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Title: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 12:16:36 AM
Well, you've read the notes, the notes were one of life's great enigmas, and now it is time for you to post until the enigmatic cows come home.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 12:18:03 AM
And the word of the day is: INTREPID!
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Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 12:30:22 AM
Wordle 1,138 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:26:26 AM
Good morning, friends.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:26:33 AM
And others.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:27:02 AM
A propos of nothing, here's Bud Cort with Groucho Marx.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:27:16 AM
Please ignore the bird in the background.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:27:50 AM
.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:28:04 AM
Who decides these things?
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:28:16 AM
Fairly decent night of sleep.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:28:32 AM
Although I wouldn't have minded sleeping in longer this morning.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:28:42 AM
But that's the way of things.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:29:02 AM
 :)
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Post by: Freddie on July 31, 2024, 03:42:44 AM
Singdaw, you're getting very close to a lofty new millstone..
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Post by: Freddie on July 31, 2024, 03:43:05 AM
Or will it be a new lofty millstone?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Freddie on July 31, 2024, 03:43:38 AM
Whatever type of millstone it is, you're very close to it!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:51:02 AM
What is the difference between a millstone and a grindstone?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:51:42 AM
I've never heard of putting your nose to a millstone.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:52:12 AM
These are the things I ponder.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:52:30 AM
Do they ponder in Ponderosa?
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:52:55 AM
Or do they pander?
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:53:06 AM
Do they pander whilst they ponder?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:53:20 AM
Are there ponds in Ponderosa?
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:53:36 AM
OK, now I'm just being silly.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:53:50 AM
Silly is as silly does.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:55:41 AM
Silly sudz.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:55:56 AM
Remember Mr. Bubble?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:56:58 AM
Remember the Alamo?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:57:10 AM
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:57:18 AM
One more...
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 03:57:26 AM
PAGE TWO
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Freddie on July 31, 2024, 04:06:25 AM
Page Two before 7 a.m. Eastern time!

 That means it could be a good day. 
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 04:16:51 AM
Vegan camoflauge:
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 31, 2024, 04:18:04 AM
Good morning, all!
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 31, 2024, 04:23:00 AM
Last night I watched the Indiana University ballet again. After that, I had a shaky night of sleep, although I had Annabelle and Thatch watching over me. Around 1:00 or so, Stella joined us. Unlike Annabelle and Thatch, Stella gets very fussy about needing attention, hugs, and pets. A & T let me sleep. Stella demands attention.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 04:23:30 AM
My friend is going bald, but he found a really nice hairpiece at a thrift store for just a dollar.

It was a small price toupee...
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: elmore3003 on July 31, 2024, 04:24:43 AM
I have to decide, now that the bathroom leak is repaired, if I do the laundry today or tomorrow. Procrastination is my middle name, so . . .
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: elmore3003 on July 31, 2024, 04:26:08 AM
I need to pay a few bills today.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 04:26:10 AM
 :)
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 31, 2024, 04:26:22 AM
I need work.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: ChasSmith on July 31, 2024, 04:40:34 AM
Good morning, all.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: ChasSmith on July 31, 2024, 04:44:55 AM
We have a gray day with much rain and I believe some lightning in the forecast. Then tomorrow is supposed to be dry and sunny and probably all too warm again, and that's fine because I plan to attend my friends' GREASE tomorrow evening and have my weekend clear.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 04:50:35 AM
Good morning, all.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 04:51:05 AM
I’m at work, awaiting the would-be lawyers to show up.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 04:51:29 AM
I brought my heaviest sweater today.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: ChasSmith on July 31, 2024, 04:53:29 AM
This morn' I have to stop at the bank, return this thick unseemly binder of music, pick up my regular prescription, and put some air in the tires. Once back home, I must pay the ugliest quarterly tax bill in the known universe. The rest of the day should largely be spent on learning to play these songs decently.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: ChasSmith on July 31, 2024, 04:53:57 AM
I brought my heaviest sweater today.

And a scarf, I hope.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 04:54:29 AM
He ain't heavy; he's my sweater.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 04:56:11 AM
Armed with a sweater and a swatter.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 04:57:00 AM
To flick away those pesky would-be lawyers.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:19:48 AM
DR John G., I'm quite sure that this will be one of the exhibits in your course.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:24:00 AM
~~~KRITZERLAND SCHEDULING VIBES~~~ for BK!!!!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:24:22 AM
~~~IMPORTANT ENVELOPE VIBES~~~ for BK!!!!
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:24:49 AM
~~~EMPLOYMENT VIBE$~~~ for DR elmore3003!
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:25:09 AM
We are on the road to page three.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:25:20 AM
That long, long road.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:25:48 AM
The road to Tipperary is long, too.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:25:56 AM
Or so I hear.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:26:09 AM
I've never travelled it, myself.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:26:19 AM
So what do I know.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:26:26 AM
PAGE THREE
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 05:29:37 AM
Someone's getting screwed.
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Post by: Jrand74 on July 31, 2024, 05:45:11 AM
Important envelope vibes for MR BK.
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Post by: Ginny on July 31, 2024, 06:46:44 AM
Wednesday morning greetings!  Another quiet day for me…
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Post by: Ginny on July 31, 2024, 06:47:05 AM
Important envelope vibes for MR BK.

Ditto!
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Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 08:50:50 AM
The room is no warmer today. But my heaviest Irish woolen sweater is.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: ChasSmith on July 31, 2024, 10:11:38 AM
Back from the errands, and planning to stay in the rest of the day. It's a hot humid HELL out there.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Jane on July 31, 2024, 10:12:47 AM
From George:
Quote
I made some calls, and got some information and prices, and then our president found a storage unit that was larger than what I was asked to look for, but he felt that the extra space (and higher price) was necessary.

I just love when someone has me putting in the time researching something and then decides it isn't what they want.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Jane on July 31, 2024, 10:14:37 AM
I brought my heaviest sweater today.

Good :)
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Jane on July 31, 2024, 10:15:20 AM
Important envelope vibes for MR BK.

DITTO!
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Post by: Jane on July 31, 2024, 10:16:06 AM
I sitll have lots to do this morning before we pick Craig up at the airport.
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Post by: Freddie on July 31, 2024, 10:37:54 AM
More important envelope vibes for BK!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 10:39:36 AM
:)

(http://www.haineshisway.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7675.0;attach=22835)

;D
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 10:40:51 AM
Vegan camoflauge:

(http://www.haineshisway.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7675.0;attach=22837)

:))
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 10:41:13 AM
My friend is going bald, but he found a really nice hairpiece at a thrift store for just a dollar.

It was a small price toupee...

::)
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 10:43:53 AM
This morn' I have to stop at the bank, return this thick unseemly binder of music, pick up my regular prescription, and put some air in the tires.....

You did all of that at the bank??  Wow!  Talk about one-stop shopping! ;D
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 10:44:50 AM
DR John G., I'm quite sure that this will be one of the exhibits in your course.

(http://www.haineshisway.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7675.0;attach=22840)

That's funny! :D
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Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 10:46:56 AM
~~~KRITZERLAND SCHEDULING VIBES~~~ for BK!!!!

~~~DITTO!!~~~
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Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 10:47:06 AM
~~~IMPORTANT ENVELOPE VIBES~~~ for BK!!!!

~~~DITTO!!~~~
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 10:47:19 AM
~~~EMPLOYMENT VIBE$~~~ for DR elmore3003!

~~~DITTO!!~~~
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 10:48:14 AM
Someone's getting screwed.

(http://www.haineshisway.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7675.0;attach=22841)

How rude! >:(
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 10:48:50 AM
From George:
Quote
I made some calls, and got some information and prices, and then our president found a storage unit that was larger than what I was asked to look for, but he felt that the extra space (and higher price) was necessary.

I just love when someone has me putting in the time researching something and then decides it isn't what they want.

It happens. ::)
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Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 10:49:57 AM
But it's more important that we get what we really need, so it's not a big deal. :)
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Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:21:01 AM
I'm up, I'm up - eight hours of sleep - almost.
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Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:21:45 AM
Doug will now try to move the Monday after four people to Tuesday after four.
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Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:22:43 AM
We shall see how that goes.
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Post by: KevinH on July 31, 2024, 11:56:05 AM
Good afternoon!
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Post by: KevinH on July 31, 2024, 11:56:30 AM
Wordle:  6/6.  Didn't think I was going to get it today.
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 31, 2024, 11:57:30 AM
The Fat Orange Slug was just interviewed at the convention of the National Association of Black Journalists. It was truly a lie-filled bilge-fest of the same old shit he brings up at every one of his pathetic rallies. I think this will be a good thing for Kamala.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Freddie on July 31, 2024, 12:06:29 PM
This article has been around a while (since last fall) but if you haven't seen it before, and know the Jardiance commercial, it's fun.

"Stephen Sondheim Dissects the Jardiance Jingle"
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/stephen-sondheim-dissects-the-jardiance-jingle
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Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 12:21:21 PM
Wordle:  6/6.  Didn't think I was going to get it today.

I don’t really consider it an English word though we have adopted it.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 12:21:29 PM
Four!
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Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 12:48:42 PM
This article has been around a while (since last fall) but if you haven't seen it before, and know the Jardiance commercial, it's fun.

"Stephen Sondheim Dissects the Jardiance Jingle"
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/stephen-sondheim-dissects-the-jardiance-jingle


That was fun, except that he sabotage his own premise by "rhyming" rips with scrip. 
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 12:48:59 PM
Sondheim would not have approved. ::)
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Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 12:51:03 PM
This is the suggested lyric:
Quote
“The math is simple, I’m no Archimedes
A type A gal with type 2 diabetes
One little pill
Well, that’s my fill
So says the good Dr. Rosen
Each time he rips
An illegible scrip
Of once-daily empagliflozin”

I'd suggest:

Each time he'd rip
An illegible scrip
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 12:51:30 PM
Seemed pretty darned obvious to me.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 01:00:34 PM
Sad to report but Evie the cat has crossed the rainbow bridge. She was sick for only a couple of days, so that was a blessing.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 01:02:45 PM
This is the suggested lyric:
Quote
“The math is simple, I’m no Archimedes
A type A gal with type 2 diabetes
One little pill
Well, that’s my fill
So says the good Dr. Rosen
Each time he rips
An illegible scrip
Of once-daily empagliflozin”

I'd suggest:

Each time he'd rip
An illegible scrip


If this were The Notebook, scrip would be “rhymed” with something like Flipper or shibboleth.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Freddie on July 31, 2024, 01:09:29 PM
This article has been around a while (since last fall) but if you haven't seen it before, and know the Jardiance commercial, it's fun.

"Stephen Sondheim Dissects the Jardiance Jingle"
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/stephen-sondheim-dissects-the-jardiance-jingle


That was fun, except that he sabotage his own premise by "rhyming" rips with scrip. 


:)


Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Freddie on July 31, 2024, 01:10:11 PM
Sad to report but Evie the cat has crossed the rainbow bridge. She was sick for only a couple of days, so that was a blessing.

So sorry to hear that. :(

Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 01:17:45 PM
Gratuitous post 100!
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Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 01:22:07 PM
Sad to report but Evie the cat has crossed the rainbow bridge. She was sick for only a couple of days, so that was a blessing.

Oh, no. :(
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Post by: Jrand74 on July 31, 2024, 01:54:16 PM
Farethewell, Evie.
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Post by: Jrand74 on July 31, 2024, 01:54:36 PM
In a few minutes I shall be on my way to another rehearsal.....
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 31, 2024, 01:54:47 PM
Sad to report but Evie the cat has crossed the rainbow bridge. She was sick for only a couple of days, so that was a blessing.

That's so sad!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 02:16:58 PM
Off to dance for a while.
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Post by: Jrand74 on July 31, 2024, 06:19:10 PM
Rehearsal was fine....Something Rotten was moving its costumes from the Costume Loft/Shop to the dressing rooms.

Chaos ensued.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 06:23:18 PM
  Chaos ensued.

And then, hilarity?
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 06:23:32 PM
So very sorry about DC Evie.
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Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 06:29:33 PM
Rehearsal was fine....Something Rotten was moving its costumes from the Costume Loft/Shop to the dressing rooms.

Chaos ensued.

Chaos is my friend. Must be. I seem to court it
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 06:29:52 PM
Back from dancing.
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Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 06:30:18 PM
I'm tired.
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Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 06:30:50 PM
I can't wait until Saturday's competition is over.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 06:35:46 PM
We're all amazed that you can dance through your pain, DR John G.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 06:52:19 PM
I know we need more posts.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 06:52:30 PM
But I am just exhausted.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 06:52:44 PM
A trying day at work, and hours of overtime.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 06:53:02 PM
We just are not staffed up for the volume we are handling.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 06:53:18 PM
We just got approved to add 3 more people to our department.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 06:53:34 PM
But it will be months before they are hired and trained.
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 06:53:42 PM
PAGE FIVE
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Post by: singdaw on July 31, 2024, 06:53:56 PM
Good night, friends.
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Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 06:59:35 PM
We just got approved to add 3 more people to our department.

That's great, Singdaw!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 06:59:58 PM
But it will be months before they are hired and trained.

Yup...that's the reality of it. :-\
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Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 07:00:20 PM
Hope it all goes very smoothly, if not quickly!!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 07:03:52 PM
Well, whaddaya know!  Singdaw passed a millstone (which is infinitely preferable to passing a kidney stone ;) ):
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Freddie on July 31, 2024, 07:05:20 PM
Congratulations to singdaw on your new millstone!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Freddie on July 31, 2024, 07:07:06 PM
Well, whaddaya know!  Singdaw passed a millstone (which is infinitely preferable to passing a kidney stone ;) ):


Isn't "Well, whaddaya know!" a Maltby and Shire Closer Than Ever reference?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 07:34:06 PM
We just got approved to add 3 more people to our department.
But it will be months before they are hired and trained.

Congratulations and understand completely.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 07:34:37 PM
Congratulations, Singdaw.
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Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 07:36:16 PM
I love most of James Ivory's films with Ismail Merchant. There's a documentary about the couple coming out.

https://www.indiewire.com/news/trailers/merchant-ivory-trailer-documentary-1235030765/
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 07:37:06 PM
They lived across the river from me in upstate New York, but they never invited me to dinner.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: John G. on July 31, 2024, 08:01:31 PM
Good night, all.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 10:03:14 PM
Again with the page five malarkey.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 10:04:53 PM
I have done nothing today and this evening but deal with the schedule change, which is finally set. In the midst of that, we had another kid drop out of the show, which is so irritating. So, we had to find a replacement - after a few tries, i found someone good. That's two parents who committed to the show, but who then thought it fine to just shine us on.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on July 31, 2024, 11:02:18 PM
What was this kid’s excuse?
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Post by: Rodzinski on July 31, 2024, 11:02:50 PM
Sorry to hear of the loss of your little friend, John G.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on July 31, 2024, 11:03:51 PM
Speaking of Gs, the other night I briefly saw Matthew G’s name up top. Don’t know if he ever posted.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on July 31, 2024, 11:04:40 PM
Kids have swim classes in the evening, and it’s taken a lot out of me somehow.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:41:13 PM
Still page five after all these years.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:41:23 PM
No George, of course.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:41:33 PM
He MUST have his damn jam.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:42:37 PM
If he was a door, he could have his jamb.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:42:59 PM
But George has a George jam.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:43:12 PM
He thinks it's cute.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:43:26 PM
He thinks one minute to midnight is the way to go.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:44:06 PM
Well, whaddaya know!  Singdaw passed a millstone (which is infinitely preferable to passing a kidney stone ;) ):


Isn't "Well, whaddaya know!" a Maltby and Shire Closer Than Ever reference?

It is!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:44:12 PM
He's probably eating a burrito with lox.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:44:27 PM
He thinks one minute to midnight is the way to go.

Today, it's 19 minutes to midnight!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:44:30 PM
Wow, look who showed up early.
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Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:44:37 PM
That's amazing.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:44:51 PM
That is a much nicer jam or jamb.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on July 31, 2024, 11:44:55 PM
There’s G!
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Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:45:05 PM
That is sparkling.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:45:13 PM
Like cider.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:45:34 PM
We're cookin' with gas, baby.
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Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:45:41 PM
We are happening.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:46:00 PM
I feel that soon we may be the most popular site on all the Internet.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:46:15 PM
Page six isn't very sporting.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:46:18 PM
I have done nothing today and this evening but deal with the schedule change, which is finally set. In the midst of that, we had another kid drop out of the show, which is so irritating. So, we had to find a replacement - after a few tries, i found someone good. That's two parents who committed to the show, but who then thought it fine to just shine us on.

That's terrible!  They are not learning (or showing) a good work ethic. :P
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:46:22 PM
It really isn't.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:46:57 PM
Perhaps we can do something about it.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:47:04 PM
He MUST have his damn jam.

Don't we all?? :-\
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:47:07 PM
Wouldn't that be nice?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:47:08 PM
;)
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:47:43 PM
If he was a door, he could have his jamb.

I always forget that door jamb is spelled with a b. ::)
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:47:44 PM
I am in need of a haircut, so I'll try and book one tomorrow for sometime next week, I guess.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:47:55 PM
Good thing I didn't try to spell it.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:47:59 PM
I look like a shaggy dog right now.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:48:21 PM
Or a shag carpet.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:48:31 PM
Remember when those were all the rage?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:48:41 PM
He's probably eating a burrito with lox.

Nope...a Big Mac with a diet Coke. :)
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:49:01 PM
Wow, look who showed up early.

That's gotta count for something!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:49:03 PM
I remember when I was all the rage.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:49:17 PM
I remember when I had all the rage.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:49:32 PM
There’s G!

Hello, Rod (and BK)!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:49:33 PM
I remember when I wrote rage on a page.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:49:53 PM
This page is causing me rage.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:49:57 PM
Page six isn't very sporting.

There is no shame in Page six...or page seven!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:50:09 PM
Rage is, of course, egar spelled backwards.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:50:34 PM
There is a bit of shame.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:50:54 PM
But look, here's page seven - which I do not care for, shame or not.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:51:04 PM
It's not my favorite.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:51:13 PM
I am in need of a haircut, so I'll try and book one tomorrow for sometime next week, I guess.

I got my haircut back in May...pretty close to a year since my previous haircut. ;)
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:51:28 PM
I had the air on way too much today and it has played havoc with my voice.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:51:37 PM
June Havoc.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:51:58 PM
I remember June.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:52:07 PM
A mere two months ago.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:52:35 PM
What else?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:53:00 PM
Did George have his ubiquitous burrito?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:53:19 PM
His Ubiquitous Burrito - that's the title of my next novel.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:54:31 PM
Perhaps I'll tell the tale of The Randy Vicar and the Cheese Enchilada.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:54:39 PM
That one's really spicy.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:54:49 PM
That's a some spicy meatball.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on July 31, 2024, 11:54:58 PM
His Ubiquitous Burrito - that's the title of my next novel.

I'd read that.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:55:01 PM
I am quite spicy myself.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:55:13 PM
Sugar and spice and everything nice.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:55:31 PM
Where's the paprika when you need it?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:55:51 PM
Where's the dill when you need it?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:56:06 PM
Where's page eight when you need it?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:56:22 PM
We might make it after all.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:56:31 PM
Laverne and Shirley did.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:56:55 PM
When in Rome, do as the Armenians do.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:57:11 PM
When in Armenia, do as the Romans do.
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Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:57:19 PM
Is there Armenia?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:57:37 PM
Are there Romans besides numerals?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:58:02 PM
When in France, wear no pants.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on July 31, 2024, 11:58:28 PM
There’s Mel, There’s Woody, and There’s June Havoc.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on July 31, 2024, 11:59:03 PM
Not to be confused with June Haver.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:59:21 PM
June Havoc was a Hovick.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on July 31, 2024, 11:59:28 PM
But she’s gonna be confused with her anyway.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:59:44 PM
Gypsy Rose Lee was a Louise Hovick.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on July 31, 2024, 11:59:47 PM
Or Dan Haggerty.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on July 31, 2024, 11:59:53 PM
I was never a Hovick.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:00:04 AM
But I did cause havoc.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on August 01, 2024, 12:00:16 AM
Ron Kovic was played by Tom Cruise.
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Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:00:21 AM
We made page eight. I like page eight.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:00:32 AM
Nothing wrong with page eight.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on August 01, 2024, 12:01:13 AM
Or was Tom Havoc played by Julee Cruise?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on August 01, 2024, 12:01:13 AM
June Havoc was a Hovick.

And her real full name was Ellen Evangeline Hovick.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:01:19 AM
No wait for eight.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on August 01, 2024, 12:01:38 AM
We made page eight. I like page eight.

Eight is Great!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on August 01, 2024, 12:01:45 AM
And what of Lauren Tewes?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:01:46 AM
My middle name is not Evangaline.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on August 01, 2024, 12:01:50 AM
Gratuitous Post #224!!
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Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:02:06 AM
What OF Lauren Tewes?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:02:16 AM
And Fred Grandy?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on August 01, 2024, 12:02:42 AM
Eight is Enough featured Grant Goodeve.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on August 01, 2024, 12:02:48 AM
And what of Lauren Tewes?

I saw an interview with her and she said that the original German pronunciation of her last name is TAH-ves.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:02:54 AM
And Season Hubley?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on August 01, 2024, 12:03:04 AM
And a good eve to you both!
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:03:05 AM
And Jamie Smith Jackson?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:03:16 AM
And Margaret Willock?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on August 01, 2024, 12:03:28 AM
Eight is Enough featured Grant Goodeve.

He was also on Seattle's Evening Magazine for a few years.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:04:00 AM
Where have all the 70s actresses gone?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:04:10 AM
Sian Barbara Allen.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: George on August 01, 2024, 12:04:22 AM
And a good eve to you both!

Are you leaving us, Rod?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on August 01, 2024, 12:04:26 AM
I interviewed Doc from the Love Boat and he pronounced it “tweeze”
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:04:45 AM
New notes are up.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:04:54 AM
Up are new notes.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:05:00 AM
I've seen them.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:05:06 AM
I've read them.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:05:12 AM
I wrote them.
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Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:05:27 AM
And looky here - page nine.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: Rodzinski on August 01, 2024, 12:05:32 AM
Sadly Doc Bricker’s real name eludes me.
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:05:37 AM
Isn't that fine?
Title: Re: ONE OF LIFE'S GREAT ENIGMAS
Post by: bk on August 01, 2024, 12:05:45 AM
No whine for nine.
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Post by: Rodzinski on August 01, 2024, 12:05:50 AM
Nine!!