Anyone know exactly how many members they are of the Foreign Press Association who give out the awards.
...so we cleaned ourselves up...
Anyone know exactly how many members they are of the Foreign Press Association who give out the awards.
Do discuss Globes whether or not you posted about it yesterday.
Do discuss Globes whether or not you posted about it yesterday.
What is The Office? Has anyone heard of this show? Is this even an American show (or is it merely a British show that is seen on BBC America?).Merely? Because a show is British, it's merely? This descriptor of a country whose television production has given us I, Claudius? The Six Wives of Henry VIII? Upstairs, Downstairs? The original Traffic? As Time Goes By? Are You Being Served?
I loved Queen Latifah's dress and her new boobs. She really looks proportioned now. Elijah Wood looked quite dashing with his suit and huge eyes. I didn't care too much for Nicole Kidman's outfit (but I didn't hate it)....that's the kind of dress where one cannot slouch when sitting!As Kidman carries forward the proud tradition of Mamie Van Doren!
Before we get too serious about these awards (any awards, for that matter) - I want to re-post what I said last night... Which is that the Hollywood "Foreign Press" consists of very few members (around 90, according to the LA Times) many (if not most) of whom have day jobs which have nothing to do with the press, foreign or domestic. One of the members was quoted in the paper today as saying "We're more fans of movies than judges."
I just caught an infomercial for THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW COLLECTOR'S EDITION, which packed more entertainment value into it than nearly any award show can, or does.
Someone unexpectedly looks very pretty in pink - Queen Latifah.
Well, without spoilers, I will say that I have only had FOUR or FIVE shout-out-loud, "Yippee!" moments tonight during the awards. . .
Someone please explain Paris Hilton to me.
Wow, has anybody seen Anthony LaPaglia's wife? !? !? !?! ? hubba-hubba!
...THE OFFICE...in two years, they've made only 12 episodes of the show, so the quality can remain high when you're only producing 6 shows a season.You've probably hit upon the key reason why it is so difficult for an American version of a hit British show to succeed. With a full season of American shows running 22 episodes these days, as opposed to the British six, there's a lot of strain put on the writing staff to come up with original ideas that still work within the premise. For that matter, a British show will often have just one writer, or a team of two, while it's American counterpart will easily have a half-dozen, all with varying senses of humor and skill levels.
And then, of course, I must make an odssey someday to the legendary Powells Book Store in Portland.
Another thing about the Golden Globes - - why don't I ever see people like Panni, Charles Pogue, BK or Jane on these shows? ? ? ? ?I don't know about the others, but I don't have a gown tacky enough.
Man, what is WITH Mondays? There are actually quite a few people with us, but they are staring into their oatmeal instead of posting.
I got (finally!) my third and final blurb for Kritzer Time. It's from Gary Owens (who blurbed the first two - he and Dick Lochte are my good luck charms) so I'm happy to have it, and I sent it off to the publishers so they can add it.
"A pop culture gem. Bruce is the greatest writer of this genre since my friend Jean Shepard. Anytime Is Kritzer Time!"
I don't have any problem with that statement. None of the critics' and film groups that give year end awards have any more members than the Hollywood Foreign Press other than the AMPAS. And how many members of the National Board of Review actually have jobs as critics or journalists? They keep their membership lists MUCH more secretive than the HFPA does.
Once you start pointing fingers at one group, it seems unfair when there are other groups whose awards have just as much to be suspect about as the GGs.
Another thing about the Golden Globes - - why don't I ever see people like Panni, Charles Pogue, BK or Jane on these shows? ? ? ? ?Actually, td, the only time that I attended the evening I was sitting so far back you would not have seen me. A post from yesterday or the day before explains the whole sordid tale of the lost table.
Right, it's not quantity, is the quality of critical acumen.I have no idea what the group is like these days, but on the only occasion I spent time with them (I'm talking about luncheons and things of that type) "ain't a brain trust" would be an understatement of gigantic proportions.
The Golden Globe voters ain't a brain trust.
DR Panni I am sure that are a few DRs who can lend you a tacky enough gown. Maybe there are some preloved Dame Edna frocks available.I appreciate the offer, DR Tomovoz, but I don't think Dame Edna's frock would fit me unless I went on Charlize Theron's Krispy Kreme diet. I'm willing to try, however (the gown, not the diet) as I do think the lady has impeccable taste.
DR Panni I am sure that are a few DRs who can lend you a tacky enough gown. Maybe there are some preloved Dame Edna frocks available.DR der Brucer would be glad to help out! (At least, I think he packed up some of the old things! ;D)
I don't know about the others, but I don't have a gown tacky enough.
All this talk about ugly dresses led me to think about this web gem:
http://www.uglydress.com/
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To make a long introduction paragraph come to a much anticipated ending - would all of you wonderful Hainsies and Kimlets who are native English speakers (North American ONLY) possibly follow the link to my teacher's website and fill out a short questionnaire on your choice of vocabulary?
All this talk about ugly dresses led me to think about this web gem:Looks like a drag queens closet!
http://www.uglydress.com/
...I just thought it was fun to see Nicole Kidman turn and mouth "She's good" when Charlize Theron won. That's better than being caught saying something nasty! :)
Another thing about the Golden Globes - - why don't I ever see people like Panni, Charles Pogue, BK or Jane on these shows? ? ? ? ?
Well, that was revealing. I was born and raised in Philadelphia; attended college in the south, then spent 6 years in Virgina, 2 years in New England (RI and ME), and the rest of my years in southern CA.
As I read the questions I could almost have answered each one two ways - the phrase I learned, and the more formal phrase I'll often use today.
Actually, the Philly background provided even more archaic phrase than some offered, like: Ice Chest, Ash Bucket, Cupboard (for a closet).
der Brucer (what no Pretty Sticker atop the page for getting all the answers right!)
Jane, are you still on? I was at Auntie Eleanor's on Sturday, to take a keepsake. I took the wedding silver, marked with an "L" for you and Keith.
The Golden Globe voters ain't a brain trust. They're just the foreign journalists who got the not-so-plum assignment of the Hollywood beat. I say not-so-plum because foreign countries don't have the same mania for movie news that we do in the USA. For all we know, those 90 voters include the cultural editor in some not-widely circulated rag in Trinidad or Chad.Even a cursory glance over the link der Brucer provided earlier shows that the membership of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is composed of reporters (if oft'times part-time) from nations that have their own film industries. Twelve come from Germany, six represent Great Britain, and France has seven. I don’t think there is a country represented by their membership that hasn’t at least once been nominated for Best Foreign Film by AMPAS.
Yes, I did see Anthony Paglia's wife and second the hubba-hubba!
Penny that is so nice. I'm touched & will treasure it. I will tell Keith. For everyone else reading Aunt Eleanor was Keith's aunt who was best friends with Penny's mother.
DR EMILY the ugly dress site was.....well...horrifying! I think I have seen most of those dresses on my friends and relatives over the years!Male or female?
My big script notes meeting - for which I have been waiting for two months - and which was supposed to take place tomorrow morning at 11 - has just been postponed for a week.In it's own screwy way, that's great news! I hope your throat is feeling better.
Hit it Ethel:
There's no business like show business...
DR EMILY the ugly dress site was.....well...horrifying! I think I have seen most of those dresses on my friends and relatives over the years!Were they female relatives and friends Jack? Just curious and non judgemental. ;)
I don't know about the others, but I don't have a gown tacky enough.
PS - hey, everyone, I have the tackiest evening gowns in the world. For the longest time, my entire wardrobe consisted of jeans, sweats, and evening gowns... but nobody ever asked me to go to an awards show in them.
In it's own screwy way, that's great news! I hope your throat is feeling better.Thank you, SWW. The funny thing is that I went to a doctor this afternoon to make sure that I'd be okay for the morning meeting. Normally, I would've just waited out the course of the cold. Oh well...
My big script notes meeting - for which I have been waiting for two months - and which was supposed to take place tomorrow morning at 11 - has just been postponed for a week.
Hit it Ethel:
There's no business like show business...
..Los Angeles Conservancy in support of its "Last Remaining Seats" series...
...and, if you're not up for anything, the thrill palls.
Bruce-yes. You were the one who asked me to the awards.
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And Diane Lane was channeling Natalie Wood!
Here's a story I MUST hear! How did Bruce have tickets to the Academy Awards as a high school student?
All this talk about ugly dresses led me to think about this web gem:DR Emily, I wish you had given more warning about this site. One should never look at it until an hour after eating, or risk getting cramps!
http://www.uglydress.com/
Where have I been, you ask? Well you have been asking, haven't you? Yes, I'm sure you have been. Haven't you?
TOMOVOZ & SIGERSON Be watching your mailboxes. Don't ask me why, just do it. :)I'm getting this strange visual image, of Tomovoz and Sigerson slowly circling their respective mailboxes, carefully, suspiciously, never blinking, never letting down their guard for an instant...
To DRs Charles Pogue & Panni--what do you think of our Oregon friend Mike Rich's shut-out on the Miracle screenwriting credit?I know nothing about it, JMK. But I do know that credit arbitrations can be mysterious and...arbitrary.
I What on earth is a theremin?!It's a musical instrument - the first electronic instrument - that sounds like an eerie human voice. It was invented by a weird Russian scientist named Leon Theremin, around 1918 or 19, I think. When you hear that high-pirched "eeeeeee" sound in horror movies - that's the theremin. There's a wonderful documentary about him and the invention.
I do have one question, which I feel rather dumb asking, but apparently no question is a dumb question, so here goes: What on earth is a theremin?!The theremin is one of the first electronic instruments, invented by Lev Theremin. (You'd think he could have named it after his girlfriend, but no, he had to get greedy with the accolades.) It is played by waving your hands between two projecting electrodes, and provided lots of early sci-fi movies with that eerie wooo-ooo-ooo sound.
I suppose that if I heard it, I'd know.
No, Panni, we were typing at the same time, you deluded taffy.
Dear Swish--I should've thought of that, DR Jay! You are a constant source of valuable information.
If you've heard the Beach Boys' rendition of "Good Vibrations," you've heard a theremin.
I should've thought of that, DR Jay! You are a constant source of valuable information.
OK, off to bed now. Looking forward to the Oscar nominations tomorrow. GOod night.Another case of West Coast/East Coast, sorry to say. The nominations are given before the sun rises (or most self-respecting sons, for that matter) in Hollywood, in order to make the New York newscasts. Isn't that redicuous? Or fuchiadiculous, at least?
Jane, I can assure you I have NEVER been to the Academy Awards, so when you said you couldn't go I must have said phut to whoever was offering the tix.
DR Panni, Anyone who is a Miklos Rozsa fan like Bruce knows the theremin...It's no surprise that Rozsa used the theremin. It's the perfect instrument for a Hungarian.
Panni, unfortunately, it's always the people who have studied and lived with the script the least who have the most power over it.I remember once saying to a producer who - after a year of work, shortly before shooting was about to begin - was forced by the network to put someone else on my script - saying to her that I highly doubted that someone could waltz in and "fix" something I had bled my soul into for a year. It turned out I was right and once the new script was delivered I was asked if I would come back. When I walked into the production office for the first meeting with the director (a director of considerable renown) he stood up and said, "Ah, the talent is finally here." I think that was the best moment of vindication of my entire life.
Panni, I know...admittedly on a much smaller scale...what you mean about not belonging to either place...Once, many years ago, when I was still an actress, I was visiting Hungary, going from theater to theater and loving it. I decided I was a fool not to be where I belonged. So I asked the head of one of the major theaters in Budapest if i could audition. He was intrigued, said yes - and I did. And he said I could join the company if I took Hungarian lessons of 6 months to get rid of the slight English intonation when I spoke Hungarian. I almost did it. It was something quite ridiculous (and personal) which changed my mind. But had I stayed - who knows who I would be today? (BTW - I'm glad I didn't stay. I'm a much better writer than I ever was an actor.)