Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, …go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Hello All!
I'm sure you've all heard of the "six degrees of Kevin Bacon." Well this morning at Darby's cafe here in Olympia, we were having our breakfast and who sat right next to us but his wife Kyra Sedgewick and their son!
So, I guess that means we are two degrees from him!
Rick
And the word of the day is: CENTO!
Yes, yes, I think I see it now... Yes, like this, you do look like Daffy Duck!"Kiss me, you fool!"(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TmUBWwWLKUU/SNwL9WvpCdI/AAAAAAAAB24/tmO7nXEH-8o/s400/upants3.jpg)
photo: The Underpants
It's time for a walk. I'm not sure in which direction yet, but I need to end up at the Lincoln Center NYPL.
It's time for a walk.
The gray "t-shirt" dress thingy
Jrand, do you mind if I post that joke on All that Chat?
Did anybody else love last night's TAR???
What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snow-woman?
Snow balls
And one of my favorite "you have to think about it and say it out loud" jokes from Johnny Carson...
-What's the difference between a "vitamin" and a "hormone"?
-You can't make a "vita" "min".
I did! Some fun teams!!
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light.
There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Did you see my friend Nick Spangler?
DR elmore3003 -
So I'm guessing someone didn't like being called an inflated toad??
Inflated frog?
Someone is going to have to explain that to me. Is it dirty?
I'm listening to the great OBC of NINE, and I already am fearful of what Rob Marshall will do to the film.
Jrand, do you mind if I post that joke on All that Chat?
A man came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks; so I bit him!
I'm totally in agreement with Pulliam.
It's a red letter day! :)
the Nick and Starr team
Have you been bad again?
Nick Cage and Starr Jones?
Depends who's asking. 8)
Re tonight's NBC line-up:
I'm planning on watching Chuck, and I'm really looking forward to Heroes, but I've no real interest in Life.
That could have been phrased better, couldn't it.
I did! Some fun teams!!
Is Nick part of the Nick and Starr team on TAR?
Reconsider! Life is to die for!
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light.
There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Nurse: Doctor, the invisible man is here for a check-up.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.
Is Nick part of the Nick and Starr team on TAR?
WOW!
Wachovia is being taken over by CitiGroup (too)?!?!?!?!?!?
Back from my errands, one of which was going to be taking my car through the car wash. But rain is in the forecast and I just really needed the windows cleaned, so I came home and did that myself. Why spend the money?
I'm now cooking an English cut pot roast and it's smelling good!
Here's some bi-partisan fun:
Time for Campaigning (http://www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.htm)
Here's some bi-partisan fun:
Time for Campaigning (http://www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.htm)
Sorry, but the Dow just dropped another 200 points!
Well, there goes my spot at The Home.
I agree that i really enjoyed this show.
But i wonder if they will make it accessible for people who did not watch season 1. Or exactly how that will work.
I am very excited to see season 2. I really loved season 1.
Here's some bi-partisan fun:
Time for Campaigning (http://www.peteyandpetunia.com/VoteHere/VoteHere.htm)
DR Ginny, thanks for the newspaper article! It just arrived.
You're welcome, DR Elmore. Yesterday at Kroger, we saw the actress who played Vera Charles in our infamous Auntie Mame. She was working as a product demonstrator for a product whose website just almost crashed my computer.
Were you Mame?
I would have been better than the actress they cast.
Or were you asking DR Ginny?
I keep thinking that you and DR JRand500, whatever the new number is, would be fantastic in IDAHO!
somewhere else, far, far away...
Off to get my blood pressure checked again.
I am not doing well today.
Happy New Year to all JEWS everywhere, including this one HERE.
Were you Mame?
DR Elmore - should we tell all these nice people which parts we played in this opus?
TOD: "We will do our level best to make concrete interesting."
-- the judge at the trial where I was a juror.
DR George, please send me the vegan cupcake recipe. Thanks.
That concrete is not very level.
I believe you're mistaken, DR Ron Pulliam, about DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES jump at the end of last season. I believe it was stated five years then, and last night's episode just picked up where that left off. I didn't get the DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES DVD set to review this year, so I can't check it, but I do not remember anything about seven years at all.
Well, the spaghetti feast was a great success...as were the vegan chocolate cupcakes that my sister and I made last night. :D
Several people asked for the recipe. I brought the book to work and scanned the recipe into a PDF file, so if anyone here wants it also, just let me know. :)
That concrete is not very level.
Hey, Amy - are you and your ever-lovin' comin' to the signing?
DR Amy, you jokes gave me a huge laugh!
Signing is from two to four. I'll call them right now.
DR Amy, you jokes gave me a huge laugh!
Speaking of construction workers, what ever happened to that guy from the Diet Coke commercial?
Speaking of construction workers, what ever happened to that guy from the Diet Coke commercial?
Go to Google images and type in "lucky vanous."
How did you know who I meant?
Off to get my blood pressure checked again.
I am not doing well today.
I've never made vegan cupcakes before. Was there a reason you made vegan ones? (is it mainly for people who might be lactose intolerant or do they taste better?).
My niece and sister became vegetarians a couple of years ago and my niece has recently started transitioning to becoming a vegan. The recipe came from a book that I got for my sister, from the library. She tried this recipe and found it very easy to make and it makes cupcakes that are quite good. Since she likes to help contribute to the fundraisers that we have here (the people that she works with aren't as giving ::)), she offered to make the cupcakes for the spaghetti feed (and I helped!) and even offered a dozen cupcakes to be made when the winner wanted, as a silent auction item. So, that's the only reason.
I would've just gotten a box of cake mix and a tub of frosting.
:)
How many little vegans gave their lives to make those cupcakes?
I believe you're mistaken, DR Ron Pulliam, about DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES jump at the end of last season. I believe it was stated five years then, and last night's episode just picked up where that left off. I didn't get the DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES DVD set to review this year, so I can't check it, but I do not remember anything about seven years at all.
That concrete is not very level.
Speaking of construction workers, what ever happened to that guy from the Diet Coke commercial?
Go to Google images and type in "lucky vanous."
Came across a curious page on the Library of Congress site...
Leonard Bernstein
http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/collections/bernstein/
What's the difference between a Snowman and a Snow-woman?
Snow balls
This should be enough to put Mikey into a coma and keep things quiet the rest of the night.I actually bought his workout tape about 10 (15?) years ago! ::)
Shocking isn't it. I hope CitiGroup doesn't go under.
I read at Playbill Online that Liz Calloway is working on a new solo album. (http://www.playbill.com/news/article/121819.html)
Good for her! I love her previous three solo discs.
The only problem is, it's going to be released by PS Classics. I don't know what it is, but there isn't a single disc they've done that I've heard that I've truly enjoyed. They just... I dunno... sound flat. They kinda sorta lack zing.
:-\
I'll have to look back at bk's notes to see if we were just supposed to post jokes, or if they were supposed to be good or bad jokes.
I guess I had not seen it and thought I would share it....
If Bruce produced it, it would be juuuuust right!
Speaking of construction workers, what ever happened to that guy from the Diet Coke commercial?
The following were actual names of women in Texas in the early 20th Century
Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg