Speaking of Bond, I quite enjoyed the James Bond parody they did on Deep Space Nine--"Bashir--Julian Bashir." In fact, I think Malcom McDowell's nephew Alexander Siddig (aka Siddig El Fadil) would make a quite credible Bond, although they would have to explain his Sudanese ancestry. For those of you who are not Star-Trek-obsessed like me, I will add that this episode involved all of the main characters trapped in a holodeck simulation of a Bond story, and after fighting the megalomaniac villain at every turn, Bashir realized that the one way to escape was simply to give up and let him destroy the (virtual) world.
Actually, I liked that episode quite a bit too, but it was actually titled "Our Man Bashir", and obvious
Flint reference. I especially enjoyed the name of one of Barshir's conquests in the episode, Mona Lovesit. (Obviously, since I felt obliged to correct you, I'm more
Star Trek-obssessed than yourself. God, I'm so hopeless.)
And I agree...Mr. Siddig would make a terrific James Bond. As to his Sudanese-ness...so what? Why would they bother having to explain it? I mean, if Bond can be played by half-a-dozen different guys without bothering to explain why he looks quite a bit different from movie to movie, I think people would be perfectly happy to accept a Bond of a slightly different skin tone.
And on the subject of different skin tones....
There was a rumor floating 'round the net a few months ago that Beyonce Knowles was being considered for the new Lois Lane in the latest Superman movie. Now, I don't have a problem with LL being African-American, but I'd at least like her to be played by a DECENT actress.....
There was a Bond-ripoff movie called
Operation Kid Brother, which starred Neal Connery (yep, Sean's brother!) as the superspy. And a lot of the cast of the Bond movies showed up in it, too. It's a piece of crap. But for some oddball reason I've yet to put my finger on, I've been dying to see it again. Go figger.
I wonder if there's any chance at all it'll come out on deeveedee?