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Re:THE ANNUAL OSCAR BASH
« Reply #300 on: February 25, 2007, 02:42:38 PM »

Tonight during the Oscars I will be wearing jeans, t-shirt, and a jacket, as I will be trapping feral cats that live in the shed beside the church. The drinking club -- I mean service club -- next door has been feeding them, and I want to get them fixed before there are kittens.
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« Reply #301 on: February 25, 2007, 02:42:43 PM »

Porn - we're talking GOOD porn - I can get anywhere...

Is there really such a thing as GOOD porn??
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« Reply #302 on: February 25, 2007, 02:42:49 PM »

Naked, down to tiny G-strings. No body suits. A boring half hour of simulated sex, in five basic positions....
No one had a large G-string?  No wonder it was boring.
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« Reply #303 on: February 25, 2007, 02:42:54 PM »

Oh we could maek page 42, at least if tonight is the least bit interesting
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« Reply #304 on: February 25, 2007, 02:45:24 PM »

One of the bosses where I used to work was named Dick Genetelli.

One of the big honchos at Armco Steel in the 1970s was Dick Head.
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« Reply #305 on: February 25, 2007, 02:45:58 PM »

Wow Jennifer is on the roof by the Cinegrill sign....at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel where they gave a big party for Frances Farmer after her humm-illy-ation on THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
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« Reply #306 on: February 25, 2007, 02:46:19 PM »

One of the big onchos at Armco Steel in the 1970s was Dick Head.

What was his name?  ::)
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« Reply #307 on: February 25, 2007, 02:46:57 PM »

PUSH!
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« Reply #308 on: February 25, 2007, 02:47:34 PM »

Oh... Guess that "PUSH" wasn't really needed.
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« Reply #309 on: February 25, 2007, 02:48:59 PM »

...In Eurotrash opera productions, nudity is old-hat.  I think clothing is now the novelty.
But think of what it saves on the costuming budget!
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« Reply #310 on: February 25, 2007, 02:49:00 PM »

I have on black JeansWorks jeans, a blue short sleeved Breakdown squaretail shirt with gold thread checks, new white Hanes socks with gray toes & heels and my Tony Stewart boxers.
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« Reply #311 on: February 25, 2007, 02:49:50 PM »

If Jennifer was singing "live" why didn't we have the ambient traffic-outdoor sounds we got when Ryan interviewed her afterwards?  Huh?
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« Reply #312 on: February 25, 2007, 02:50:40 PM »

I'm wearing a swearshirt with "NEW YORK" on it and a pair of grey cotton pants and my slippers
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« Reply #313 on: February 25, 2007, 02:51:11 PM »

And there was a guy in my high school named Joe Kerr.  

I have a friend named Joe Kerr. He was a screenwriter in LA and now he's moved to Atlanta and is teaching film in college. (He's the guy whose class I spoke to last quarter.) His DP works at Turner. Wonder if it is the same Joe?
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« Reply #314 on: February 25, 2007, 02:52:19 PM »

Ooop.... I'm still here...

Wasn't I going to head out for a bit?
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« Reply #315 on: February 25, 2007, 02:52:31 PM »

Test message. Hope everything is working OK on this laptop.
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« Reply #316 on: February 25, 2007, 02:55:01 PM »

Hmmmm. The message went through fine, but I got thrown off the site!
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« Reply #317 on: February 25, 2007, 02:55:33 PM »

I have a friend named Joe Kerr. He was a screenwriter in LA and now he's moved to Atlanta and is teaching film in college. (He's the guy whose class I spoke to last quarter.) His DP works at Turner. Wonder if it is the same Joe?

How old is he?  He graduated high school in 1981 or 1982...maybe (but not as likely) in 1983.
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« Reply #318 on: February 25, 2007, 02:56:02 PM »

I've finally caught up with all the posts.  Now I need to get something to eat. :)
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« Reply #319 on: February 25, 2007, 02:56:57 PM »

But before I go...

Thank you dear guapo Jose.......and I'm still peeing myself over "Princess Kennedy"

By the way..... my porn/drag name turns out to be  Taffy Florence.

The name of the first cat that my sister and I had was Frisky (actually, we had four Friskys in a row ::)) and the earliest street name that I can remember (and my parents still live there) is Husky Way, so I'd be Frisky Husky.  That's appropriate, but it doesn't make sense.  If you use my current street name, I'd be Frisky Israel.  Or my current cat's name, Ebonie Israel.  I like Frisky Israel. ;D
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« Reply #320 on: February 25, 2007, 02:57:12 PM »

Hey, Mom, do we have any floop?
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« Reply #321 on: February 25, 2007, 02:57:14 PM »

And since food is downstairs, it won't take long. :)
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« Reply #322 on: February 25, 2007, 02:57:25 PM »

I haven't turned my TV  back on yet. I'm still doing little odd jobs around the house as I come back to the laptop.
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« Reply #323 on: February 25, 2007, 02:58:10 PM »

We thought we would practice the labyrinth design on the flat flan. We will probably bring it, too, since it may taste OK.

So here's Flan's Labyrinth, as suggested by FJL and decorated by Greg, he of the steady hand:
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« Reply #324 on: February 25, 2007, 02:58:46 PM »

I'm wearing a gray t-shirt, a white BIG RIVER sweatshirt, black sweatpants, white socks, and brown slippers.
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« Reply #325 on: February 25, 2007, 02:59:01 PM »

"God ignored the Holocaust, but He wanted 'Dreamgirls' to win the Tony."

I forget who said that, but I have a feeling we may hear something similar tonight.  Hope God isn't too busy, what with the world situation and all.
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« Reply #326 on: February 25, 2007, 02:59:46 PM »

Very nice flan, DR Edi!
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« Reply #327 on: February 25, 2007, 03:00:12 PM »

Flan's Lab looks like a Winner! to me!!!

DR GEORGE - there's always Frisky Way.
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« Reply #328 on: February 25, 2007, 03:00:40 PM »

Ten minutes to the Red Carpet.
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« Reply #329 on: February 25, 2007, 03:01:27 PM »

"God ignored the Holocaust, but He wanted 'Dreamgirls' to win the Tony."

I forget who said that, but I have a feeling we may hear something similar tonight.  Hope God isn't too busy, what with the world situation and all.

Jennifer Hudson has already intimated as much in the two acceptance speeches I've heard her give during the season. If she wins tonight, you can count on it.
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