Good Evening!
Back from Westport.  Back from the show.
Good show.  Good audience.
And tomorrow we have two shows.  One at 4:00.  Then one at 8:00.  So, in the span of six and a half hours we will be presenting two performances of 
All About Us.  -I just wanna know who came up with that schedule?  We only get an hour and a half off between shows.  However, the upside is that because the break is less than two hours, the theatre is required to provide the between-show meal. 

But still... 4:00?  And then 8:00?