Well, off to get coffee and find a gift for Chris.
Then it will be time to don my protective gear (shoulder pads, helmet, knee and elbow pads) and do that dangerous task called the laundry
A lady was doing the laundry in the basement of her home. Her son had left his football helmet there and she wanted to take it upstairs to his room.
She noticed the housedress she was wearing needed washed, so she took it off and threw it in the washer. Her hands were full with clothes that needed ironing, so sans dress and with the helmet on her head, she started up the stairs, only to meet the meter reader as he started down the stairs.
She stopped for a moment, flustered, only to hear the man say:
"I don't know what game you're playing, lady, but I hope your team wins."