Hello, Francois. I don't think we've ever been introduced.
You see, I'm giving you the Warm Shoulder, Francois.
fooled, DR Francois? Fooled by Mr BK?
You see, mon ami, there is so much BK to BK that it doesn't all fit into one person! He needs to be two people!
There is a lovely photo of Mr. Haines and I in the booklet from Haines His Way. I will admit that we've slept together, but I'm afraid the details must remain discreet. I must now buy a new hair dryer. That, as we like to say in show business, is a segue.
Oh, hello, Bruce. We were just talking about you.
Must go now. My dinner is on the table.
...It's a pretty open secret that Kimmel also appears on the recordings under the alter ego of Guy Haines...
Yeah! Next thing I know they'll tell us there's no Santa Claus and that my mother is the Queen of England!
Our esteemed BK would NEVER appear UNDER any alter ego. It is well known that our esteemed BK is a top!
Page of the 7 deadly virtues!Guy Kimmel is Bruce Haines! UNbelievable!
You'd rather have "Val Kilmer is Moses!"
TODI was part of a production that ended up in the category of "What were they thinking." It was a production of Shakespeare's THE TEMPEST. The director decided to set the show in the Louisiana Bayou, but nothing was ever mentioned in the play or the program to indicate the change. He also invisioned Prospero as a Harry Anderson type character, who was good at magic. He also used an original "bayou-style" score that actually sounded like an out of tune synthesizer. I played Alonso, the King of Naples. My court and I were Chicago gansters who were shipwrecked in a hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico. I think!
It was Shakespeare Meets the Godfather of Penzance!