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Title: THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 12:12:13 AM
Well, you've read the notes, the notes were straight and to the point, and now it is time for you to post until the straight cows come home - they're trying out a mustard plaster right now, whilst a gazelle looks on in amusement.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 12:13:59 AM
And the word of the day is: PALILOGY!
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 12:18:29 AM
And a very happy haineshisway.com birthday to Hapgood.
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 12:49:32 AM
~~~CONTINUED FUNDRAISER RESOLUTION VIBES FOR BK!!~~~

;D
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 12:50:04 AM
And now, I'm off to sleep.  I just can't keep my eyes open. 8)
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 01:16:57 AM
WOD:  That is certainly a word, a word!
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 01:18:18 AM
WOD, used in a sentence:

"We don't need no stinking, sinking palilogies!"
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 01:18:54 AM
DR Ginny - ***SAFE & EASY TRAVEL VIBES***, and have a wonderful trip!  :)
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 01:20:00 AM
***PROMPT FUNDING VIBES***[/size][/color]
for bk and his fundraiser
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 01:23:20 AM
straightening iron [it didn't work on me!   :o]
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 01:27:07 AM
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 01:28:38 AM
DR JoseSPiano - It would be lovely if the cruise worked out, but awful if you missed the next HHW reunion.

A dilemma, indeed.     :-\
Title: Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 03:19:18 AM
From what I understand, bk s not one to get plastered anyway.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:02:44 AM
You watch your pilology!!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:03:21 AM
Working today....two rehearsals tomorrow...and some things planned for me to do.....since I "have the time."

It would be nice to be told or at least asked.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:04:20 AM
I have only seen ISADORA in a couple of network television showings.....I liked it, but would like to see it in the longer version.

I bought the soundtrack LP for fifty cents a few years before and I like it very much.
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:15:10 AM
PILOLOGY - I always get that confused with PALJOEY
Title: Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:16:23 AM
Or is it PALILOGY - ever moreso, I get that confused with PAL JOEY
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 05:26:00 AM
Good morning, all! Another day in Toyland with an Appendix number "Flutter, Flutter, Little Butterfly" for Cinderella's two stepsisters, Dollbabia and Freakette.  When Dillingham announced the forthcoming LADY OF THE SLIPPER in Summer 1912, it was for an all-star cast, several of whom bailed when it was obvious the stars were to be Montgomery & Stone, and Elsie Janis with all the other star parts whittled down around them.  As a result, there's a lot of wonderful material written for the show that never made the final cut.

After that, I ned to tidy this dump a bit, perhaps watch Disc 2 of UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS.  I've been reading Erik Preminger's MY G-STRING MOTHER, about Gypsy Rose Lee (that's one show I missed this week!), and I'd like to finish it to finish up the Harry Potter series.

I, too, would love a complete ISADORA, which I saw in 1970 or so and remember quite fondly. My whole memory of the film, outside of the image of the car being pulled from the Seine, is the gramophone playing the mournful verse to "Bye Bye Blackbird."

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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:44:01 AM
That's the part of the soundtrack album I remember most....
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 06:10:03 AM
Good morning!

I'm on-line earlier than usual because I must clean up before we head out to see HAIRSPRAY this morning.

A little overcast here, and me may get rain later, but it's still hot.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 06:10:55 AM
I've only seen bits and pieces of ISADORA on TV, never the whole thing in any of its various incarnations. I'd love to see it one day given its reputation.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 06:13:28 AM
I also spent an hour this morning watching the last two Muppet Shows on the disc. John Cleese was the guest star in the first, and in one of the best episodes of the season, Cloris Leachman guested on the season finale.

In one sequence, she sings a medley of operetta songs from THE CHOCOLATE SOLDIER, NAUGHTY MARIETTA, and MAYTIME. Who knew she had a trained soprano voice?

The show was hilarious becasue the pigs had locked the other characters in the boiler room and had taken over the show masquerading as Kermit, Fozzie, and the others.

What fun!
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 06:15:31 AM
Also on the disc was the 1974 Muppet Valentine Special, and other than Crazy George and Kermit, none of the characters made it onto the MUPPET SHOW two years later.

Mia Farrow was the guest star, and she was VERY pregnant at the time, appropriate, I guess, for a Valentine special.

The show had lots of Broadway tunes: "Love Is a Simple Thing," "Real Live Girl," "I Got Love."
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 06:15:55 AM
I need to go clean up for my outing.

WBBL.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:36:46 AM
I wish I was cleaning up to go to see HAIRSPRAY instead of cleaning up to go to work.
Title: Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:37:42 AM
Thought I would give the Unseemly Trivia Question a spin before my shower....submitted my answer.

Since I was chosen out of the electronic hat last week....I had to at least TRY to get this one....

Time will tell.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:37:53 AM
Shower is calling...................
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 06:37:55 AM
Good morning!   It's rather quiet around here!

I am working on building a web page.  Translation:  It is taking me 50 hours to do what a 17 year old could probably accomplish in 15 minutes.    ???   ::)

It's rather humid today.   If you believe the news media, then we are under an umbrella alert.  :-\

Got a bunch of errands to do and things to attend to, before heading over later to see The Day Before Spring.   :)
Title: Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:39:03 AM
Time to get on the Happy Day Express, DR EDISAURUS!!

http://www.myspace.com/littlemarcytigner
Title: Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:39:18 AM
You, too, DR JULIE!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:39:41 AM
Marcy Page Two Dance:

http://www.myspace.com/littlemarcytigner
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 06:42:44 AM
Time to get on the Happy Day Express, DR EDISAURUS!!

http://www.myspace.com/littlemarcytigner

Well.  --  I don't know about the song, but that green guy, Lloyd, is rather, um, unusal looking.    :o
Title: Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:44:07 AM
Well.  --  I don't know about the song, but that green guy, Lloyd, is rather, um, unusal looking.    :o

Lloyd is the life of any party he attends, obviously...in fact he IS a party!  ;D
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:45:19 AM
We're going to a mansion
On the Happiness Express.

The letters on the engine
Are J-e-s-u-s!!!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:46:11 AM
That Little Marcy is one scary doll.....I think she is contemplating cannibalism...
Title: Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 06:52:46 AM
MOTHERS OF MARCY - that's the name of my new slasher film
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 06:56:20 AM
I'm back after shaving and showering feeling much the cleaner for the experience.

Sorry you can't join us for HAIRSPRAY, DR JRand. Maybe next time!  ;)
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 06:59:31 AM
When I return from the film today, I will be startiung the second of three box sets of TV/DVDs. This one will be HOME IMPROVEMENT, Season 7. I used to watch the show occasionally during its eight year run just to catch glimpses of the bearishly adorable Richard Karn (Al).

This will be the first time seeing an entire season of the show. Should be interesting, especially since the kids are going to be grown (and probably gone in some cases).

I always felt kind of bad that Patricia Heaton was always an also-ran at the Emmys for her work in this show. She never did win an Emmy for the show.
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 07:13:51 AM
Matt - Do you mean Patricia Richardson?
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 07:17:29 AM
Matt - Do you mean Patricia Richardson?

Of course I do!  Argh! Thanks for the correction.

Heaton won a couple of Emmys for RAYMOND.

Sheesh! I need more sleep!   :P
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 07:17:56 AM
Heading down now to wait for my friend Jeff to arrive.

WBBL.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 07:40:28 AM
Maybe Next Time.....that sounds like a great title for a song!!

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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 07:59:33 AM
DR JoseSPiano - It would be lovely if the cruise worked out, but awful if you missed the next HHW reunion.

A dilemma, indeed.     :-\

DR Jose So if the cruise is over on the 28th, could you make it back to NYC by the 30th for the closing night of The Brain?
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 08:01:44 AM
Time to get on the Happy Day Express, DR EDISAURUS!!

http://www.myspace.com/littlemarcytigner

LOL!!!
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 08:09:20 AM
I took the whole day off yesterday and boy do I feel better.  I slept in today and now must feed the cats, take a shower and start my day.  I need to hang around the house and clean this place, it's a mess!  But I'm thinking about going shopping instead.

Every one keeps telling me they love my 'new look' that is actually dressisng up for work every day. (every day was casual day at the FPD) Since there are some great clothing sales going on, it would probably behoove me, yes behoove me to take advantage of them.
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Post by: Jeanne on July 29, 2007, 08:45:29 AM
Good morning, HHW!

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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 08:52:40 AM
I'm up! I'm up...

Actually, I've been up three or four times already today. Each time I freaked out 'cause I thought I overslept. Happens every Sunday...I'm always afraid I'm going to sleep through the matinee...

I'm ready to go back to bed, though. Who wants to work Avenue Q for me??
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Post by: Jeanne on July 29, 2007, 08:55:20 AM

SUPER-DUPER INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH FUNDRAISER VIBES

to BK!


PRONTO!!!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:56:43 AM
Good Morning!

I'm up, I'm up... And it seems everyone here slept in as well, and has appointments, gatherings, meetings this afternoon.  So, the coffee is on - which I will probably not drink (just not in the mood for it, but it smells good) - and we've worked out the shower shifts.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:58:39 AM
DR Jason - I would gladly cover you today - or even later this week - so that you could see JLP do "Music and the Mirror".  However, I think she'll be going on Wednesday matinee since Charlotte is on vacation this week, unless stage management decides to split the week otherwise.  So, you can probably catch her then.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:59:03 AM
-Unless we're going back to SoHo that day for some shopping.  ;)
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:59:41 AM
Awww - It's the three J's on right now:  Jeanne, Jason and JoseSPiano!

:)
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:00:59 AM
Sunday in the Park with Alejandro...

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/BroadwayBratt/alejandro-maldonado-0011.jpg)
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:01:27 AM
Namaste.

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/BroadwayBratt/alejmnalyoga1.jpg)
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:05:21 AM
Now we just neeed JRand, Jillaliz, JMK, JK, JJL, Jane, Jelmore, Jomovoz, Jingdaw, JCB, Jed, JAnne, JattH, Janice, JerBrucer, Joel, Joy, JonPulliam, JakotaCelt, JBarnum, jixmom, Jeorge, Jinny, Jedisaurus, Jen, Jicheal S, Jodzinksi, JennyO, Jrançois, JPunk, JusicGuy, Jatthew, Jarles Pogue, DearReaderJaura, Jandra, jhvw, JWW, Jan(the Man), jd, Jadriana, Jason2(JCason), Jennifer, Jay, jetc., jetc., jetc....
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:07:17 AM
What's this Jason2 business? There's only one Jason...
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 09:09:55 AM
Now we just neeed JRand, Jillaliz, JMK, JK, JJL, Jane, Jelmore, Jomovoz, Jingdaw, JCB, Jed, JAnne, JattH, JerBrucer, Joel, Joy, JonPulliam, JakotaCelt, DearReaderJaura, Jandra, jhvw, JWW, Jan(the Man), jd, Jadriana, Jason2(JCason), Jennifer, jetc., jetc., jetc....


That's a pretty complete list there, Jose.   ;)
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:10:48 AM
That's a pretty complete list there, Jose.   ;)

And now it's ever more completer.  ;)
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:11:25 AM
DR Julie - Do you know if tonight's peformance of Mufti is sold out?  I really want to go.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:12:40 AM
What's this Jason2 business? There's only one Jason...

But, of course.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:14:33 AM
PAGE THREE J DANCE!!!!

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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:18:00 AM
And now I'm off to the Q.

Farewell to Beauty and the Beast, Grey Gardens, Gypsy and 110 in the Shade...
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 09:20:05 AM
And the word of the day is: PALILOGY!

Isn't that the Italian translation of PAL JOEY?  I believe that George has the CD.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:20:10 AM
...and once The Year of Magical Thinking Closes at the end of August, there will be no plays playing on Broadway.  -Although, last summer wasn't all the much better: The History Boys was the only play on the Rialto for a while.  :-\
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:20:44 AM
HE'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!


-DR TCB, that is.  :)
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:24:21 AM
And I have to say, the Grease PR machine seems to be in full-swing - which seems sort of late to me, since there was no real buzz the past couple of weeks.  In the past week alone, there have been articles in the Post, Time Out New York, New York Magazine, and now in today's New York Times.  Although, even though all the articles are sort-of interviews, sort-of-analyses, sort-of-puff-pieces, their timing could seem coincidental.  ???
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 09:35:26 AM
Since it is Sunday, and I am unable to attend services.


THE 23RD QUALM
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Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.

He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.

He restoreth my fears.

He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.


Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,

I will find no exit, for thou art in office.

Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.

Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.

Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.

My health insurance runneth out.


Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of
thy term,

And my unemployed son shall live in my basement forever.


Title: Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 09:36:13 AM
DR Julie - Do you know if tonight's peformance of Mufti is sold out?  I really want to go.

Jose - The York theater website says the performance is completely sold out, but my experience with the York and muftis is that if you show up a bit early and are the first to get your name on the waiting list first, more often than not you get in.
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 09:38:17 AM
Well, I guess we will find out if derBrucer is reading today's posts.
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 09:39:19 AM
I have to be there an hour before performance time in any event.  If you want, when I get there I can inquire about any ticket availability or a waiting list, and if they have one, I can put your name on it, and call you to let you know what they say.  PM me your info if you want to do that.
 
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:42:48 AM
Jose - The York theater website says the performance is completely sold out, but my experience with the York and muftis is that if you show up a bit early and are the first to get your name on the waiting list first, more often than not you get in.

Hmm... Well, maybe I'll just head over after ACL, and see what's there.  Although, with the "severe weather alert" we're currently under... Hmm...
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:45:08 AM
I have to be there an hour before performance time in any event.  If you want, when I get there I can inquire about any ticket availability or a waiting list, and if they have one, I can put your name on it, and call you to let you know what they say.  PM me your info if you want to do that.
 

OH!  That would be wonderful.  Thank You!  -And if I remember from last time, the box office doesn't reopen until 5:30 or 6:00 anyway.  -I remember having to wait a bit to get my ticket for Superman!.  So... PM is on it's way.  :)
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 09:48:48 AM
Forgive me, FJL, for repeating your PAL JOEY line.  I should have read the posts first.
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 09:53:26 AM
You're forgiven, TCB..

:)
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 09:54:28 AM
Jose, check your cell phone messages, in case you're interested in seeing Patti L's final perf tonight.
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 09:59:30 AM
Jose, check your cell phone messages, in case you're interested in seeing Patti L's final perf tonight.


If I could be guaranteed that it would be Patti's final performance, I might even go.
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 10:05:40 AM
OH!  That would be wonderful.  Thank You!  -And if I remember from last time, the box office doesn't reopen until 5:30 or 6:00 anyway.  -I remember having to wait a bit to get my ticket for Superman!.  So... PM is on it's way.  :)


Got it!  I'll give you a call when I get there -- unless DR FJL has already gotten you in to Gypsy.   ;D
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 10:06:55 AM
If I could be guaranteed that it would be Patti's final performance, I might even go.

DR TCB - I wish I could be guaranteed that it would not be her final performance.
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 10:11:52 AM
DR TCB - I wish I could be guaranteed that it would not be her final performance.


Please don't take offense, Julie, it was meant as a joke.  Actually, I think Patti is probably quite wonderful as Rose.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 10:17:01 AM
Yikes!  I didn't realize it was already this "late".  I have a few things to take care of before my matinee, so...

Laters...
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 10:19:11 AM
Good morning / afternoon / evening, DR FiFiLePew.
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 10:32:57 AM
Please don't take offense, Julie, it was meant as a joke.  Actually, I think Patti is probably quite wonderful as Rose.

Oh gosh, no offense at all. -- I was kidding, too!   ;D
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 10:33:43 AM
Hey Fred- just you and me in the house.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:38:31 AM
I'm up, I'm up, and had a good night's sleep.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:38:49 AM
Is this another slow news day here at haineshisway.com?
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:39:26 AM
And just what has happened to Rodzinski?  He'd better get his butt cheeks back here - someone let him know he will RUE the day if he doesn't.
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Post by: JMK on July 29, 2007, 11:19:41 AM
The Oregonian's political cartoonist Jack Ohman had a(n) hilarious cartoon this morning of Oscar, the Nursing Home Kitty (complete with hood and scythe) visiting Alberto Gonzales.
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:45:19 AM
Isn't that the Italian translation of PAL JOEY?  I believe that George has the CD.

Sadly, I don't.  But I do have the Italian stage musical version of Mrs. Doubtfire...really, I do!

;D
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:48:26 AM
And since we're so close...
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:48:44 AM
PAGE FOUR DANCE!!
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 12:09:28 PM
Page four???  This will NOT do - the errant and truant are goin' to have some 'splainin' to do.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 12:09:40 PM
Will we never get to page five?
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 12:11:02 PM
I'm having a nice, relaxing day.  But it will be interrupted by a trip to Jerry's to meet a former LACC Theater Academy person who has some "information" for me - he's very long-winded, and I didn't really want to eat at a restaurant today, so I may just have some soup and rye bread, or some poached eggs, and then some fruit later.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 12:11:22 PM
And then it will be DVD time - I must figure out what I want to watch.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 12:11:57 PM
I am my own frenzy.  And less than three hundred postings away from a major plateau.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 01:20:05 PM
I had a wonderful time at HAIRSPRAY. It's beautifully done, and the music is so infectious that I got drawn in at the beginning, and just never let go.

Didn't understand why Travolta chose to use that weird accent (which he didn't stick with in his singing). I wanted more Tracy dancing in the finale, and I didn't much care for the finale gowns for Travolta or Queen Latifa.

Still, those are minor quibbles. It's a super version of the Broadway show.

I was most impressed with James Marsden who, I thought, stole the show. All the kids are excellent.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 01:20:24 PM
Will we never get to page five?

Eventually.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 01:24:53 PM
I spent the remainder of the afternoon watching the first disc in the HOME IMPROVEMENT 7 set. This is the season where the youngest son dresses in black, a major conflict for the parents.

I still like the Tool Time segments more than the home segments; Al and Tim's rivalry is typical jock juvenalia which is funny.

I seem to notice the actors reading off cue cards more on this show than on other shows. Were the scripts not ready until the last minute?
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 01:26:30 PM
I'm certainly getting through these half hour episodes quicker than I did THE MUPPET SHOW episodes. Of course, by the late 1990s, there was only 22 minutes of show for half hour episodes, and cut out the opening credits and that reduces it more. Got five episodes watched already.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 01:27:21 PM
I think when I finish this first disc, I will treat myself to a feature film just to take a break from all these TV episodes back to back. It may be THE PUMPKIN EATER.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 02:11:34 PM
Guess I'll head down now and read a bit of HALF BLOOD PRINCE. Then, I have the guest bath to clean. Afterwards, it's on to the rest of disc 1 in HOME IMPROVEMENT and then a movie.

WBBL.
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Post by: Jeanne on July 29, 2007, 02:12:15 PM
My, this is a slow news day at HHW.
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Post by: Jeanne on July 29, 2007, 02:12:32 PM
I'll try to add a few posts.
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Post by: Jeanne on July 29, 2007, 02:15:43 PM
Marvelous Matt was here again today. He touched up the patch in the bathroom where the new medicine cabinet left a hole (new one is narrower than the old one). This was touch-up #3. It keeps showing. It still shows. It'll require at least one more attempt.

DR LAURA can probably relate to this. I hope DR MUSIC GUY's new projects go better than what Laura and I have been dealing with.
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Post by: Jeanne on July 29, 2007, 02:20:36 PM
Marvelous Matt really is a Godsend. Today we moved several pieces of furniture up to the "guest room" on the 3rd floor. Of course, every time we move a piece of furniture away from the wall we find a new crack or other touch-up needed. It really is endless. major job security for handymen and painters.
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Post by: Jeanne on July 29, 2007, 02:22:38 PM
I watched IVAN'S CHILDHOOD the other evening. It was a bit different from what I was expecting, but I did enjoy it. I thank DR MATTH for mentioning it here. I'm told it's been out a while on VHS, but I hadn't heard of it.
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Post by: MBarnum on July 29, 2007, 02:23:13 PM
Sunday in the Park with Alejandro...

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/BroadwayBratt/alejandro-maldonado-0011.jpg)

I must remember to do my yoga instructor !
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Post by: Miss Karen on July 29, 2007, 02:23:46 PM
Now we just neeed JRand, Jillaliz, JMK, JK, JJL, Jane, Jelmore, Jomovoz, Jingdaw, JCB, Jed, JAnne, JattH, Janice, JerBrucer, Joel, Joy, JonPulliam, JakotaCelt, JBarnum, jixmom, Jeorge, Jinny, Jedisaurus, Jen, Jicheal S, Jodzinksi, JennyO, Jrançois, JPunk, JusicGuy, Jatthew, Jarles Pogue, DearReaderJaura, Jandra, jhvw, JWW, Jan(the Man), jd, Jadriana, Jason2(JCason), Jennifer, Jay, jetc., jetc., jetc....

And what am I, chopped jetc. ? ~ Miss Jaren
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Post by: Miss Karen on July 29, 2007, 02:26:33 PM
Today, the monsoon finally came to my house -- a few showers off and on the last week or so, but today, what we call in Texas, "a gully washer" -- Clap, clap, clap, clap!

We needed it, badly!!
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Post by: Jeanne on July 29, 2007, 02:28:05 PM
Thunderstorms here in my neck of the woods.

I think it's time for a little nap.

TTFN.
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Post by: MBarnum on July 29, 2007, 02:28:06 PM
Did anyone watch THE MAN WHO TURNED TO STONE on TCM? Wow, what a fun movie! That is one old horror film I seemed to have always missed.
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Post by: Tomovoz on July 29, 2007, 02:29:21 PM
If I could be guaranteed that it would be Patti's final performance, I might even go.
Welcome back to a man of Taste.
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Post by: Miss Karen on July 29, 2007, 02:30:46 PM
That's a pretty complete list there, Jose.   ;)

Har-rump!   ::)
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Post by: MBarnum on July 29, 2007, 02:34:47 PM
No one could ever forget you Miss Karen...Jose just didn't have his coffee yet.
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Post by: MBarnum on July 29, 2007, 02:35:11 PM
What are the dates of the LACC show in October???
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Post by: Miss Karen on July 29, 2007, 02:38:58 PM
No one could ever forget you Miss Karen...Jose just didn't have his coffee yet.

Awwwwwww, you're so sweet, Mikey ... but we're not supposed to make excuses for DR Jose, we're supposed to, you know, the "b" word ... no, not bitch-slap him ....
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Post by: Miss Karen on July 29, 2007, 02:40:49 PM
Holy, moly, it is a slow news day at HHWay -- barely past 100 posts ...tsk, tsk, tsk ...
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Post by: Miss Karen on July 29, 2007, 02:41:41 PM
Well, at least we'll make it to page 5 ...
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Post by: Miss Karen on July 29, 2007, 02:42:00 PM
And here's the page flip ...
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Post by: Miss Karen on July 29, 2007, 02:42:19 PM
Page 5, is that you?
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Post by: Miss Karen on July 29, 2007, 02:44:00 PM
The Page Five Hand Jive in honor of DR Elmo (who is lurking but not posting...)
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Post by: Miss Karen on July 29, 2007, 02:49:04 PM
And in honor of DR Matt H, I must exit to go clean a bathroom and other locales of the casa ...
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Post by: Miss Karen on July 29, 2007, 02:50:07 PM
Besides, enough of my gratuitous mini-frenzy ...
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Post by: Tomovoz on July 29, 2007, 03:04:48 PM
Fratuitous Grenzy was in a Harry Potter book I think.
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 03:05:06 PM
Better than a frenzied mini-gratuity
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 03:05:31 PM
MBarnum, if you're speaking of our fundraiser, it's one night only - November 5.
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Post by: MBarnum on July 29, 2007, 03:20:13 PM
MBarnum, if you're speaking of our fundraiser, it's one night only - November 5.

That is what I am speaking of. For some reason I thought it was in October.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 03:32:51 PM
Here's what I'M speaking of - page FIVE?  Where in tarnation IS everyone?  I gotta tell you.
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 03:37:30 PM
Very good to see DR TCB back and at 'em.
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 03:39:29 PM
Where IS Ron Howard?
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Post by: Tomovoz on July 29, 2007, 03:40:09 PM
Thank you DR BangBang for the Harry Potter links.
(That should be a PM but I wanted to add to the posts)
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Post by: Tomovoz on July 29, 2007, 03:40:57 PM
Sophia Loren did it with a Bing Bang Bong.
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 03:43:22 PM
If you want a strumpet, do it with a trumpet?

Or something like that.
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 03:44:22 PM
Where's that boy with the bugle?
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 03:45:15 PM
Intermittent lightning, thunder, and rain in the NY metro area.
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 03:46:27 PM
bk, I regret that I shall be away during the time of your next visit to NYC.  But I hope to meet you during your more extended stay.
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 03:47:14 PM
I'm afraid I have no leads on a sublet.
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 03:50:59 PM
Thank you...for the...links

You are quite welcome, my dear!    :)
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 03:51:59 PM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%](http://www.teamtechnology.co.uk/loans-guidebook/live-in-sublet.jpg)[/move]
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 03:53:25 PM
We have had a busy day celebrating Sherlock's first birthday.

This morning he enjoyed his first hike on Mt. Ashland.
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 03:54:37 PM
It was warm up there and he enjoyed a rest in the shade.
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 04:10:35 PM
Thanks, DR Jane!  Those pictures of the mountain dog on the mountain really made me smile...   :) :)


[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]*HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DD SHERLOCK!!!*[/size][/color][/move]
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 04:12:35 PM
Happy Birthday Hapgood, wherever you are!
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Post by: Tomovoz on July 29, 2007, 04:20:21 PM
Happy Birthday MOUNTAIN DOG Sherlock.
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 04:22:08 PM
Thank you Singdaw & Tomovoz.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 04:26:52 PM
We need a SUBLET!!!

No one ELSE better be out of town for my first trip.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 04:27:10 PM
How can we still be on page five?  This is a way to send out a month?
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 04:27:27 PM
I will single-handedly take us to page six.
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Post by: Kerry on July 29, 2007, 04:38:12 PM
I may have mentioned this before, but, when I listen to CD’s in the car, there are two or three glockenspiel notes in “Best of Friends” and about six in “Why Do the Wrong People Travel?” that sound just like the low fuel alert on my car, and every time I hear these songs, I end up looking at the dash to see if I’m low on gas!  You’d think I’d have it figured out now (especially by about the 6th time within the same song)!!!  Guy Haines has now joined the ranks of Pearl Bailey and Elaine Stritch.  There is one glockenspiel note in "It Doesn't Matter Anymore" that also sounds just like the dinger on the car that tells you something is wrong.  Do I know it's just the note on the CD and not my car?   Yes!  Do I check the dashboard anyway?  Yes!
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Post by: Tomovoz on July 29, 2007, 04:39:16 PM
I think DR RLP is a fan of "Everybody's Out Of Town" (B J Thomas)
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 04:41:19 PM
Better than a frenzied mini-gratuity

Which would be better than a frenzy in perpetuity
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Post by: MusicGuy on July 29, 2007, 04:42:43 PM

........Cooling off a little from packing and schlepping boxes........

.......Must take a little break.........

.......then,.... back to more packing and schlepping boxes..........

a a a a a a r r r r r r g g g g g gf h h h h h h h !!!
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 04:44:41 PM
DR Music Guy, I feel your pain.  I hate moving
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 04:47:59 PM
What?
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 04:48:11 PM
Ignore this post.
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 04:49:16 PM
I've spent all day reading Harry Potter and now I have a headache.
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 04:49:29 PM
What What?  (In honor of the WOD)
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 04:49:57 PM
At least you're not blind....you would also have sore fingers.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 04:50:23 PM
What What?  (In honor of the WOD)

A man of many accents - all of them offensive.  ;D
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 04:51:15 PM
Hee hee--what happened to Helen Keller when she took up speed reading?
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 04:51:44 PM
I've never read a HP bool or seen an HP movie, but I'm watching Dateline, so I know lots of spoilers now
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 04:52:53 PM
I am so frightful of HP spoilers I can't even open the pages of this week's Entertainment Weekly.
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 04:53:44 PM
I had a wonderful BLOT(Bacon, Lettuce, Onion and Tomato) with a tomato from my front step.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 04:54:04 PM
Hee hee--what happened to Helen Keller when she took up speed reading?

I don't know.  What DID happen to Helen Keller when she took up speed reading?  8)
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 04:54:30 PM
I had a wonderful BLOT(Bacon, Lettuce, Onion and Tomato) with a tomato from my front step.

Now I want a BLOT.
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 04:59:41 PM
I don't know.  What DID happen to Helen Keller when she took up speed reading?  8)

She burnt her fingers off!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 04:59:54 PM
Let's pretend we're Henry Willson make up names for our new stars and starlets:

Lance Large and Kelly Toppers in Love Me or Lease Me
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:00:18 PM
Beware the Blot!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:00:41 PM
She burnt her fingers off!

Oh, I thought that happened when she tried to read the waffle iron.  :P
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:01:31 PM
Beware the Blot!

That's an even better idea....movie titles with a letter changed.

Gone With the Mind
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 05:01:35 PM
Oh, I missed Kerry.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:02:04 PM
Hairsplay
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:02:21 PM
I wanna name a starlette Cherry Ripe (pronounced "Rih-pay".)
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:02:31 PM
Name change of geographical location....henceforth to be known as Mt. Sherlock!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:02:50 PM
There's always lovely Nita O'Lay.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:04:09 PM
True Grits
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 05:04:22 PM
Bruce, continued vibes for a quick and happy resolution.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:04:46 PM
The Hound of Music
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:05:01 PM
tap tap tap

Is this thing on?
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:05:03 PM
SINGING IN THE RAID
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:06:50 PM
LOL

The Way the Earth Stood Still
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 05:07:07 PM
Name change of geographical location....henceforth to be known as Mt. Sherlock!

LOL-Great name.  For me it will always be Echo's mountain.  I sat at her spot today & Keith found a semi-nice photo of her running on the trail.  Unlike Sherlock Echo rarely needed a rest when we were hiking.  On the downside it made it very difficult to get a good photo of her. ;D
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:08:34 PM
LOL-Great name.  For me it will always be Echo's mountain.  I sat at her spot today & Keith found a semi-nice photo of her running on the trail.  Unlike Sherlock Echo rarely needed a rest when we were hiking.  On the downside it made it very difficult to get a good photo of her. ;D

Awwwwwwwwwwww......Echo Lock will do!!!   ;D
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:09:06 PM
Love Me Fender
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:09:53 PM
* * * * *  HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DD (Dear Doggie) SHERLOCK  * * * * *
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:10:57 PM
Rebel Without a Pause
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Post by: Tomovoz on July 29, 2007, 05:11:32 PM
Louseboat.
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:11:50 PM
NOT, VOYAGER
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:12:13 PM
The Gizzard of Oz
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:13:11 PM
Hahahah....both great movies.....
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:15:53 PM
HOW GREEN WAS MY WALLEY

(a film about a young starlette's first ocean cruise.)
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:15:57 PM
The ice cream man is driving by playing calliope music....it is Turkey in the Straw.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:16:33 PM
How Green Was My Valet -

who suggested I wear cuffs on my cut away.
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:19:06 PM
No Mime for Sergeants
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 05:21:03 PM
Thank you DtM.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:22:01 PM
No Mime for Sergeants

A Face in the Crow
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:22:38 PM
DAYS OF WINE AND MOSES
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:24:13 PM
DAS BOOB - Life in a German Bra Company
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:25:05 PM
THE OLD COUPLE
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:25:30 PM
SUSAN AND COD
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:25:39 PM
PRAISING ARIZONA
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:25:43 PM
GOD'S LITTLE ACNE
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:26:13 PM
THE OLD MAN AND THE TEA
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:26:24 PM
Germs of Endearment
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:27:41 PM
THE PORN IS GREEN
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:27:49 PM
DAN'S LABYRINTH
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:27:56 PM
I want all of these DVD's.
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:28:15 PM
THE FIST NUDIE MUSICAL
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:28:39 PM
The Old Man and the Pea
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:28:59 PM
The Owl and the Pissycat
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:29:05 PM
Follow-up to Dan's THE PORN IS GREEN:

PORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:29:50 PM
Does ONCE UPON AN ACTRESS change too many letters?
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:30:19 PM
PIG
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:30:26 PM
Headline error Page Eight Dance

(http://www.absoluterealtime.com/photos/Rees/Rees1/REESW.jpg)
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:30:53 PM
Porn Yesterday


And No DR FJL....it makes it funnier
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:32:11 PM
THE GAY WE WERE
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:32:31 PM
RIDDLER ON THE ROOF - a new Batman movie about...never mind
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:32:41 PM
PORN FREE
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 05:33:51 PM

From George:
Quote
Total Est. Time:     Total Est. Distance:
According to mapquest.com, from Tumwater, WA to Astoria, OR

Total Est. Time: 2 hours, 11 minutes    Total Est. Distance: 117.98 miles

From Ashland to Astoria: 6 hours, 28 minutes, 381.27 miles.

However, if all goes well we might be in Aumsville Oregon on Sept. 22, with plans to go to Portland in the evening, or on the 23rd.   So…..

Aumsville to Astoria: 2 hours, 33 minutes, 136.72 miles

Or

Portland to Astoria: 1 hour, 45 minutes, 89.98 miles

If Jose is in Astoria maybe we can go there before Portland.  Much depends on Bryan (what his schedule is at the time) & when we return to the orthopedic specialist with Sherlock.

I just realized Aumsville is only 16 minutes, 10.13 miles from MBarnum. :)
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:33:54 PM
RUNNY GIRL
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:34:26 PM
THE BRIDE OF THE RIVER KWAI - Does that count?
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:34:27 PM
THE KING AND U
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:34:56 PM
CAN OF LA MANCHA
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:35:04 PM
THE BRIDE OF THE RIVER KWAI - Does that count?

yes!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:35:29 PM
CAN OF LA MANCHA

Pop top, no doubt......  ;D
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:36:21 PM
Other People's Honey
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:37:21 PM
I'm Ok, You're Od
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:37:59 PM
The Outlad
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
THE TAILOR WHO FELL FROM GRACE WITH THE SEA
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:38:37 PM
CINDERFELLA


Whoops, it's been done.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:38:53 PM
West Side Sorry
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:39:11 PM
THE TAILOR WHO FELL FROM GRACE WITH THE SEA

Oh those zippers!!!!   ;D
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:39:48 PM
Queer of Outer Space
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:39:56 PM
The Sweet Swell of Success
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:40:00 PM
THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF PEEING
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:40:06 PM
A Scar is Born
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:40:14 PM
Queer of Outer Space


It's always the quiet ones.  8)
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:40:33 PM
The Goys in the Band
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:40:35 PM
(oh, that's two letters)
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:40:57 PM
Wait Until Dork
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:41:04 PM
SHAME
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:41:12 PM
VALLEY OF THE DILLS
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:41:43 PM
SWISH FAMILY ROBINSON
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:41:44 PM
A Midsummer Night's Scream
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:42:03 PM
...and those Esther Williams classics:

EASY TO BED
DANGEROUS WHEN BED
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:42:19 PM
Slow down slow down!!!

(http://ambushadventuresports.com/madcow/madcow2.gif)
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:42:23 PM
CREAMGIRLS!
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:42:38 PM
THE YEAR OF JIVING DANGEROUSLY
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:42:40 PM
THE SWEAT SMELL OF  SUCCESS
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:42:52 PM
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAT?
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:43:40 PM
THE SINGING NUT
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:43:50 PM
Flashpants
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:44:40 PM
A CONFEDERACY OF DANCES, a new Twyla Tharp spectacular
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:44:40 PM
My Hair Lady
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:45:36 PM
A SIGHT TO REMEMBER
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:45:43 PM
Bird of the Gorilla
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:46:22 PM
Pee and Sympathy
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:46:32 PM
JRAND HOTEL

(oh, that's a repeat  :) )
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:47:09 PM
THE ILLUSTRATED DAN
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:47:35 PM
THE BALLAD OF JOSE (a story to remember)
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:47:38 PM
SLOW BOAT
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:47:57 PM
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIRE
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:48:12 PM
SOME LIKE IT NOT
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:48:33 PM
MOULIN ROUGH
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:48:47 PM
FINDING DEMO
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:48:53 PM
JRAND HOTEL




That would have to be

JRAND56 HOTEL
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:49:09 PM
NIGH SOCIETY
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:49:24 PM
SINGING IN THE PAIN
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:49:40 PM
THE PAST STARFIGHTER
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:49:46 PM
A DISH CALLED WANDA
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 05:50:25 PM
THE FAST OF THE MOHICANS
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:51:19 PM
IMITATION OF LIFT

(The Maidenform Story)
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:51:51 PM
WIFEBOAT
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:51:54 PM
So now I'm a dumb hotel.....just call me Lily.
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:52:43 PM
LUSH IN THE DUST
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:52:49 PM
A STAN IS BORN
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:53:21 PM
Bums Along the Mohawk
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:54:18 PM
Sow Boat
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:54:50 PM
And that great Sondheim equine musical:

FILLIES
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:54:59 PM
GLOWER DRUM SONG
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:55:17 PM
BLEEPING BEAUTY
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:55:54 PM
The story of a Gentile Boxer:

Golden Goy
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:56:02 PM
LARGO [transplanted from Minnesota to Florida]
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:56:27 PM
SHRED
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:56:42 PM
CHICKEN FUN
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:57:27 PM
The Damned Don't Fry
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:57:35 PM
FUR WITH DICK AND JANE
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 05:58:04 PM
THE PHILADELPHIA STORK
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:58:47 PM
LOGAN'S RUM
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 05:59:30 PM
Woman of the Rear
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 05:59:32 PM
GULP FICTION
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 05:59:46 PM
LOYAL WEDDING
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:00:00 PM
Ass in the Hole
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:00:21 PM
or

ROYAL WEEDING
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:00:38 PM
BEAUTY AND THE BREAST
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 06:00:53 PM
YOU CAN'T TAKE E.T. WITH YOU
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:01:03 PM
MAST APPEAL
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:01:17 PM
The Merry Window
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:01:30 PM
YOU CAN'T TAKE E.T. WITH YOU

 ;D
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:02:21 PM
Voyage to the Bottom of the Pee
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:02:34 PM
WITH A DONG IN MY HEART
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 06:02:39 PM
I need a bathroom break!

(not a movie title...)
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:02:54 PM
To pee or not to pee
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:02:58 PM
THE GREEN MILK
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:03:49 PM
WITH A DONG IN MY HEART

You know, I decided not to go there.
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:03:51 PM
THE BLIGHT IN THE PIAZZA
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:04:02 PM
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor DreamGoat
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:04:26 PM
You know, I decided not to go there.

I know....I know...    ;D
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:04:29 PM
You know, I decided not to go there.

And your restraint was most admirable!  :)
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:04:31 PM
No Preservations
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:04:53 PM
I Could Go on Sinking
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:05:07 PM
SECRETS AND PIES
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:05:13 PM
DR CILLA LIZ joins the fray!!
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:05:38 PM
THE NICEMAN COMETH
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:05:43 PM
HOORAY FOR BOLLYWOOD
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:05:46 PM
Mouse On Haunted Hill
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:06:18 PM
THE NICEMAN COMETH

not around he doesn't.....hasn't been seen in YEARS!!!   8)
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:06:36 PM
And your restraint was most admirable!  :)


......... and unusual!
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:07:01 PM
Harry Plotter...
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:07:10 PM
Fanny Boy
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:07:24 PM
I Could Go on Sinking

I think that goes for all of us.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:07:43 PM
Or as it is sometimes known:

London Derriere
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:07:57 PM
Star Warts
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:08:26 PM
not around he doesn't.....hasn't been seen in YEARS!!!   8)


Ah, that would require changing two letters
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:08:55 PM
LAST HORIZON
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:09:28 PM
Bawling for Columbine
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:09:50 PM
GOOD PILL HUNTING
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:09:52 PM
Forrest Rump
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:10:07 PM
Ah, that would require changing two letters

LOL  ;D

Star Warts 2:  Electric Boogaloo
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:10:14 PM
FRIGHT CLUB
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:10:21 PM
The Goodfather
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:10:27 PM
HIGH MOON
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:11:23 PM
THE TEARS OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:11:51 PM
Muck Soup  (Ok, I chose to keep it clean)
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:12:07 PM
I Never Sank for My Father
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:12:23 PM
BOY STORY
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:12:35 PM
Well, at least these pages won't take long for the ketchupers.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:12:38 PM
Muck Soup  (Ok, I chose to keep it clean)

Them Sioux City gals is brassy, ain't they?  ;D
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:12:43 PM
Fanny Pill
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:13:03 PM
Well, at least these pages won't take long for the ketchupers.

But the page count will scare them at first!!!  ;D
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:13:20 PM
Fanny Pill

Told ya!!  :o
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:13:42 PM
THE PULL MONTY
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:14:05 PM
Jurassic Bark
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:14:05 PM
It's been fun.....

happy trails.....or in DR CILLA LIZ's case:

Happy Trials!!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:14:23 PM
THE PULL MONTY

Now I am being restrained.  8)
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:15:14 PM
No really, I have to go.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:15:56 PM
Hello, Frisco, Hell
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:16:00 PM
past my bedtime, too.

It's been swell, fellow DRs!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:16:19 PM
The Bidman of Alcatraz
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:16:41 PM
No really...I have to go.
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:16:46 PM
Now I am being restrained.

Handcuffs?
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:16:55 PM
One more round everyone!!
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:17:01 PM
BRIEFS ENCOUNTER
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:17:07 PM
For ALL the money!!!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:17:21 PM
LOL...DR TCB
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:18:14 PM
MOLDFINGER
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:18:28 PM
Cast Astray....oh that's 2 letters
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:18:36 PM
I Can Pet It For You Wholesale
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:18:56 PM
Cast Astray....oh that's 2 letters

We aren't counting....   :D
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:19:16 PM
My Pig Fat Greek Wedding
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:19:27 PM
I hope DR DtM didn't fall in!!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:19:48 PM
My Pig Fat Greek Wedding

There's no business like sow business.  :P
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:20:06 PM
Beverly Hills Mop
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Post by: Ben on July 29, 2007, 06:20:22 PM
Long Dad's Journey into Night
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:20:43 PM
THE SLOP AROUND THE CORNER
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:20:55 PM
Another county heard from....
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:21:06 PM
Raiders of the Lost Bark
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Post by: singdaw on July 29, 2007, 06:21:16 PM
Oh, before I go, and forget-

Attention should be paid!  Today is the birthday of lyricist Howard Dietz, who was also a publicity executive for MGM Studios. He coined MGM's famous slogan, "More stars than there are in the heavens," and also came up with MGM's lion logo and the motto "Ars gratia artis."

(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/MGM_metro_golwyn_mayor_trade_mark_asr_gratia_artis_www.mgm.com.jpg)
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:21:58 PM
Wedding Crushers
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:22:05 PM
THE MAN WHO CAME TO SINNER
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:22:10 PM
Or Wedding Trashers
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:22:14 PM
Moulin Rouse
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:22:39 PM
Happy Birthday Sherlock!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:23:02 PM
Happy Birthday Howard Dietz....and all the little Dietzers.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:23:52 PM
Happy Birthday, Sherlock.

Tomorrow Miss Blue Moon goes to get glamorized....I will post pictures if my camera works.
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:23:54 PM
Rice Age
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:23:54 PM
WHITE MEAT
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:25:04 PM
Oh....Michael Seurralt of LA CAGE AUX FOLLES has passed away.
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:25:21 PM
Greased
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:25:24 PM
or DICE AGE
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:25:50 PM
Train Man
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:26:11 PM
Oh....Michael Seurralt of LA CAGE AUX FOLLES has passed away.


I thought that was Gene Barry?
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:26:31 PM
Drain Man - a movie about the Rotor Rooter guy
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 06:26:36 PM
THE JAZZ FINGER

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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:27:08 PM
Grain Man - The Farmer in the Dell moves to the Great Plains
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 06:28:18 PM
Pig Daddy
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 06:29:35 PM
MOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 06:30:51 PM
Time to get on the Happy Day Express, DR EDISAURUS!!

http://www.myspace.com/littlemarcytigner

I've already taken a ride, JRand!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:32:00 PM
I've already taken a ride, JRand!

Next stop....Heaven!!!!   ;D
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 06:32:09 PM
Well.  --  I don't know about the song, but that green guy, Lloyd, is rather, um, unusal looking.    :o

I am afraid to become a friend of Little Marcy.
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:34:07 PM
Everybody wants to be Little Marcy's friend.

My name is Little Marcy...and I am going to KILL YOU!!!!!!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:35:38 PM
Page 14 Little Marcy Dance.

Which one is the dummy?  8)

(http://annin.pol-ka.net/images/freak_l1.jpg)
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:36:27 PM
That picture scares me!!!!
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Post by: Dan (the Man) on July 29, 2007, 06:36:48 PM
Well, back to the adventures of Hairy Potter.

'night, y'all!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:37:04 PM
Laterz
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 06:37:34 PM
Hopefully these 14 pages with tickle the funny bone of the Grand PooBah.
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 06:50:26 PM
Name change of geographical location....henceforth to be known as Mt. Sherlock!

Or Bernese Mountain! (Named after Sherlock of course.) Great pictures of our DD!
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 06:55:39 PM
AINT YOUR WAGON
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Post by: TCB on July 29, 2007, 06:57:50 PM
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%][size=8]HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DD SHERLOCK![/size][/move]
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 06:57:54 PM
THE 5,000 GINGERS OF DR. T
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 07:01:28 PM
DOPE
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 07:02:06 PM
SIGH FIDELITY
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 07:02:20 PM
THE GOY FRIEND
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 07:04:00 PM
QUIT SHOW
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 07:05:09 PM
THE ENGLISH PATENT
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 07:05:39 PM
THE CONSTANT HARDENER
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 07:07:30 PM
THE YALE ANIMAL
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 07:08:04 PM
O LUCKY DAN
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 07:11:40 PM
That was the fastest catching up I've done here in a long time.  :)
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 07:11:59 PM
Many guffaws along the way
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 07:21:07 PM
Well, at least these pages won't take long for the ketchupers.

True, but they are giving me a severe case of eye-strain ;D
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Post by: Edisaurus on July 29, 2007, 07:25:10 PM
O BOTHER, WHERE ART THOU? (In honor of Alton Brown)
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 07:25:11 PM
Thank you Cilla, Edi, TCB & JRand.

I’ll be watching for the photos of Miss Blue Moon glamorized.
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Post by: Jane on July 29, 2007, 07:31:16 PM
Time to give Sherlock his last birthday gift & go watch something.

'night
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 07:32:31 PM
Time to give Sherlock his last birthday gift & go watch something.

'night

What did he get for his birthday?

Did you sing "The hills are alive with the hound of music" as he climbed the mountain?
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 07:37:53 PM
Another day and no rain.  So, as I was watering the tomatoes tonight after dusk when the cicada killer wasps have gone back into their burrows.  I decided to rinse off the walkway and under a dead piece of the grass I found a beautiful rose colored stepping stone. It's off the beaten path, so I'm going to have to do some exploring and see if there are any more.  There is a brick walkway that's really too narrow, so I was eventually going to do something else. It would be great to discover some beautiful stepping stones to use.
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Post by: vixmom on July 29, 2007, 08:12:18 PM
Hi all!

Sorry to have been E & T we had a bit of a crisis on our hands. On Wednesday my 75 year old Mom was bitten very badly by her cat...it was a very hot day and she was brushing him and I guess he just had enough...

Well, her arm swelled up like a balloon and Dad took her to the emergency room where they prescribed antibiotics and sent her home.

The next day her arm and now her hand were even more swollen and red streaks were running up her arm, this time they admitted her into the hospital and starting throwing around terms like "limb threatening"


She has been on a high dosage of intravenus antibitotics since a Thursday.


Today they did a cat scan of the arm and decided that things are finally progressing inthe right direction and that they will be releasing her tomorrow    


VIBES are requested for continued healing for Mom's arm....

and now,, to catch up!

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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:13:03 PM
I am so frightful of HP spoilers I can't even open the pages of this week's Entertainment Weekly.

I felt the same way. I even thought the COVER was a spoiler and got mad.
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Post by: vixmom on July 29, 2007, 08:13:26 PM
poured rain here from noon until 5  lots of thunder and lightening too
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:14:11 PM
I wondered when I logged on how we could have possibly gotten to page 14. Now I know.

A good thing groaning isn't permitted.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:14:58 PM
At least the pages go by quickly.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:15:36 PM
I did that one in less than 20 seconds.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:16:20 PM
Another twenty seconder.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:16:58 PM
That was less than 20. I'm getting better!
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:17:32 PM
Thanks for the quick turnover.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:18:08 PM
No comment.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:19:11 PM
We did have some rain today (actually tonight). I'll be mowing the grass at some point this week.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:21:13 PM
Page Fifteen Harry Potter Dance!!!


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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 08:21:57 PM
Vibes to vixmom and her Mom.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:22:11 PM
I finished the first disc in the HOME IMPROVEMENT set. Each episode is about the same in quality. None any better of worse than the others, so I guess there is a consistency there.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:26:28 PM
Next, I put in THAT'S DANCING and watched it. Boy, those Eleanor Powell clips did not look in very good condition. If they're planning a box set of her 30s musicals (and I read that Warners was planning one), BROADWAY MELODY of 1936 and HONOLULU do not look presentable.

Also, in that section on Kelly and Astaire, I couldn't believe they chose "I Left My Hat in Haiti." It's a mediocre dance number at best not really offering Fred much of anything to dance. Why not one of the dances from YOLANDA AND THE THIEF or even the comic ballet "Open Your Eyes" with the rocking ship in ROYAL WEDDING? That would have been infinitely preferable to "Haiti."

Nice to see "Lullaby of Broadway" again. That's very impressive to see on the big screen.
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 08:26:29 PM
I just got off the phone with DN Samantha.  She is very excited about the trip and is planning to look at various websites for shows to make a decision... She's also going to come to this site.  

BK she said OMG it would be totally cool to go back stage at The Brain From Planet X, so we're definitely on for that.   She's also going to sign on here soon.
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 08:26:46 PM
Thanks to the generosity of DR Jose and that of possibly DR FJL or Jay Binder, I saw the final performance of GYPSY this evening.  My Lord, what an occasion!  The final scene after "rose's Turn" was the best produced attempt I've ever seen, and I enjoyed myself immensely.  I missed  several of  Mr Laurents' snips in his book, but it was wonderful to see something well-crafted and well-directed.  Excellent cast, but with Jule Styne gone to protect himself, I feel the music was stretched out of tempo a bit much at times and I thought some tempi could have been more relaxed, particularly "You'll Never Get Away From Me."

At intermission, I saw my old friend John Bolger, still as handsome as he was when I met him over 20 years ago, and his wife.  Jose mentioned the wonderful AIDS film PARTING GLANCES, in which he starred with Steve Buscemi, and he said it's gotten a beautiful restored print, which will be showing soon here in Manhattan.  After the show we ran into Steve Sondheim who stopped in what was a clear rush to the bar at the party to shake my hand.  He looked wonderful and I was happy to see him.  I was hoping for a hug but Steve clearly wanted to get to the bar!

Thank you again, DR Jose!

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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 08:27:09 PM
VIBES TO VIXMOM'S MOM~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:28:41 PM
I began watching disc 2 of the HOME IMPROVEMENT set. This included the obligatory Thanksgiving and Christmas episodes. Among the guest stars in episodes on this disc thus far have been Tom Poston, Tom Wopat, Rodney Dangerfield, and Polly Holliday.

But unlike WILL & GRACE, HOME IMPROVEMENT didn't make a point of including as many guest star turns as they could squeeze in. They managed to find lost of antics for the regulars to get involved in every week without resorting to star casting.
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 08:29:10 PM
DR Elmore, sounds like a wonderful evening.
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 08:30:57 PM
I just got off the phone with DN Samantha.  She is very excited about the trip and is planning to look at various websites for shows to make a decision... She's also going to come to this site.  

BK she said OMG it would be totally cool to go back stage at The Brain From Planet X, so we're definitely on for that.   She's also going to sign on here soon.

If we're not the last show on that evening's program, there is no backstage: the show has to be broken down in - what? - 45 minutes for the next show to load in.  At least that's last year's case.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 08:31:04 PM
I ended the evening with tonight's ENTOURAGE. A sex competition between Turtle and Eric wasn't very entertaining, but Ari's desperation to find a school for his son held my interest, and Ari's climactic confrontation with the school's headmaster was the stuff for next year's Emmy submission.
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 08:33:07 PM
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vibes to the Dear Mother of DR Vixmom! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


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Post by: vixmom on July 29, 2007, 08:35:29 PM
Sounds like yo had a wonderul evening Elmore!  I am glad after all the stress you've been dealing with!
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Post by: vixmom on July 29, 2007, 08:36:00 PM
And a happy Birthday to Sherlock the wonder dog!
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 08:36:39 PM
Vibes for DR VIXMOM and MOM of VIXMOM.
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 08:37:12 PM
If we're not the last show on that evening's program, there is no backstage: the show has to be broken down in - what? - 45 minutes for the next show to load in.  At least that's last year's case.

Good point.  
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 08:37:47 PM
Well....there are many contenders....but two titles tonight that really made me laugh:

QUEER of OUTER SPACE from DR SINGDAW

and

AINT YOUR WAGON from DR EDISAURUS

But all were certainly worthy of a chuckle or more!

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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 08:38:23 PM
Exciting post from DR ELMORE....there are MANY shows that make me head for the bar, several of which I have appeared in.
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 08:39:21 PM
You mean you didn't like Star Warts?
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Post by: Jrand73 on July 29, 2007, 08:40:14 PM
You mean you didn't like Star Warts?

Damn!!!  

My memory is going.

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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 08:41:40 PM
I watch a motion picture, do an errand, and I'll be hornswoggled if we haven't had us a frenzy or five.  And what a frenzy.  Anyone who doubts that soon we will be the most popular site on all the Internet is a dad-blasted fool on a bun.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:42:01 PM
Good Evening!

What DR elmore said. ;)
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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 08:42:03 PM
If we're not the last show on that evening's program, there is no backstage: the show has to be broken down in - what? - 45 minutes for the next show to load in.  At least that's last year's case.

Actually Lar, looking at the NYMF website, The Brain is the last show at the Acorn that night
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 08:42:58 PM
For my contribution:

The Miracle Porker

Fister Roberts
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 08:45:15 PM
Days of Wine And Noses

Invaders from Bars
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:45:54 PM
And it really was quite the occasion tonight.  The final standing ovation would just not stop.  However, when Mr. Sondheim and Mr. Laurents finally made their way to the stage - at the prodding of Ms. LuPone - Mr. Sondheim actually managed to hush the audience, and then he said, "Let's give a hand for Jule Styne."  :)

And the crowd at the stage door was CRAZY!  And I wanted to tell some of those people - especially the people who ran out of the theatre before the curtain call in order to be the first one in line for autographs - "Hey, there's a party tonight upstairs.  It's gonna be a while before they come out.  And if you do want to catch them, you should wait inside in the lobby."  But I didn't.  ;)

But, again, a wonderful evening of theatre.  *And John Bolger really does look wonderful in person.  Still.  :)
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 08:47:08 PM
The Wild Lunch

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Post by: Cillaliz on July 29, 2007, 08:51:55 PM
Sounds like a wonderful time DR Jose.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:52:41 PM
And today's matinee of A Chorus Line was pretty wonderful too.  It was the end of the first week for the "new" cast, and it was also the first time for the new "matinee Cassie", Jessica Lea Patty - who happens to be a friend of DR Jason.  In short, SHE ROCKED!  I had played most of her rehearsals with Baayork, and it was just amazing to see her progress.  -And also to see how her body has transformed over the past couple of weeks - that dance really gets you into shape!

And even though this was the umpteenth time I've seen this revival, and the umpteenth time I've experienced the show in some form or another, I still found myself getting choked up a couple of times today.  Jason Tam's Paul has really grown since the show opened in October, and the whole set up for "What I Did For Love" hits closer to home for me than I ever imagined it could.  I mean, I come out of that stage door now.  And it's still one of the most special feelings I've ever known.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:53:27 PM
Happy Birthday, Sherlock!!!


*And, DR Jane, wonderful pics as always!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:54:01 PM
~~~~~GOOD HEALTH AND RECOVERY VIBES TO DR VIXMOM'S MOM~~~~~
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:54:35 PM
DR Cillaliz - If Samantha would like to step "on the line", I'm sure that could be arranged.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:54:53 PM
"BONGTIME COMPANION"
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:56:20 PM
"THAT'S PANTING"
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 08:57:16 PM
Oh my!  I leave you kids for a few hours, with only three paultry pages of posts for the day, and I come back to find an HHW multi-volume treatise!  Well done!

And hello everybody.  My name's Julie.  What's yours?
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 08:57:54 PM
How come  FiFiLePew won't post?
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:58:15 PM
"THE BOTHERS"
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 08:59:56 PM
"WHEN HARRY BET SALLY"
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 09:00:38 PM
And today's matinee of A Chorus Line was pretty wonderful too.  It was the end of the first week for the "new" cast, and it was also the first time for the new "matinee Cassie", Jessica Lea Patty - who happens to be a friend of DR Jason.  In short, SHE ROCKED!  I had played most of her rehearsals with Baayork, and it was just amazing to see her progress.  -And also to see how her body has transformed over the past couple of weeks - that dance really gets you into shape!

And even though this was the umpteenth time I've seen this revival, and the umpteenth time I've experienced the show in some form or another, I still found myself getting choked up a couple of times today.  Jason Tam's Paul has really grown since the show opened in October, and the whole set up for "What I Did For Love" hits closer to home for me than I ever imagined it could.  I mean, I come out of that stage door now.  And it's still one of the most special feelings I've ever known.


Thank you so much, DR Jose, for sharing this story and these feelings. This is a primary reason I come to HHW.

And I loved your GYPSY reflections tonight as well, DR Elmore.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:03:25 PM
"THE COOT, THE THIEF, THE WIRE AND HER LIVER"



*Another "bend the rules" exception.  ;)
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 09:04:01 PM
I see that HOT FUZZ comes out this week on DVD.

For those of you who saw and really enjoyed the film, are you planning on buying/renting it, or was seeing it one time enough?
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 09:05:45 PM
Actually Lar, looking at the NYMF website, The Brain is the last show at the Acorn that night

Well, as Gertrude Stein said of backstage facilities in the NYMF last year, "when you get there there's no there there."
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:06:21 PM
DR MattH - You're welcome.  And I've been meaning to tell you that when I come down for SETCs this fall in Charlotte, I will actually be down there an extra day this time since I'll be participating in their new "college day".  So, I'll be down the weekend after Labor Day, Friday-Monday.  And since it looks like the Virgin Megastore has made their "Buy 2, Get 1 Free" sale on Blu-Ray discs permanent...  ;)
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 09:07:37 PM
We have had a busy day celebrating Sherlock's first birthday.

This morning he enjoyed his first hike on Mt. Ashland.

Happy birthday to the very beautiful goofus Sherlock!
It looks like he had a wonderful day.

(I just love the name Goofus.)
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 09:07:45 PM
John Bolger, nephew of Ray.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:07:56 PM
Well, as Gertrude Stein said of backstage facilities in the NYMF last year, "when you get there there's no there there."

*And, actually, they also try to get people out of the theatre complex as soon as possible in order to keep the full-time staff from going into (more)overtime.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:08:48 PM
"BUTTY GIRL"
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:09:54 PM
Re. the closing performance of GYPSY: I hate both of you.

Re. Jess Patty: We did summer stock together in Louisville the summer after I graduated from undergrad school. She was Zaneeta in THE MUSIC MAN and I was Jacey Squires, the quartet tenor, though we are both around the same age. We used to do Fosse-style dances backstage in our Shipoopi costumes. Then, she played Rosalia in WEST SIDE STORY to my Non-Descript, Non-Dancing, Slightly Overweight and Slightly Balding Jet character. :)

Anyway, she used to come out during sound checks and announce, "This is for Jason..." and then she'd sing "Red Hot Mama" and I LOVED IT! She was truly one of the gems of that summer and, for me, working with her will always be one of the highlights of that experience. I'm so proud to see her moving forward in her career - especially considering she was "just" a chorus girl in THE BOY FROM OZ a couple of years ago, and ESPECIALLY because she's one of the nicest human beings I've ever met - and now she's playing Cassie! I just can't get over it...

And apparently, Lyndy Franklin, with whom I attended school in Oklahoma (and who is also from Kentucky), has recently been added to the list of Cassie understudies...! Yay for Lyndy, too!!
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 09:10:33 PM
This photo of John is for DR Jose!
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 09:11:10 PM
DR MattH - You're welcome.  And I've been meaning to tell you that when I come down for SETCs this fall in Charlotte, I will actually be down there an extra day this time since I'll be participating in their new "college day".  So, I'll be down the weekend after Labor Day, Friday-Monday.  And since it looks like the Virgin Megastore has made their "Buy 2, Get 1 Free" sale on Blu-Ray discs permanent...  ;)

We must definitely try to get together for a meal, . . .  and maybe a Blu-ray movie!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:11:32 PM
"WHAT'S UP, DOT?"

*The sequel of sorts to Sunday In The Park With George that covers Dot's life in America with the Baker.
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 09:12:02 PM
How come  FiFiLePew won't post?

It Stinks!
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 09:13:09 PM
I see that HOT FUZZ comes out this week on DVD.

For those of you who saw and really enjoyed the film, are you planning on buying/renting it, or was seeing it one time enough?

DR MattH, I bought the 2-disc set from London a month ago and I've ordered the Region 1 DVD as well!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:13:11 PM
And apparently, Lyndy Franklin, with whom I attended school in Oklahoma (and who is also from Kentucky), has recently been added to list of Cassie understudies...! Yay for Lyndy, too!!

YEP!  She's basically known the dance since she's the resident Dance Captain for the show, but, apparently, she's goes into "training" mode for it soon.
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 09:13:18 PM
Now, my eyes are getting particularly heavy, so I'm heading downstairs to bed.

Good night!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:14:09 PM
This photo of John is for DR Jose!

I have the movie already on DVD.  And VHS!
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 09:14:22 PM
DR MattH, I bought the 2-disc set from London a month ago and I've ordered the Region 1 DVD as well!

Wow! You must have REALLY loved it. So, I should definitely do a blind buy on this?
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Post by: Matt H. on July 29, 2007, 09:14:52 PM
Again, good night!
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:15:29 PM
"Hot Fuzz" is a hot mess, and I mean that in the best possible way. I had no idea what DR Jose was draggin me to, but I thought it was quite hilarious.
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Post by: FJL on July 29, 2007, 09:15:33 PM
FARTING GLANCES

(I always take the high road.)
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:15:48 PM
UGH!  Just looking at the weather forecast for the next couple of days.  It seems we're in for a string of stormy, rainy, humid and hot days.  And then once it dries out towards the end of the week, it's supposed to get hotter.  Welcome to Summer!
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:17:12 PM
DR Jose: You must find out the scoop about some drama that apparently happened tonight after "Music/Mirror." Apparently, a certain understudy is not pleased that Jess is getting so much attention from Baayork and Michael...

 :-X

Well, it's just Jess' turn, that's all.

OH!  And the other "drama" you mentioned to me earlier.  Well, it wasn't audience members that were the cause of the "drama".  We'll talk. ;)
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 09:17:35 PM
Wow! You must have REALLY loved it. So, I should definitely do a blind buy on this?

I did really really love it, and it was more fun the second time.  How did you like SHAUN OF THE DEAD?  The approach is similar.  HOT FUZZ does to the cozy English village murder series what SHAUN did for George Romero's zombie films.  It's a very funny movie.  I think you would enjoy it immensely since you're fond of Agatha Christie, although HOT FUZZ seems more of a cross between LETHAL WEAPON and MIDSOMER MURDERS.
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:18:47 PM
"THE SHIN MAN"
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:20:37 PM
"MALES OF THE CITY"

-Although, I think that one has already been through DR elmore's VCR.
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Post by: Julie on July 29, 2007, 09:22:10 PM
Fast healing vibes to vixmom's mother.
So sorry for the terrible scare you all went through.
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 09:22:20 PM
"MALES OF THE CITY"

-Although, I think that one has already been through DR elmore's VCR.

That was "Whales of the City!"
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:22:27 PM
FORREST RUMP
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:23:30 PM
Can we do TV shows??

One Gay At A Time
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 09:24:08 PM
That was "Whales of the City!"

DR Jose, you will have to come over and watch the Region 2 HOT FUZZ with me.  I need to drag out SHAUN OF THE DEAD ("We're coming for you, Barbara!") again.
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:24:31 PM
I've never seen "Shaun of the Dead..."
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 09:25:30 PM
Can we do TV shows??

One Gay At A Time

That dumbass show PASSIONS should be retitled "Gays of Our Lives."  Is that head writer a raging queen or what?
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 09:26:17 PM
I've never seen "Shaun of the Dead..."

Imagine the two buddies of HOT FUZZ in NIGHT OF THE LVING DEAD.
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Post by: elmore3003 on July 29, 2007, 09:29:54 PM
DR Jose, you will have to come over and watch the Region 2 HOT FUZZ with me.  I need to drag out SHAUN OF THE DEAD ("We're coming for you, Barbara!") again.

Maybe a Simon Pegg festival?
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 09:31:59 PM
"A CHORUS TINE"

-Disney's next direct-to-video sequel of "Beauty and the Beast"/
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Post by: JMK on July 29, 2007, 09:34:41 PM
Well, if you're bending the rules, I'm shocked that neither TCB nor Elmore proffered:

The Most Happy Fellatio

My brother-in-law edited a feature with Steve Buscemi and Sharon Stone called Scissors.  I'm sure you've all seen it.  :)
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Post by: MusicGuy on July 29, 2007, 09:38:06 PM
THE CONSTANT HARDENER

Oh Amy.... dear dear Amy...... never leave me a dangling carrot as enticing as that title, and then be gone once I get here.   ::)

But I shall be strong, I shall take the high road,.......and I can't decide if your title is that of something from a hardware store..... something from a pharmacy,..... or someone that should be working for Elmo, Jose, and me, (each, 2 days a week.  One day off for rest).   :o
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:38:11 PM
Diff'rnt Tokes
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:38:58 PM
Gimme A Steak
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Post by: MusicGuy on July 29, 2007, 09:39:29 PM

The moving truck  is due early tomorrow morning.......I wish you were here to help organize boxes and stuff dear DR Jose !!

And now, beddy-bye time.
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Post by: vixmom on July 29, 2007, 09:39:45 PM
Thank you all for the ViBES very much appreciated... we were quite worried there and until the danger passed I found I couldn't bring my self to talk about it



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Post by: MusicGuy on July 29, 2007, 09:40:25 PM

Oh, and I wish you were here to help lift and move boxes dear Jason..... and also to help put stuff away...
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Post by: vixmom on July 29, 2007, 09:41:57 PM
I have caught up to the past few days.. I hope I'll get a chance to see all you visiting HHWers this trip!  


I have to check the schedule again but I assume the Vixter and I will be seeing the weekend productions... I had better get me to the ticket site nd get my tickets before they are all gone!
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Post by: vixmom on July 29, 2007, 09:42:10 PM
Good Night all!
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 09:43:25 PM
'Night, VixMom... Good vibes to your mama!!
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 09:48:25 PM
I don't really care how fast the staff tries to get everyone out, Samantha will get a backstage tour of the Brain and that's all there is to it.  
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 09:48:47 PM
I think I'm movied out right now - I'm in the middle of DVD number three.
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 10:04:44 PM
Because I think we need just a little more Alejandro in our lives...

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/BroadwayBratt/alejandro-maldonado-061.jpg)
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 10:08:57 PM
Ay! Dios mio...

(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f49/BroadwayBratt/91261.jpg)
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:11:04 PM
Some Like It Pot
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:12:11 PM
Fitness For The Prosecution
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:13:59 PM
The Punfight At The OK Corral
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 10:14:48 PM
My Two Pads
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:15:35 PM
The Drapes Of Wrath
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 10:15:39 PM
Imitation of Lice
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:16:29 PM
Donovan's Beef.
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 10:16:55 PM
The Passion of the Heist
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Post by: JoseSPiano on July 29, 2007, 10:17:08 PM
DR MusicGuy - If I helped you move boxes, your move would take at least two years... or more.  :-\
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 10:18:12 PM
And if I helped move them, they'd get moved, but sit there like so much fish and never get unpacked.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:20:46 PM
MARATHON TAN.
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 10:21:29 PM
20,000 Leagues Under the Pea.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:27:08 PM
The Five Bennies
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 10:30:04 PM
The Gulden Girls
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:47:35 PM
Boldfinger.  Goldsinger.  Moldfinger.  Coldfinger.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:48:57 PM
Mister Act.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:49:45 PM
To Bill A Mockingbird
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:50:24 PM
A Waste Of Honey
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 10:51:23 PM
Peyton Plate.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:51:52 PM
Full Metal Racket
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:52:28 PM
I gotta tell you.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:53:04 PM
Will Success Spoil - never mind.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:53:26 PM
The Girl Can't Yelp It
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:54:41 PM
Planet Of The Ales
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 10:55:47 PM
Easy Cider.
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 10:57:34 PM
One Blew Over the Cuckoo's Test.
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 11:01:30 PM
The Fall Of The Roman Umpire
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 11:02:54 PM
Corn Yesterday
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 11:03:39 PM
Bells Are Sinning
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Post by: bk on July 29, 2007, 11:07:33 PM
They Shoot Houses, Don't They?
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:15:26 PM
We have had a busy day celebrating Sherlock's first birthday.

This morning he enjoyed his first hike on Mt. Ashland.

(http://www.haineshisway.com/community/attachments/Sherlock_sitting_on_Mt_Ashland_-_1st_B-day_-_3_Medium_Web_view.jpg)


A Very Happy 1st Birthday to Jane's DD Sherlock!! ;D
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:15:59 PM
And a Very Happy Birthday to (former) DR Hapgood!
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 11:16:29 PM
The Goy Yuck Club
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 11:17:21 PM
It's a Bad, Sad, Had, Lad, Dad, Cad, Tad, Nad Word!
Title: Re:THE GAZELLE, THE MUSTARD PLASTER, AND THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 11:18:01 PM
Stranglers on a Grain
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:18:38 PM
Where's that boy with the bugle?

I was reading the posts quite quickly and (at first) thought that you had written, "Where's that boy with the bulge?" :o

;)
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 11:18:39 PM
Plowers In The Static
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 11:19:10 PM
I was reading the posts quite quickly and (at first) thought that you had written, "Where's that boy with the bulge?" :o

;)

Oh, that he had... (we all know he was THINKING it)...
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:20:45 PM
Oh, that he had... (we all know he was THINKING it)...

Who wasn't?? ::)

;D
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Post by: Jason on July 29, 2007, 11:21:36 PM
The Land that Docks the Dreidel.
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:32:32 PM
Hi all!

Sorry to have been E & T we had a bit of a crisis on our hands. On Wednesday my 75 year old Mom was bitten very badly by her cat...it was a very hot day and she was brushing him and I guess he just had enough...

Well, her arm swelled up like a balloon and Dad took her to the emergency room where they prescribed antibiotics and sent her home.

The next day her arm and now her hand were even more swollen and red streaks were running up her arm, this time they admitted her into the hospital and starting throwing around terms like "limb threatening"

She has been on a high dosage of intravenus antibitotics since a Thursday.

Today they did a cat scan of the arm and decided that things are finally progressing inthe right direction and that they will be releasing her tomorrow    

VIBES are requested for continued healing for Mom's arm....

and now,, to catch up!

~~~Vibes for Vixmom's Mom's Arm!!~~~
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:45:15 PM
THE BLIGHT IN THE PIAZZA

The Light In the Pizza!
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:45:34 PM
The Old Man and the Pea

And the follow-up:  The Old Man and the Pee.

:)
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:45:50 PM
The Days of Pine and Roses
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Post by: George on July 29, 2007, 11:48:23 PM
Gal Joey