Topic: VICK'S INHALER (Read 91890 times)

elmore3003 · « **Reply #180 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:15:50 PM »

Quote from: Jane on February 06, 2008, 12:07:28 PM

DR elmore, I find the $10 inheritance funny. Of course I hope they don't ever have the opportunity to hear the reading of the will.

Money in the mail vibes!

Lady M's so evil, the bitch will live forever.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #181 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:15:53 PM »

Oh! Since it is Ask BK (quasi-Ask DR) Day...

Do you think it's appropriate to use a song that contains a couple of profanities in it for an audition?

For a Disney audition?

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #182 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:17:03 PM »

Thank You, DR Jane.

elmore3003 · « **Reply #183 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:19:14 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on February 06, 2008, 12:15:53 PM

Oh! Since it is Ask BK (quasi-Ask DR) Day...

Do you think it's appropriate to use a song that contains a couple of profanities in it for an audition?

For a Disney audition?

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why the hell not?

Actually, it shows how dumb a lot of would-be performers are. Makes you appreciate the smart ones.

I'll be curious to hear how La Ebersole is tonight. Should be fine since the show's all about her.

Ginny · « **Reply #184 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:22:23 PM »

Calming vibes for DR Jose!

S. Woody White · « **Reply #185 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:22:33 PM »

Quote from: Ben on February 06, 2008, 06:12:21 AM

Interesting article from Michael Riedel about

Randy Quaid

Seems he has been disciplined for his behavior during the out-of-town tryout of Lone Star Love (which closed in Seattle). Looks like the entire cast found his behavior "less than professional"

Isn't this the doofus who sued the makers of Brokeback Mountain for more money when the film proved to be a hit? Or worse?

Ben · « **Reply #186 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:30:10 PM »

Quote from: S. Woody White on February 06, 2008, 12:22:33 PM

Isn't this the doofus who sued the makers of Brokeback Mountain for more money when the film proved to be a hit? Or worse?

Yep, same guy. Said he was "misled" about the status of the film.

S. Woody White · « **Reply #187 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:32:41 PM »

Quote from: MBarnum on February 06, 2008, 08:20:35 AM

"Bill, please, it's my turn to rub my bosco!"

S. Woody White · « **Reply #188 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:38:59 PM »

Re: rescued dogs

Let us not forget how Bonnie and Buster showed up on our doorstep three weeks before we set out to drive here to Delaware from Long Beach, CA. If we hadn't brought them in, who knows what would have happened to them. And, frankly, Buster is the best canine buddy I have ever had. (Bonnie, being the princess, understands that I am a part of her realm, and allows me to pat her on the private parts when she offers them.)

Jane · « **Reply #189 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:39:20 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on February 06, 2008, 12:15:50 PM

Lady M's so evil, the bitch will live forever.

My sister didn't, but then maybe she was much kinder than Lady M, just not always to me.

Jane · « **Reply #190 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:41:08 PM »

I can't believe I posted that. I'm tempted to take it back, but I'm only understating the sad truth.

DearReaderLaura · « **Reply #191 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:46:08 PM »

Our best dog, Roxie, was from the Humane Society. I am convinced that she was left there because of the shedding of the undercoat, which was massive. She was a great dog.

S. Woody White · « **Reply #192 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:48:54 PM »

Time to get to the job. Won't be off until 10:30 tonight, then I'm back at the registers at 9:00 tomorrow morning.

So I might not be back tonight.

The thing is, unlike some whiners around here, I like my job.

I'll be back here when I can get here.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #193 on:** February 06, 2008, 12:56:41 PM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on February 06, 2008, 12:15:53 PM

Oh! Since it is Ask BK (quasi-Ask DR) Day...

Do you think it's appropriate to use a song that contains a couple of profanities in it for an audition?

For a Disney audition?

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Don't tell us someone sang "Tits and Ass"!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #194 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:00:46 PM »

Quote from: elmore3003 on February 06, 2008, 12:01:24 PM

The new will is signed; the Macbeths get $10.00 for their kindness. $10.00, no more, no less.

Still no money from my cabaret lady. Damn!

You should have a codicil added to your will that instructs your executor to send the MacBeth's their inheritance C.O.D....and send it "next-day" so they'll have to pay about $26 to receive it!

singdaw · « **Reply #195 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:03:22 PM »

DR RLP - I've said this before, but...

I like the way you think!

singdaw · « **Reply #196 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:04:25 PM »

***CALMING & NETWORKING VIBES***

in advance to DR JoseSPiano for tomorrow morning

George · « **Reply #197 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:05:30 PM »

Quote from: JRand57 on February 06, 2008, 05:32:06 AM

Looks like a great season, DR GEORGE, some of my favorite musicals! Lots of work for everybody!

I think so! I don't know how many (if any) I'll be able to see, though. $:-\$ Hopefully, at least one or two.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #198 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:08:06 PM »

It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines.

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

George · « **Reply #199 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:08:14 PM »

~~~Screwed Ankle Vibes for DR Kerry!!~~

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #200 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:10:19 PM »

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #201 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:11:09 PM »

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Matt H. · « **Reply #202 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:11:41 PM »

Quote from: Jeanne on February 06, 2008, 09:09:59 AM

Did someone here mention the film THE GHOST TRAIN recently? Maybe MattH?

No, not I.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #203 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:11:51 PM »

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

George · « **Reply #204 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:13:00 PM »

Quote from: JMK on February 06, 2008, 08:29:43 AM

We feel the same way about BeeGee, our "rescue" dog, who is without a doubt the sweetest, most "personality"-ful (is that a word? well it should be!) dog we've ever had. We're assuming a student got him as a puppy and then abandoned him at the end of the school year. Adding to the mystery is that he was apparently shot somewhere along the line--there's a pellet lodged in his chest region.

When we lived in Colorado (when I was between 7 and 10 years old), we found a stray cat and named him Spot (he was mostly white with three heart-shaped spots on his back). Quite a few years after we moved here to Washington, he got sick and my parents took him to the vet. They did X-rays and found five BBs in his body! And since they couldn't find any entrance wounds, they figured that they had to have been there for many years...even before we found him. He lived a good, long life with us.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #205 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:14:15 PM »

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.

He sees a sign that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead".

Before he knows it, however, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.

Cars get backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car arrived.

The officer got out of his car and walked to the truck driver, put his hands on his hips and said, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver replied, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Matt H. · « **Reply #206 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:14:58 PM »

Until a couple of hours ago when it started drizzling, it was another gorgeous day. Folks jogging in shorts and t-shirts. Amazing for early February.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #207 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:16:35 PM »

(And the best of the six "Best Smart-Ass Remarks of 2007"):

A college teacher reminded her class of the next day's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it! No other excuses, whatsoever!"

A guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class was reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said:

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Matt H. · « **Reply #208 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:17:42 PM »

While I finished cooking and earing lunch, I watched the season 4 finale of NCIS. I remembered parts of the episode but not other parts, so it was nice to revisit again.

Lauren Holly is one of the worst actresses on television.

Tomovoz · « **Reply #209 on:** February 06, 2008, 01:17:56 PM »

Reminder for the Nancy Boys!

February 12th is the release date of the LaMott DVD.

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