Okay, here's my last story about forgotten lines in a show. In 1990, I was in a local production of
Amadeus and the producer (TCB, it was Jeff Kingsbury of Capital Playhouse, friend of Shari O'Hare) was playing Salieri. That was the kind of show where just about everybody in the production had their scripts either hidden in their costumes (like me) or just off stage so that as soon as they got off stage, they could look and see what's coming up next. It was not a good production. But I digress. The night before we opened, the director (a tiny little old lady who was anything but demure) and Jeff were arguing with the lighting designer about the lighting design...specifically that it was sh*t. They were not pleased. At one point Ruthie (the director) yelled at the lighting designer, "JUST LIGHT THE F*CKING STAGE!!" Anyway, that night, Jeff and Misi (our fabulous stage manager) rehung all of the lights and totally redesigned it...over night! The next day (opening night), we had to hold the house and not let anyone in until about five before eight, because the lights weren't done. Finally, the show started. It was, to say the least, stressful.
Well, Jeff (as Salieri) had a monologue that bridged one scene to a another and he flubbed up a bit and was about to get back to where he was supposed to be (or so he said later

) but before he could, the guy playing Mozart came in and continued with the new (and wrong) scene. Jeff had no choice but to keep going. Everyone off and back stage were quickly going through their aforementioned scripts trying to find out where the guys went...FIFTEEN PAGES LATER we all caught up and continued on as best we could. The problem wasn't
just that FIFTEEN PAGES were cut out of the opening night performance, but that there were a couple of people in the show
whose only scenes were within those fifteen pages!! They took their bows, but didn't perform that night at all! That was in June. For Jeff's birthday (in September), I had those 15 pages of script photocopied and put onto a nightshirt with the title "The Mis-Carriage of Figaro." End of story.
