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Haines His Way => Daily Discussions => Topic started by: bk on November 28, 2023, 12:54:55 AM

Title: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 28, 2023, 12:54:55 AM
Well, you've read the notes, the notes complained, and now it is time for you to post until the complaining cows come home.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 28, 2023, 12:55:57 AM
And the word of the day is: CONGENIAL!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Ron Pulliam on November 28, 2023, 04:22:59 AM
Sorry to disillusion anyone, but "The Trouble With Harry" is in my top five Hitchcock favorites.   I love it for its quirkiness...the script, the execution of the story, the acting and the fantastic Herrmann score. 

I cannot explain its appeal to me other than to say I probably love it because it is so very unexpected as a Hitchcock film. And the fact that it IS a Hitchcock film may be why I love it so much.

The other four are "Rebecca", "Rear Window", "Vertigo"  and "North By Northwest".  That doesn't mean I love any of the others way less...just that those are my favorites to watch.

Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: elmore3003 on November 28, 2023, 04:32:29 AM
Good morning, all!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Ron Pulliam on November 28, 2023, 04:32:54 AM
I go plenty of rest last night.  Boy, howdy!

Slept like a log and dreamed!

My last dream was the oddest one in a while.

I was at a family gathering with my mother.  Lots of young people around, too, but I was my present age.  I interacted with several people until everyone rushed out of doors.  When I went outside, I couldn't find anyone.  I walked around the house and saw, in the distance, a lot of the young folks hiking up a very high hill.  Off to the side on a large patio sat my mother with young mothers sitting around with youngsters in tow.

The odd thing about that high hill is that someone was at the top on a large piece of equipment and began going down the hill, clearing everything in its path and leaving a dark, earthen trail behind.

The young ones who had reached the top all had plastic sleds and began sliding down the hill along that earthen trail at very high rates of speed.

When I walked over to my Mom, she looked a bit put out.  I asked her what was wrong, and she said she had expected my Aunt Doris (her sister) to be there but she hadn't shown.  Mom indicated she was ready to go.

I gently reminded her that Aunt Doris had died two years ago this month, and my Mom looked surprised and then said, "Oh, that's right.  I always imagine her as being alive."

I didn't have the heart to tell Mom that she, herself, had died five years ago.   

It's one of those dreams where I imagine my Mom to be alive. I am always surprised to have those dreams, but I suppose I always will.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: elmore3003 on November 28, 2023, 04:34:26 AM
The alarm rang at 6:00, I got up dressed, then lay down to pet Annabelle. When I woke, it was 6:50.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: elmore3003 on November 28, 2023, 04:34:54 AM
I did not sleep well last night. Too many pains.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Ron Pulliam on November 28, 2023, 04:36:06 AM
I did not sleep well last night. Too many pains.

I am sorry about this, Larry.  Everyone deserves good sleep. 
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: elmore3003 on November 28, 2023, 04:52:33 AM
I did not sleep well last night. Too many pains.

I am sorry about this, Larry.  Everyone deserves good sleep. 


Thanks! I spend too much time trying to get comfortable. Of course, three cats climbing over me doesn't help!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: elmore3003 on November 28, 2023, 04:53:53 AM
This is one elegant pussycat! I think she's stunning.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Ron Pulliam on November 28, 2023, 04:55:49 AM
She is, indeed!!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Ron Pulliam on November 28, 2023, 04:56:17 AM
Time for some coffee and the news.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 04:58:05 AM
Good morning, friends.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 04:58:32 AM
DR John G., glad you didn't have a mishap with your car.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 04:58:48 AM
Glad you had a good first day of work, DR Rodzinski.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 05:07:55 AM
This is one elegant pussycat! I think she's stunning.

Love it.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 05:21:48 AM
 :)
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: ChasSmith on November 28, 2023, 05:30:41 AM
Good morning, all.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: ChasSmith on November 28, 2023, 05:41:25 AM
Another weird night of weird sleep and weird dreams.

In the second of the two dreams I remember, I was setting up some kind of application on the iPad to control some aspect of music playing, and was about to demonstrate it to someone. Thinking about it now, I realize it was like the multitude of dreams I used to have, in which Excel spreadsheets were the controlling thing for some aspect of real life stuff.

The verdict is in. My weird dreams are all just:  weird.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: vixmom on November 28, 2023, 05:43:13 AM
Good morning
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: vixmom on November 28, 2023, 05:43:22 AM
I remember no dreams
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: vixmom on November 28, 2023, 05:43:41 AM
But it’s late and I must Wordle and work
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: ChasSmith on November 28, 2023, 05:48:53 AM
I now have all the music for the two school concerts I’m playing in December. It’s nothing terribly difficult, and today I’m going to get those completely into my fingers. The first of those concerts (the easier one) is a week from today.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: vixmom on November 28, 2023, 05:49:23 AM
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Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: vixmom on November 28, 2023, 05:49:42 AM
That took some time!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 28, 2023, 06:12:03 AM
Notes reviewed. Raved.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 06:56:06 AM
Good morning, all.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 06:56:17 AM
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

The abdominal snowman!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 06:59:33 AM
Slept well. But also weird dreams.

In one, I was back working for the now-retired former boss at the paper. We were on a trip to some food-related destination. Everyone kept saying how fun everything was. But nothing was happening, and what eventually did happen was boring. But I was supposed to write something about it while my former boss was being her usual lazy self.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 06:59:57 AM
Can’t remember the others.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 07:00:07 AM
Two!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jrand74 on November 28, 2023, 07:09:53 AM
I feel the same way MR BK does about the Facebook Idiots....and the idiots that feed their delusion.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jrand74 on November 28, 2023, 07:10:15 AM
Condolences for DR RODZINSKI.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jrand74 on November 28, 2023, 07:10:34 AM
And on another subject:

Congratulations to DR RODZINSKI.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: elmore3003 on November 28, 2023, 08:14:05 AM
I finally finished the tidy-up: vacuuming, making the bed, and taking the trash to the basement; it only rook two hours, but hte place looks pretty good. Tomorrow morning, the laundry.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 09:19:21 AM
Thank you DR George.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 09:20:15 AM
I had a wonderful evening.  They even served me a plate, with a thin tall lit candle, of their fresh made ricotta donuts.  YUM. 
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 09:20:43 AM
There were five donuts, plenty for sharing.  They also came with warm homemade caramel sauce.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 09:35:58 AM
I can't count how many times I have seen Two for the Road, and do not recall "hamburger pills".   
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 09:37:56 AM
From DR Ron:

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When Hepburn and Finney are traveling, they stay over at a hotel but don't eat there because they can't afford it.  He goes out and brings back a bag of food.  Hepburn rhapsodizes over it and says, "Hamburger pills".  Turns out, their meals were included in the price of the room!

Thank you.  I well remember the scene, just not the "Hamburger pills" comment.  Thank you.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 09:38:56 AM
I tend to sleep the day away after a colonoscopy.  Rest is very good after having all those polyps remeoved.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 09:40:22 AM
From DR Rodzinski:

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Hello! The opposite of John G, I started my new job today. Everyone was nice in the welcoming editorial meeting. Should be good.

I am pleased to know your first day whent well. 
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 09:41:27 AM
DR Rodzinski, I am sorry for your sad news.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 28, 2023, 10:41:20 AM
I'm up, I'm up - around seven hours of sleep. In a bit, I'll go over to CVS and get my 30% discount back - amusingly, I had an email this morning saying "use your thirty percent" from CVS.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 28, 2023, 11:39:34 AM
Pizza reviews is just a minor offshoot of Dave Portnoy's ultimate grift which is his sports culture site that appeals to misogynists and frat bros, and it is from that brand where he made his millions, as gambling companies don't have as much oversight when it comes to where their ads appear. When ESPN decided to take big gambling money, the company who'd bought Barstool Sports got the hell out of the Portnoy business entirely.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 28, 2023, 11:41:19 AM
Thank you Jane and JRand, vixmom and singdaw and all you kind folks for your words o' kinditude.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 11:42:39 AM
This is one elegant pussycat! I think she's stunning.

(http://www.haineshisway.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7429.0;attach=19824)

Very sweet.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 11:43:21 AM
:)

(http://www.haineshisway.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7429.0;attach=19825)

That's great, Singdaw!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 11:43:58 AM
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That's great, Vixmom!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jrand74 on November 28, 2023, 11:45:06 AM
We did get a bit of s**w this morning.....a dusting as it were.  But it is now all gone.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 11:45:23 AM
There were five donuts, plenty for sharing.  They also came with warm homemade caramel sauce.

That sounds so good!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jrand74 on November 28, 2023, 11:45:58 AM
Three more bags of trash from The Closet are now gone....most of them were VHS tapes....

I no longer have the technology to view them.....nor the inclination to do so.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 28, 2023, 11:46:04 AM
Mrs. Rodz is out of town on biz, so it is just me and the younglings for the next couple days.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Ron Pulliam on November 28, 2023, 11:59:39 AM
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

The abdominal snowman!

My thought was a snowy Bud Lite man.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Ron Pulliam on November 28, 2023, 12:09:17 PM
I can't count how many times I have seen Two for the Road, and do not recall "hamburger pills".   

Finney: "Must be some food shop in that village. I'm too worried about you to dream about eating anything myself. I'll tell you what. I'll slip down to the chemist and get you some... Guess.

Hepburn:  Hamburger Pills!

Finney:  That's right! Hamburger pills!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Ron Pulliam on November 28, 2023, 12:09:59 PM
Mrs. Rodz is out of town on biz, so it is just me and the younglings for the next couple days.

The mind boggles at the mischief you'll all be up to!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 01:02:28 PM
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Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 01:04:09 PM
I can't count how many times I have seen Two for the Road, and do not recall "hamburger pills".   

Finney: "Must be some food shop in that village. I'm too worried about you to dream about eating anything myself. I'll tell you what. I'll slip down to the chemist and get you some... Guess.

Hepburn:  Hamburger Pills!

Finney:  That's right! Hamburger pills!

:)  Thank you.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 01:25:09 PM
Yes, please

https://barefeetinthekitchen.com/christmas-cranberry-pie-recipe/
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 01:25:21 PM
Onward
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 01:25:28 PM
Three!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 01:25:39 PM
Up from a nap.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 01:25:50 PM
Morning of dancing.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 01:31:51 PM
From Bruce:

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What do you think about all these monetized YouTube channels where amateurs become celebrities making millions doing absurd things they actually have no expertise in?

I think you did an excellent job expressing my thoughts on the subject.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Ron Pulliam on November 28, 2023, 01:34:46 PM
We are having some cold temps tonight.  Low 20s are being predicted.

We have been having lows mostly in the 40s, thus far, so...Brrrrrrrrr.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 01:41:51 PM
Yes, please

https://barefeetinthekitchen.com/christmas-cranberry-pie-recipe/

I've never heard of a cranberry pie, but it sounds pretty good.

Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: elmore3003 on November 28, 2023, 03:00:02 PM
I think a cranberry apple pie might be nice.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: elmore3003 on November 28, 2023, 03:00:46 PM
I love dried cranberries in my apple cinnamon oatmeal.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Laura on November 28, 2023, 03:33:49 PM
Good afternoon.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Laura on November 28, 2023, 03:35:25 PM
I have nothing to report, except that we have to replace our sewer line. There's a huge shrub in the way where they'll have to dig. I guess I know why it is such a huge shrub.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 28, 2023, 03:43:16 PM
Wacky Noodles all gone and it was a pretty good batch.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 28, 2023, 03:43:42 PM
Did a bit of writing and also prepping for the two new CD releases.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 03:58:06 PM
Did a bit of writing and also prepping for the two new CD releases.

Ooo...can't wait to find out about them!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 03:58:16 PM
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Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 04:03:06 PM
I have started listening to My Name Is Barbra. I'm enjoying it.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 04:03:49 PM
It is long.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 04:04:39 PM
Have fun with that work, Laura. Hope it doesn't disrupt your life.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 04:05:05 PM
Slow day.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: elmore3003 on November 28, 2023, 04:21:45 PM
DR John G, do you know about this?
Dec 4 To Steve With Love: Liz Callaway Celebrates Sondheim
Parker Jazz Club
Austin, TX
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 04:29:44 PM
DR John G, do you know about this?
Dec 4 To Steve With Love: Liz Callaway Celebrates Sondheim
Parker Jazz Club
Austin, TX

No. Let me see.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 04:32:45 PM
$50 a ticket, plus $10 for valet. Plus drinks.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 04:50:40 PM
Debating.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 04:53:06 PM
And starting a favorite odd Christmas movie called Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang with Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer, not as Moses but as Gay Parry.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 04:59:58 PM
I have nothing to report, except that we have to replace our sewer line. There's a huge shrub in the way where they'll have to dig. I guess I know why it is such a huge shrub.

I hope that isn't as expensive as it sounds, funny though about the shrub.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 06:06:51 PM
I'll be signing off early tonight.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Jane on November 28, 2023, 06:12:45 PM
'night
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:29:50 PM
I would totally eat a Nantucket Christmas Cranberry Pie.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:30:19 PM
Who was it who used to call Bush II "Shrub"?
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:35:16 PM
Look what landed in uranus!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:35:33 PM
one more...
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:35:43 PM
PAGE FOUR
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:37:53 PM
I don't know about Portnoy's Complaint, but I imagine BK is going to have a complaint.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:38:03 PM
And he wouldn't be wrong.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:38:14 PM
But I'd Rather Be Right.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:38:53 PM
Anyone springing for the new Sound of Music soundtrack?
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:47:57 PM
Someone collects nutcrackers.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:48:09 PM
But it isn't me.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:48:18 PM
Some say I am nuts, though.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:48:30 PM
And they wouldn't be wrong.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:48:42 PM
But I'd Rather Be Right.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:48:55 PM
Is there an echo in here?
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:49:33 PM
Well, at least we got past 100.
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:49:40 PM
Barely.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:49:53 PM
Quantity.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:50:01 PM
Not quality.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:50:11 PM
Both would be nice.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:50:22 PM
But we'll take what we can get.
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:50:34 PM
Slim pickins.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:50:54 PM
I've always liked my pickins on the slim side.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:51:01 PM
Don't you?
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:51:19 PM
A whole page of me, me, me.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:51:31 PM
But slog on we must.
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:51:52 PM
Through the mirror dimly.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:52:08 PM
Through the marsh sloppily.
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:52:25 PM
Through the snow banks desperately.
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:52:38 PM
Through the rain damply.
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:52:52 PM
Through the fire smokily.
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:53:10 PM
Through the sermon turgidly.
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:53:24 PM
Through the reeds wanly.
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:53:36 PM
Until we arrive
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:53:47 PM
At PAGE FIVE.
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Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:54:10 PM
Which isn't any great shakes.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:54:19 PM
But it's better than three.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:54:32 PM
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:54:42 PM
Fish sticks on five.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:54:55 PM
Fie on five.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 06:55:09 PM
Starting the original Freaky Friday. Barbara Harris is perfection.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:55:32 PM
But at least I've kept the home fries burning.


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Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 06:55:42 PM
Jodie Foster is a hoot.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:56:09 PM
We need a little Christmas...

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/10k8HMhtzzk73W/giphy.gif?cid=de9bf95ejerl76540t4qy3izsg3lttrz7lfql5r4h5ac8na9&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:56:37 PM
Carol Channing is at the spinnet.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:56:49 PM
Now just wait a gosh darn minute.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:57:00 PM
To mix a musicals metaphor.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:57:53 PM
PBS is airing some kind of program about Steve & Eydie on Friday night.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 06:58:15 PM
Look what landed in uranus!

(http://www.haineshisway.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7429.0;attach=19827)

;D
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:58:21 PM
It will probably be about 45 minutes of programming spread over 3 hours with pledge breaks.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:58:58 PM
As PBS is wont to do.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:59:13 PM
Wont not, I always say.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:59:20 PM
And have said.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:59:35 PM
The Roches sing a song called "Want Not."
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 06:59:49 PM
But I think that's about anti-materialism.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 07:00:03 PM
Anyone springing for the new Sound of Music soundtrack?

Not the vinyl/CD combo version for $100+, but maybe just the CD itself.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:00:06 PM
Which is not to be confused with anti-matter.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 07:00:19 PM
Someone collects nutcrackers.

(http://www.haineshisway.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7429.0;attach=19829)

Wow!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:00:27 PM
Very sensible, DR George.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:01:05 PM
I didn't want to use my upstairs, anyway.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 07:01:12 PM
Starting the original Freaky Friday. Barbara Harris is perfection.

She was great in that!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:01:35 PM
What care I for bedrooms and bathrooms?
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:02:00 PM
Or bedknobs and broomsticks, really?
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 07:02:28 PM
Jodie Foster is a hoot.

Agreed!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:02:28 PM
PAGE SIX!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:02:36 PM
As if by magic.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:02:50 PM
It just takes a big mouth, really.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:03:00 PM
Or itchy fingers.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:03:22 PM
Mrs. Primrose is a nut.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:03:45 PM
But if she didn't have a nutcracker...
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:04:18 PM
Well, I think I've inflicted enough of me on the populace.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: singdaw on November 28, 2023, 07:04:27 PM
Good night, friends.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 07:10:03 PM
Good night, Singdaw.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 07:49:22 PM
Mrs. Primrose is a nut.

A perfect Comden-Green-Coleman reference.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 07:49:44 PM
I have started writing Christmas cards.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Ron Pulliam on November 28, 2023, 07:52:04 PM
Who was it who used to call Bush II "Shrub"?

Was it Gary Trudeau?
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: John G. on November 28, 2023, 09:09:09 PM
Good night, all.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 28, 2023, 11:34:18 PM
I’m sleepy.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 28, 2023, 11:37:39 PM
Got a Dyson vacuum on sale. It arrived today. I’m in love.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 28, 2023, 11:55:32 PM
Got a Dyson vacuum on sale. It arrived today. I’m in love.

Congrats on the new purchase, Rodzinski!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 12:08:35 AM
Well, this is interesting:

‘This Is Spinal Tap' Mockumentary Sequel to Feature Paul McCartney, Elton John, Garth Brooks (https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/this-is-spinal-tap-mockumentary-sequel-to-feature-paul-mccartney-elton-john-garth-brooks/ar-AA1kFmC0?OCID=ansmsnnews11)
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 12:09:32 AM
Is This Is Spinal Tap really the kind of movie that should have a sequel? :-\
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 29, 2023, 12:12:09 AM
When there's an easy way, sequels happen. Spinal Tap is now how old?
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 29, 2023, 12:12:29 AM
Just starting the new notes so perhaps George will stick around.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 29, 2023, 12:12:51 AM
If he doesn't stick around, he WILL be held responsible.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 12:22:05 AM
When there's an easy way, sequels happen. Spinal Tap is now how old?

Next year it'll be 40!
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 12:22:14 AM
It was released the same year I graduated from high school! :o
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 12:23:18 AM
Has anyone seen the YouTube videos of Drew Talbert (https://www.youtube.com/@DrewTalbert)?
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 12:26:56 AM
His vids are about a restaurant and their waitstaff, and a few of the customers.  SPOO!  I mean "guests (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oXl-zrbAfw)." ;)
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 12:28:13 AM
He's a pretty good actor.  All the characters and their voices are quite distinct from each other.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 29, 2023, 12:33:44 AM
Not thinking a Spinal Tap sequel is a good idea.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 29, 2023, 12:35:24 AM
I would like a The Creature Wasn’t Nice sequel though.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 29, 2023, 12:36:31 AM
Is there an easy way for that?
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 29, 2023, 12:36:50 AM
Let’s flip this thing…
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 29, 2023, 12:37:37 AM
Here we are.
SEVEN-itude.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 12:42:26 AM
THIS Drew Talbert video (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j1C8XTmvHhM) features a couple of his regular "guests."
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 12:47:54 AM
And this guy, Scubeskitchen (https://www.youtube.com/@scubeskitchen), has some pretty funny restaurant vids, also.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 12:48:56 AM
He does a series of "Things you hear in restaurants you wish were made up."  Here's one example:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RE1wZVpapxo (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RE1wZVpapxo)
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 01:00:44 AM
Here's another one:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O8hw0fWAlPI (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O8hw0fWAlPI)
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 01:04:55 AM
And this is a good one:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MIaaoYkZcd8 (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MIaaoYkZcd8)
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 29, 2023, 01:06:48 AM
Here’s a video about Lyle Talbot.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqQhRENGjY&pp=ygULbHlsZSB0YWxib3Q%3D
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 29, 2023, 01:10:01 AM
Lyle was father to Gilbert from Leave it to Beaver. Who knew?
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 29, 2023, 01:16:59 AM
Beaver was of course in The Trouble With Harry, a film recently viewed by HHW denizens.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: Rodzinski on November 29, 2023, 01:18:23 AM
Jerry Mathers had a better time working with Hitchcock than did Billy Mumy who had a negative experience on AH Presents.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 01:33:34 AM
I think Jane might get a kick out of this one:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_I0JHsfos68 (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_I0JHsfos68)
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 01:33:41 AM
:))
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 01:37:33 AM
And this one shows a situation that I'm sure a lot of us would like to see happen to other customers:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n5xYG6Hq-Ns (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n5xYG6Hq-Ns)
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: George on November 29, 2023, 01:37:40 AM
;D
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 29, 2023, 01:43:15 AM
New notes are up.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 29, 2023, 01:43:23 AM
Up are new notes.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 29, 2023, 01:43:30 AM
I've seen them.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 29, 2023, 01:43:38 AM
I've read them.
Title: Re: PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
Post by: bk on November 29, 2023, 01:43:43 AM
I wrote them.