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Adriana Patti

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Re:THE APRIL FOOLS
« Reply #360 on: April 01, 2007, 11:01:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Karen on April 01, 2007, 05:49:09 PM
..What kind of Girl Scout Cookies? (makes a difference as to whether I should be envious or not...)...

Are they made from real girl scouts?

( an addams family reference which makes sense if you read the rest of the page about cousin It, but I am hours and pages late and very tired.)
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« Reply #361 on: April 01, 2007, 11:02:20 PM »
wow, thats a bad way to start a page....
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« Reply #362 on: April 01, 2007, 11:02:57 PM »
only 35 posts from my first milestone....
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« Reply #363 on: April 01, 2007, 11:03:23 PM »
Did my rambling post scare everyone off from posting?
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« Reply #364 on: April 01, 2007, 11:03:43 PM »
Who would have thought I would start a frenzy
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« Reply #365 on: April 01, 2007, 11:04:27 PM »
The party looked lovely, I wish I could have been there to meet those I don't know and give big hugs to Larry
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« Reply #366 on: April 01, 2007, 11:11:40 PM »
Quote from: Adriana Patti on April 01, 2007, 11:01:53 PM
( an addams family reference which makes sense if you read the rest of the page about cousin It, but I am hours and pages late and very tired.)

It's not It it's Itt.

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« Reply #367 on: April 01, 2007, 11:12:37 PM »
Quote from: elmore3003 on April 01, 2007, 09:44:41 PM
I don't recall burning ears, just a buzzing pain; I thought it was from talking to DR MBarnum on the telephone.  It has been scientifically proven that talking to him for five minutes lowers your IQ and sets your heart afire for a physique magazine AND a velvet painting.


That is so not true DR Elmore...framed paint-by-numbers of horses, barns, and kittens perhaps, but not velvet paintings.
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« Reply #368 on: April 01, 2007, 11:15:07 PM »
Quote from: elmore3003 on April 01, 2007, 09:56:57 PM



There are also rumors that DR Cason may be heading east to take up a space on my floor, since acting is appreciated much more in Manhattan than in Hollywood.  No dates have been set yet.



What do you mean Cason gets the floor??? How come HE doesn't have to stay on the fire escape like I do?
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« Reply #369 on: April 01, 2007, 11:28:03 PM »
Quote from: MBarnum on April 01, 2007, 11:15:07 PM
What do you mean Cason gets the floor??? How come HE doesn't have to stay on the fire escape like I do?
Perhaps Cason does "needy" better than you?

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« Reply #370 on: April 01, 2007, 11:33:57 PM »
Hello, fellow Dear Readers.

It has been a terrible weekend. We (the DKids and I) drove up to Las Vegas for the weekend. The trip was pretty uneventful, until a security guard approached me about taking photos of the ceiling. I tried to explain about the casino carpet and casino ceiling photos, but he thought I was crazy. So, long story short, police were called, I was put in handcuffs, and taken to the psych ward for evaluation.
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« Reply #371 on: April 01, 2007, 11:35:22 PM »
What's the casino carpet and casino ceiling photos and why did they think you were crazy?
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« Reply #372 on: April 01, 2007, 11:35:36 PM »
Will we never get to page fourteen?
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« Reply #373 on: April 01, 2007, 11:56:08 PM »
Quote from: MBarnum on April 01, 2007, 11:12:37 PM
but not velvet paintings.

This is not an MBarnum original?



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« Reply #374 on: April 01, 2007, 11:58:25 PM »
Quote from: DearReaderLaura on April 01, 2007, 11:33:57 PM
I was put in handcuffs, and taken to the psych ward for evaluation.

Have you photos of their ceiling?

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« Reply #375 on: April 02, 2007, 12:01:37 AM »
Quote from: Ginny on April 01, 2007, 07:37:55 PM
Do I see a new avatar, DR TCB?

That's a very good picture, TCB!
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« Reply #376 on: April 02, 2007, 12:01:59 AM »
DearReaderLaura:

Will Sandra be testifying for the Prosecution or the Defense?

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« Reply #377 on: April 02, 2007, 12:02:56 AM »
Quote from: Cillaliz on April 01, 2007, 09:06:30 PM
I have big news!  I got a call tonight telling me that the person who won the bid for weatherperson for a day in an auction a couple weeks ago never got back to the people at the auction, so they decided to give it to the person with the second high bid....ME!   So at some time in the not to distant future, I will be going to KTIV TV and training with the weather people and then doing the weather at noon on that day. What a kick!   I'm really looking forward to this.  Being a weather person is one of my nerdy fantasies.

Congratulations!  You will send copies of the tape to those of us who would like to see it, won't you?? :)
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« Reply #378 on: April 02, 2007, 12:12:38 AM »
Quote from: Cillaliz on April 01, 2007, 09:06:30 PM
Being a weather person is one of my nerdy fantasies.  


I wonder if having a lawyer do the weather will make the forecasts more or less believable?

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Nightmares of Nancy Grace as a nightly weather girl 8)
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Re:THE APRIL FOOLS
« Reply #379 on: April 02, 2007, 12:18:28 AM »
Quote from: TCB on April 01, 2007, 07:36:53 PM
If I were you - I wouldn't ask!
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And if I were you, I would ask.....you say tomato, I say tamato....

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« Reply #380 on: April 02, 2007, 12:23:38 AM »
Quote from: Miss Karen on April 02, 2007, 12:18:28 AM
I say tamato....

I know...whatza tamato with you?

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Re:THE APRIL FOOLS
« Reply #381 on: April 02, 2007, 12:25:50 AM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on April 01, 2007, 11:11:40 PM
It's not It it's Itt.

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Itt'snot?
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« Reply #382 on: April 02, 2007, 12:26:47 AM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on April 02, 2007, 12:23:38 AM
I know...whatza tamato with you?

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I don't know..whatza tomato to you?
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« Reply #383 on: April 02, 2007, 12:28:42 AM »
and it is April Fool's Day I guess.
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« Reply #384 on: April 02, 2007, 12:31:15 AM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on April 02, 2007, 12:12:38 AM
I wonder if having a lawyer do the weather will make the forecasts more or less believable?

der Brucer


or more or less confusing...may need my lawyer present to look it over...
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Re:THE APRIL FOOLS
« Reply #385 on: April 02, 2007, 12:33:59 AM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on April 01, 2007, 11:56:08 PM
This is not an MBarnum original?



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Another new avatar, der Brucer?  Make up your mind.....oh wait, I just read the cutline..never mind...
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Re:THE APRIL FOOLS
« Reply #386 on: April 02, 2007, 12:35:09 AM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on April 02, 2007, 12:01:59 AM
DearReaderLaura:

Will Sandra be testifying for the Prosecution or the Defense?

der Brucer


Lucky for me, there were no charges filed. I just have to take the medication and I should be all right.
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« Reply #387 on: April 02, 2007, 12:37:33 AM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on April 01, 2007, 12:39:11 PM
Tim Burton has announced that Sanjaya Malakar will play Tobias in the film of Sweeney Todd.

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LOL....

I also corrected your spelling error! Buton ...
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Re:THE APRIL FOOLS
« Reply #388 on: April 02, 2007, 12:47:02 AM »
Quote from: DearReaderLaura on April 02, 2007, 12:35:09 AM
Lucky for me, there were no charges filed. I just have to take the medication and I should be all right.

Are you allowed visitors?  Or should we just send flowers (or a "cake" with a "surprise" inside -- use the old pillow under the blanket trick -- we're waiting on the outside with the engine running and can make a run for the border....)
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« Reply #389 on: April 02, 2007, 12:51:29 AM »
Well...since we're so close. ::)
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