MusicGuy - Thanks.
APPLAUSE parodies are actually quite common on the internet. There was a site where some of us were working up a parody of Eve Harrington's Halloween number, in honor of the new London production of Equus starring Daniel Radcliffe.
Remember that Halloween where you were nine
You wore a Phar Lap costume of your own design
Well, look at you know
And daddy said go wash your face, you look like a horse
That's what he said, of course
And now onstage my moon is ready to shine
remember that Halloween when I was nine
Well, damn you, JK Rowling, look at your litttle Harry now
It went on, and it was a group effort, but you get the idea.