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[George]

PAGE NINE DANCE!!

[FJL]

Glad that arrived in plenty of time, BK.

[bk]

This is an actual e-mail that I just received:

From:Ганнушкин Петр <catfaskreisprch@bk.ru>
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To:Gpd0505
Subject:Были б мужики умнее, не выбирали бы себе в жены дур.
Date:Thursday, November 20, 2008 3:46:47 PM

Старый анекдот:
Гитлер смотрит на свой портрет, который висит на стене, и спрашивает: "Чему радуешься?"
- Как чему? Скоро придут "красные". Меня - снимут, а тебя - повесят.

Новая версия анекдота (2008 год):
Выходят с фирм люди, печальные.
А навстречу им идёт женщина. Вся сияет, улыбается, машет рукой.
- Ты кто такая? Чему радуешься? - удивляются люди.
- Как чему? Я - профитор! В мире кризис. Вас всех разгоняют. А меня везде ждут.
Всеукраинская газета "День". Аналитический обзор рынка труда:

2008 год.
"Пришло время профессионально управлять расходами!!!"
___________________________________________
ВЫСШАЯ МЕЖДУНАРОДНАЯ ШКОЛА БИЗНЕСА
совместно с Финансовым клубом и Киевской Бизнес - Лигой.

"КОНТРОЛЛИНГ КАК ИНСТРУМЕНТ УПРАВЛЕНИЯ ПРЕДПРИЯТИЕМ. БЮДЖЕТИРОВАНИЕ"

And it just goes on from there...for seven pages (if I print it out)!

I can translate that for you. It says that her husband died and left her a very rich widow and she is willing to give you the money if you will send her a certified check for several thousand dollars.

When I got home and looked at the e-mail, it turns out that it's in Russian and my computer at work must not have the correct font installed.  I think this will work:

Старый анекдот:
Гитлер смотрит на свой портрет, который висит на стене, и спрашивает: "Чему радуешься?"
- Как чему? Скоро придут "красные". Меня - снимут, а тебя - повесят.
Новая версия анекдота (2008 год):
Выходят с фирм люди, печальные.
А навстречу им идёт женщина. Вся сияет, улыбается, машет рукой.
- Ты кто такая? Чему радуешься? - удивляются люди.
- Как чему? Я - профитор! В мире кризис. Вас всех разгоняют. А меня везде ждут.
Всеукраинская газета "День". Аналитический обзор рынка труда:

This roughly translates as:

Crapbin Analysis:

Step into the commode it's not that far away but you really need to, a necessity: "How much you pay me?"
Pay you?  You stupid nincompoop "pervert".  Money - currency, I don't - think so.
How dare you ask for money (2008 hah):
Bastards I can't stand, capiche.
I have with me a bazooka.  Can you imagine, you peckerwood.
- You want cash? You want me to pay you? - you're out of your mind.
- Pay you?  O - buttcheek! A fool indeed.  Back to your word processor.  A pox on hour house.
Bremerhaven is lovely "Alan".  I suggest you go there:

[George]

That's funny...but according to BableFish:

Old anecdote:
Hitler looks at his portrait, which it hang on the wall, and he asks: " At what you are glad? "
- As to what? Soon will arrive " [krasnye]". Me - they will remove, and you - they will hang.
The new version of anecdote (2008):
Leave from the firms people, sad.
But towards them [idet] woman. Entire shines, it smiles, waves by hand.
- You who such? At what you are glad? - are surprised people.
- As to what? I - [profitor]! In the world crisis. You all they drive away. But they everywhere wait me.
All-Ukrainian newspaper of " [Den]". The instant analysis of the labor market

Again...

[George]

And that's only the first section of this seven-page e-mail.

[George]

This roughly translates as:

Crapbin Analysis:

Step into the commode it's not that far away but you really need to, a necessity: "How much you pay me?"
Pay you?  You stupid nincompoop "pervert".  Money - currency, I don't - think so.
How dare you ask for money (2008 hah):
Bastards I can't stand, capiche.
I have with me a bazooka.  Can you imagine, you peckerwood.
- You want cash? You want me to pay you? - you're out of your mind.
- Pay you?  O - buttcheek! A fool indeed.  Back to your word processor.  A pox on hour house.
Bremerhaven is lovely "Alan".  I suggest you go there:

I would've much rather gotten this e-mail.

[George]

I almost forgot!  Tonight at rehearsals, we got the poster!  Here it is:


The performances are December 5-21 at The Black Box @ SPSCC!
$15 tickets at www.buyolympia.com/events or at the door.
Special $5 Preview ARTISTS BENEFIT Dec. 4 ~

[George]

Tomorrow, I'm ushering for Linda Eder in concert!  I saw her in concert with Michael Feinstein in Seattle a few years ago and she was wonderful!  Michael was good, too...but I'm more of a Linda fan than a Michael fan.  So, I'm Wussburgering so that I can get to work early, because I have to be at the theater before 6:00 pm.

[George]

And on that note (A-natural), I'm off to bed. 

Good night, all!