[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]MAY MUCH LEG BREAKAGE[/move]
[move=right,scroll,6,transparent,100%](Figuratively only, of course)[/move]
[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]OCCUR FOR TONIGHT'S[/move]
[move=right,scroll,6,transparent,100%]What If? A Musical Revue!![/move]