I must be in the minority - I simply don't watch that much television these days. Heroes, Studio 60, Lost, Ugly Betty, Doctor Who. Five shows that I consider "must see." And it won't kill me if I miss one or two on occasion.
I've got books to read. DVDs to watch. Work and cooking to do. Doggies to hug.
(Oh, esteemed BK - your tome, How to Write a Dirty Book, is currently on der Brucer's night table. Good news - he does not have a notebook next to it, listing typos.)