Topic: SPOILER ALERT (Read 28759 times)

Matt H. · « **Reply #270 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:33:03 PM »

30 ROCK had a pretty good episode (just got around to watching last Thursday's episode tonight). There were certainly funny things, Alec Baldwin's compulsive eating was funny for sure.

Matt H. · « **Reply #271 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:33:53 PM »

[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]Page Ten Dance!!![/move]

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #272 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:35:07 PM »

"He slimed me."

-- "Ghostbusters"

Dan (the Man) · « **Reply #273 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:37:34 PM »

Hark! I hear the cannon's roar! Is it the king approaching?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #274 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:38:34 PM »

Ma Kettle: Pa, you're lazier than that old hound dog we used to have.
Pa Kettle: Which one?
Ma Kettle: The one that used to lean against the wall when she barked.

-- "Ma and Pa Kettle Back on the Farm"

Dan (the Man) · « **Reply #275 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:41:11 PM »

Hello, gorgeous.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #276 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:41:41 PM »

Vera: "I have an astronomical discovery for you. The man in the moon is a bitch."

-- "Mame"

Matt H. · « **Reply #277 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:42:18 PM »

OLD CHRISTINE was funny too with Clark Gregg getting a man crush on Blair Underwood, Julia Louis-Dreyfus' son preferring gymnastics and dancing to soccer (Dad wouldn't hear of it) and then finding three girls on his team that he wanted to kiss and call his wives.

Matt H. · « **Reply #278 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:43:39 PM »

And then CSI: MIAMI lost recurring cast member Rob Estes. I think the producers shamefully wasted his gifts on the show, so it's better than he's gone now. Maybe he can get a series that can use his talent as well as THE EVIDENCE did last season.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #279 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:43:39 PM »

Charlie Cowell: "Don't believe I caught your name."
Harold Hill: "Don't believe I dropped it."

-- "The Music Man"

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #280 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:44:44 PM »

Mrs. Shinn: " Now, George!"
Mayor Shinn: "Not one poop out of you, Madame!"
Mrs. Shinn: [turning to Zaneeta] "I think he means 'peep'!"

-- "The Music Man"

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #281 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:48:40 PM »

Fletcher Christian: "I believe I did what honour dictated and that belief sustains me, except for a slight desire to be dead which I'm sure will pass. "

-- "Mutiny on the Bounty"

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #282 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:50:36 PM »

[about Madame Petrova, a Russian ballerina]

Watson: "They say twelve men have died for her."
Holmes: "Really?"
Watson: "Six commited suicide, four were killed in duels and one fell out of the gallery of the Vienna Opera House."
Holmes: "That's only eleven."
Watson: "The man who fell from the gallery landed on top of another man in the orchestra."
Holmes: "That makes an even dozen... in a messy sort of way."

-- "The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes"

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #283 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:51:41 PM »

Watson: [the doorbell rings] "Were you expecting someone?"
Holmes: "Not at this time of night."
Watson: "Perhaps Mrs Hudson is entertaining."
Holmes: "I've never found her so."

-- "The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes"

Dan (the Man) · « **Reply #284 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:52:16 PM »

I've had two years to grow claws, mother. Jungle red!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #285 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:52:35 PM »

Quote from: Dan (the Man) on January 08, 2007, 08:41:11 PM

Hello, gorgeous.

Hi!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #286 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:53:28 PM »

Holmes: "Some of us are cursed with memories like flypaper. Stuck there is a staggering amount of miscellaneous data, most of it useless."

-- "The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes"

Matt H. · « **Reply #287 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:56:38 PM »

Honey: I love brandy, I really do!

George: I used to drink brandy.

Martha: You used to drink bergin, too.

George: Shut up, Martha!

Martha: Oops! Did he tell you about that?

Matt H. · « **Reply #288 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:57:00 PM »

Off to bed now.

Good night!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #289 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:58:24 PM »

From "Dynasty: The Reunion":

Samantha Josephine 'Sammy Jo' Dean Carrington Reece Fallmont: [to Alexis] "Weren't you my mother-in-law at one time?"

Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan: [to Sammy Jo] "Your days are numbered, bimbo."

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #290 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:01:37 PM »

From "Now Voyager":

Jerry: "Are you one of the Vales of Boston?"
Charlotte: "One of the lesser ones."

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #291 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:04:07 PM »

From "The Thin Man":

Nora Charles: "All right! Go ahead! Go on! See if I care! But I thinks it's a dirty trick to bring me all the way to New York just to make a widow of me."

Nick Charles: "You wouldn't be a widow long."

Nora Charles: "You bet I wouldn't!"

Nick Charles: "Not with all your money..."

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #292 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:05:51 PM »

From "The Thin Man":

Nora Charles: "How many drinks have you had? "

Nick Charles: "This will make six Martinis."

Nora Charles: [to the waiter] "All right. Will you bring me five more Martinis, Leo? Line them right up here. "

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #293 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:10:08 PM »

From "Torch Song Trilogy":

Ma: ""Friend-friend, or euphemism-friend?"
David: "He used to be a euphemism, now he's just a friend."

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #294 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:11:47 PM »

From "Topper Returns":

Eddie, the Chauffeur: "Pardon me, boss, but could I sort of inquire what we're going to the Carrington place for? "

Cosmo Topper: "To look for a body."

Eddie, the Chauffeur: "Better look for one for me, too, 'cause the one I'm using now is numb."

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #295 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:16:41 PM »

From "Out of Africa":

Karen Blixen: "If I know a song of Africa, of the giraffe and the African new moon lying on her back, of the plows in the fields and the sweaty faces of the coffee pickers, does Africa know a song of me? Will the air over the plain quiver with a color that I have had on, or the children invent a game in which my name is, or the full moon throw a shadow over the gravel of the drive that was like me, or will the eagles of the Ngong Hills look out for me?"

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #296 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:18:56 PM »

From "Outrageous Fortune":

Sandy: (after spending the night with Michael, Lauren comes into class with a dreamy smile on her face)"Oh, my... that kind of evening, huh?"

Lauren: "Well, not the kind you're used to; no money changed hands!"

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #297 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:24:27 PM »

Judge Maxwell: "You see this yellow pill?"

Bailiff: "Yes sir."

Judge Maxwell: "You know what it's for?"

Bailiff: "What, Judge?"

Judge Maxwell: "To remind me to take this BLUE pill!"

Bailiff: "What's the blue one for, Judge?"

Judge Maxwell: "I don't know. They're afraid to tell me."

-- "What's Up, Doc?"

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #298 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:27:49 PM »

Helen Lawson: "They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me."

-- "Valley of the Dolls"

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #299 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:33:22 PM »

Birdie: "What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end."

-- "All About Eve"

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