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Title: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: bk on August 18, 2018, 12:27:57 AM
Well, you've read the notes, the notes kept a low profile, and now it is time for you to post until the low profile cows come home.
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: bk on August 18, 2018, 12:29:16 AM
And the word of the day is: SENECTITUDE!
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Post by: George on August 18, 2018, 01:36:45 AM
From last night: 

Vixmom, I'm so sorry on the loss of Vixgranny.  My condolences to you and your family. :'(
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: George on August 18, 2018, 02:09:06 AM
On a happier note (E-natural), last night's performance of Legally Blonde went much better than the opening night!  The mics were much better (the timing of them being turned on in time) and the actors are settling in their roles.  The door count was 272 (opening night was 281) and the audience really loved it!  Two performances down!  There are two performances today, and two tomorrow.
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Post by: George on August 18, 2018, 02:27:30 AM
Also today, the Olympia chapter of PFLAG is having their annual garage sale.  I donated my old 27-inch cathode ray tube TV, which still works really well.  I'm sure it weighs more than 100 pounds and I CAREFULLY brought it down my two flights of stairs during my lunch time.  It wouldn't fit into my car, so my sister came over to my place with her Honda CRV and it fit very easily.  Hopefully, it'll actually sell and make PFLAG a little extra money. :)
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Post by: George on August 18, 2018, 02:31:51 AM
And now, I'm off to bed.

Have a good day, all!
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Post by: Michael on August 18, 2018, 03:57:29 AM
Good morning to all
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Post by: Michael on August 18, 2018, 04:00:45 AM
Dear Vixmom

I too would like to say I'm so sorry on the loss of Vixgranny.  My condolences to you and your family. You're going through a rough patch right and I'm sure the loss doesn't make it an easier. Please be stong and thing will get better. I always thought that listening to your favorite song on repeat helps.
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Post by: Laura on August 18, 2018, 04:23:35 AM
Good morning.
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Post by: Laura on August 18, 2018, 04:24:17 AM
Hugs, Vixmom. I'm sorry for your loss.
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Post by: Jrand73 on August 18, 2018, 05:03:16 AM
Condolences to DR VIXMOM and family.....
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Post by: Jrand73 on August 18, 2018, 05:04:45 AM
BLONDE vibes for DR GEORGE & Co.

Tonight is the closing night - at last - for Beauty and The Beast....

Today at 4 p.m. is the read thru for SISTER ACT which I will attend and hopefully meet a lot of new folks....and see some others that I know....

I suppose I will go ahead a print out my scenes since I still don't know if we will get librettos....I can assume we will....but there you are.....
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Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 06:08:34 AM
Good morning, all!
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Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 06:09:43 AM
I fed the cats and returned to bed.  My morning is now two hours behind schedule, as Annabelle reminds me.
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Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 06:10:19 AM
DR vixmom, I am so sorry to read your news.
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Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 06:11:05 AM
DR TCB, you were a real champ last night with all those posts.
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Post by: KevinH on August 18, 2018, 06:18:06 AM
My condolences, DR vixmom.
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Post by: Ginny on August 18, 2018, 06:24:13 AM
Saturday morning greetings!  We I had a great time at last night’s reunion.  Richard was a little bored, I’m afraid...
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: Ginny on August 18, 2018, 06:25:11 AM
Condolence hugs to all who love Vixgranny...
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Post by: Jane on August 18, 2018, 06:26:00 AM
On a happier note (E-natural), last night's performance of Legally Blonde went much better than the opening night!  The mics were much better (the timing of them being turned on in time) and the actors are settling in their roles.  The door count was 272 (opening night was 281) and the audience really loved it!  Two performances down!  There are two performances today, and two tomorrow.

Very good.
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: Jane on August 18, 2018, 06:27:08 AM
BLONDE vibes for DR GEORGE & Co.

Tonight is the closing night - at last - for Beauty and The Beast....

Today at 4 p.m. is the read thru for SISTER ACT which I will attend and hopefully meet a lot of new folks....and see some others that I know....

I suppose I will go ahead a print out my scenes since I still don't know if we will get librettos....I can assume we will....but there you are.....

Have a good day/evening.
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: Jane on August 18, 2018, 06:28:21 AM
Saturday morning greetings!  We I had a great time at last night’s reunion.  Richard was a little bored, I’m afraid...

Not surprising Richard was a little bored but the important thing is that you had a great time.
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Post by: Jane on August 18, 2018, 06:29:09 AM
We are at the airport waiting for our flight to Greenland.
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Post by: ChasSmith on August 18, 2018, 07:07:30 AM
Good morning, all.
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Post by: ChasSmith on August 18, 2018, 07:08:38 AM
Yesterday evening's thunderstorms were beyond belief. Thankfully, very thankfully, they didn't quite achieve the "violent" category around here. Today there will be more, but they're winding down for this region of the country. Uh, more or less. I think...
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: ChasSmith on August 18, 2018, 07:09:19 AM
Indoor activities for me, today. In fact, I'm actually going to work on some music. Imagine that!
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Post by: ChasSmith on August 18, 2018, 07:12:56 AM
Vixmom, I know this is a very sad time, and it doesn't help that it's also a difficult time in other major respects. I also know that you will get through it. Vibes to you and the whole family.
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: Jane on August 18, 2018, 07:15:27 AM
Thankfully DR Chas
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Post by: Jane on August 18, 2018, 07:17:00 AM
Sitting on the plane waiting to take off, soon I hope.
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Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 07:34:13 AM
We've had our patrol so Annabelle has calmed down.  I tried out a new cleaner with the litter box this morning, and I hope it works as well as they claim.  Little Thatch has been creating a lot of stink these days.
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Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 07:41:11 AM
For DRs TCB, George, and other cat lovers:
https://www.catster.com/molz/cats-and-male-models
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 07:41:45 AM
!!  2  !!
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:25:12 AM
Thank you all for always being there and allowing me to vent and always being supportive and not judgmental
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:25:39 AM
We will be off to MensWearhouse shortly to get Vixdad a new suit
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Post by: Jrand73 on August 18, 2018, 08:26:22 AM
We need photos from DR GINNY.
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Post by: Jrand73 on August 18, 2018, 08:26:33 AM
Finding a nice suit vibes for DR VIXMOM.
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:26:57 AM
Last night we watched Viscous for a bit of light entertainment and Derrick Jacoby's Mum died
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:30:15 AM
Good morning, all.
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:30:36 AM
I slept 11 hours. I needed it.
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:34:27 AM
TOD

Too many to mention probably, but I’ll offer the first few that come to mind.

One Wonderful Sunday, which I still think would make a great musical
Dersu Uzala
Seven Samurai, turned into The Magnificent Seven
Rashomon, slightly turned into Les Girls
Hidden Fortress, stolen by Star Wars
Ran, stolen from King Lear
Madadyo
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: Ginny on August 18, 2018, 08:59:03 AM
We need photos from DR GINNY.

I didn’t take any, DR JRand.  My friend Chris had her husband take one of the two of us and she texted it to me, we thought.  I never received it, so she may have misheard my phone number (it was very noisy).  Tomorrow my sister and I are going to the big picnic for 50s and 60s classes and l’ll try to clear that up with Chris.  Wonder who received our photo?

And I’ll try to take some tomorrow.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:12:46 AM
Good morning.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:13:07 AM
I am still tired.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:13:35 AM
Nick got me up a little before seven.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:14:05 AM
He ate, and then went back to bed.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:14:36 AM
But, I remained up.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:14:51 AM
Don't ask me why.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:15:34 AM
For DRs TCB, George, and other cat lovers:
https://www.catster.com/molz/cats-and-male-models

Thank you, elmore.  I enjoyed the photos.
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:21:14 AM
T.O.D.

Akira Kurosawa films

Japanese films


Bad jokes:  The only kind I tell.
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:22:47 AM
Q:  What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?

A:  Iceberg
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:23:02 AM
I rest my case.
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Post by: Jrand73 on August 18, 2018, 10:39:05 AM
TOD:

Seven Samurai
The Bad Sleep Well
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Post by: Jrand73 on August 18, 2018, 10:39:46 AM
I shall soon be on my way to Philadelphia.....well....Greencastle....and SISTER ACT which is set in Philadelphia...
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Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 12:35:03 PM
I spent four hours on How to Succeed . . .  Then Annabelle abandoned her bed in the closet shelf, where she hid back in October, to climb all over my work and help me edit.  She's really bad at it, but I love watching her.
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: bk on August 18, 2018, 12:57:25 PM
I'm up, I'm up - about nine hours of sleep, I think.
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Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 01:29:46 PM
Channel 21 is dumping Midsomer Murders - damn! - for Murder in Suburbia, which I've never seen.  I guess I will give it a try tonight.  Has anyone watched this series?
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Post by: FJL on August 18, 2018, 02:16:19 PM
Q:  What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?

A:  Iceberg

That's pretty good/bad.  But it's no worse than -


Casting director:  The Invisible Man is here for his audition.

Director:  Tell him I can't see him.
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: FJL on August 18, 2018, 02:19:47 PM
I shall soon be on my way to Philadelphia.....well....Greencastle....and SISTER ACT which is set in Philadelphia...


Philadelphia can be anywhere you want it to be.

I really liked the musical a great deal, and (don't tell Elmore) I cried a lot during Victoria Clark's performance of the Mother Superior's big second act number.
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Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 02:37:51 PM
I shall soon be on my way to Philadelphia.....well....Greencastle....and SISTER ACT which is set in Philadelphia...


Philadelphia can be anywhere you want it to be.

I really liked the musical a great deal, and (don't tell Elmore) I cried a lot during Victoria Clark's performance of the Mother Superior's big second act number.


I usually weep through Ms Clark's performances.
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 02:42:59 PM
One more post.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 02:43:30 PM
Page 3
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 02:44:06 PM
Q:  What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?

A:  Iceberg

That's pretty good/bad.  But it's no worse than -


Casting director:  The Invisible Man is here for his audition.

Director:  Tell him I can't see him.


I love it!
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 02:45:29 PM
I shall soon be on my way to Philadelphia.....well....Greencastle....and SISTER ACT which is set in Philadelphia...


Philadelphia can be anywhere you want it to be.

I really liked the musical a great deal, and (don't tell Elmore) I cried a lot during Victoria Clark's performance of the Mother Superior's big second act number.


I usually weep through Ms Clark's performances.


ROTFLMAO!!
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 02:46:38 PM
Page 3?  Seriously?
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 02:51:25 PM
I am not sure that I will be home before midnight tonight, so you may all be on your own getting to a respectable post total.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 02:52:06 PM
Hello, everyone.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 02:52:44 PM
More vibes of comfort to the Vixfam.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 02:53:11 PM
I enjoyed the companion photos that Larry posted from Catster.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 02:53:45 PM
Last night we watched Viscous for a bit of light entertainment and Derrick Jacoby's Mum died

Isn't that always the way?
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 02:53:49 PM
DR TCB, you were a real champ last night with all those posts.


Thank you.  It is nice to be appreciated.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 02:55:30 PM
Channel 21 is dumping Midsomer Murders - damn! - for Murder in Suburbia, which I've never seen.  I guess I will give it a try tonight.  Has anyone watched this series?

Yes, several years ago. I found it rather mediocre, but worth a try.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 02:56:30 PM
Hi, Tom.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 02:56:47 PM
Oh, he's gone.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 02:59:03 PM
Like DR John G, I have a low-grade fever. I've had it all week, but between the paint fumes (which still smell) and sinus it's hard to tell just what's going on. Feeling angry over what was once again a total lack of consideration for the tenants doesn't help.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 03:04:18 PM
Next Wednesday is the housing inspection. I really hope the inspector signs off on our modified repair. It doesn't look bad at all. I think it was quite a reasonable compromise. But if he's a sticky sort he may say that the ceiling has to be ripped out, in which case I have to look for another place to stay. I've been in limbo for a couple months now, not knowing whether I'll need alternative housing or not. I really feel strongly about this. I need lead time to line something up and I should NOT have to pay out-of-pocket expenses for any of it. The owner's neglect caused the problem, but I'm caught in the middle.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 03:09:51 PM
I've spent much of the summer having to adjust my schedule to accommodate the handyman and plumber, to stay away while the building is being painted, and so on. I suspect that a last-minute decision to paint the outside of the building, which didn't really need it, will mean very little money spent on the units themselves, some of which really do need it.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 03:10:29 PM
Vibes that things quickly get better for us all.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 03:11:53 PM
I used to be a huge fan of YOJIMBO, but haven't watched many other Japanese films. One day I'll have to rectify that.
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Post by: Jeanne on August 18, 2018, 03:15:04 PM
Time for lunch.

TTFN.
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Post by: Jennifer on August 18, 2018, 03:21:28 PM
Happy belated birthday to DR Vixmom!

Also I am so sorry for your loss. :(
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Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 03:38:58 PM
I shall soon be on my way to Philadelphia.....well....Greencastle....and SISTER ACT which is set in Philadelphia...

Philadelphia can be anywhere you want it to be.

I really liked the musical a great deal, and (don't tell Elmore) I cried a lot during Victoria Clark's performance of the Mother Superior's big second act number.


I usually weep through Ms Clark's performances.


Let us enjoy her artistry.   She is a gift to music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IehdRmT87h8&feature=youtu.be
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 03:41:39 PM
elmore - Did you work on the 2015 Encore production of LADY BE GOOD?
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Post by: elmore3003 on August 18, 2018, 04:08:28 PM
elmore - Did you work on the 2015 Encore production of LADY BE GOOD?

No.  I had too much reconstruction work on Paint Your Wagon in the same season.
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 04:55:36 PM
Ushered for a production of Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus.
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 04:55:53 PM
I was not its target audience.
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 04:56:15 PM
I laughed once or twice.
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Post by: bk on August 18, 2018, 05:02:45 PM
Just had a very nice conversation with the CEO of this new Broadway streaming channel that's debuting on Monday, I think.  Alet is involved with them and she'd put me in touch with this nice fellow.  Turns out they all love Outside the Box and so I've just licensed the two seasons to them for three years.  And Alet, who's in charge of the creative stuff, will talk to me about doing new episodes, although that's not quite a simple as it once was due to the SAG New Media contract changing - where once actors could do New Media for no money on the front end, they now have to be paid - $100 I think is the fee, but if on top of that you have to add pension and welfare and payroll taxes, which I'm not sure you have to, then it becomes undoable unless you have two people in every episode.  Of course, I can use only a couple of SAG actors - that works, too.  But we'll see how it does and if they want to produce new episodes that's up to them - I had season three ready to film six years ago or whenever we finished season two.

We're also talking about a few other things I own that they could license.  I'm hoping this will turn into a fruitful relationship.
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Post by: FJL on August 18, 2018, 05:12:35 PM
Bk, could you make part of the conceit that the "theater group" will only do shows with a cast of 4?  It could be timely since the Trump law makes  contributions to non-profits less attractive for taxes?


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Post by: FJL on August 18, 2018, 05:14:10 PM
$100 a day or an episode?
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Post by: bk on August 18, 2018, 05:53:38 PM
$100 per day per actor if they're SAG.  Or maybe it's per episode - have to research it - it just changed this year.  I liked it better before because 99% of people who do web series lose money on them.  The actors had fun and got nice exposure and if new perhaps something for their reel.
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Post by: ChasSmith on August 18, 2018, 06:09:51 PM
Q:  What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?

A:  Iceberg

That's pretty good/bad.  But it's no worse than -


Casting director:  The Invisible Man is here for his audition.

Director:  Tell him I can't see him.


What did Harpo want?

He didn’t say.
Title: Re: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE
Post by: FJL on August 18, 2018, 06:24:28 PM
Q:  What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?

A:  Iceberg

That's pretty good/bad.  But it's no worse than -


Casting director:  The Invisible Man is here for his audition.

Director:  Tell him I can't see him.


What did Harpo want?

He didn’t say.

LOL!


That's just a good joke, isn't it?
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 06:27:45 PM
What did the Budhist say to the hot dog vendor?




Make me one with everything
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 06:30:29 PM
But you know it's inappropriate to make a '"dad joke" if you're not a Dad
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 06:30:38 PM
It's a faux pa
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 06:36:38 PM
But how do you know a joke is a dad joke?
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 06:36:48 PM
It becomes apparent
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 07:43:26 PM
Just had a very nice conversation with the CEO of this new Broadway streaming channel that's debuting on Monday, I think.  Alet is involved with them and she'd put me in touch with this nice fellow.  Turns out they all love Outside the Box and so I've just licensed the two seasons to them for three years.  And Alet, who's in charge of the creative stuff, will talk to me about doing new episodes, although that's not quite a simple as it once was due to the SAG New Media contract changing - where once actors could do New Media for no money on the front end, they now have to be paid - $100 I think is the fee, but if on top of that you have to add pension and welfare and payroll taxes, which I'm not sure you have to, then it becomes undoable unless you have two people in every episode.  Of course, I can use only a couple of SAG actors - that works, too.  But we'll see how it does and if they want to produce new episodes that's up to them - I had season three ready to film six years ago or whenever we finished season two.

We're also talking about a few other things I own that they could license.  I'm hoping this will turn into a fruitful relationship.


Excellent news!!
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:32:06 PM
Why do crabs never give to charity?
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:32:24 PM
Because they're shellfish
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:36:19 PM
Gratuitous post No. 100!
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:36:28 PM
Great jokes, Vixmom.
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:36:38 PM
I need them.
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:36:52 PM
Went dancing tonight. I needed the exercise.
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:37:12 PM
But it's still hot. too darn hot.
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:37:35 PM
I just saw a tv documentary about beavers
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:37:50 PM
It was the best dam show I've ever seen
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:43:05 PM
Found a couple of movies on clearance I wanted: Strictly Ballroom (don't care for the plot, but I love the dancing) and Woody Allen's Sweet and Lowdown.
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:43:48 PM
I also bought the Matthew Broderick version of The Music Man for $2, which is probably $2.01 too much, but I haven't seen it, not matter how horrible it is.
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:50:41 PM
Watching the rest of Leon Morin, Priest.
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:51:20 PM
How do hens dance?
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:51:24 PM
I also want to finish Edith Wharton's Custom of the Country. I have about 40 pages left. Can't do it all tonight, though.
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:51:34 PM
Chick to chick
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:51:49 PM
How do hens dance?

With pluck?
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 08:52:03 PM
Chick to chick

Ha!
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:57:37 PM
Do you know how they dance in Saudi Arabia?
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:57:50 PM
Sheik to sheik
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:58:53 PM
How many dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:59:22 PM
5, 6, 7, 8!
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 09:03:51 PM
How many therapists are needed to change a lightbulb?
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 09:04:12 PM
One, but the lightbulb has to really want to change
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 09:04:42 PM
How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Post by: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 09:04:52 PM
Sex
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 09:42:06 PM
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 09:42:22 PM
(Maybe that should read Missouri Synod Lutherans.)
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 09:42:35 PM
Change?! Why should we change?
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Post by: John G. on August 18, 2018, 09:42:42 PM
Good night, all.
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Post by: bk on August 18, 2018, 10:08:53 PM
Finally some bad jokes!  Good job, Vixmom.  Others should learn from you and post their own, but noooo.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 11:55:31 PM
Good evening.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 11:56:45 PM
Finally some bad jokes!  Good job, Vixmom.  Others should learn from you and post their own, but noooo.


Hey!  I was the first one to post a bad joke today.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 11:57:08 PM
Followed by FJL.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 11:58:30 PM
I have returned from a Youth Theatre production of INTO THE WOODS.
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Post by: TCB on August 18, 2018, 11:59:54 PM
I can’t believe I was ever as bad as some of these young actors.
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Post by: TCB on August 19, 2018, 12:00:24 AM
Not that they were all bad.
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Post by: TCB on August 19, 2018, 12:00:53 AM
Some showed a lot of promise.
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Post by: TCB on August 19, 2018, 12:01:50 AM
I blame the director for a lot of the problems.
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Post by: TCB on August 19, 2018, 12:03:08 AM
They totally missed a lot of great laugh lines.
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Post by: TCB on August 19, 2018, 12:05:08 AM
I don’t know if this was the Junior version or not.
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Post by: TCB on August 19, 2018, 12:06:11 AM
There was nothing in the advertising or the programs that identified it as such.
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Post by: TCB on August 19, 2018, 12:07:15 AM
However, there was an added sub plot that I had never seen before.
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Post by: TCB on August 19, 2018, 12:08:13 AM
It was still fun to see this show.  I always enjoy it.
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Post by: TCB on August 19, 2018, 12:10:30 AM
Thank you to vixmom for filling in for me this evening.
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Post by: TCB on August 19, 2018, 12:22:42 AM
I hope George’s show went well.