Everyone grab your tap shoes (it will sound much better if they're from Brooklyn). Come on, come on -- everybody out on the stage. Don't be shy -- don't worry, DR Edi, you'll do just fine, we're gonna keep it simple... Come on, come on, hurry up, everybody! Tall folks on the back row, short folks in front. (Clears throat) DR SingSong? ... DR SingSong! Back row, please...No, you can't be front row center...Because you'll be blocking DR Jane... DR Jose, you need to put the Levain cookies down....You can finish them when we're done...No, we don't have time for you to go get everyone a piece of Monkey cake right now. Laters!... What is it now, DR Ron? Yes, I know it's early and we'd all like to get back into our nice, warm beds, but we've got to do this for bk's BD... Yes, we realize you're taking a day of your vacation to do this, and we thank you ever so much, so please, in your spot...Okay folks, listen up: Snarkiness Begone! Places everyone! It's BK's Birthday! That's it! Get into the bd spirit! Line up, line up! Okay, it looks great. Now, it's Show Time! Ssssh! He's here! Let's all do The BK Birthday Tap (to the tune of The Brain Tap)!
"Tah-tah ...-tah-tah-tah-tah, Again!
Happy birthday, hap-hap-py birthday
BK!
BK!
Happy Birthday, ha-ha-py birthday
BK!
BK!
Today's the day -- the ol' man is turning sixty
Yes indeedy -- he's really turning sixty
Tap, tap, tap -- did we sing he's turning sixty?
Let's all do The Birthday Tap!
WOW!"