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Re: CROSSING THE FINISH LINE
« Reply #120 on: September 06, 2019, 11:52:26 PM »
PAGE FIVE DANCE!!
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Re: CROSSING THE FINISH LINE
« Reply #121 on: September 06, 2019, 11:52:51 PM »
And then I wrote...
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« Reply #122 on: September 06, 2019, 11:53:54 PM »
1959 joke I remember hearing on The Ed Sullivan Show: These foreign cars today are so small, I stuck out my hand to make a left turn and two of 'em ran up my sleeve. 
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« Reply #123 on: September 06, 2019, 11:53:58 PM »
Well, you can't say we didn't make it to Page Five. ::)

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« Reply #124 on: September 06, 2019, 11:55:12 PM »
Quote from: bk on September 06, 2019, 11:53:54 PM
1959 joke I remember hearing on The Ed Sullivan Show: These foreign cars today are so small, I stuck out my hand to make a left turn and two of 'em ran up my sleeve. 

That's funny!
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« Reply #125 on: September 06, 2019, 11:57:07 PM »
Gratuitous Post #125!
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Re: CROSSING THE FINISH LINE
« Reply #126 on: September 07, 2019, 12:04:41 AM »
We'll need a few more posts, I'm afraid or I'm afraid I'll forget to change the topic.  Where's TCB when you need him?
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« Reply #127 on: September 07, 2019, 12:06:27 AM »
Hopefully, everything's okay.
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« Reply #128 on: September 07, 2019, 12:07:58 AM »
My cat is crawling all over me.
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« Reply #129 on: September 07, 2019, 12:09:46 AM »
Here she is next to me:
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« Reply #130 on: September 07, 2019, 12:18:04 AM »
Guy is walking down the street and sees a guy walking towards him.  He can't believe what he's seeing, so he goes up to him and says, "Um, hey mister, you got a banana in your ear."  The guys says, "What?"  He says, "You got a banana in your ear."  The guy says, "WHAT?" He says, "YOU GOT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!!!"  The guy says, "I can't hear you, I got a banana in my ear."
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« Reply #131 on: September 07, 2019, 12:18:16 AM »
I got a million of 'em.
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« Reply #132 on: September 07, 2019, 12:18:36 AM »
It was so cold last night, I fell out of bed and broke my pajamas.
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« Reply #133 on: September 07, 2019, 12:19:04 AM »
Guy came up to me on the street and said, "Hey mister, I haven't had a bite in days." So, I bit him.
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« Reply #134 on: September 07, 2019, 12:19:12 AM »
I gotta tell you.
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Re: CROSSING THE FINISH LINE
« Reply #135 on: September 07, 2019, 12:19:36 AM »
Page five is most unseemly, but I suppose we should move on and perhaps bitch-slap later.
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Re: CROSSING THE FINISH LINE
« Reply #136 on: September 07, 2019, 12:19:49 AM »
I am a majority of one.
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Re: CROSSING THE FINISH LINE
« Reply #137 on: September 07, 2019, 12:20:01 AM »
What am I, doing a monologue?
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