamun's tomb was discovered.
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In 50 years, there is a great chance that kids can find some of their parents' profile on OnlyFans.
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Being kissed while asleep is one of the purest forms of love, unless you’re in prison.
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And finally (for no other reason than I just need to stop)...
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In the near future we‘ll have to create laws, preventing AIs from recreating our loved ones for personalized advertising purposes.
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;D
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And one honorable mention:
The dildo of life rarely comes lubed.
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And THAT is the last just-shower-thoughts quote that I'll post!
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George has been on a tear and that's a good thing.
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All that and page nine, which is, of course, not page ten.
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I learned that in school.
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New notes are up.
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Up are new notes.
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I've seen them.
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I've read them.
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I wrote them.
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And now, through the modern miracle of the Internet, you, too, can read them.
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I do feel that soon we will be the most popular site on all the Internet.
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I'm quite certain of it.
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Did George up and disappear.
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Did he down and disappear?
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What?
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I can't hear a word you're saying.
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Welcome 217 GUESTS!
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I just accidentally typed this: ~ What does that mean exactly?
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Now THIS is page ten.
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It looks like page ten.
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Did George up and disappear.
Only temporarily...I went downstairs and performed my evening ablutions.
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It acts like page ten.
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It smells like page ten.
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And therefore it IS page ten.
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I just accidentally typed this: ~ What does that mean exactly?
That's a tilde (https://grammarist.com/punctuation/tilde-symbol/), not to be confused with Tilda Swinton (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilda_Swinton).