Tales From the Aggrieved:
At my exes funeral, my sister-in-law informed everyone that my daughter had told me not to attend the funeral because my younger son did not want me there. Well, I suspect my son did not want me there, but I also doubt he expressed that to his sister. I know damn well she never expressed any such thing to me! Needless to say son's wife had a hissy fit and was railing on and on at my daughter (who was NOT a happy camper).
Truth be told, I told my daughter I'd just as soon not go, but if she would be more comfortable, I would be pleased to attend and be on my best behavior.
der Brucer
More hilarity ensues: non one can find the will; not a single one of the heirs of the alleged will was happy with the announced contents - every heir is happier with an intestate proceeding!
Makes me wonder what other ashes were in the urn?