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Re:INSTALLING THE NIPPLE
« Reply #90 on: September 13, 2004, 03:11:58 PM »

I remember Schwab's in Beverly Hills.  I wasn’t too keen on it.  
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« Reply #91 on: September 13, 2004, 03:14:07 PM »

I remember Schwab's in Beverly Hills.  I wasn’t too keen on it.  
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« Reply #92 on: September 13, 2004, 03:14:30 PM »

I hope TCB finds a way to visit us.
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« Reply #93 on: September 13, 2004, 03:35:20 PM »

TCB I am sorry to hear of your further, and evidently final, computer problems (with your current computer). I hope you are able to get another one so that you can check in with us more often.

Also, hope your opening night went splendidly!!!

Danise, I am also sorry about the death of your fish. You were a very good mom to it!
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« Reply #94 on: September 13, 2004, 03:46:04 PM »

Just talked to Elmore3003 on the telephone and he says to tell everybody that he misses all the HHWers and hopes to be back with us soon. He is still messed up, health-wise, but sounded better then the last time I had heard from him.
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« Reply #95 on: September 13, 2004, 03:53:38 PM »

What a strange and elephantine place this "thing" at Hollywood at Highland is (does this thing have a name?).  I got a headache trying to figure out what was where.  It's too sprawling for my taste.  I didn't know, however, that direct access to the mall or whatever you'd call it, can be had from the forecourt of the Chinese Theater.  There ARE lots of little food stands and restaurants, including a CPK.  Wolfgang Puck has a new place here, and I'm told that Twist, the restaurant in the hotel, has very good food.  But, I looked at the menu and it was one of those joints where there is one ingredient in every dish that I would never want to eat.  I was also flipping channels on the TV and saw a three minute promo for The Ten Commandments - as Moses would have said, "Oy."  At five, Sophie is going to show me the big 5,000 buck a night suite on the top floor - it has a 360 degree view.
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« Reply #96 on: September 13, 2004, 03:56:41 PM »

MBarnum, I received a delivery today, and Echo a treat.  Then she proceeded to bark almost non stop at the delivery man.  She really wanted another cookie but she was very annoying and embarrassed me.  ;D
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« Reply #97 on: September 13, 2004, 04:27:08 PM »

 At five, Sophie is going to show me the big 5,000 buck a night suite on the top floor - it has a 360 degree view.

I can turn around in circles FREE and use $5000. to buy chocolate syrup and other nice things.
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« Reply #98 on: September 13, 2004, 04:36:54 PM »

And a very happy haineshisway.com birthday to dave in the valley.  

Welcome six GUESTS.  We're talkin' about Henry Mancini.  

Welcome our latest registered user, just one step.
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« Reply #99 on: September 13, 2004, 04:43:48 PM »

The $5000 suite reminds me of a GOOD TOPIC: The spiffiest places we've stayed.
I shall begin... High on my spiffy hit parade is a place in the Cayman Islands that had, among other cute touches, a WHITE grand piano in the living room. The balcony looked out at the ocean a few steps away. And every room had an ocean view with a wrap-around balcony. It was stunning. If you want to see what it looked like, rent THE FIRM. This condo complex was used in the movie. (I don't know if it was this particular condo or one that looked just like it.)
I'm not really a beach person (lying around in the sun bores me to distraction - plus I burn in two seconds - so what's the point?) - but even I was impressed by this locale.
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« Reply #100 on: September 13, 2004, 04:46:30 PM »

BTW - I wasn't paying. It was a business thing. And I was there by myself! What a waste!
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« Reply #101 on: September 13, 2004, 05:20:43 PM »

Shortly I shall be on my way to the theater to rehearse the new song.  Then I shall return.  My room has a huge view of Highland and all of Hollywood, and the other window looks out directly on the pool.  
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« Reply #102 on: September 13, 2004, 05:38:31 PM »

DEAR HEART
DAYS OF WINE AND ROSES
WHISTLING AWAY THE DARK
THE GIRL IN NO MAN'S LAND (also from DARLING LILI)
Everything in VICTOR/VICTORIA the film
HATARI!
EXPERIMENT IN TERROR
LIFEFORCE
and, I never realized it was obscure: HIGH TIME

And, as for why I was errant and truant all weekend, I shall take a few posts and put up all my thoughts about this weekend's intense PLAY IN A DAY event,  soon.
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« Reply #103 on: September 13, 2004, 05:39:18 PM »

I want TCB to visit!
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« Reply #104 on: September 13, 2004, 05:50:06 PM »

Marky Mark has three nipples.
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« Reply #105 on: September 13, 2004, 05:51:21 PM »

MY 24 hours with PLAY IN A DAY
Armed with my brand new postcard sized head shots, I arrived at the Open Stage Theater on Saturday evening, early - of course - for the 7pm call.  Standing outside of the door was my very own dark lady from LOVE’S LABOURS WONNE,  my Miss Marci, Marcia Sekulien, whom I had not seen since the closing matinee three years ago!  My Miss Marci is a tall lady, every bit as tall as me.  We hit it off at LLW and that friendly sparkle in her eye was still there.  She immediately asked about my folks, somehow having heard through the Pittsburgh theater grapevine that I had been spending a great deal of time with their respective recuperations.  
Inside of the theater, major changes had taken place  - new ventilation, raised stage platform, new lighting grids - no longer looking like a former bingo hall.  Melanie Armer, the director of SYMPATHETIC MAGIC had set up her artistic director desk at the far edge of the stage, here we mingled, the relatively few who had risked this intense experiment.  Chris Kirsch, also of SM, embraced me with a great big kiss, asking if we were all fools.  In exchange for our headshots, we were given name tags!  Melanie, every the trusted friend I had made in the brief time I worked on SM, commented positively on my head shot, stating that it really was  an accurate representation of the Tony Dale she knows and respects.  Grabbing a few chairs from the corners of the space, Miss Marci, her pal Rachel, Chris and I took places in the back row, while a few stragglers wandered in:  one of them, long time friend, Mark Calla.  I felt at ease, knowing that I had these past friends there in my present.
Briefly, Melanie reiterated the goals of the event, as well as the writing and acting rules.  One script written expressly for the chosen actors, to be completed by 7am Sunday, actors to return at 8am pick up the script, work with playwright and director until show time - Sunday eve at 7pm.   The she asked the playwrights to step forward, where they drew named cards to acquire their casts.  I thought of “Last One Picked” from WHOOP-DE-DOO and Janis Ian’s “At Seventeen” while the five writers chose.  Playwright Jennifer Schaupp called my name in addition to the name, Molly Seremet.  Melanie, in the meantime, assigned directors to each group, we got Richard Bonime - who immediately told us that he was 70 years old (I would have thought older) and had just been fired from a directing job with The Pittsburgh Savoyards - Gilbert & Sullivan’s RUDDIGORE.  Well, that certainly did NOT earn my trust.  Jennifer said that she was 23, had just finished her Bachelor’s at Carnegie Mellon in Creative Writing, and was now attending Pitt, still in a writing program.  Ironically, I pointed out that I attended Pitt before working for Carnegie Mellon for fifteen years!  Obviously, the writer and I hit it off.  Molly, a mere 18 seemed to be a sweet, if softly spoken young lady.  After these momentary introductions, Richard dismissed Molly and I.
Other actors had very short meetings with their creative teams as Mark Calla was standing outside the door with Marci when I came out.  I immediately asked if he had plans for the evening, to which he said, not until 9:30 which gave him about an hour and a half which he’d rather spend doing something other than driving home to McKeesport.  I told him that I was heading to Red Fin Blues, and he was more than welcome to join me for a cocktail or two.  He’d heard of the place, but, had never been there, so it was a plan.
Michael greeted me on the deck, great guy who serves and bartends there.  Ambisextrous to the max.  Mark and I sat at the bar and as if three years had NOT passed between our last get-together picked up our friendship with talk of new projects, new men and women, New York trips while imbibing our Sam Adams (Mark) and vodka martinis (me).  Nine-thirty came and went before mark and I were in the parking lot saying good night, and sharing formerly unspoken feelings.  It wasn’t until I was driving past the Highland Park Bridge that I realized that I had only eaten a few handfuls of Trail Mix throughout the day and that I really needed cool air hitting my face, for I was pretty damned plastered by those four HUGE Red Fin Blues martinis, martinis with vermouth only whispered over the glass.
Minx was downstairs, Dad in his chair and Mum in bed when I stumbled in the door.  I poured a cold cup of coffee and fixed the coffee pot for an early a-rising.  Dad told me, from the other room, that Carmen had brought his son Brandon out that evening, and that Brandon was a firecracker, a rambunctious child, exploring every crevice of the house that he could get to.  All I could really think about was getting Minx onto her leash, out the door and up into bed.  But, a wonderful sight hit my eyes as I opened my yahoo messenger, downloaded my emails and prepared to shut down for the night; my dear friend Alex, from Australia, had been trying to reach me.   We connected and had a great, if drunken - I believe the word I used was “shit-faced” - nearly deep and meaningful conversation.   Alex even offered to phone, if that would make it any easier to communicate.
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« Reply #106 on: September 13, 2004, 05:52:07 PM »

PART TWO
SUNDAY the day from hell

Well, I managed to wake up properly at 6:15am, with nary a trace of the night be fore’s libations.  (I thank God that I have never experienced a hangover, knowing full well that if there were any day I deserved to have one, it was that day).  Quick coffee, quick walk for Minx, quick shower and out the door.  I arrived at the theater at 7:35, yep, early again. Our little group was taken to the upstairs dressing room for reading(s).  Jen’s script was nice, compact and highly reminiscent of Terrance McNally’s AND THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT, with its bomb shelter setting and its “there is something out there” themes.  But it was a short script, filled with sarcasm and sudden transitions - a nice piece to be challenged with for this experiment.  Two cold readings, with a couple of minor changes, and Richard dismissed Molly and I until 1pm.  I thought, this is trouble. . .the director is NOT going to direct, and I was proven correct.  I went home for a couple of hours - hell yes!  Typed my lines into the computer, walked the dog and took a forty-minute power nap.  Once back to the theater, Richard told Molly and I that my character would stand and that her character would sit.  Then at 1:20, we had the stage for ten minutes in which I stood and Molly sat - that was our blocking rehearsal.  Richard’s notes:  get off book.
For the next two hours, Molly and I ran lines, together, apart, together and at 3:20 were called onto the stage for our tech rehearsal.  Richard wasn’t in the building, nor was Jen.  Rather than interrupt the flow of things, the stage manager allowed Molly and I to call the lighting levels and to give her the cue for the slow fade at the end.  Somewhere during all this, Richard returned and had NOTES for the tech rehearsal:  Tony: more energy and project, Molly more energy and project.  Jen had a better note for us,  she would be in the house as a prompter, so if we needed a line during the show, we were to just call “LINE. ”       By 3:30 Molly and I were on our own again.  I elected to go to Red Fin for coffee and a sandwich.  Spread out at the bar, I marked up my script with intentions, made copious notes, drank my coffee and killed a half Italian Hoagie.  Gorgeous day, and I knew that I was well on my way to being completely off book.  
Molly was in the parking lot upon return, so we ran the show a few times as five o’clock approached.  No notes from Richard, even when he was within earshot of our rehearsals.  I showed Richard the cobalt blue tee-shirt I had chosen to wear, he approved.  Jen wished us luck and reminded us to call for line if necessary.  
You might ask if I was nervous, no.  I was a bit put out that our director was giving us no direction, but, I trusted Molly’s instincts and my own enough to know that we would get through the show.
We did.  Very few dropped cues or lines, though an entire transitional portion did fall by the wayside.  The audience laughed quite a bit, it was an audience that was there because they wanted to like us, to like this project and to support this kind of experiment.  What I saw and heard of the other shows were sublime and ridiculous.  Molly and I were the second play on the bill, so, I had a chance to see all of the first and a bit of the last.  When Molly and I exited the stage, we hugged each other and apologized for any foibles we had committed onstage.  Other actors backstage said that we were really good, and I knew that at least we had successfully done a PLAY IN A DAY, and never once broke character or called for a line.  Exhausted, I spent most of the rest of the evening outside with Mark and Marci puffing away.  After the complete cast curtain call, Richard came up to me. . .”My God!” he said, “You did everything on that stage that you were supposed to do!  I can’t believe that you haven’t acted for three years!  You surely do keep those acting chops well greased, don’t you?  I supposed that your cabarets would somehow NOT keep the acting alive, but, I have to tell you, I was impressed with what you were capable of out there.”  Jen, too, was stunned at hearing her words and seeing her characters brought to life, and her compliments to Molly and I meant a great deal more to me, than the complimentary remarks of an absent director.
Once home, wanting to crash, but wanting to communicate, I emailed Mark Calla, thanking him for Saturday night, and found that Alex was on line, if only for a short period, and had a sober conversation with him.  Got in one and a half episodes of ANGEL’s fourth season before sleep hit before 12:30am.
A great experience, though something which should be done sparingly.  It takes its toll.  A play in a day?   Maybe next time, I’ll ask to be considered as a writer!
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« Reply #107 on: September 13, 2004, 05:53:21 PM »

I am so sorry about your fish, Danise. At least he had some fun adventures.

I don't really have anything to say because there's not much else going on. Eventually, I'll have to do my homework, but I'm going to put that off as long as I can.
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« Reply #108 on: September 13, 2004, 06:10:05 PM »

Marky Mark has three nipples.

E I E I O!
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« Reply #109 on: September 13, 2004, 06:58:56 PM »

Jennifer, I saw "Jack and Bobby" last night and was pleasantly surprised with the quality of the show's writing, as well as by the performance of Christine Lahti.  Very impressive.

Betcha didn't know that I went to school with Jessica Paré (aka the love interest on the show) She was two years ahead of me.  All I can remember of her as a student was that she played Jesus in a production of Godspell (aka the first and last musical Villa Maria ever did) and did a pretty good job.  The girl can saaaanng.  Oh, I think she also wrote some angsty teenaged poetry for the school's literary magazine.  Let's hope the show picks up so I can sell it on EBay for $$$

This evening I went dragon boating on the Olympic Bassin with DR Andrea.  The team a coworker belongs to started a recreational team and she asked me to try it out.  It was amusing.

Oh.... and male rowers/paddlers = serious serious ***SERIOUS*** eye candy

We are going back next week to try again - this week was really just a light workout in which to learn the basics.  Still my back does hurt an eensy weensy bit...

Though I'm way way too late: Good travelling vibes to the TomofOz clan!!! :D
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« Reply #110 on: September 13, 2004, 07:05:25 PM »

Marky Mark has three nipples.

Really?  There is a rumor Ann Boleyn did.
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« Reply #111 on: September 13, 2004, 07:11:54 PM »

I think I've done the following:

Dealt with the change of phone service, Direct TV, Adelphia and booking the guy who does all my wiring.  Whew (wehw, spelled backwards).

Shayne:  Who is "BJ"?

Typo. It should have been BK. You mentioned it in your notes.
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« Reply #112 on: September 13, 2004, 07:13:46 PM »

I know we have been talking about What If? alot here. But go here for a sneak preview of one of Bruce Kimmel's "forgotten" musicals: Stages.

Still working on it, but I wanted to share.

http://www.brucekimmel.com/stages.htm
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« Reply #113 on: September 13, 2004, 07:18:08 PM »

td great story.  I’m glad it was so rewarding.

Emily have fun with the boating, and the eye candy. ;)
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« Reply #114 on: September 13, 2004, 07:21:15 PM »

Michael Shayne-thanks for sharing. :)
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« Reply #115 on: September 13, 2004, 07:32:00 PM »

td great story.  I’m glad it was so rewarding.


now, if only the writer could have been Panni and the director BK, it would have been even more rewarding.
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« Reply #116 on: September 13, 2004, 07:42:18 PM »

Thanks for the STAGES info, MS. Fascinating.
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« Reply #117 on: September 13, 2004, 08:03:56 PM »

I just baked sweet carrot pumpkin bars and a cream cheese frosting.  I will serve the frosting on the side in case anyone wants to eat “healthy” They do taste yummy both ways but I prefer them with frosting.  

Tomorrow is my book discussion group’s yearly pot luck lunch.  Technically it should be at my house since I’m leading the discussion but I recently hosted and another member was kind enough to take over the hosting responsibilities for me.   :D

I highly recommend the beautifully written book, THE KITE RUNNER, about two boys in Kabul before and after the Russians invaded.  

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« Reply #118 on: September 13, 2004, 08:21:20 PM »

now, if only the writer could have been Panni and the director BK, it would have been even more rewarding.

You did fine on your own, td. Anyway, no rewrites in life. (Well, most of the time...)
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« Reply #119 on: September 13, 2004, 08:22:40 PM »

I just baked sweet carrot pumpkin bars and a cream cheese frosting.  I will serve the frosting on the side in case anyone wants to eat “healthy” They do taste yummy both ways but I prefer them with frosting.  

Yum. I think I'll join that book group.
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