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« Reply #150 on: June 08, 2007, 10:34:07 AM »

I'm doing my Art As Lifework, Life As Artwork seminar -- actually, a three-part mini-version -- the next three Sundays, over in Eagle Rock, at The Blissful Soul book store. Scrambling to get the materials together, and catching up on the two weeks' worth of papers/reading I missed while i was lollygagging at the cabin...
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« Reply #151 on: June 08, 2007, 10:34:27 AM »

And, apparently, beginning Page 6!!!
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« Reply #152 on: June 08, 2007, 10:34:46 AM »

[discounting, of course, posts #140-143 today...]

Not a fan of number two humor?
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« Reply #153 on: June 08, 2007, 10:35:37 AM »

Oh, of course...

The Dance...

Although perhaps that's a false rhyme.
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« Reply #154 on: June 08, 2007, 10:36:38 AM »

Fancy, schmancy, underpantsy Page Six dancey
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« Reply #155 on: June 08, 2007, 10:36:57 AM »

and catching up on the two weeks' worth of papers/reading I missed while i was lollygagging at the cabin...

And, of course, the HHW posts...   :)
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« Reply #156 on: June 08, 2007, 10:37:01 AM »

UNDERPANTS is a very hard word to rhyme in a lyric...

supplants?
recants?

overchants
rubberants
robodance
notachance
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« Reply #157 on: June 08, 2007, 10:37:16 AM »

Twenty-three skidoody
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« Reply #158 on: June 08, 2007, 10:37:46 AM »

And, of course, the HHW posts...   :)


Gagging lollys is quite an accomplishment.
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« Reply #159 on: June 08, 2007, 10:37:50 AM »

Not a fan of number two humor?

Oh, I don't mind it at all!   :)

However, I don't know if you can count it as "high standards"!
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« Reply #160 on: June 08, 2007, 10:38:11 AM »

Twenty-three skidoody


LOL!

Rooty toot doody!
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« Reply #161 on: June 08, 2007, 10:38:49 AM »

Oh, I don't mind it at all!   :)

However, I don't know if you can count it as "high standards"!


Point taken.  I believe one should strive for an all-time high in scraping the bottom.
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« Reply #162 on: June 08, 2007, 10:38:58 AM »

Off to doody day's chores...
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« Reply #163 on: June 08, 2007, 10:39:35 AM »

Nize ta seeya...
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« Reply #164 on: June 08, 2007, 10:39:50 AM »

Off to doody day's chores...


I bid you adoody!
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« Reply #165 on: June 08, 2007, 10:41:53 AM »

and he was traumatized by blue balls forever after...
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« Reply #166 on: June 08, 2007, 10:43:35 AM »

You could say that DR PennyO is adoodicating her seminar...
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« Reply #167 on: June 08, 2007, 10:43:59 AM »

Can't think of a decent rhyme for underpants.
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« Reply #168 on: June 08, 2007, 10:45:00 AM »

In Yiddish, i believe the word for underpants is "gotkes" and that rhymes with "latkes."
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« Reply #169 on: June 08, 2007, 10:46:45 AM »

From the Yiddish glossary at bubbygram.com:

Gotkes: (got-kiss) long johns; warm winter underwear ("Shpatziring in Our Gotkes" is the Yiddish version of that favorite goyishe holiday carol, "Walking in Our Winter Underwear.")
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« Reply #170 on: June 08, 2007, 10:51:54 AM »

Lollygagging At The Cabin is the title of my new science fiction novel.
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« Reply #171 on: June 08, 2007, 10:55:42 AM »

The phone rang and awakened me from a rather horrid dream.  Imagine my surprise when I was told it was ten-thirty.  I haven't slept until ten-thirty for three decades I'd guess.  I think I needed it, plus I ended up not going to sleep until after two because I got involved watching a DVD of Banacek shows.  Needless to say, I'm now way behind and have a looming rehearsal at noon.  I'm still hoping to jog prior to it, because I know I won't want to jog after it.  I may try to push my Kevin Spirtas meeting to tomorrow or Monday.
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« Reply #172 on: June 08, 2007, 10:58:54 AM »

My dream involved waking up and going into the living room and noticing the piano was missing.  I then ran to my den, where everything was missing, then the kitchen, where the phone was gone, as well as my wallet, then I noticed all the paintings had been removed, too.  I went to call the police but, of course, had no phone (the cell phone was gone, too).  And it went downhill from there, and it was one of those hyper realistic dreams.

Prior to that, I'd had a dream that I was in court with the bad people and they'd apparently done some new frivolous lawsuit and the Judge told them they'd lost the case and he was tired of frivolous lawsuits and they were going to jail.  I know where that one came from - yesterday's rant about Miss Hilton.
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« Reply #173 on: June 08, 2007, 11:05:17 AM »

Tra la la BOOM dee ay
I'll take your pants away.
And while you're standing there
I'll take your underwear
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« Reply #174 on: June 08, 2007, 11:05:59 AM »

Underwear is MUCH easier to rhyme than underpants.

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« Reply #175 on: June 08, 2007, 11:10:25 AM »

The Dream-O-Matic 6000 does tell us that dreams of having possessions stolen is a sign that we are being a bit too free with our talents or other life gifts.  
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« Reply #176 on: June 08, 2007, 11:10:46 AM »

DR Ben, glad that your presentation went well yesterday, and that you didn't encounter any serious transportation problems.

Yes, the Merritt Parkway [CT 15] is quite lovely.  It is one of the oldest parkways in the US, and is designated a National Scenic Byway.  The only problem is - it [and its entrance and exit ramps] was not designed for speeds of 60-90 miles per hour.  Which doesn't stop people from doing so.  I drive it every day, and try not to take the vistas for granted!
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« Reply #177 on: June 08, 2007, 11:15:23 AM »

There are many rhymes for underpants if you're rhyming the final syllable - pants.

I may do many rants
While wearing my underpants
I occasionally get ants
Crawling in my underpants
If by chance
My underpants
Should be revealed and you get a glance
I'll do a dance
In my underpants
I like to prance
In my underpants

And so on...

You can even do rhymes using the first syllable and keeping the "pants" the same, as in:

My underpants
Are wonder pants
They're bright and blue
And never torn asunder pants
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« Reply #178 on: June 08, 2007, 11:17:40 AM »

The chorus chants
In its underpants
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« Reply #179 on: June 08, 2007, 11:18:15 AM »

And I get grants
In my underpants
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