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François

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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #210 on: April 14, 2007, 03:48:37 PM »

I'm waiting for the "Allons nous jamais atteindre la page 8?" phrase!!

Guy Haines is NOT Guy Haines, and all they care about is the next dreadful, bloody, *<##&  page!!
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« Reply #211 on: April 14, 2007, 03:49:16 PM »


Ah, la voilà la fichue page huit!

Have it YOUR way, Mr Haines!
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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #212 on: April 14, 2007, 03:49:25 PM »
Hello, Francois. I don't think we've ever been introduced.
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« Reply #213 on: April 14, 2007, 03:51:13 PM »
Quote from: Jeanne on April 14, 2007, 03:49:25 PM
Hello, Francois. I don't think we've ever been introduced.

Introduced, no! (I leave this one to TCB!!) but FOOLED yes!

All these years! Just can't believe it! :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #214 on: April 14, 2007, 03:51:13 PM »
You see, I'm giving you the Warm Shoulder, Francois.
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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #215 on: April 14, 2007, 03:52:14 PM »
fooled, DR Francois? Fooled by Mr BK?
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François

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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #216 on: April 14, 2007, 03:53:02 PM »
Quote from: Jeanne on April 14, 2007, 03:51:13 PM
You see, I'm giving you the Warm Shoulder, Francois.

Can I even trust you! Can I!

You might be Der Brucer for all I know!! ;)

You might even be DR Jane that has not posted in a while... which might explain why!

Guy Haines is Bruce! Who are they trying to con?!
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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #217 on: April 14, 2007, 03:53:22 PM »
You see, mon ami, there is so much BK to BK that it doesn't all fit into one person! He needs to be two people!
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François

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« Reply #218 on: April 14, 2007, 03:54:14 PM »
Quote from: Jeanne on April 14, 2007, 03:52:14 PM
fooled, DR Francois? Fooled by Mr BK?


Or Mr Haines! Haven't you read the forum today?????

thers' no Mr Haines! He does not exist! It's been Mr K. doing the singing all those years! Shameful!
« Last Edit: April 14, 2007, 03:55:53 PM by François »
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« Reply #219 on: April 14, 2007, 03:54:51 PM »
Quote from: Jeanne on April 14, 2007, 03:53:22 PM
You see, mon ami, there is so much BK to BK that it doesn't all fit into one person! He needs to be two people!

I won't comment on that! NO I won't! :D
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« Reply #220 on: April 14, 2007, 03:55:57 PM »
No, you are NOT Der Brucer! Entirely different personality!

And I am NOT DR Jane, not that there would be anything wrong with that. she and I have quite a few things in common, actually. But we are separate people, which BK can verify.
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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #221 on: April 14, 2007, 03:56:49 PM »
There is a lovely photo of Mr. Haines and I in the booklet from Haines His Way.  I will admit that we've slept together, but I'm afraid the details must remain discreet.  I must now buy a new hair dryer.  That, as we like to say in show business, is a segue.
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« Reply #222 on: April 14, 2007, 03:57:26 PM »

Mr Haines was just balloons (Pop!), baseball caps (Buzzz) or music sheets (Zing!) or microphones (Hello? Is anybody here?!)
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« Reply #223 on: April 14, 2007, 03:57:55 PM »
Must go now. My dinner is on the table.
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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #224 on: April 14, 2007, 03:59:17 PM »
Oh, hello, Bruce. We were just talking about you.
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François

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« Reply #225 on: April 14, 2007, 04:00:27 PM »
Quote from: bk on April 14, 2007, 03:56:49 PM
There is a lovely photo of Mr. Haines and I in the booklet from Haines His Way.  I will admit that we've slept together, but I'm afraid the details must remain discreet.  I must now buy a new hair dryer.  That, as we like to say in show business, is a segue.

You see! You see! There's something about a "hair dryer" after the one, two of them slept together (Wow!).... Oh.... I must cal the National Inquirer! I must!!
A hair raising story indeed! Quite a blow! A blow, I tell you!
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François

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« Reply #226 on: April 14, 2007, 04:01:49 PM »
Quote from: Jeanne on April 14, 2007, 03:59:17 PM
Oh, hello, Bruce. We were just talking about you.

Sure! Go ahead! Try to sweeten him up!! You're part of the scam I am sure! Can't trust anybody anymore!

"Hello! National Inquisitor?"
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François

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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #227 on: April 14, 2007, 04:02:57 PM »
Quote from: Jeanne on April 14, 2007, 03:57:55 PM
Must go now. My dinner is on the table.

And your dog claims that "his dinner is under the table"!

THATalso will be reported! >:(
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« Reply #228 on: April 14, 2007, 04:08:42 PM »
Quote from: bk on April 14, 2007, 12:12:16 PM
...It's a pretty open secret that Kimmel also appears on the recordings under the alter ego of Guy Haines...
Our esteemed BK would NEVER appear UNDER any alter ego.  It is well known that our esteemed BK is a top!
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« Reply #229 on: April 14, 2007, 04:11:51 PM »
Quote from: François on April 14, 2007, 02:29:22 PM
Yeah! ???

Next thing I know they'll tell us there's no Santa Claus and that my mother is the Queen of England! ;)
There is no sanity clause, and England has plenty of queens of it's own.
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There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace. We've got work to do.

François

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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #230 on: April 14, 2007, 04:14:21 PM »


Woody White!! There's a scandal!

(G. White's Scandals! Don't you love it!!)
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François

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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #231 on: April 14, 2007, 04:16:20 PM »
Quote from: S. Woody White on April 14, 2007, 04:08:42 PM
Our esteemed BK would NEVER appear UNDER any alter ego.  It is well known that our esteemed BK is a top!

Oh, yeah! A Top Banana in my book! Cheating on us like that!! :'(
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« Reply #232 on: April 14, 2007, 04:16:46 PM »
Quote from: François on April 14, 2007, 03:26:10 PM

Page of the 7 deadly virtues!

Guy Kimmel is Bruce Haines! UNbelievable!
You'd rather have "Val Kilmer is Moses!"???
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There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace. We've got work to do.

François

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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #233 on: April 14, 2007, 04:17:58 PM »
Quote from: S. Woody White on April 14, 2007, 04:08:42 PM
Our esteemed BK would NEVER appear UNDER any alter ego.  It is well known that our esteemed BK is a top!

Do YOU need to be excused by BK or what?? ;)
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« Reply #234 on: April 14, 2007, 04:18:10 PM »
TOD

I was part of a production that ended up in the category of "What were they thinking."  It was a production of Shakespeare's THE TEMPEST.  The director decided to set the show in the Louisiana Bayou, but nothing was ever mentioned in the play or the program to indicate the change.  He also invisioned Prospero as a Harry Anderson type character, who was good at magic.  He also used an original "bayou-style" score that actually sounded like an out of tune synthesizer.  I played Alonso, the King of Naples.  My court and I were Chicago gansters who were shipwrecked in a hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico.  I think!
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François

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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #235 on: April 14, 2007, 04:18:31 PM »
Quote from: S. Woody White on April 14, 2007, 04:16:46 PM
You'd rather have "Val Kilmer is Moses!"???

Can't have I other options?!
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François

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Re:DRAWING THE LINE
« Reply #236 on: April 14, 2007, 04:20:35 PM »
Quote from: S. Woody White on April 14, 2007, 04:16:46 PM
You'd rather have "Val Kilmer is Moses!"???

"Over" Charlton? Maybe! :o
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François

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« Reply #237 on: April 14, 2007, 04:22:03 PM »
Quote from: TCB on April 14, 2007, 04:18:10 PM
TOD

I was part of a production that ended up in the category of "What were they thinking."  It was a production of Shakespeare's THE TEMPEST.  The director decided to set the show in the Louisiana Bayou, but nothing was ever mentioned in the play or the program to indicate the change.  He also invisioned Prospero as a Harry Anderson type character, who was good at magic.  He also used an original "bayou-style" score that actually sounded like an out of tune synthesizer.  I played Alonso, the King of Naples.  My court and I were Chicago gansters who were shipwrecked in a hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico.  I think!

It was Shakespeare Meets the Godfather of Penzance!
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« Reply #238 on: April 14, 2007, 04:23:31 PM »
TOTD: - theatre

"The Woman In White" - a book crying out to NOT be turned into a musical.
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« Reply #239 on: April 14, 2007, 04:25:01 PM »
Quote from: François on April 14, 2007, 04:22:03 PM
It was Shakespeare Meets the Godfather of Penzance!


That is a kind description.
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