Topic: WHAT CARE I FOR TINSEL AND GLAMOUR? (Read 54118 times)

bk · « **on:** September 10, 2007, 09:08:06 PM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes had glamour but not a lot of tinsel, and now it is time for you to post until the cows come home - they're quoting their favorite line from Cowsablanca.

bk · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:10:51 PM »

And the word of the day is: REPINE!

FJL · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:18:47 PM »

Wow, the new topic is open but I have a whole day to catch up on! Been a taxing day, full of - well - taxes.

FJL · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:36:04 PM »

Whew! Finally caught up. Noticed I missed the chance to say:

FJL · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:36:36 PM »

And one for collards

FJL · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:37:02 PM »

And did anyone say; Hey Big Spider

FJL · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:37:52 PM »

Fetid fees are among my favorite dishes, but they're best served cold.

FJL · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:42:32 PM »

"And I'll bet your chest is hairy and in summer fetid with sun oil" - isn't that a (mangled) expression from the play SLOTH

FJL · « **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:43:01 PM »

SLOTH is of course the past tense of SLEUTH.

FJL · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:43:21 PM »

I wish everything tense were in the past.

FJL · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:45:49 PM »

PRESENT TENTS - that should be name of a movie about something, shouldn't it?

FJL · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:50:27 PM »

The minutes you crawled in the joint
I could see that you were far from extinction
A real big spider
So creepy, so repined
I really wish you'd leave because I'd like to unwind

So let me get right to the door
I don't scream like Bjork for every pest I see
Hey big spider

(I have no place to go with this, so let's say I hope it's not an ode to Miss Karen's sublet.)

Cillaliz · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2007, 10:00:03 PM »

Hello Fred, just checking in before I go catch some zs

Cillaliz · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2007, 10:00:45 PM »

Boo is telling me it's time for bed....gotta go....night, sleep tight,,

Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges..

td · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2007, 10:01:58 PM »

TOD:

"If it isn't aspic, it doesn't gel." - PSYCHO

"If the woman up there is Mrs Bates, who's that woman buried out in Greenlawn cemetery?" - PSYCHO

"Just as I thought, 'Practically perfect in every way.'" - MARY POPPINS

"It was the boogeyman." - HALLOWEEN

"Well, nobody's perfect." - SOME LIKE IT HOT

"I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop." - SOME LIKE IT HOT

"Thy mother mated with a scorpion." - LAWRENCE OF ARABIA

"They're here already! You're next! You're next, You're next... " - INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS

Almost every single laugh line in WHAT'S UP DOC, but I think that I laughed hardest, for no apparent reason, at:
"Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of... tile."

"I'm the girl who works for Paramount all day, and Fox all night." - some Mae West movie. . maybe MYRA BRECKENRIDGE

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #15 on:** September 10, 2007, 10:45:04 PM »

Welcome home, Tomovoz.

I can't like them sipers, either.

Tomovoz · « **Reply #16 on:** September 10, 2007, 10:57:28 PM »

Thanks Laura.

I certainly will not sleep in the same room (knowingly) as a huntsman spider . They move with frightening speed - in any direction. They do not use a web to catch their prey. They are hunters!

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #17 on:** September 10, 2007, 11:46:45 PM »

Tom,

The HHW gang sure treated you with kid gloves on your return; "DP Colin's Sister-in-lay..." went unremarked.

der Brucer

George · « **Reply #18 on:** September 10, 2007, 11:50:17 PM »

I know it's not the line itself that's funny, but the whole situation in "What's Up, Doc?," but my favorite line is:

"Hello, Daddy."

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #19 on:** September 10, 2007, 11:53:39 PM »

Quote from: td on September 10, 2007, 10:01:58 PM

"I'm the girl who works for Paramount all day, and Fox all night." - some Mae West movie. . maybe MYRA BRECKENRIDGE

It's from her last film SEXTETTE which also brought us "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #20 on:** September 11, 2007, 12:02:03 AM »

• World's Tallest Fountain
Fountain Hills, Ariz.: You probably wouldn't associate over 100 million gallons of water with the Phoenix area. Yet just east of Scottsdale, you'll find the town of Fountain Hills and its claim to fame in Fountain Park Lake, the "World's Tallest Fountain." Built in 1970, it shoots 560 feet skyward for 15 minutes every hour between 9AM and 9PM daily.

And DearReaerLaura wants us to believe they have a draught!

der Brucer

George · « **Reply #21 on:** September 11, 2007, 12:04:57 AM »

'What's Up, Doc?" again: Don't you dare strike that brave, unbalanced woman!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #22 on:** September 11, 2007, 12:13:54 AM »

Quote from: George on September 11, 2007, 12:04:57 AM

'What's Up, Doc?" again: Don't you dare strike that brave, unbalanced woman!

Eunice: "What are you doing with those rocks? Those are Howard Bannister's rocks!"

Howard: "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Judy: "That is the dumbest thing I ever heard."

George · « **Reply #23 on:** September 11, 2007, 12:17:02 AM »

Hugh: Don't touch me, I'm a doctor.
Judge Maxwell: Of what?
Hugh: Music.
Judge Maxwell: Can you fix a hi-fi?
Hugh: No, sir.
Judge Maxwell: Then shut up!

George · « **Reply #24 on:** September 11, 2007, 12:18:52 AM »

Eunice: And these men tried to molest me.
Judge Maxwell: That's...
[looks at Eunice]
Judge Maxwell: unbelievable.

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #25 on:** September 11, 2007, 12:26:36 AM »

TOD

Put... the candle... back!

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #26 on:** September 11, 2007, 12:29:17 AM »

GOOD SPOT FOR AN HHW GET-TOGETHER

• National Freshwater Fishing Hall of Fame & Museum
Hayward, Wis.: Hayward is known for hosting the Lumberjack World Championships and the Birkebeiner cross-country ski marathon. But for a more sedate attraction, try the National Freshwater Fishing Hall of Fame & Museum, built in 1976. Billed as a "shrine to anglers," you can spend hours taking in displays like the "Hall of Outboard Motors."
Cool fact: You have to love the giant Muskie.

der Brucer

DERBRUCER · « **Reply #27 on:** September 11, 2007, 01:07:03 AM »

Going to pieces over you!

THE STORY HERE

der Brucer

Tomovoz · « **Reply #28 on:** September 11, 2007, 01:28:05 AM »

Quote from: DERBRUCER

And DearReaerLaura wants us to believe they have a draught!

der Brucer

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Proof reading is more difficult for DRs in their later years (and I am very much one).

Thanks Der Brucer.

Actually the sister-in-"lay" is the widow of DP Colin's step brother. No wonder I'm confused

singdaw · « **Reply #29 on:** September 11, 2007, 01:50:53 AM »

I see that the board is ranging far and wide already this morning, thanks in no small part to DR dB!

News:

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