To the tune of the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil"
Let me proudly introduce myself...
Hi, my name is Mz Karen and I used to be a HHW gratuitous poster many, many postings ago...You thought you were rid of me, but I'm BAAA-CKKK! And I expect, no, make that demand, a flurry of frenzied postings welcoming me back -- postings like "Mz Karen, my darling, youhave been missed terribly" "Things were never the same once you left us" "Don't you ever pull that stunt again" etc., etc.