In what has to be one of the most shameless publicity stunts since David Merrick, the Weisslers have announced that Sweet Charity WILL open after all, and the opening WILL be performed by Christina Applegate. Charlotte D'Amboise will play the first two weeks of previews. The opening has been pushed back to the beginning of May. Anyone who doesn't think that this was planned from the minute that Applegate injured herself, well, I have a lovely bridge you can buy.
They get great press (already happening), a miracle apparently takes place (Applegate going on and saving the day), and the critics get bamboozled by it all.
Here is what else I predict will occur prior to the opening: All of the "improvements" will be gone and the show will be what it always was. This has already been happening, but I predict that everything else that still hasn't been put back will be. They've already put back half the opening scene - next to come will be the opening song. They've already cut the new song that replaced I Love to Cry at Weddings. It was replaced with I Love to Cry at Weddings - BRILLIANT! And, I predict that The Rhythm of Life will soon have its original arrangement back. What am I, Criswell all of a sudden?
Mark my words.